LARRY FLYNT'S HUSTLERWORLD

Taking a page from Digital Playground's playbook, we've decided to make an outlandish claim and hope that technological Luddites don't realize we're full of excrement.

So here it is:

Beginning Friday, HustlerWorld will become the first website available for viewing on them shiny new Internet phones that Apple's releasing.

You'll have to wait for every other site to catch up to our almost insurmountable lead. For a site to be viewed on an iPhone, it must utilize an infant technology: HTML. Good luck with that!

"I want to have our news and content on my iPhone," HustlerWorld's handsome, charismatic and debt-free editor said. "We've always been a site that has used technology to experiment with information dissemination. It's something we've always done, so it's just an evolution for HustlerWorld. It's another small step to bring us closer to our loyal readership."

HustlerWorld President, Ivan McIdontunderstandtechnology, is in awe: "I'm so honored to know that HustlerWorld is the first AGAIN. I'd like to thank all of our friends at Apple and Al Gore for their combined efforts to see this through."

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HustlerWorld Becomes First Website Available On the iPhone