From politics to reality television, nothing is safe in Larry Flynts world. Our latest XXX parody pulls no punches by taking aim at everybodys favorite celebrity-seeking family, the Kardashians. This hot and hilarious send-up is available right now, only on Hustler.com.
From Kims infamous 2007 sex tape with rapper Ray-J to Kriss parenting style, no one in this TMI family is spared. Keeping It Up For The Kard-ASS-ians is reality TV - the Hustler way.
"I was excited, and I wanted to show the world what a real porn star is like," says Veronica Rayne who plays Kim. "You know, not everybody can live off their parents money."
"Only a company like Hustler could pull this off," says Nicki Hunter who plays Kriss. "I like to think that the real life Kriss is just as naughty as I am in this video."
The real show is known for its family drama. Keeping It Up For The Kard-ASS-Ians is the same way. Except for all the hardcore action. The plot follows Kim she has to deal with the fallout from her sex-tape. Sister Kourtney finds out that her boyfriend has a wondering eye. And while Kriss takes advantage of her new found sexual freedom, Khloe discovers her budding lesbian tendencies.
Keeping It Up For The Kard-ASS-ians actually makes reality television watchable by adding, well, a whole lot of sex! Hardcore parody. Hilarious and hot. Available right now at HUSTLER.com!
Hustler's Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis Ask For Government Bailout Of The Adult Entertainment Industry
As the 2009 AVN Adult Expo opens in Las Vegas this week, Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis and HUSTLER magazine publisher Larry Flynt are petitioning the newly convened 111th Congress to provide a financial bailout for the adult entertainment industry along the lines of what is being sought by the Big Three automakers, a spokesperson for Francis announced today.
Adult industry leaders Flynt and Francis sent a joint request to Congress asking for $5 billion in federal assistance, "Just to see us through hard times," Francis said. "Congress seems willing to help shore up our nation's most important businesses, we feel we deserve the same consideration. In difficult economic times, Americans turn to entertainment for relief. More and more, the kind of entertainment they turn to is adult entertainment."
But according to Flynt the recession has acted like a national cold shower. "People are too depressed to be sexually active," Flynt says, "This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex."
While not to the degree felt by banks and automakers, the Adult Entertainment industry has been hit by the effects of the economic downturn. DVD sales and rentals have decreased by 22 percent in the past year as viewers turn to the internet for adult entertainment. It is estimated that roughly half of all internet users visit adult sites, with the number of unique visitors to adult websites (including GirlsGoneWild.com and Hustler.com) has grown to more than 75 million per month.
But the "saltpeter" effect remains.
"With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind," Flynt says, "It's time for congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America. The only way they can do this is by supporting the adult industry and doing it quickly."
"The popularity of adult entertainment in America has grown steadily for the past half century," Francis says. "Its emergence into the mainstream of popular culture suggests that the US government should actively support the adult industry's survival and growth, just as it feels the need to support any other industry cherished by the American people."
The AVN awards (which is like the Ocsars of porn) and convention are just around the corner. Hustler was lucky enough to receive 26 nominations including one for HustlerWorld.com! Keep your fingers crossed that are able to bring home the awards for "Best Big Butt Series" and "Best Sex Comedy".
