The adventures of Sarah Palin continue in Hustler's Obama is Nailin' Palin. Sexy MILF Lisa Ann comes back to the screen once more as Sarah Palin, but this time she's going all the way to the top….to get the presidential treatment so to speak!
Directed by Jerome Tanner, Obama is Nailin' Palin will feature Guy DiSilva, who bears more than a striking resemblance to Obama, as a knight in shining armor, who rescues Sarah from her failed campaign. Sarah is more than grateful to follow the lead of this strong brave man and makes sure to thank him properly.
Will the outcome be climactic...you betcha!!
Watch these two parties go at it before they really go at it on Election Day!! Obama is Nailin' Palin will debut exclusively on HUSTLER.com on Monday, November 3, 2008 where you can also watch the first two scenes of Who's Nailin' Paylin right now!
Read the script of Obama is Nailin' Palin behind the cut!
The talent coordinator of Hustler Magazine and video wants to meet you! Come down to Larry Flynt's Hustler Club in Westminster, CA and be ready to shine!
Show Hustler what sets you apart form others. We are looking for ladies that are interested in modeling for Hustler magazine as well ladies interested in starring in our vastly popular video lines.
Show up between 2:00 PM and 11:00 PM and bring your valid photo ID (21 and over please).
It's that time of year again. The leaves are falling, trout are spawning, and I get sick on candy while watching It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown. Halloween is right around the corner so we dipped into the archives here at Hustler World Head Quarters and compiled our top 5 favorite Halloween-themed porno's.
1. VAMPIRASS
Filmed in the halcyon days of 1993 when bushes were full, boobs were mostly real, and special effects in a pornos meant having a fog machine in the room; Vampirass doesn't hold all its charm in the witty title. What makes this video great is the plot. A lowly yet hyper-sexual real estate agent is trying to sell a mansion to some of her friends. After some sexual antics with a mulleted bodyguard, a "ball-draining 3-way", and some black-magic gone wrong, these ladies are unwittingly turned into vampires.
I recommend this movie to anybody who likes sex, vampires, or real estate.
2. GHOULS GONE WILD
I like the idea of this movie. Ghouls Gone Wild? I imagine a band of ghoulish sex fiends who flash their tits for cheap trucker hats in a bus parked outside the local pool hall before devouring the hapless camera-men. After this, these ghoulish sex fiends have to grapple with the psychological damage when they see their goodies being flashed all over late night cable television.
Instead we get a borderline gonzo where the girls are inexplicitly wearing Mad Max style make up and looked like just came from a shopping spree at Hot Topic. The constant techno soundtrack could confuse one to think that they are in a mid-80s rave not a late 00's porno. The saving grace of this rave/goth/mad max/ porno noir is when a mohawked Kimberly Kane gets fucked in a "grave yard" which is obviously someone's backyard. Why is this the saving grace? Because Kimberly Kane is hot as hell.
I recommend this movie for anybody who likes Mad Max, Kimberly Kane, or raves.
"Ron Jeremy plays a dirty homeless hunchback? Best casting ever!"
"Wait, so this vampire goes from sucking the dudes blood to sucking his cock? I need a little more character development here."
"They say this was shot on location in Europe. I wonder if by Europe they mean Chatsworth."
"Where did these blond chicks come from? Is this a scheduled orgy, or is it supposed to be spontaneous? I probably shouldn’t be asking these questions at this point."
"These German guys have awesome perms."
"Vampire lesbians: YES!"
"Are they playing Elton John in the background while they are having sex in a coffin?"
I recommend this movie for anybody who likes vampires, jerking-off vampires, or vampire orgies.
4. EJACULA 2
Yes, the first was so good it warranted a sequel. Looking at the box cover I’m happy to see that the stellar cast from the first movie was able to come back, but now there is some sort of panther in the mix. While the first Ejacula could be subtitled "Ejacula fucks a bunch of chicks", Ejacula 2 could be subtitled "Ejacula wants to bang a virgin". That's right, a quest through Europe to find a virgin to deflower. I have a sneaking suspension that nobody in this movie is a virgin, except maybe one of the boom-mic guys.
I recommend this movie for anybody who likes Ron Jeremy, tanned vampires, or strudel.
5. BLOOD LAKE
With a name like Blood Lake you know it's going to be fucking metal. This is essentially a cheap slasher flick with a lot of hardcore pornography thrown in for good measure. If you haven't guessed the plot already, it goes a little something like this: A bunch of couples go camping in the woods that are totally haunted. After having sex they hear and noise and then wham, one by one they're knocked off. Classic horror plot being driven into the ground. Why can't people learn; after you've just jizzed on your partners face and hear a noise outside, don't go out there! I know whenever I'm having sex in a secluded wooden cabin and hear a noise, I don't move an inch. If the girl begs to know what the noise is, I tell her to go check it out while I close my eyes and sing the chorus to Ragtime Gal until I think it's safe. If she doesn't come back I just watch re-runs of Cheaters and drink High Balls till I pass out.
