HustlerWorldtag:master.hustlerworld.com,2008:/news//22008-11-24T17:10:55ZMovable Type 3.2This Ain't the Munsters XXX Offers Suggestions to Wayans Bros Munsters Adaptation tag:master.hustlerworld.com,2008:/news//2.7332008-11-21T01:16:32Z2008-11-24T17:10:55ZHUSTLER Video's recently released parody of a classic horror-comedy TV sitcom, This Ain't the Munsters XXX, has sparked major interest in both the adult and mainstream world. Another Munsters spoof to be honed by the Wayans Brothers was just announced...pjohnson
HUSTLER Video's recently released parody of a classic horror-comedy TV sitcom, This Ain't the Munsters XXX, has sparked major interest in both the adult and mainstream world. Another Munsters spoof to be honed by the Wayans Brothers was just announced on MTV's movie blog http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2008/11/11/wayans-brothers-munsters-adaptation-nearing-starting-gate. It's surprising that the Wayans Brothers have not tapped into the adult world for some suggestions on their upcoming spoof of The Munsters.
Hustler Video thought that it would be a nice gesture to offer up its creative services free of charge, especially since MTV's movie blog is asking fans of The Munsters to voice their opinions to help out the Wayans Brothers.
Hustler Video casting suggestions:
Lee Stone as Herman, Roxy DeVille as Lily, Shawna Leneé as Marilyn, Trent Soluri as Eddie and Gavin Wells as Grandpa.
Hustler Video director/writer suggestions:
Director Anton Slayer, self-proclaimed Munsters fanatic, will take extra measures to make sure to lend as much authenticity to the original series through his elaborate sets, costumes, and extra-green makeup.
Roger Krypton, notorious screenwriter for HUSTLER, is already putting together some hilarious and interesting scenarios for Munsters fans to enjoy!
For any other creative input regarding your Munsters spoof, please feel free to visit
MunstersXXX.com.
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Barrio Banging with Rachel Solaritag:master.hustlerworld.com,2008:/news//2.7322008-11-14T22:49:58Z2008-11-15T00:14:32Z You know the cliche; people get some money, forget where they came from, and become egomaniacs. This happens to so many porn girls, I've lost track. They start stacking their money, move to some place like Beverly Hills, and...Richard
You know the cliche; people get some money, forget where they came from, and become egomaniacs. This happens to so many porn girls, I've lost track. They start stacking their money, move to some place like Beverly Hills, and get a big head. So, it's refreshing when you run across a porn star that isn't changed by the glimmers of fame and piles of money.
This is why I like Rachel Solari. Rachel keeps it real.
Proudly from La Puente, Ca, she wears braces, doesn't care about the VIP, shops at the Vineland Swap meet, sports 34D-26-40, and prefers Biggie over Tupac. A girl after my own heart!
We were lucky enough to get an interview where appropriately, she kept it real.
What's your ratio of real to fake orgasm on camera? "Never ever had a real orgasm on film", this deliciously thick honey says. Ok, have you ever had sex with a famous person? "Yes, don't trip" she says shyly. Gram Ponante called you "the whitest cover model of Barrio Booty yet", what do you think of this? "Who the fuck is Gram Ponante? YO SOY MEXICANO, PUTAS!"
Let's move on; what's been the strangest display of affection from a fan? "Stalkers caused me to change my address and phone number." That sucks; have you ever hooked up with a fan? "Nope, I wouldn't." What's your favorite sex act to do? "Gangster sex (laughs), doggie style! What's your favorite thing to have done to you? "I like threesomes with girls!" What's the craziest thing you've done in porn? "I pretended to work at an In-n-Out and stripped there." Outside of porn? "I love sex in public!" What's the best sex you've ever had? "Haha, you mean with who? This year's been a good year!"
Rachel isn't all tits, and an ass that won't quit. She has a brain on her with some wit to match. What is your ultimate sexual fantasy? "To make a million, that would be sexy." Favorite purchase of the past year? "Sick symphony CDs, a bomb ass torta." What's your favorite thing to get at a bodega? "Bootleg DVDs" Ok, what is the nerdiest thing about you? "I'm a sociology major. I'm not sure what porn people call nerdy." Who's your favorite rapper? "Church from Chamber music, sick shit." Lastly and most importantly, what's your favorite Biggie song? "Juicy." With that response, this boy who grew up in the shadow of a crack house and bought an X-Clan tape when he was 10, fell head over heels in love with Rachel Solari.