Here are all our nominations: Best Art Direction
This Ain't The Munsters XXX, Hustler Video
Best BD/SM Release
Taboo: Bound and Tied, Hustler Video
Best Big Bust Series
Busty Beauties, Hustler Video
Best Big Butt Series
Ghetto Booty XXL, Hustler Video
Best Continuing Series
Taboo, Hustler Video
Best DVD Extras
This Ain't The Munsters XXX, Hustler Video
Best DVD Menus
This Ain't The Munsters XXX, Hustler Video
Best Ethnic Themed Release - Asian
Asian Fever Tokyo Girls, Hustler Video
Best Ethnic Themed Series - Asian
Asian Fever, Hustler Video
Best Ethnic Themed Release - Latin
Barely Legal Latinas, Hustler Video
Best Makeup
This Ain't The Munsters XXX, Hustler Video
Best MILF Series
MILF Trainer, Hustler Video
Best On-Line Marketing Campaign - Company Image
Hustlerworld.com, Hustler Video
Best On-Line Marketing Campaign - Individual Project
ThisAin'tTheMunstersXXX.com, Hustler Video
Best Overall Marketing Campaign - Company Image
Hustler Video
Best Overall Marketing Campaign - Individual Project
This Ain't The Munsters XXX, Hustler Video
Best POV Release
Barely Legal POV 2, Hustler Video
Best Sex Comedy
Get Smartass, Hustler Video
This Ain't The Munsters XXX, Hustler Video
Best Solo Release
Barely Legal All By Myself, Hustler Video
Best Specialty Series
Taboo, Hustler Video
Best Transsexual Series
Tranny Love, Hustler Video
Best Young Girl Release
Real College Girls 15, Hustler Video
Best Young Girl Series
Barely Legal, Hustler Video
Clever Title of the Year
Daddy! Please Stop Fucking My Friends!, Hustler Video
Strollin in the Colon, Hustler Video
Also, congratulations to all the performers nominated because of Hustler titles.
Best Actor
Dino Bravo, Get Smartass, Hustler Video
Lee Stone, This Ain't The Munsters XXX, Hustler Video
Best All-Girl Couples Sex Scene
Hot Showers 16 Hustler Video, Jayme Langford & Nicole Aston
Best Director - Ethnic Video
Kevin Moore, Asian Fever 34, Hustler Video
Best Director - Feature
Anton Slayer, This Ain't The Munsters XXX, Hustler Video
Best Double Penetration Sex Scene
Barely Legal Corrupted 9, Hustler Video, Riley Shy, James Deen & Mark Wood
Best Screenplay
This Ain't The Munsters XXX, Hustler Video, Anton Slayer
Best Solo Sex Scene
Sammie Rhodes, This Ain't The Munsters XXX, Hustler Video
Andie Valentino, Hot Showers 16, Hustler Video
Best Supporting Actor
Rod Fontana, Get Smartass, Hustler Video
Best Supporting Actress
Shawna Lenee, This Ain't The Munsters XXX, Hustler Video
We spend all of our time talking about porn, but it's not our only interest. We like music, especially music videos of the sexy variety. Since its December we compiled our favorite sex crazed music videos of the year. Wait, how did this get back to porn? Crap.
Smashing Pumpkins - "SuperChrist"
If the old guy playing bass doesn't get you wet then hotness personified, Sasha Grey will. She just sort of stands there and then dances around a little in this 7 minute plus opus.
Flying Lotus - "Parisian Goldfish"
WARNING: This video contains flashing light
"President-Elect Barack Obama's authoritative win in yesterday's historic election proves, if nothing else, that optimism in the United States is not dead. It was only tamped underfoot, squeezed hard beneath the weight of eight years of divisive national crisis and the steady erosion of the guarantees that made this imperfect Union an exemplar for the world.
His work begins now in earnest. And what work it is! The restoration of our national luster will take more than hope, more than a contagious zeal for change. Real transformation requires achieving the nearly impossible: snapping the bonds of hate and the polarization it fosters.
This overwhelming victory for the Democratic Party represents an utter rejection of the toxic and failed policies of the Bush Administration, leaving us with a glimmer of hope for the restoration and preservation of our most precious rights.
The American people demanded this change. And we will all be watching closely as the President-Elect takes these first steps into what could be the sunlight of a new American dawn."
SHAWNA LENEE REPRESENTS HUSTLER VIDEO AT EXOTIC EROTIC BALL
Shawna Lenee, who played the luscious Marilyn in Hustler Video's recent release of This Ain't the Munsters XXX, will be signing at the Exotic Erotic Ball in San Francisco.
Shawna will be appearing and signing at the Exotic Erotic Ball on Friday, October 24, from 3:00 p.m. to 9:00 p.m., and Saturday, October 25, from 1:00 p.m. to 5:00 p.m. and from 9:00 p.m. to 1:00 a.m. Shawna will be signing at the Bay Area Distribution (B.A.D. Inc.) booth on both days.
