So how'd you hurt yourself?

I was walking on marble. I was at home and I was going into the kitchen. It was late at night and the lights were dim and there was water on the floor that I didn't see. I slipped and I fell on my back and really messed up my rib cage behind my lungs on the right-hand side.

You weren't drunk were you?

No I wasn't, actually. [I] have a good friend that's a doctor that works with the Sacramento Kings. He came over and checked out my back. Once we figured out my lungs were OK, then I was taking shots 'cause I was in so much pain.

It's mainly my rib cage. They need to check me in a week or two once all the bruising and muscles are healed.

I really lucked out. It could be much worse, but it still hurts like a bitch.

We're sorry to hear that. So are you stuck not working for the next couple of weeks?

They told me that for the first week I need to take it pretty easy. I was supposed to do a webcast tomorrow, but we ended up replacing me because it was a little too soon.

I'm supposed to do a couple of one-day movies next week. I'm hoping that if I keep it easy and stay in bed as much as possible until then I'll be able to work.

I'm a trooper. I broke my wrist last fall. I actually healed really fast. I told the doctor, "I have to work at the end of the month. You're giving me a cast for two weeks and giving me a brace and I'll take it off when I work." They were like, "No. You're going to screw up your wrist." I went in ten days later and had them take of the cast and I was completely healed. [The doctor] was like "Something is wrong with you."

Mutant healing abilities.

I'm crossing my fingers that I&39;ll heal like that this time around.

We're glad you're getting better. Your health is the most important thing.

Definitely. It just sucks because I have so much going on right now. Luckily, this week is pretty mellow.

So what do you have going on?

We're doing a reality show following the making of Debbie Does Dallas.

Are you the lead in that? Are you cast as Debbie?

Yes. In the reality show it says that I'm not because part of the drama is their search for Debbie, but I have been cast as Debbie. I had to clarify that with them. I was like, "I'm not auditioning for a role that I already have, I'm sorry."

We start filming that right after the 4th July. It's going to be really big. That's going to be keeping me busy until the end of July.

Is it going to be weird? Are cameras going to be following you 24/7?

There's no such thing as complete reality. It's all scripted, of course.

I know exactly when they'll be filming, There are certain times for everything, so I won't be completely swamped with cameras 24/7.

What else do you have going on?

I'm looking at a couple of scripts for regular movies. I'm meeting with a new manager...

Define "regular movies".

Not porn. That's what I came from and now that I'm grounded with Vivid and I've gotten my foot in the door, I can focus on other things. For a while, I wasn't going out for any [auditions]. Part of it is that I didn't want to cross over at the same time. I wanted to establish my name first.

Do you think you'll still be involved with porn if you do cross over?

It depends. That's a decision that everyone is telling me I'm going to have to make. Until that juncture in the road comes, I'm not thinking about it. I think I'll know. My gut will tell what I really want in the long run.

Do you think it's going to be hard making the transition from adult to mainstream?

I have the credibility over there. I have the right contacts. There's not one person in the regular world...everyone's trying to pull me out of [adult]. They're like, "You're way too talented. You're way too pretty. You shouldn't be doing what you're doing."

How do you feel about that?

It's hard and I know that they mean it sincerely and I know that they mean it as a compliment. But it's hard because I'm constantly defending myself.

They're like, "The pay is better over here. It's not looked down upon. You can do so much more...you can jump from TV to movies to music to all sorts of things." In the long wrong, their argument is stronger, but they need to realize that this is what I want to do.

Why do you want to do it? You didn't fall into porn. You actually sought it out.

I've always been very sexual. I'm OK with my sexuality. I think that our society is too sheltered from sex. I think it's something that people should embrace.

And I'm with Vivid. It's for couples to watch. It's not like I'm out there having people beat me or tie me up. Everyday couples can relate to what I'm doing. I'm very comfortable with myself and I'd like to share that with the world. Everyone should be comfortable in his or her own skin.

So what's your favorite thing you've done with Vivid so far?

Do you mean like as far as movies go?

Whatever your favorite part of the whole experience is. Has it been financial? Has it been social? Has it been the movies you've made?