I recommend this movie for anybody who likes camping, pierced nipples, or lakes.
I can't forget about This Ain't the Munsters XXX, which you can watch on HUSTLER.com right now. Totally Halloween worthy, but because it is so new I don't know if stands the test of time. We'll see if it makes next years list next to the movies I'm currently producing: Sexlevania, Whoreraiser, and Night of the Living Sluts.
The response to Who's Nailin' Paylin? has been tremendous. We're having our HUSTLER gnomes work over time responding to everyones questions and comments. Remember, you can watch the very first scene at HUSTLER.com right now. In the mean, time we've gathered clips from the brave media outlets who drew a line in sand and stood proud on the side of parody pornography!
The mercurial Bill O'Reilly waxes poetic about how much he likes porn. More behind the cut!
Barely Legal Girls Letting You Take Complete Control!
Have you ever wanted to choose your own sex adventure with a Barely Legal girl? Well now you can! Hustler Video gives you complete control of all of your favorite Barely Legal girls with the anticipated release of Barely Legal Interactive.
Starring some of the hottest young talent around, Barely Legal Interactive lets you choose from a variety of sexual positions for each star. It is completely up to you to decide whether you would like to watch Adriana in a seductive, hot-shower masturbation scene or get right down to some intense action and give her the pounding she's been waiting for.
In the first scene, Eva Angelina teases the viewer with flirtatious dancing and a striptease before letting you decide whether to give her a massage or watch her masturbate. Eva goes on to let the viewer choose between a titty fuck, a blowjob or deciding which toys to watch her play with. You can also cut right to the chase and tell her whether you want to fuck her from behind or missionary style.
Barely Legal Interactive gives you the chance to fulfill your fantasies with these young hotties: Eva Angelina, Sindee Jennings, Stephanie Cane and Adriana Nevaeh. It's time to choose your own sexual adventure! Barely Legal Interactive is in stores TODAY! Join BarelyLegal.com and watch it right now!
Are you as excited about Who's Nailin' Paylin? as we are? I hope so. With Lisa Ann as the countries hottest governor, Nina Hartley as Hillary Clinton, Jada Fire as Condoleezza Rice, and Sindee Jennings as the "Young Paylin" what's there not to like? So if you can't wait to see these babes get their rocks off on camera, here is the script to satiate your degenerate mind.
Once again when it comes to sex and politics, HUSTLER continues to be at the top of the game! Hustler Video could not resist the urge to spoof the MILF-tastic Alaska governor and Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin. Let's face it: Who wouldn't want to see that sexy hockey mom taking it all off?!
Who's Nailin' Paylin, currently in pre-production, is being directed by Jerry T. Sexy MILF Lisa Ann will be playing the role of Sara Paylin. Who's Nailin' Paylin will feature five hard-core scenes, including a threeway with other parodied political figures, namely Hillary Clinton and Condoleezza Rice. Bill O'Reilly will also be spoofed as the announcer who dishes the sex scandals that will take place during the film.
Who's Nailin' Paylin will take the viewer on a naughty adventure to the wild side of that sexy Alaska governor. Sara Paylin will not only be showing us some girl-on-girl lovin' but will also be nailing the Russians, who come knocking on her back-door (wink, wink) and in a flashback "young" Paylin's creationist college professor will explain a "big bang" theory even she can't deny!
Hustler Video is eager to fulfill those sexual fantasies of this now-famous MILF and is putting Who's Nailin' Paylin on a fast track to hit streets in time for the election! For more, log onto HUSTLER.com
TRICK OR TREAT - This Ain't the Munsters XXX Hits Streets Today!
(Beverly Hills) Hustler Video's much-anticipated release, This Ain't the Munsters XXX finally hits streets today!! If you're wondering how to celebrate Halloween this year, then look no further, Hustler Video brings you the sexiest and naughtiest Halloween treat with the release of This Ain't the Munsters XXX!!
"This Ain't the Munsters XXX is an appealing and couples-friendly movie. Watch it soon" praises Dr. Jay at AdultDVDReviews.com.
"This flick will entertain the cum right out of you. It has it all: spot-on acting, great music, highly detailed sets, believable plot and some hot Munster fucking - One of the most entertaining story porns of all time," enthuses Evan at RanchoCarne.com.
"I laughed, I felt nostalgic and I touched myself. It left me feeling good and horny, which is what a successful porn is supposed to do. This movie felt like a dirty episode of The Munsters TV show and that really added to the naughtiness and perversion of watching it," exclaims Ann at AllSexReviews.com.
This Ain't the Munsters XXX is available both on standard definition and Blu-ray, includes six outrageously hot sex scenes, along with two smokin'-hot bonus scenes featuring Jenna Haze and Roxy DeVille, behind-the-scenes "making of" featurette, blooper reel, director's commentary, photo gallery, family album and black-and-white version of the movie.