The featured title at B.A.D. Inc.'s booth will be Hustler Video's This Ain't the Munsters XXX. This Halloween blockbuster will be on sale to the public and will include a This Ain't the Munsters XXX poster and autograph from Shawna Lenee. You can also get this great deal along with a Polaroid with Shawna for an additional charge.
Nicki Hunter as the star of Hustler's new MILF Trainer
(Beverly Hills, CA) Get out those notebooks, boys, because class is officially in session! Award-winning director Axel Braun brings you the third installment of Hustler's new MILF Trainer series. Porn star Nicki Hunter has been appointed as the next headliner of an all-star cast. There are plenty of reasons why she is a superstar, and Nicki demonstrates quite a few in this megahot DVD.
"I bumped into Nicki at a radio show where I was a guest and she was cohosting," says Axel. "She had a completely different look from the blond bombshell I remembered... her hair was cropped short and dyed black, and she just looked so incredibly gorgeous and sexy that I immediately set her up for the next volume of my MILF Trainer series!" And apparently it was a very wise move, since Hunter went above and beyond the call of duty for her scene. "Nicki truly loves what she does, and it definitely shows here," enthuses Braun. "I mean, just the way she talks during the scene is so fucking sensual that my whole crew had trouble focusing!"
"I've always been a huge fan of Hustler," states Nicki, "so it was obviously a great honor to be chosen for this series, even though I have to admit I was a little nervous, since the first two volumes had been Nina Hartley and Chasey Lain. But Axel is just so amazing with the camera, and so easy to work with, that the whole shoot was just a great experience!"
Nicki Hunter, along with a cast of horny MILFs, will teach you what a woman really wants and needs from her man! "We're gonna fuck and suck and blow your mind while we blow your cocks," states Nicki in her opening monologue. Don't worry, these MILFs prove they are more than practiced in the art of getting a man off!
WIN A DATE WITH CATHOUSES BROOKE TAYLOR!
HUSTLER Magazine is at it again. Larry Flynts outrageous publication continues to shock and amaze, this time in its October issue by giving readers the chance to win a date with celebrity working girl Brooke Taylor, star of HBOs Cathouse: Come to the Party. Sharing her innermost secrets, Brooke sat down with and then posed for HUSTLER, opening up about being a legal prostitute, false perceptions of her career and even politics. What would the lucky winners date be like with Brooke? Your imagination is your only limitation. Tell me what you want and Ill give it to you. Entry forms will be accepted until September 2, 2008. Forms and information will be available in the October issue of HUSTLER Magazine and online at HUSTLERMagazine.com/WinaDate.
JOHN CUSACK ON WAR, INC.
Actor and producer John Cusack finally unleashes his outrage at the Bush Administration and their disastrous failures: The right-wing uses the aesthetics of authoritarianism. American patriotism is the cover for what they do. In the context of his most recent movie, War, Inc., a dark comedy that skewers the Iraq War and American capitalism and greed, Cusack discusses with HUSTLER the goals, motivations and stresses of writing and producing such a film. The controversial War, Inc. was an international success starring Dan Aykroyd, Ben Kingsley, Joan Cusack, Hilary Duff and Cusack himself. War, Inc. will be available on DVD October 14 at retailers nationwide.
AMY FISHER GOES HARD-CORE Long Island Lolita Amy Fisher cant stop screwing around, this time appearing in a full-on hard-core sex tape. Fisher first made her mark in 1992 when she shot her lovers wife in the face, and she continues to titillate the public today as the 34-year-old star of Amy Fisher Caught on Tape. Her ex-husband recently released their steamy film, and HUSTLER has picked up photos of the media darlings hard-core bedroom bash.
SEX WITH ROBOTS?
According to artificial intelligence experts, sex with robots is right around the corner. Scientist and author of Robots Unlimited Life in a Virtual Age, Robert Levy discusses with HUSTLER discoveries that will redefine pornography, prostitution and adult entertainment. But what are the implications? How will jealousy play into robot sex? Will wives be replaced by robots like in the flick The Stepford Wives? Will women become obsolete? Levy analyzes the pros and cons of such sexual relations, as well as the work on humanlike androids that has been done in Japan, Korea and Germany.