You can fall in love with her too. Join Hustler.com and watch her in Barrio Booty #5 right now!
Lexi Belle: Ridiculously Adorable!tag:master.hustlerworld.com,2008:/news//2.7312008-11-11T09:21:55Z2008-11-12T23:55:49ZWhen I first got into this 'business' one person I really wanted to meet was Lexi Belle. She is by far one of the most adorable starlets in porn. I imagined she was made of pure sugar, lived in a...RichardWhen I first got into this 'business' one person I really wanted to meet was Lexi Belle. She is by far one of the most adorable starlets in porn. I imagined she was made of pure sugar, lived in a house made of muffins, and wiggled her nose before disappearing into a cloud of pink pixie dust.
Turns out she's all these things and more! It was a chance encounter at an awards show where we found ourselves face to face with cute incarnate. Not only is she made of sugar, but she is a self described 'band geek', avid viewer of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, and a huge Star Wars fan!
How did you get into the industry? Did you find porn, or did porn find you? Porn found me, oh my gosh! I was working at a video store I was 18 and had just started a myspace account. I put up pictures with my new blond hair at the time, and thought I was so cute. A guy came into the video store, and recognized me from myspace and was like "I'm going to hook you up". So for three month he hit me up on myspace.
That's kind of creepy! Yea well, he was one of those types of guys who go around saying 'I represent girls', you know? And he's not that legitimate. He is actually married to another girl who is in the industry; I don't want to name anybody. But they got me on a set, and I watched my first scene; it was a crazy. Then they got me booked to be in a scene, and it's been fine ever since.
What was your first scene? My first scene was a boy/boy/girl and it was pretty crazy. The whole time I was giggling. I was so nervous. I wanted to be there, but I didn't know what to do and I had never taken my clothes of in front people before. I was with two big buff meat heads; it was awesome! The very next day I did two more scenes. So I just kind of got started. You get used to it, and you find out what you like. Soon it becomes fun, a lot of fun!
Do you have any hobbies outside the industry? I don't have much time these days, but when I was in high school I liked to collect Star Wars stuff. I like going out, listening to music.
What kinds of music do you like? All kinds, from Hip-Hop to dance, techno, rock, and punk. I'm a huge punk fan. Other than that, I'm not too cool. I go to Six Flags regularly.
Do you have a season pass? Yea! I have a season pass. I'll go out there for a few hours pretty often.
Which do you think was better, Family Matters or The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air? Fresh Prince! I know the song. I didn't really watch Family Matters. Fresh Prince was way funnier.
What's your favorite purchase of the last year? I'm not materialistic too much. I don't know. I don't buy anything too crazy. Sorry, I can't think of anything.
Ok, I'm going to say a word, and tell me the first thing that comes to mind!
HUSTLER Young barely legal girls Porn Dirty videos Los Angeles Smog Andy Warhol Awesome! colorful
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LARRY FLYNT ON OBAMA'S HISTORIC ELECTIONtag:master.hustlerworld.com,2008:/news//2.7302008-11-11T06:00:25Z2008-11-11T06:02:19Z"President-Elect Barack Obama's authoritative win in yesterday's historic election proves, if nothing else, that optimism in the United States is not dead. It was only tamped underfoot, squeezed hard beneath the weight of eight years of divisive national crisis and...Richard"President-Elect Barack Obama's authoritative win in yesterday's historic election proves, if nothing else, that optimism in the United States is not dead. It was only tamped underfoot, squeezed hard beneath the weight of eight years of divisive national crisis and the steady erosion of the guarantees that made this imperfect Union an exemplar for the world.
His work begins now in earnest. And what work it is! The restoration of our national luster will take more than hope, more than a contagious zeal for change. Real transformation requires achieving the nearly impossible: snapping the bonds of hate and the polarization it fosters.
This overwhelming victory for the Democratic Party represents an utter rejection of the toxic and failed policies of the Bush Administration, leaving us with a glimmer of hope for the restoration and preservation of our most precious rights.
The American people demanded this change. And we will all be watching closely as the President-Elect takes these first steps into what could be the sunlight of a new American dawn."
- Larry Flynt
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OBAMA IS NAILIN' PALIN!tag:master.hustlerworld.com,2008:/news//2.7292008-11-01T03:36:33Z2008-11-01T08:34:52Z The adventures of Sarah Palin continue in Hustler's Obama is Nailin' Palin. Sexy MILF Lisa Ann comes back to the screen once more as Sarah Palin, but this time she's going all the way to the top….to get the...Richard
The adventures of Sarah Palin continue in Hustler's Obama is Nailin' Palin. Sexy MILF Lisa Ann comes back to the screen once more as Sarah Palin, but this time she's going all the way to the top….to get the presidential treatment so to speak!