Barely Legal girls are notorious for being seemingly innocent and incredibly cute. Watch as these girls use their youthful charm to get exactly what they want in Barely Legal Troublemakers. These sexy college girls become horny lttlehell-raisers as they use the art of seduction to their advantage!
Written and directed by Henri Pachard, Barely Legal Troublemakers demonstrates the great skills of the AVN Hall of Famer. Henri is an exceptionally talented director. He always manages to capture incredibly hot performances from his cast, says Drew Rosenfeld, Creative Director, Hustler Video Group. From the beginning, I loved his script and ideas for this film and was happy to work it into the Barely Legal lineup. Henri produced Barely Legal Troublemakers this past year during his battle with cancer. It is absolutely remarkable that he still managed to direct a five-star-quality movie, even though he was struggling with this devastating disease.
One of the standout performances is from Sara Faye and Herschel Savage. Sara is invited to spend the weekend at her friends parents home and immediately decides that she will seduce her friend’s sexy father. As soon as they are alone, Sara dominates, teases and controls Herschel, as he pleads for the orgasm she denies. Sara keeps him busy orally servicing her, until she finally allows him to enter her.
Barely Legal Troublemakers contains five megahot scenes, with tasty performances by Lexi Belle, Sara Faye, Kayden Faye, Kylie Rachelle and Isabella Amour.
HUSTLER Video spoofs the Spitzer story with Gov Love!
Leave it our fearless founder founder Larry Flynt to come up with the idea to release the first porn movie inspired by the exploits of disgraced New York governor Eliot Spitzer.
Hustler Video spun the Spitzer scandal into a new movie called Gov Love: The Eliot Splitz-Her Story. Veteran porn actor Mike Horner plays the title role of "Client 69" opposite Cassandra Cruz as his call-girl mistress Kristen.
"This movie parody is an example of one of the reasons I went to the Supreme Court in 1988 - to make parody protected speech," said Flynt.
The movie follows as such:
Splitz-Her agrees to fork over thousands for an all-expense-paid trip so that his mistress, Kristen, can meet him in Washington, D.C. Kristen, played by Cassandra Cruz, arrives at the governor's hotel to find him eagerly awaiting her arrival. Watch as the governor reveals his overzealous sex drive and gets sucked and fucked by his sexy mistress.
"Client 69" is under the impression that he is going to get away with his sexcapade, but little does he know there are FBI agents on a stakeout in the next room. The agents, played by Van Damage and Veronica Jett, are so incredibly turned on by what they are overhearing in the governor's room that they decide to have some fun of their own.
Directed by Stuart Canterbury, Gov Love also stars Dino Bravo, Kayla Paige, Marcus London, Angela Stone, Emma Heart and Kissy Kapri. Hustler previously hired Canterbury to direct a parody of the Kobe Bryant sex scandal, Tobey Bryan's Backcourt Violation.
The movie will be release on May 27th. To reserve a copy or download it straight from HUSTLER.com when it is released; click the buttons below.
(Beverly Hills, CA) Hustler Video wants to put you in the driver's seat, so to speak, with the second installment of the incredibly popular P.O.V. series, Barely Legal P.O.V. #2.
Through the eyes and loins of director Dan Silver, Barely Legal P.O.V. #2 takes the viewer on a fuck-tastic adventure. From the savory and sexy DVD cover featuring porn superstar Paulina James, to the young and horny talent, this P.O.V. is a virtual journey for every guy out there. "Our first Barely Legal P.O.V. did exceptionally well," says David Diamond, National Sales Manager. "Our viewers really enjoy the fantasy. What guy isn't going to get off having one of these gorgeous girls putting the moves on them?"
Each camera scene starts off with a little Q&A and continues with some serious T&A. After giving their personal stats to you, the girls give a little tease to get you hot and horny, and then get right to business. Paulina James starts it all off with gusto. With her sweet face and killer body, she sucks, fucks and tenderizes your cock until you unload it all into her hot little mouth. Kylee Reese starts off her adventure with her favorite toy and then eagerly moves on to fucking you silly. Watch as she bounces up and down in a reverse cowgirl and then lets you come all over her face!
Barely Legal P.O.V. #2 stars some of the hottest girls in adult: Paulina James, Riley Evans, Kylee Reese, Presley Maddox, Leah Wilde and Lela Star. Are you ready to be in charge?
(Beverly Hills, CA) Hustler Video is thrilled to announce that Barely Legal is going Blu-Ray! The best-selling series of all time will now be released simultaneously on standard def and Blu-Ray format!