Ever dream of modeling for a HUSTLER Magazine publication?
Well, now could be your chance.
The talent department here at HUSTLER is currently scouting for new talent!
In order to be considered you must:
1. Be over 18 and send us a color photocopy of your driver's license, passport, or any form of U.S. Government issued photo identification.
2. Send us your measurements including height, weight, shoe size, bust size, waist and hips.
3. Indicate to us if you are interested in only modeling for our magazine in solo layouts, girl/girl or boy/girl layouts. Also, please tell us if you are interested in trying your hand at video work.
4. Lastly, and most important; we need to know what you look like! So, please send 6-8 photos of yourself. They do not have to be professional, they can be from a digital camera or from Polaroids/point-and-shoot cameras. However, you most be fully nude and in the entire frame of the photo (i.e. you can't be really far away so you cannot be seen clearly). We recommend the following shots:
- Full body from the front
- Full body from the back
- Fully body from the side
- 3 head/face shots, front and both side, preferably with different expressions.
Please email the above materials to our Talent Coordinator at Talent@lfp.com
If you don't have access to email, feel free to give us a call at: (323) 651-5400 ext. 7109 about how you can send us materials through the mail.
(Beverly Hills, CA) For most men, an experienced vixen in the bedroom is a treat. She knows where to put her lips, her tongue and how to ride a cock until it gets off. Now Hustler Video and award-winning director Axel Braun bring you the first installment of a new series that has MILFs giving the lesson plans! The first MILF to step up to the plate is none other than porn legend Nina Hartley!
Hustler's new MILF series is a great addition to the genre. With hot-and-horny MILFs who are eager and experienced, MILF Trainer is sure to be a best-seller! "Nina is a porn legend, so she was the most obvious choice to headline the first volume of the MILF Trainer series," says director Axel Braun. "She is not only a woman of extreme intelligence and depth, but also an incredibly articulate spokesperson for the adult industry. Her passion for sex is 100% real, and I should mention, she's hotter now than ten years ago!"
You won't want to miss a second of Nina telling the world why she loves to suck cock. Not only is she the star of the show, but Nina also is a good educator on how to fuck a man right. "Even though we've both been in the business forever, it was actually my first time working with Axel and we had a blast! I could tell right away that he really appreciated the level of sex skills I could bring to the table," enthuses Nina. "Sometimes, nothing beats experience! I just had a really great time making this movie and I think it shows!"
Nina kicks off the MILF lesson by showing how to suck cock. She doesn't discriminate when it comes to giving head - never holding back while taking every inch into her wanting mouth. She closes out the lesson with a red-hot romp with Jay Lassiter. The seasoned European stud sure knows what he's doing...but he's never had a woman like Nina. Watch as he tastes her sweet, MILF-tastic pussy and then pounds her until she explodes. Get ready... school's in session!
Nina Hartley: MILF Trainer also features Debbie Dial, Payton Leigh and Kayla Quinn.
(Beverly Hills, CA) Starlight Pictures is thrilled to release Boobapalooza, to be distributed by LFP Video Group. Producer and director Arynn Star is pleased to present this 100% amateur hardcore video! Arynn's focus is to showcase the talents of all those real girls out there who've previously only fantasized about doing a porno but now find themselves "getting it on" like crazy in front of the camera.
Boobapalooza features four extreme scenes, along with two special bonus scenes, including a lot of big-titty sucking and fucking. These amateurs deliver intense performances and enjoy showing off their voluptuous melons!
The first scene features sexy Juliett lying on her bed and masturbating as she waits for her man to come home. Woody finds Juliett touching herself and squeezing her giant boobs; so he eagerly jumps right in and does whatever she asks of him. Woody delivers the goods by unloading his juice all over her.
Juliett, Lucki Chatsworth, Jessica Jamison, Trista Post and Dena Kane are newcomers who give exciting performances and take great pleasure in having their supple fun bags fondled. Dena Kane shows off her skills in a nasty threeway, where she handles both guys like a pro.
