Novelty Golf Clubs, Now With Jenna Jameson
File this under, "You've got to be fucking kidding me." We received the following release and had to do a double take. Where we're from, they still have golf courses that don't allow blacks or Jews to become members. We'd love to see the reaction on Chet VonBlueblood's face if he ever came across this on the links.
Between last week's DP and this, we've pretty much seen at all.
Commence suspension of disbelief:
You can now take Jenna Jameson on the golf course with you to unnerve your opponents as you sink that 20-footer. She's available in a "tip and strip" novelty Jenna Jameson Putter from Colorado Sand Dollar LLC of Denver and its Blueball Sports division.
"I always thought putting was the best part of my game, and now I can help everyone else to master the short stroke," says Jameson, who declines to reveal her handicap.
At $69.95, the JJPutter looks and handles like an ordinary putter, but as you remove it from your golf bag and flip it over to hit the ball, a two-dimensional, topless image of the adult mega star begins to reveal itself. The putters are available for pre-sale now exclusively through www.JJPutter.com and will ship on June 30th. They will be available at selected retail outlets later.
Working on the same gravity-feed principle as the "tip and strip" ballpoint pen a black curtain floats up underneath the grip when you hold the putter with the club head down. When you tip it back up to replace it in your golf bag, the screen slides back into place. The putter conforms to PGA Tour specifications, although the grip is a bit wider than normal to accommodate the image printed inside the transparent shaft.
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Comments
I've actually played with one of these. It's hilarious and works great!!!
Posted by: TA | June 16, 2006 04:27 PM