So how's the Britney Spe…ahem, Britney Rears stuff going? It seems like it was fun.

Yeah, it was great. We already wrapped the movie. I think we just have to shoot a few pickup scenes to add to the story and the movie's done. It was a lot of fun making it.

What was so much fun about making it?

The story was really cute. Britney orders a time machine off of eBay and flashes back to the 70s. It was fun to get all discoed out.

We saw some stills of you and you looked amazing.

Well thank you.

We're not saying that you don't normally don't look pretty…

Yeah, as opposed to what?

We heard you yelled at some guy on a set, so we're trying to avoid your wrath.

Where'd you hear that from?!

We heard from a little bird that you called some guy a "limp-dicked faggot"…

Oh, but you know what? He was really rude to me.

We're not saying it wasn't deserved. We're just doing our best to stay on your good side.

I'm only a brat when provoked.

Can you tell us the story?

Well, I was working with two guys. One of them was having wood problems and I was cool and trying to be helpful and still trying to make the scene turn out OK. But the one guy—I don't know if he was embarrassed about it because there were so many people on the set—he started getting really aggressive with me and started acting like it was my fault that he didn't have any wood. Then, while I was talking to the director, he pushed my head and said, "Just suck the dick, bitch." And it wasn't in a cool, hot or dominant way…it just kind of came out of nowhere.

During the scene, I looked up at him and mouthed the words "fuck you". After I did that, he turned me around and hit my ass. I had a huge mark on me. After that, I got up and said, "You do not ever, ever touch a girl like that, "and I got in his face and called him a "limp-dicked faggot".

I don't take anything.

We're still shocked. We talk to you and you're so sweet and then we watch some of your scenes and our mouth just falls to the ground.

I always say that I'm quiet but I'm not shy. I'm only outgoing if I'm having sex or if the camera's on me. It's funny because I'm usually pretty reserved when I'm on sets and I keep to myself for the most part.

And then you have that business card. We love that business card.

Everybody does. They're world famous now.

Do you like the acting part of filming pornography? Some people we know are just into the sex and find the acting a burden.

I love it actually.

What do you love about it?

I like acting. I like entertaining people. I'm a natural entertainer. I just like putting on a show for people and making them laugh. I just like it and I always have.

You went on Howard Stern recently. How was that?

I got to do something different than the morning show. They did "Inside the Porn Actor's Studio". Richard Christie and me were sitting on these two chairs and there was little table with this huge dildo on it and there was an audience. My DVDs were on the table and he was asking questions about my career and how I got started. [T]hey pulled clips of these movies and I talked about what was going on in the scene. Of course they picked the most hardcore, graphic stuff I've done. I'm like, "Yeah, this is where I'm choking on a cock, and that would be me drooling on myself and that would be me gargling cum."

I'm glad they had me on the show now as opposed to when they were on the regular radio because I wouldn't be able to talk about my everyday life without using swearwords.

I'm not one to censor myself, so it's hard for me to stop when I'm talking.

You work with HUSTLER a great deal. We're all big fans of yours over here. What do you think your favorite HUSTLER project is?

I don't know, I've been working so much for [you guys].

What do you like about HUSTLER so much?

They keep hiring me! I love that! My favorite box-cover ever is Anal Extremes with me in the little red outfit. That's my hottest box cover.

We think the Britney one will be a good one too.

We shall see.

How do you prefer to be dressed up?

I dunno. Whenever me and the director are picking out outfits for the movie, I'm like "I really don't care. Dress me however you want. Do whatever kind of makeup you want." It comes off in a few seconds anyway.

So what's in your future?

Just work, work and more work.

Welcome back to "Inside the Porn Actor's Studio", which, if you read any of the above, was stolen from us by Howard Stern and crew. It's actually not that clever a title, so we really don't care. Anyway, here now is that greasy toad, James Lipton:

A little while back, you made a little movie that REDEFINED THE ADULT ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY AS...WE...KNOW...IT. That title of that movie? Whores Don't Wear Panties. Only one word can describe this film: groundbreaking. It is with this in mind that we subject Ms. Hillary Scott to the Pivot Questionnaire...

What is your favorite word?

I would have to say, "asswhore$quot;.

What is your least favorite word?

I would have to say, "impotence".

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

I'm getting into photography, so beautiful pictures, a beautiful women, architecture, anything. I always look at everything and think, "That would be a really great picture".

What turns you off?

People spitting on me. I have this really strange phobia about it. It's really strange because I love swallowing cum…it's a strange addiction. In all my scenes I request that I swallow the cum. But other people's spit? I can't handle it being near me. I have this weird germ phobia, but it's werid, because I'm a whore. I shouldn't care about germs like that, but I do.

What's your favorite curse word?

Cunt.

What sound or noise to you love?

The sound of balls slapping against my pussy while a cock is in my ass.

What sound or noise do you hate?

My girlfriend Leah Luv has braces and she always makes this chewing sound, like she's getting food out of her teeth. It's the most awful, irritating sound and I wouldn't say that if it wasn't the worst sound ever. I yell at her all the time. It's just awful.

What profession other than your own, would like to attempt?

Like I said earlier, I'd like to try photography.

What profession would you not like to do?

I don't know, there's so many, that's why I'm doing this. Anything that involves a 9 to 5 schedule.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

I have a really large penis and I want to stick it in your ass. That would be heavenly.

Now is there anything else you want to say to your wonderful fans out there?

I hope that I'm a good ass-whore for all of you.

Previously on HustlerWorld: Britney Rears Gets a New Star,