"If you like amateurs and big jugs, then you will love Boobapalooza," says Arynn Star. "These are real girls who want to show off their real big boobs."
VCA GOLD CLASSICS PRESENTS THE BEST OF JOHN HOLMES VOL. 1
(Beverly Hills, CA) Who could forget the days of bell bottoms, leopard print, disco and…the legendary cock of John Holmes? VCA Gold Classics brings us memorable scenes of this renowned porn star giving it to women like they have NEVER experienced before!
The infamously enormous cock of John Holmes never fails to please any woman who cums its way. This film features many must-see performances with women who are lusting for the chance to experience this legend of a man. We watch as they struggle to barely get the tip of Johnny’s cock into their mouths. It is as though each girl is trying even harder to please him.
The opening scene features an intense performance from Seka and Holmes. They are absolutely loving every minute of this experience with each other. John shows his adoration for the female form with each kiss and caress he gives Seka. Later on in the film, Seka returns for a threesome with John and Jamie Gillis. She gets both of these men worked up with a seductive striptease and ends with one of the most intense blowjobs you’ve ever seen!
"Customers love classics and can’t wait to revisit the good old days with John Holmes, one of the most notorious porn stars of all time," says Michael Glaser, HUSTLER National Sales Manager. Glaser is not only a fan of John Holmes but also knew him personally and has fond memories of the time they spent together. Glaser looks forward to reintroducing Holmes’ work to his customers.
(Beverly Hills, CA) Nina Mercedez's production company, Heartbreaker Films, is proud to present the much-anticipated movie Thrust. This title will mark Heartbreaker Films' third release with LFP Video Group as their exclusive distributor.
Thrust features five sensationally erotic scenes as well as two extremely intense bonus scenes, including a hardcore anal scene between Latina goddess Nina Mercedez and Raymond Balboa. The chemistry between the performers is undeniably gratifying to the viewer. "I am so excited about this movie! It is my best one yet," states Nina. "The style of the movie, along with the intensity of the sex scenes, will be an incredible experience for my fans."
The first scene features Nina and Raymond in a sizzling threeway with Brooke Haven that is nonstop heat from start to finish! The finale is Nina's first onscreen creampie, which Brooke and Nina are all too happy to swap orally back and forth.
Thrust also features some amazing scenes starring Gianna Lynn with VooDoo, Naomi Bankxxx with Evan Stone, Sophia Lomeli with Ben English, and Nina Mercedez with Shyla Stylez. "I have had a sex crush on Shyla Stylez for years!" says Nina. "Fans have been requesting that we work together for a long time. Our scene was very sexy. We couldn't keep our hands off of each other! It did not matter whether the camera was rolling or not."
"We worked very hard to get the look of the movie right by coordinating with the right performers and crew," says director/performer Raymond Balboa. "We always ask the female performers who they would enjoy working with, so that they can give an exceptional performance. I want to capture the chemistry and the raw sex that happens when two people come together who are completely hot for each other. We did exactly that!" And he adds, "We took 110% control of creating Thrust from start to finish. The final product is a movie that all XXX fans are really going to love."
HUSTLER has announced the re-launch of the Internets premier Asian website, AsianFever.com.
Designed to provide a tantalizing experience for Asian enthusiasts, the new AsianFever.com features high-quality 1200kbps Flash streaming, loads of new content, and a stunning new tour.
Included in this re-launch, HUSTLER is excited offer an in-browser Flash experience for all of its movies. This enables viewers to jog back and forth within a video while maintaining quality streaming with little or no load times. Windows Media streaming and downloads are also available on this revamped site.
In addition to state-of-the-art video delivery, the new AsianFever.com has been loaded with tons of new picture galleries and videos. AsianFever.com members will also get bonus access to the newly created Best of HUSTLER and Best of Barely Legal video galleries.
To promote AsianFever.com, HUSTLER has branded new hosted movie galleries featuring Flash video, as well as free sites, branded blogs, RSS feeds and downloadable content. AsianFever.com is one of many niche websites being re-launched by HUSTLER in the coming months, so stay tuned for more exciting new products!