Barely Legal #80 is the first title to be released on Blu-Ray. This series has only the freshest young talent and has stayed consistent through the years making it a natural first choice for Blu-Ray distribution. Hustler Video has been shooting in true HD for well over a year now, so moving to Blu-Ray was the next logical step. "We are now offering Barely Legal in Blu-Ray to be released on the same day as our standard version," says Drew Rosenfeld, Creative Director. "Now, finally the true Barely Legal fan can take full advantage of HD and see our beautiful, young girls exactly the way we shoot them. I am very impressed with the way the final product has come out, and I'm sure the fans will agree."
Stepping into the next phase of DVD technology is a priority at Hustler Video. Keeping the product fresh, exciting and sexy for the consumer is what keeps them an industry leader. "We're aggressively ramping up our Blu-Ray production process and will start releasing titles that directly exploit the format's enhanced capacity and interactivity," says Jeff Thill, Director of Operations. "Classic Barely Legal collectors and P.O.V. fans alike will be pleasantly surprised by what we have in store for them."
Barely Legal #80 stars a fresh crop of teens, featuring Tristan Kingsley, Chayse Evans, Kacey Jordan, Courtney James and Chloe Chanel.
Nautica Thorn Productions Gets Right to the Point With Straight Fucking
(Beverly Hills, CA) Nautica Thorn Productions is thrilled to present Straight Fucking, to be distributed by LFP Video Group. Directors Nautica Thorn, Payaso and Sancho are excited to offer this extreme hardcore title.
"Straight Fucking is absolutely the hardest hardcore sex video that I've ever done, not only with my company, but also in my career," says Nautica. "I had such an amazing experience shooting this film because it was completely different from the other films produced by Nautica Thorn Productions."
Straight Fucking features five scorching scenes with intense performances by Nautica, Savannah Stern, Sophie Dee, Roxy DeVille, Aubrey Addams and Britney Stevens. Each sex scene flows directly into the next one. There is no storyline, dialogue or soundtrack...just the sounds of sex and "straight fucking."
The film opens with Nautica Thorn, Savannah Stern and Cheyne Collins already engaged in a smokin'-hot threeway. Savannah is getting pounded from behind while pleasing Nautica. Both of the girls take turns working Cheyne's hard cock until he delivers his goods all over Savannah, which Nautica happily slurps it up.
"We're excited to be distributing Straight Fucking. The whole vibe of this title is just extreme, over-the-top, erotic sex," enthuses Drew Rosenfeld, Hustler Video Creative Director. "The enthusiasm of the talent is evident throughout the entire video. I can't wait for Nautica's fans to get ahold of this one!"
Straight Fucking is filled with threeways, anal and an intense double penetration featuring the sexy brunet vixen Sophie Dee.
(Beverly Hills, CA) Award-winning director Otto Bauer comes onboard with Hustler Video. Bauer will be taking over the Hustler XXX series, which has been helmed by Pierre Woodman for many years. Bauer was inspired by Woodman's brand of European raw sexuality in the XXX series. Bauer also shoots with a European sensibility and is very excited about bringing his perspective to Hustler XXX.
Bauer has received multiple AVN nominations and several directorial awards from all over Europe, including Best Director at the European X Awards, Venus Torino, Italy, and Venus Paris, France.
"I couldn't be more thrilled to have the opportunity to direct Hustler's XXX series," says Bauer. "I've been a fan of Pierre Woodman's for quite some time, so I'm really excited to have the chance to convey my style in this series."
"Otto just finished shooting XXX 28 this past weekend," states Drew Rosenfeld, Creative Director. "The downtown L.A. set was perfect - from the girls he chose, the makeup, outfits, lighting, set design - no detail was overlooked. He demonstrates a great deal of talent and experience while on set. Otto will redefine the XXX series. More than just exotic locations, Otto knows how to bring the best talent to the screen, offering every nasty trick in the book. We know the fans will love it and come back for more!"
XXX 28 will feature five scenes filled with threeways, anal and toys, with performances by Audrey Hollander, Britney Stevens, Kissy Kapri, Evie Delatosso, Annette Schwarz and Nika Noire.
These little ladies may come off as sweet and innocent, but you have no idea what delightfully decadent deeds they are ready to perform! Check out these tight little p*ssies getting stuffed with juicy meat sticks!
Director Kevin Moore has taken the helm of this Hustler series, bringing a new look and a collection of some of the hottest Asian p*ssy around! Filled with 3-ways, anal, toys, and interracial f*ck scenes... You'll definitely want a second helping!
Stars: Charmane Star, Sascha, Alec Knight, Gianna Lynn, Richard Kline, Jean-Claude Batiste, Tia Tanaka, Marco Banderas, Evelyn Lin, Lana Croft, Alan Stafford, Niya Yu
Barely Legal Double Down
When you have all your cards on the table, and the chips are down, it might just be the time to bet it all on 3-way the hard way! Check out this horny display of tight teens sucking c*ck and f*cking each other. Double your pleasure... Double down!