It would be the movies that I've made. I don't hang out with anyone in the industry, really. The money isn't good. I make less money than I made before.

Do you get into fights with other girls a lot? You're candor makes it seem like you might get into tiffs every now and then?

I don't hang out with girls. They don't like me because I'm honest. They have a problem with me. They always have. Even my best friends growing up...their boyfriends have all hit on me and all of a sudden I'm labeled a "whore".

Girls are catty. I'm not. I really don't care if you don't like me. Oh well, everyone deserves their own opinion. If people want to talk shit on me, I'll talk shit about myself with them. I [know I'm] not perfect and I think that's why people have a problem with me. They can't put me down and can't really get an upper hand on me,

If I'm wrong I'll admit it. I grew up young and I don't have time for the bullshit.

Did you turn down Stern?

They kind of turned me down.

That's because you wouldn't talk about something...what wouldn't you talk about?

Everybody they want on the show or who's interested in doing the show fills out this long questionnaire. I'm very open and I went into detail about numerous things.

So I'm reading this and it asks, "Who are you dating?" I don't list the name, but I [told] them a description of who I'm dating at the time. And then they ask, "Have you dated a celebrity? Have you ever had sex with a celebrity?" I'm saying "yes" or "no", but they wanted to know who. I wouldn't give names so they told Vivid, "We don't want her on the show. She's not talking about herself."

I told them what drugs I've done, how many times I've done them. Extreme details about numerous things in my life. But I'm not talking about myself because I won't tell them who in the limelight I've dated? That, I had a problem with. So I was like, "I don't want to do it then." But Vivid was really pushing me to go on so I was like "OK, I'll think about who I can talk about."

Then [Vivid] gave [that] list to FHM. I didn't know—the article I did in FHM—I didn't know that that's what they wanted to talk about until the day of the interview.

I winged that whole article. I didn't put anyone down in it. I told them that I wasn't Tommy Lee's girlfriend, and yet they hyped that up. They totally caused all sorts of chaos on my life. That article was about my dating life. I even talked about my first boyfriend when I was 15-years-old. Who they chose to publish is out of my [hands].

I went off on my publicist. I was like, "Why is it that no one told me that that's what you guys sold me on?" I would not have done the article.

I think that article is horrible. I look like a star-fucker.

Has this been your biggest annoyance since you've been in the industry?

Not really. Vivid markets me as the Girl-Gone-Wild girl, which I never was. I'm good friends with Joe Francis. I agreed to do one thing for him after I had already met with Vivid. They make it seem on my first video that I lifted up my shirt and became a star. I have a huge problem with that.

Is that you're biggest complaint? You have to think in terms of the adult entertainment industry you could have much worse things to complain about.

I know, I know. It's just that I'm a perfectionist and if I don't look out for myself who will? If something's wrong, I will be the first to say something.

Put down that boiled ham, Lipton! You have work to do! Ask her those questions you stole from that French television show.

What is your favorite word?

I've always love the word "famished".

What is your least favorite word?

Probably "hot". I hate the word "hot".

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

Having some kind of connection from the inside with someone.

What turns you off?

People that are condescending to make themselves feel better about themselves.

What's your favorite curse word?

I love the word, "cunt". I love how it sounds. I say it all the time. I offend so many of my girlfriends, but I do not think it's disrespectful. I think girls are just getting feminist when they say they're offended by it.

What sound or noise do you love?

I like it when the person you care about, when you're laying down next to somebody, and you hear that total sigh of relaxation.

What sound or noise do you hate?

Nasally voices.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

When I was in college I was a biology major and wanted to get into holistic medicine, so probably that.

What profession would you not like to do?

Garbage truck driver. I don't believe in picking up after other people.

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gate.

Welcome Stefani, you can have any male up here you want.

Is there anything else you want to say?

Watch out for my two websites that I'm putting up. They'll be up by the end of summer. That's StepfaniMorgan.com and IloveStefaniMorgan.com. And look out for Debbie Does Dallas.

While you're waiting for the remake of that classic, why not check out Stefani's other movies? They're all available from Hustler Hollywood.