Porn superstar and self-proclaimed sex addict Sunset Thomas will appear on The Tyra Banks Show on Wednesday, January 16. The title of the show is Sex SOS: Can My Sex Problem Be Solved? Tyra has invited Dr. Drew to examine various sexual problems and discuss possible solutions.
Sunset Thomas and her new husband have been invited to discuss Sunsets burning desire to get back into the adult-movie business. Sunset considers herself to be a highly sexual person and does not feel that her work interferes with her personal life.
After a 3 1/2-year hiatus, Sunset discusses how she will be starring in her final film, Into the Sunset, produced by Vavoom Films and distributed by LFP Video. Sunset reveled in the fact that, not only would she be shooting her final movie, but her final sex scene would be with a fan.
Sunset goes on to explain that she approached LFP, stating, I started my career with Larry Flynt and I wouldnt want to end it with anyone else other than LFP!
Meet Larry Flynt at the 2008 Adult Entertainment Expo
HUSTLER is pleased to announce that Larry Flynt will be at the HUSTLER booth signing autographs at the 2008 Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas. This is a great opportunity for fans to met a living legend and true American freedom fighter. Joining Mr. Flynt will be this year's lineup of sexy starlets which include Nautica Thorn, Nina Mercedez, Cassie Young, Maya Gates, Holly Wellin, Lexxi Tyler, Nevaeh and Celeste Star.
The expo runs Wednesday, January 9, thru Saturday, January 12. However, keep in mind that January 9 is a trade-only day; so fans will be welcome starting January 10. Mr. Flynt is scheduled to appear the January 10th through the 12th from 2 to 3 pm at booth 4001.
"We anticipate that this year's show will be a great success!" says Jeff Thill, Director of Video Operations, LFP Video. "Everyone is especially looking forward to spending time with our old and new friends in the adult world and, of course, being able to meet the fans!"
So, come on out and partake in the havoc that only HUSTLER can bring. We look forward to seeing you at the show!!
(Beverly Hills, CA) The power of HD is unmistakable. HD TV, DVD and even radio are all around us. And why should you only be able to watch your favorite mainstream movies in HD? What about your favorite porn? Well, wait no more! Hustler brings you a double dose of HD with The Da Vinci Load 1 + 2 on HD-DVD!
The Da Vinci Load 1 + 2 is back and bigger than ever! With the new popularity of HD-DVD, Hustler is joining the technological race by putting two of its most successful titles on this exciting new format. "As high def continues its relatively seamless integration into households, we should see some interesting surges in the HD-DVD arena," says Jeff Thill, director of operations. "The format's impressive capacity naturally lends itself to multi-volume releases like The Da Vinci Load 1 + 2."
This special DVD set is a must-have for the avid HD collector. Imagine seeing your favorite starlet getting the pounding of a lifetime, and feeling like you are right there! Starring in crisp, clear HD-DVD are: Missy Monroe, Tory Lane, Eva Angelina, Nautica Thorn, Kissy Capri, Evan Stone, Steve Holmes and many more!
What a perfect union this holiday season: HD and porn! You don't want to miss this special HD version of Hustler's The Da Vinci Load 1 + 2!
Make it a Hustler Christmas! The Da Vinci Load 1 + 2 HD-DVD is in stores TODAY!
Olympic Garden to Host Sunset Thomas's 'Into the Sunset' Contest
(Beverly Hills, CA) Vavoom Films contract star Sunset Thomas is embarking on a search for the "perfect penis" for her last adult film, to be distributed by LFP. Las Vegas's own Olympic Garden will be hosting the contest. They are inviting all Sunset Thomas fans to register in person at Olympic Garden or via Vavoom Films' Web site, www.VavoomFilms.com, for the chance to fuck Sunset on film for her last porn scene ever!
Vavoom Films will screen all potential contestants, and all who are able to make it out to Las Vegas will have the chance to meet Sunset in the final elimination. In conjunction with LFP Distribution and Vavoom Films, Olympic Garden will host the final elimination party for Sunset Thomas. The party, which will coincide with the Adult Entertainment Expo, is due to take place in Las Vegas at Olympic Garden on Thursday, January 10, 2008, from 7 p.m. to 11 p.m. Sunset will meet her potential suitors and, with the help of her industry friends, make her final decision.