Directed by Jerome Tanner, Obama is Nailin' Palin will feature Guy DiSilva, who bears more than a striking resemblance to Obama, as a knight in shining armor, who rescues Sarah from her failed campaign. Sarah is more than grateful to follow the lead of this strong brave man and makes sure to thank him properly.
Will the outcome be climactic...you betcha!!
Watch these two parties go at it before they really go at it on Election Day!! Obama is Nailin' Palin will debut exclusively on HUSTLER.com on Monday, November 3, 2008 where you can also watch the first two scenes of Who's Nailin' Paylin right now!
Read the script of Obama is Nailin' Palin behind the cut!
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HUSTLER CASTING CALL!tag:master.hustlerworld.com,2008:/news//2.7282008-10-31T09:02:44Z2008-11-01T05:56:10ZThe talent coordinator of Hustler Magazine and video wants to meet you! Come down to Larry Flynt's Hustler Club in Westminster, CA and be ready to shine! Show Hustler what sets you apart form others. We are looking for ladies...RichardThe talent coordinator of Hustler Magazine and video wants to meet you! Come down to Larry Flynt's Hustler Club in Westminster, CA and be ready to shine!
Show Hustler what sets you apart form others. We are looking for ladies that are interested in modeling for Hustler magazine as well ladies interested in starring in our vastly popular video lines.
Show up between 2:00 PM and 11:00 PM and bring your valid photo ID (21 and over please).
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Top 5 Halloween Porno's tag:master.hustlerworld.com,2008:/news//2.7272008-10-28T09:22:16Z2008-10-30T04:01:14ZIt's that time of year again. The leaves are falling, trout are spawning, and I get sick on candy while watching It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown. Halloween is right around the corner so we dipped into the archives here...Richard
It's that time of year again. The leaves are falling, trout are spawning, and I get sick on candy while watching It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown. Halloween is right around the corner so we dipped into the archives here at Hustler World Head Quarters and compiled our top 5 favorite Halloween-themed porno's.
1. VAMPIRASS
Filmed in the halcyon days of 1993 when bushes were full, boobs were mostly real, and special effects in a pornos meant having a fog machine in the room; Vampirass doesn't hold all its charm in the witty title. What makes this video great is the plot. A lowly yet hyper-sexual real estate agent is trying to sell a mansion to some of her friends. After some sexual antics with a mulleted bodyguard, a "ball-draining 3-way", and some black-magic gone wrong, these ladies are unwittingly turned into vampires.
I recommend this movie to anybody who likes sex, vampires, or real estate.
2. GHOULS GONE WILD
I like the idea of this movie. Ghouls Gone Wild? I imagine a band of ghoulish sex fiends who flash their tits for cheap trucker hats in a bus parked outside the local pool hall before devouring the hapless camera-men. After this, these ghoulish sex fiends have to grapple with the psychological damage when they see their goodies being flashed all over late night cable television.
Instead we get a borderline gonzo where the girls are inexplicitly wearing Mad Max style make up and looked like just came from a shopping spree at Hot Topic. The constant techno soundtrack could confuse one to think that they are in a mid-80s rave not a late 00's porno. The saving grace of this rave/goth/mad max/ porno noir is when a mohawked Kimberly Kane gets fucked in a "grave yard" which is obviously someone's backyard. Why is this the saving grace? Because Kimberly Kane is hot as hell.
I recommend this movie for anybody who likes Mad Max, Kimberly Kane, or raves.
"Ron Jeremy plays a dirty homeless hunchback? Best casting ever!"
"Wait, so this vampire goes from sucking the dudes blood to sucking his cock? I need a little more character development here."
"They say this was shot on location in Europe. I wonder if by Europe they mean Chatsworth."
"Where did these blond chicks come from? Is this a scheduled orgy, or is it supposed to be spontaneous? I probably shouldn’t be asking these questions at this point."
"These German guys have awesome perms."
"Vampire lesbians: YES!"
"Are they playing Elton John in the background while they are having sex in a coffin?"
I recommend this movie for anybody who likes vampires, jerking-off vampires, or vampire orgies.