Stars: Cameron, Sascha, Talon, James Deen, Karlie Montana, Aubrey Adams, Ryaan Reynolds, Vanessa Figueroa, Emily Evermoore, Christina Agave, Isabella Dior, Ryme, Renee Perez, Alan Stafford, April Aubrey, Jana Foxy, Emma Cummings
You won't want to miss this down and dirty feature that is loaded with some of the raunchiest, dirtiest anal action around! ATM, DP, cum swapping, cream pie, and a 6-person orgy... Come take a stroll with us!
Stars: Jay Ashley, Christian, Harmony, Alex Sanders, Lee Stone, Tony De Sergio, Cindy Crawford, Tyla Wynn, Trinity Post, Jenner, Alex Gonz, Michelle Aston, Mae Victoria, Claudia Downs
Big League Booty 5: Sports Edition
With football over and basketball heating up, a man needs some good "ball play" to get the blood pumping! These thick sistas love to get their game on! Grease 'em up and lets get to ballin', ya'll!
Stars: Rock, Ace, Bootylicious, Nat Turnher, Melrose Foxxx, Talicious, Winter Chillz, Stacie Lane, Prince Yahshua
Double Parked
With every scene ending in a mouth-watering DP, this is a must-have DVD! DOUBLE PARKED includes: Ten hot chicks, squirting, cream pies, double anal, and double DP! This is one ticket you'll be happy to pay!
Stars: John West, Tony T., Chris Charming, Shay Sights, Anthony Hardwood, Sascha, Talon, Tyla Wynn, Scott Nails, Vanessa Lane, Kelly Wells, Jay Lassiter, Richard Kline, Jamie Huxley, Alicia Angel, Veronica Rayne, Buster Good, Isabella Ice
Hustler's Barely Legal Latinas Show the True Meaning of Latin Lovin'!
(Beverly Hills, CA) For the first time ever, Hustler's Barely Legal series goes Latin! These Barely Legal Latinas are eager to please their men, and "aye aye aye!" can they do it well! If you've never experienced Latin lovin', then this film will definitely show you what you've been missing!
Director Richard de Montfort truly knows how to get lust-filled performances from his stars. The film features spicy-hot scenes with Franky Vixen, Gabriella Romano and Lorena Sanchez, to name a few. These seemingly innocent ladies know exactly how to tease their men and get the right results!
Franky Vixen gives a scorching performance as a young Latina who will do whatever it takes to make a good impression at her job interview. She demonstrates that sometimes passion is more important than credentials to get the job done!
"Retailers can't get enough of Barely Legal titles," says David Diamond, Hustler National Sales Manager, "and this all-new Barely Legal Latinas will definitely satisfy your customers."
Barely Legal Latinas features five sizzling scenes, including anal and a threeway! Muy caliente! This one is hot hot hot!
These Barely Legal sluts don't waste any time. They go straight for the good stuff. Watch as they bend over and take massive c*cks into their tight buns.
2008 AVN Award Winner: Best New Starlet - Bree Olson
Directed by Van Styles and starring Mikayla, these young and sexy senoritas are getting banged silly! With facials, swallowing, anal, and hardcore f*cking, you'll feel muy caliente!
Stars: Jerry, Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Mikayla, James Deen, Alexis Love, Veronique Vega, Paige Taylor, Rachel Milan
Three awesome releases this week! Memphis Does Hollywood stars our contract girl in what I think is her best performance to date. Bree Olsen is a nasty sex kitten who gets wet & wild in Anally Yours... Ghetto Booty #30 travel to the dirty south and finds some real freak nasty sluts down in that heat. As always buy a DVD from HUSTLER Hollywood or join HUSTLER.com or AnalHookers.com to download the video in full.
Enjoy!
Memphis does Hollywood
Memphis Monroe takes on Hollywood and shows them a thing or two about country lovin'! A seemingly innocent girl in a city of sin! Are you ready for a good f*cking time?
Stars: Chris Cannon, Lee Stone, Tj Cummings, Hailey Young, Jasmine Byrne, Samantha Ryan, Justin Magnum, Memphis Monroe, Sheila Marie
Anally Yours...Love, Bree Olson
Bree Olson is bringing you the ultimate Valentine! Packed with facials, DP, double anal, double vag, and a little POV, ANALLY YOURS is the gift that keeps on giving!
2008 AVN Award Winner: Best New Starlet - Bree Olson
Stars: Alex Sanders, Chris Charming, Billy Glide, Dan Silver, Sascha, Ben English, Gia Paloma, Marco Duato, Chanel Chavez, Claudio Meloni, Brooke Haven, Kaiya Lynn, Bree Olson
Ghetto Booty #30: Down South Bangin
D. Sparky's takin' it back down south on this one! So cum see why the south has always been bangin' and watch these five big booties shake dat booty meat!
