Premature Pop Shots
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We’re heading out to the set of Barely Legal Corrupted #7 this afternoon, so we won’t be able to bring you all the news that’s (kinda) fit to print. Instead, we leave you with the very best in webternet goodness:
More and more women are saying “no” to having their period. More and more guys are saying “yes” to that idea.
Companies are encouraging mothers to bring newborns to the office. We wonder if that would fly at HUSTLER.
Why does it seem that every female high school teacher in the country is suddenly sleeping with their students?
New Jersey is officially retarded.
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5th Straight Chart Topping Week for Britney Rears 2
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Soon, every man, woman and child around the globe will own Britney Rears 2: I Wanna Get Laid. We heard that God got his copy signed.
The producers of Britney Rears 2 have had very little time to enjoy their fifth consecutive week perched near the top of the AVN sales chart as their production schedule has them busy working on a slate of new movies including Britney Rears 3.
"We haven't had a lot of time to sit back and enjoy the success of Britney 2 because we're really ramped up with a number of movie projects including Britney 3 and a brand new celebrity spoof that will totally surprise some people," stated Jeff Mullen, co-producer and writer of the fast selling Britney Rears movies.
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Hustler Video® Debuts The Da Vinci Load
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The Da Vinci Load hits stores TODAY, May 23rd. Directed by multi-award winner Jerome Tanner, The Da Vinci Load whisks you away into a world of intrigue unlocking the darkest secret in human history! Shot in HD, The Da Vinci Load weaves a tale where the Operatives of the Priory of Semen discover that Leonardo Da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa using his own sperm. These keepers of the truth fuck in the name of art and kill anyone who gets in their way.
Starring Joey Hart, Eva Angelina, Hailey Page, Missy Monroe, Tory Lane, Charlotte Stokely, Evan Stone and James Deen, The Da Vinci Load features a professional script while still encompassing the hottest sex and hardcore action of any adult film. Elaborate sets, art and costuming create the perfect stage for this white hot, horny cast. With 6 of the most arousing sex scenes in the history of erotic cinema, The Da Vinci Load has it all for sheer entertainment and complete titillation.
The New York Daily News has even written about it! It’s THAT amazing a film.
The Da Vinci Load opens with a murder in the after-hours quiet of a Los Angeles museum and uncovers a mystery that can only be solved with hardcore sex! The Da Vinci Load is ripe with graphic sexƒ masterful blowjobs, faces painted with semen, double penetration, and crazy pussy poundings culminating in the hallowed Priory ceremony—a six-girl orgy!
The Da Vinci Load features special packaging that opens to reveal a two panel photo spread highlighting some of the movies hottest scenes and the casts' appetite for fucking, with art masterpiece styling. The DVD includes behind the scenes features, hot sex talk, a photo slide show, and Hustler trailers of other hot releases.
The Da Vinci Load is a guaranteed good time for all adult audiences and the perfect movie for a hot night in where the truth cums out!
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New Porn Tuesdays
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So we were watching Batman Begins last night and we couldn’t help but think that something was missing. Then it dawned on us…not enough penetration. Sure, Christian Bale’s performance as the titular caped crusader was inspired, but we sincerely doubt he could pull off the piledriver. Thank Allah Hustler Video® has a slew of new titles this week:
The Da Vinci Load (109 min.)
Stars: Hailey Paige, Missy Monroe, Charlotte Stokely, Jasmine Tame, Tory Lane, Eva Angelina, Michelle Maylene, and Joey Hart
DVD Includes: Hot HUSTLER Trailers, Photo Slide Show, Animated Chapter Index, Hot Sex Talk
Director: Jerome Tanner
Previously on HustlerWorld: The Da Vinci Load: The Truth Cums Out!
Take It Black #4 (143 min.)
Stars: Nadia Styles, Charlotte Stokely, Gianna, Dana DeArmond, and Mia Rose
DVD Includes: Behind the Scenes, Hot Sex Talk, Hot HUSTLER Trailers, Photo Slideshow, Animated Chapter Index
Director: Van Styles
Beaver Hunt #4 (95 min.)
Stars: Adriana Fausto, Chloe Morgan, Vanessa, Leola Jossi, and Ginger Lee
DVD Includes: Behind the Scenes, Hot HUSTLER Trailers, Photo Slide Show, Interviews, Animated Chapter Index, Hot Sex Talk
Director: Will Rider
Shut Up and Fuck My A Hole
Stars: Kelly Wells, Dana Vespoli, Mika Tan, Sandra Romain, and Naudia Nyce
DVD Includes: Photo Gallery, Hot HUSTLER Trailers, Continuous Play, Full Motion Chapter Menu
Director: Dale Jordan
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On the Set: HUSTLER Exposed
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We arrived to the set of HUSTLER Exposed—Mya Luanna’s first shoot under exclusive contract—and our ears were immediately assaulted by some blaring, God-awful Eurotrash dance music. “It’s too early for this,” we thought. Not too early to watch porn being filmed, mind you…that’s impossible. It was too early to be listening to unk da unk da unk da unk da unk da.
Our tune soon changed when we encountered Miss Luanna holding court from her makeup chair. Babies could have been crying and we wouldn’t have noticed. She’s more stunning and poised than we remembered. She took her time, thoughtfully and playfully answering every question put forward, no matter how outlandish or simple they may have been. All the while, the makeup girl was tugging and combing and hair-spraying and brushing Mya’s gorgeous head of hair.
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