4. EJACULA 2
Yes, the first was so good it warranted a sequel. Looking at the box cover I’m happy to see that the stellar cast from the first movie was able to come back, but now there is some sort of panther in the mix. While the first Ejacula could be subtitled "Ejacula fucks a bunch of chicks", Ejacula 2 could be subtitled "Ejacula wants to bang a virgin". That's right, a quest through Europe to find a virgin to deflower. I have a sneaking suspension that nobody in this movie is a virgin, except maybe one of the boom-mic guys.
I recommend this movie for anybody who likes Ron Jeremy, tanned vampires, or strudel.
5. BLOOD LAKE
With a name like Blood Lake you know it's going to be fucking metal. This is essentially a cheap slasher flick with a lot of hardcore pornography thrown in for good measure. If you haven't guessed the plot already, it goes a little something like this: A bunch of couples go camping in the woods that are totally haunted. After having sex they hear and noise and then wham, one by one they're knocked off. Classic horror plot being driven into the ground. Why can't people learn; after you've just jizzed on your partners face and hear a noise outside, don't go out there! I know whenever I'm having sex in a secluded wooden cabin and hear a noise, I don't move an inch. If the girl begs to know what the noise is, I tell her to go check it out while I close my eyes and sing the chorus to Ragtime Gal until I think it's safe. If she doesn't come back I just watch re-runs of Cheaters and drink High Balls till I pass out.
I recommend this movie for anybody who likes camping, pierced nipples, or lakes.
I can't forget about This Ain't the Munsters XXX, which you can watch on HUSTLER.com right now. Totally Halloween worthy, but because it is so new I don't know if stands the test of time. We'll see if it makes next years list next to the movies I'm currently producing: Sexlevania, Whoreraiser, and Night of the Living Sluts.
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Who's Nailin' Paylin? in the news.tag:master.hustlerworld.com,2008:/news//2.7262008-10-22T07:31:58Z2008-11-13T00:15:51ZThe response to Who's Nailin' Paylin? has been tremendous. We're having our HUSTLER gnomes work over time responding to everyones questions and comments. Remember, you can watch the very first scene at HUSTLER.com right now. In the mean, time we've...RichardThe response to Who's Nailin' Paylin? has been tremendous. We're having our HUSTLER gnomes work over time responding to everyones questions and comments. Remember, you can watch the very first scene at HUSTLER.com right now. In the mean, time we've gathered clips from the brave media outlets who drew a line in sand and stood proud on the side of parody pornography!
The mercurial Bill O'Reilly waxes poetic about how much he likes porn. More behind the cut!
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Kelly's Court on Fox News loves Larry Flynt!
The Colbert Report declares Larry Flynt and Who's Nailin' Paylin? as the number one threat to America.
Lisa Ann on Entertainment
Graham Norton, Ricky Gervais, and Thandie Newton run through lines of the script.
The Masked Avengers prank Sarah Palin and mention "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" along the way!
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SHAWNA LENEE REPRESENTS HUSTLER VIDEO AT EXOTIC EROTIC BALLtag:master.hustlerworld.com,2008:/news//2.7252008-10-22T06:56:05Z2008-10-24T01:35:11ZShawna Lenee, who played the luscious Marilyn in Hustler Video's recent release of This Ain't the Munsters XXX, will be signing at the Exotic Erotic Ball in San Francisco. Shawna will be appearing and signing at the Exotic Erotic Ball...RichardShawna Lenee, who played the luscious Marilyn in Hustler Video's recent release of This Ain't the Munsters XXX, will be signing at the Exotic Erotic Ball in San Francisco.
Shawna will be appearing and signing at the Exotic Erotic Ball on Friday, October 24, from 3:00 p.m. to 9:00 p.m., and Saturday, October 25, from 1:00 p.m. to 5:00 p.m. and from 9:00 p.m. to 1:00 a.m. Shawna will be signing at the Bay Area Distribution (B.A.D. Inc.) booth on both days.
The featured title at B.A.D. Inc.'s booth will be Hustler Video's This Ain't the Munsters XXX. This Halloween blockbuster will be on sale to the public and will include a This Ain't the Munsters XXX poster and autograph from Shawna Lenee. You can also get this great deal along with a Polaroid with Shawna for an additional charge.