Stars: Trouble, Alana Moore, J. Cannon, Forever, Sabrina Sapphire, Ms. Chocolate, Mahogany Vixen, Boss B
The latest installment of theBarely Legal series finds more fresh faces and Busty Beauties finds Savanah Gold in some compromising positions.
Enjoy!
Barely Legal # 79
So young, so cute, so horny, and 100% f*ckable! You don't want to miss these little cuties sucking and getting f*cked by rock hard c*ck!
Stars: Herschel Savage, Billy Glide, Cheyne Collins, Doug Deeper, Otto Bauer, Riley Shy, Hailey James, Claudia Downs, Rachel Milan, Tori Black
Busty Beauties: Savanah Loves A Pearl Necklace
Can you think of anything that would look better on a nice big pair of tits than a pearl necklace? Check out Savanah Gold and her co-lovelies as they get their tits slathered in jizz jewelry! Includes two bonus anal scenes!
Stars: Tommy Gunn, Jerry, Lee Stone, Reno, Trina Michaels, Brooke Haven, Marco Banderas, Riley Evans, Savanah Gold, Brittany Burke
Henri Pachard to Direct Barely Legal Troublemakers
Barely Legal, the celebrated HUSTLER series, is making history with the production of Barely Legal Troublemakers. Legendary director Henri Pachard is set to direct the distinctive title this weekend.
Pachard, an AVN Hall of Fame writer/director, has penned a vignette piece about college girls with a penchant for hell-raising. The director, who recently battled cancer, is ready to get back behind the camera after a long hiatus. "After getting past the cancer and four surgeries," says Pachard, "bring those adorable brats on!"
"Henri is the best of the best," says Drew Rosenfeld, Creative Director, HUSTLER Video Group. "His script and ideas for Troublemakers are amazing, and we can't wait to see the finished product."
While Pachard kept busy helping other directors during his recovery, it is working on his own projects that brings him the most pleasure. "I pitched Troublemakers to Drew Rosenfeld, and he liked my idea enough to work it into the Barely Legal lineup," says Pachard. "I haven't been this excited about shooting since the early '90s, when I was directing films in 35 millimeter. And having my son, Ralph Parfait, shooting camera for me really puts the icing on the cake."
Barely Legal Troublemakers stars Lexi Belle, Sarah Fay, Kayden Faye, Christine Alexis and Andi Anderson.
We would have made mention of "Father's Day" last week, but it totally slipped our mind. So, to all the father's out there, up there or down there, Hustler Video's got some great releases this week. Check 'em out...
Barely Legal Corrupted 8
Stars: Lela Star, Ryaan Reynolds, Carmen Kinsley, Sierra Sinn & Celina Cross
DVD Includes: Behind the Scenes, Hot Sex Talk, Hot HUSTLER Trailers, Photo Slideshow, Animated Chapter Index
Director: Van "That Valtrex Prescription is NOT Mine" Styles
Celebrities come out to play in LFP's newest release, eXXXtra eXXXtra! Of course, these celebrities don't pretend to be shocked when their private parts are splayed across every Web site known to man.
Produced by Egoist Entertainment, eXXXtra eXXXtra is the first of four new titles to be distributed by LFP Video Group. The two companies recently signed a one-year deal that gives exclusive worldwide DVD distribution rights to LFP.
A spoof on the nightly entertainment tabloid shows, eXXXtra eXXXtra stars Nikki Benz, Sunny Lane, Audrey Hollander and Lexi Love. This fun, but oh-so-dirty, look at the lives of the rich and famous takes the viewers to the land of threesomes, girl-orgies and anal lovin'.
One not-to-be-missed scene involves the striking Lindsay Loin (Hollander) getting her sushi fix at a hot restaurant and getting her anal fix by hooking up with the busboy (Otto Bauer). The two hump-hungry hotties go at it until they are both drained of all their fuck juices. Another steamy scene stars K-Bed (James Deen), his wife Britney (Love) and one very desperate groupie (Rachel Roxxx). The three engage in such intense sexin' that it truly gives one hope that these kids can make it work!
eXXXtra eXXXtra is directed by Jennifer James and is in stores now!
There are things in life that are so out-of-control, so breathtakingly wicked, that they are indeed too good. A person unaccustomed to such nasty intensity is at risk for stroke, high blood pressure and chafing. For these reasons we here at HUSTLER opted to wait several months in between Ghetto Booty releases.
Fortunately, we are a stronger, more vibrant nation now, and thus ready to fully appreciate the freaky jewel that is Ghetto Booty 27. In stores today, Ghetto Booty 27 stars the phenomenally thick-assed Taquila, Misti Love, Danni Dior, Havannah and Anjah. These heart-stopping ladies love putting their booties in the air, slurping on chocolaty cock and getting pounded by big, thick dick.