Or, watch this film in it's entirety on HUSTLER.com
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Barely Legal Girls Letting You Take Complete Control!tag:master.hustlerworld.com,2008:/news//2.7242008-10-22T06:40:39Z2008-10-24T01:40:32ZHave you ever wanted to choose your own sex adventure with a Barely Legal girl? Well now you can! Hustler Video gives you complete control of all of your favorite Barely Legal girls with the anticipated release of Barely Legal...RichardHave you ever wanted to choose your own sex adventure with a Barely Legal girl? Well now you can! Hustler Video gives you complete control of all of your favorite Barely Legal girls with the anticipated release of Barely Legal Interactive.
Starring some of the hottest young talent around, Barely Legal Interactive lets you choose from a variety of sexual positions for each star. It is completely up to you to decide whether you would like to watch Adriana in a seductive, hot-shower masturbation scene or get right down to some intense action and give her the pounding she's been waiting for.
In the first scene, Eva Angelina teases the viewer with flirtatious dancing and a striptease before letting you decide whether to give her a massage or watch her masturbate. Eva goes on to let the viewer choose between a titty fuck, a blowjob or deciding which toys to watch her play with. You can also cut right to the chase and tell her whether you want to fuck her from behind or missionary style.
Barely Legal Interactive gives you the chance to fulfill your fantasies with these young hotties: Eva Angelina, Sindee Jennings, Stephanie Cane and Adriana Nevaeh. It's time to choose your own sexual adventure! Barely Legal Interactive is in stores TODAY! Join BarelyLegal.com and watch it right now!
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Who's Nailin' Paylin? - Exclusive Footagetag:master.hustlerworld.com,2008:/news//2.7232008-10-17T01:42:27Z2008-10-17T07:02:36ZIt's Who's Nailin' Paylin? fever and everybody is catching it. The only prescription:more Paylin! We have your fix right here. Your first glimpse of the actual movie. In this scene Sarah tries to quell suspicions that she is in bed...Richard
It's Who's Nailin' Paylin? fever and everybody is catching it. The only prescription:more Paylin!
We have your fix right here. Your first glimpse of the actual movie.
In this scene Sarah tries to quell suspicions that she is in bed with the Russians so to speak. But little does the public know that Sarah is currently having a bipartisan affair with Hilliary Clinton. Head over to HUSTLER.com to see this scene in full or you can pre-order the DVD at HustlerHollywood.com
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Behind the Scenes: Who's Nailin' Paylin?tag:master.hustlerworld.com,2008:/news//2.7222008-10-12T04:59:06Z2008-10-24T01:59:55Z Here are your first glimpses of the HUSTLER epic title, Who's Nailin' Paylin? Filming began today, and there was a buzz throughout all of Hustler. Everybody was excited to see the genesis of what is going to be the...Richard
Here are your first glimpses of the HUSTLER epic title, Who's Nailin' Paylin? Filming began today, and there was a buzz throughout all of Hustler. Everybody was excited to see the genesis of what is going to be the best porno of the year. Nobody was as frenzied as Lisa Ann who plays the part of "Serra Paylin". "I can't believe how far this has gone in the press already! And we are here, on the first day of the shooting!" said the brunette sex kitten, "I've been studying the real Sarah Palin at least an hour a day all the way down to her '84 Miss Alaska pageant."
There is already a lot of mainstream attention on this movie. Both TMZ and the NY Daily News have covered it. On set, there was more than average presence from reporters who don't often see the making up porn up close and personal. I talked to one member of the mainstream press who wished to remain anonymous "This is great! Larry Flynt and you guys at HUSTLER always knock me dead. Lisa Ann is dead ringer for Palin, I can wait to see this when I comes out!"
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The Script of Who's Nailin' Paylin?tag:master.hustlerworld.com,2008:/news//2.7212008-10-10T03:14:30Z2008-10-24T01:52:34Z Are you as excited about Who's Nailin' Paylin? as we are? I hope so. With Lisa Ann as the countries hottest governor, Nina Hartley as Hillary Clinton, Jada Fire as Condoleezza Rice, and Sindee Jennings as the "Young Paylin"...pjohnson
Are you as excited about Who's Nailin' Paylin? as we are? I hope so. With Lisa Ann as the countries hottest governor, Nina Hartley as Hillary Clinton, Jada Fire as Condoleezza Rice, and Sindee Jennings as the "Young Paylin" what's there not to like? So if you can't wait to see these babes get their rocks off on camera, here is the script to satiate your degenerate mind.