Directed by D. Sparky, Ghetto Booty 27 gives you hardcore divas who love it gangsta style. One standout scene involves the luscious, dark-skinned Taquila and her huge, bouncy ass. Taquila starts with a little dance followed by a $100 blowjob to her fuck-buddy Rock, and then the two engage in some of the most inspired fucking ever to be seen on camera. Another not-to-be-missed scene features the gorgeous, light-skinned Misti Love and her partner Nat Turnher. Misti twists and turns in a variety of nasty positions and then ends the screw session with a love facial.
You would think that with all that money, a life of leisure and a dearth of any real responsibility, Ms. Hilton could have made some decisions that would have saved her (and ourselves, really) from the media embarrassment she now faces.
But alas, the Valtrex must have rotted her brain. She now sits alone, sobbing, marking off days on her jail cell wall a la The Shawshank Redemption. Will the world be a better place when she's finally released? Probably not. Will Hustler Video have released 4 new titles? Absolutely.
She'll have some catching up to do if she's expecting to stay abreast of the video group's release schedule, but we have a feeling she's up to the challenge. She has found God and all.
The title of this entry is a little misleading. You might think that Hustler Video has combined Barely Legal and Asian Fever and created a hybrid more powerful than the world of porn has ever seen. But alas, they have not crossed streams. Sorry to get your hopes up.
Until science has progressed to the point where this genre-mixing is possible, you must make due with new Barely Legal and Asian Fever titles. We have a feeling you'll be able to manage.
Enjoy!
Barely Legal #71
Stars: Tiffany Brookes, Crissy Moon, Micah May, Jenni Lee & Christine Alexis
DVD Includes: Behind the Scenes, Hot Sex Talk, Hot HUSTLER Trailers, Photo Slideshow, Animated Chapter Index
Director: Erica McLean
Asian Fever #32
Stars: Kea Kulani, Mika Tan, Lielani, Nadi Phuket, Kyanna Lee & Kiwi Ling
DVD Includes: Behind the Scenes, Hot Sex Talk, Hot HUSTLER Trailers, Photo Slideshow, Animated Chapter Index
New Porn Tuesdays: Hollywood Starlet Gone Wild Edition
Poor Lindsay Lohan. She had a pretty rough Memorial Day weekend. First, she gets a DUI. Then authorities find "usable" amounts of the booger sugar while searching her wrecked vehicle. Last night, she proceeded to get so hammered she passed out in front of the swarming paparazzi. It's like she hit a trifecta of bad decisions only a young celebrity can make.
She's apparently going back to the ol' rich person rehab center. Or, as we like to call it, "finishing school".
At least she can now wear white shoes.
She can also take comfort in the fact that Hustler Video releases four new titles today. You just know that Lindsay digs the porno. They'll help get her mind off of things.
Graduation time is upon us, and the Barely Legal Straight A Students from HUSTLER High are preparing for the bitter reality of the adult world in the only way they know how—with hardcore anal poundings!
Directed by Richard de Montfort (Barely Legal Jungle Fever), Barely Legal Straight A Students is the very first all-anal Barely Legal. De Montfort has assembled a cast of hot and horny 18-year-olds with teeny, tiny, but oh-so-willing assholes! The DVD includes tons of toy play, rimming, spanking, cocksucking, snatch-licking and loads of anal—you know, the basics of a well-rounded education.
Liv Wylder and her French teacher, Manuel Ferrera, are just one example of this thorough instruction. Professor Ferrera first smacks little Liv's bottom, then sucks her asshole till it's good and juicy, and finally pummels her stretchable anus with his thick, hard, foreign cock. Listening to Liv scream with the enthusiasm of a young woman experiencing ass/dick relations for the first time is indeed inspiring!
Another Barely Legal cutie in need of some ass tutoring is the rosy-cheeked blonde Bree Olson. Bree likes working in the school auto body shop, but she loves bending over while her boyfriend fucks her pe rky little bottom till she creams with delight! The resulting scene is an out-of-control fuckfest that will be watched time and time again.
Barely Legal Straight A Students is in stores now! Don't miss this special release, because we here at HUSTLER believe a tight, eager asshole is a terrible thing to waste!
LFP Video Group has entered into a partnership with Red Angel Films LTDA, a company whose ownership interests include Red Light District and Elegant Angel, to distribute HUSTLER and VCA DVDs to Brazilian consumers.
New film releases will be repackaged and subtitled in Portuguese for the Brazilian market. Platinum Plus, a Sao Paulo-based company, will handle regional distribution.
"We are excited about the opportunities that lie ahead for us in South America," says Michael H. Klein, President, LFP Video Group, LLC. "HUSTLER is the world's most recognized adult brand, and we are confident that the Brazilian customer will welcome our product."
LFP and Red Angel will initially release four to six movies a month and will grow throughout the year. The first DVDs hit Brazil this July, starting with Aphrodisiac, Barely Legal School Girls #2, Busty Beauties: Big Brazilian Boobs and the VCA title Over 40 MILFS.
"Elegant Angel, Red Light District and HUSTLER have worked very well together, and we have had tremendous success in our other business relationships," says David Joseph, President, Red Light District. "There is a great potential in Brazil, and the opportunity to be part of distributing HUSTLER is an honor. I look forward to a long-lasting relationship."
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking New Titles from Hustler Video
While the nation mourns the passing of Jerry Falwell, Hustler Video is doing their part to aid the collective healing process. What better way to celebrate the life of the late reverend than by releasing two awesome titles? This week, Adventure Sex makes its triumphant return and the Barely Legal series goes all anal.
Enjoy!
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Stars: Brittney Skye, Becca Bratt, Chloe, Mande & Paula
DVD Includes: Behind the Scenes, Hot Sex Talk, Hot HUSTLER Trailers, Photo Slideshow, Animated Chapter Index
Director: Dave Road
Barely Legal: Straight A Students
Stars: Trinity Post, Kaci Starr, Liv Wylder, Jamie Elle, Isabella & Bree Olson
DVD Includes: Behind the Scenes, Hot Sex Talk, Hot HUSTLER Trailers, Photo Slideshow, Animated Chapter Index
The talent coordinator of Hustler Magazine and video wants to meet you! Come down to Larry Flynt's 
(Beverly Hills) Hustler Video's much-anticipated release, This Ain't the Munsters XXX finally hits streets today!! If you're wondering how to celebrate Halloween this year, then look no further, Hustler Video brings you the sexiest and naughtiest Halloween treat with the release of This Ain't the Munsters XXX!!
Barely Legal girls are notorious for being seemingly innocent and incredibly cute. Watch as these girls use their youthful charm to get exactly what they want in Barely Legal Troublemakers. These sexy college girls become horny lttlehell-raisers as they use the art of seduction to their advantage!
Leave it our fearless founder founder Larry Flynt to come up with the idea to release the first porn movie inspired by the exploits of disgraced New York governor Eliot Spitzer.
(Beverly Hills, CA) Hustler Video wants to put you in the driver's seat, so to speak, with the second installment of the incredibly popular P.O.V. series, Barely Legal P.O.V. #2.
(Beverly Hills, CA) Hustler Video is thrilled to announce that Barely Legal is going Blu-Ray! The best-selling series of all time will now be released simultaneously on standard def and Blu-Ray format!
(Beverly Hills, CA) Nautica Thorn Productions is thrilled to present Straight Fucking, to be distributed by LFP Video Group. Directors Nautica Thorn, Payaso and Sancho are excited to offer this extreme hardcore title.
(Beverly Hills, CA) Award-winning director Otto Bauer comes onboard with Hustler Video. Bauer will be taking over the Hustler XXX series, which has been helmed by Pierre Woodman for many years. Bauer was inspired by Woodman's brand of European raw sexuality in the XXX series. Bauer also shoots with a European sensibility and is very excited about bringing his perspective to Hustler XXX.
Barely Legal Innocence # 7
Asian Fever # 34
Barely Legal Double Down
Strollin' In The Colon
Big League Booty 5: Sports Edition
Double Parked
(Beverly Hills, CA) For the first time ever, Hustler's Barely Legal series goes Latin! These Barely Legal Latinas are eager to please their men, and "aye aye aye!" can they do it well! If you've never experienced Latin lovin', then this film will definitely show you what you've been missing!
Barely Legal Straight To Anal
Young Latin Ass # 5
Memphis does Hollywood
Anally Yours...Love, Bree Olson
Ghetto Booty #30: Down South Bangin
Barely Legal # 79
Busty Beauties: Savanah Loves A Pearl Necklace
Barely Legal, the celebrated HUSTLER series, is making history with the production of Barely Legal Troublemakers. Legendary director Henri Pachard is set to direct the distinctive title this weekend.
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Cum Stain Girls
Celebrities come out to play in LFP's newest release, eXXXtra eXXXtra! Of course, these celebrities don't pretend to be shocked when their private parts are splayed across every Web site known to man.
There are things in life that are so out-of-control, so breathtakingly wicked, that they are indeed too good. A person unaccustomed to such nasty intensity is at risk for stroke, high blood pressure and chafing. For these reasons we here at HUSTLER opted to wait several months in between Ghetto Booty releases.
Open Up And Say Ahhh
Barely Legal Little Panty Fuck Fest
Goin' Solo
Barely Legal #71
Asian Fever #32
Hustler Hardcore Vault #5
Busty Beauties #23
Big League Booty #2
Graduation time is upon us, and the Barely Legal Straight A Students from HUSTLER High are preparing for the bitter reality of the adult world in the only way they know how—with hardcore anal poundings!
LFP Video Group has entered into a partnership with Red Angel Films LTDA, a company whose ownership interests include Red Light District and Elegant Angel, to distribute HUSTLER and VCA DVDs to Brazilian consumers.
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