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Hustler Video Does It Again With Palin Parodytag:master.hustlerworld.com,2008:/news//2.7202008-10-04T03:17:17Z2008-10-24T01:58:11ZOnce again when it comes to sex and politics, HUSTLER continues to be at the top of the game! Hustler Video could not resist the urge to spoof the MILF-tastic Alaska governor and Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin. Let's...RichardOnce again when it comes to sex and politics, HUSTLER continues to be at the top of the game! Hustler Video could not resist the urge to spoof the MILF-tastic Alaska governor and Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin. Let's face it: Who wouldn't want to see that sexy hockey mom taking it all off?!
Who's Nailin' Paylin, currently in pre-production, is being directed by Jerry T. Sexy MILF Lisa Ann will be playing the role of Sara Paylin. Who's Nailin' Paylin will feature five hard-core scenes, including a threeway with other parodied political figures, namely Hillary Clinton and Condoleezza Rice. Bill O'Reilly will also be spoofed as the announcer who dishes the sex scandals that will take place during the film.
Who's Nailin' Paylin will take the viewer on a naughty adventure to the wild side of that sexy Alaska governor. Sara Paylin will not only be showing us some girl-on-girl lovin' but will also be nailing the Russians, who come knocking on her back-door (wink, wink) and in a flashback "young" Paylin's creationist college professor will explain a "big bang" theory even she can't deny!
Hustler Video is eager to fulfill those sexual fantasies of this now-famous MILF and is putting Who's Nailin' Paylin on a fast track to hit streets in time for the election! For more, log onto HUSTLER.com
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Pirates Cast Please their fanstag:master.hustlerworld.com,2008:/news//2.7192008-10-04T01:28:31Z2008-10-04T05:45:40Z "Please, squeeze my boob!" said Jesse Jane to one lucky fan. This statement pretty much sums up the night. As there was a huge amount of raunchy behavior when the cast of Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge appeared at Hustler...Richard
"Please, squeeze my boob!" said Jesse Jane to one lucky fan.
This statement pretty much sums up the night. As there was a huge amount of raunchy behavior when the cast of Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge appeared at Hustler Hollywood in Los Angeles last night to meet their fans.
"I'm really happy to be seeing all the fans at this great Hustler Hollywood store" said Jenna Haze very diplomatically before she grabbed the microphone and tried to rile up the crowd by exclaiming "Who here is HORNY? I know I am." Unfortunately the crowd was really sedate and didn't respond at all. It always amazes me how meek a crowd can be at these sorts of things. Come on, you're here to meet porn stars! They take things into their orifices just to titillate you. They aren't shy people, so why are you! Since Jenna was unable to get a reaction out of the crowd; I jumped up on the table and shouted "HEY PEOPLE, who here is HORNY? Because I am!" Then I popped off my shirt and waved it around my head while pouring a bottle of baby oil on my naked flesh; all to the crowds roaring approval. Actually, I just stood in the corner and eyed a sweet lighter with HUSTLER printed down the side of it while Jenna was did her best get the crowd amped.
Things picked up though. As people waited longer in line, their excitement exponentially grew. I cornered a guy waiting to get his DVD signed. Who are you excited about seeing tonight? "Jesse Jane! Because I love her tight butt hole." I slowly backed away from that dude and I came across a nice young lady who was also waiting in line. Who are you excited about meeting tonight? "I really want to meet Jenna Haze and Stoya. They are just so cute and perky; I want to eat them up!"Then I had vision of Jenna and Stoya covered in caramel being eaten by some sort of huge fluffy monster before I got distracted by something shiny out of the corner of my eye.
I waited with the cast to see the reaction of this nice young lady when she did indeed meet Jenna and Stoya. She let out a little squeal as she got to hug the stars of the evening. This warmed my heart and somehow I felt as if I had done a good deed. Even though in actuality I really did nothing at all. Or perhaps I did. Maybe porn stars can bring out the best in some people. Porn stars can make people feel less inhibited and more comfortable with themselves and their bodies. By working in the adult industry and encouraging people to check out porn, I am adding to these life changing occurrences in people's lives.
When I got home, my roommate asked what I had done today.
I looked him straight in the eyes and said: "I changed the world."
"President-Elect Barack Obama's authoritative win in yesterday's historic election proves, if nothing else, that optimism in the United States is not dead. It was only tamped underfoot, squeezed hard beneath the weight of eight years of divisive national crisis and the steady erosion of the guarantees that made this imperfect Union an exemplar for the world.
The talent coordinator of Hustler Magazine and video wants to meet you! Come down to Larry Flynt's Hustler Club in Westminster, CA and be ready to shine!