Stephen Brown, President/CEO of Vavoom Films, says, "We are ecstatic that Olympic Garden will be hosting the Sunset Thomas "Into the Sunset" contest! Sunset is incredibly excited and looks forward to seeing how the contest will unfold."
Sunset states: "I have had an amazing career and couldn't think of a better way to say 'thank you' to all of my fans than by giving one of them a chance to get up close and personal... with me."
(Beverly Hills, CA) Australia is a popular vacation destination. It's filled with beautiful landscapes, exotic locales and friendly people... and that's just describing the lovely ladies! LFP Distribution and Australia-based Tight Candy bring you Aussie F*ckfest: Canberra!
A band of Aussie mates introduce their American cousin to the real Australian outback of endless tight pussies and eager mouths that love to suck cock. In a motor home of delight, the guys are treated to sensational blowjobs, ass-slamming and sweet, delicious twats. With each stop, another Aussie babe is picked up to join them on their mission for a good time! These Australian girls show their moxie in this f*ck-or-be-f*cked gonzo adventure!
Owner of Tight Candy, Maxine Fensom is a legend in Australia's sex industry and just recently signed a production deal with LFP. "This title is sure to grab the American audience's attention," says Hustler Creative Director Drew Rosenfeld. "The girls are hot, the boys are good-looking, and the f*cking is outrageous!"
Featuring Aussie starlets Jenna Taylia, Xena Star, Lolly Pop, Alba Divine, Lucy Lovelay and Lara James, Aussie Fuckfest: Canberra is a wild adventure into "Ozgonzo". In a very heated scene, the boys attempt to cram a gigantic dildo into Lara James' tight pussy. She gives the boys incentive to push harder with her naughty talk and her eager mouth. And to top it off, a special appearance is made by a rubber chicken by the name of "El Polo Loco" who has a penchant for hard nipples.
Aussie F*ckfest: Canberra is filled with gonzo sex orgies, girl-on-girl with strap-ons, anal and toys. So if you are in need of a vacation, why not take a trip with the boys Down Under and get some good Aussie lovin'?!
Beverly Hills, Ca - November 27, 2007 - HUSTLERCASH announces the re-launch of its famous big-boob website BusytBeauties.com. Designed to provide a best-of-breed experience for big breast enthusiasts, the new BustyBeauties.com features high-quality 1200kbps Flash streaming, loads of new content, a stunning new tour, and brand new promo tools.
LFP Internet is excited to be one of the first to offer an "in-browser" Flash experience where members will be able to jog back and forth within a video while maintaining quality streaming with little or no load times. QuickTime streaming and Windows Media streaming and downloads are also available on the BustyBeauties.com site.
In addition to state-of-the-art video delivery, BustyBeauties.com has been infused with new picture galleries and an expanded video library. Members also get access to the new "Best of Hustler" and "Best of Barely Legal" video galleries.
To promote BustyBeauties.com, HUSTLERCASH has rolled out hosted movie galleries featuring Flash video, as well as free sites, branded blogs, RSS feeds and downloadable content. BustyBeauties.com is the first of many niche websites to be re-launched by HUSTLERCASH in the coming months-so stay tuned!
To find out how you can make money with the world's most trusted brand in adult entertainment, please visit HUSTLERCASH.COM
(Beverly Hills, CA) Due to popular demand, the wettest XXX series on the market is back! Award-winning director Axel Braun introduces you to five new hotties in the second edition of VCA's mega-selling squirting saga, Squirts Illustrated #2.
Squirts Illustrated #2 features five deliciously wet scenes, which include intense, pussy- dripping performances by Angelina Valentine, Donna Doll, Victoria Valentino, Ava Lauren and Taryn Thomas.
"My squirting scenes are always 100% real," says Braun, "I'm not interested in fake, shoot-across-the-room circus acts. I like to find girls that have never squirted before and incorporate female ejaculation into an already hot sex scene."
All of the girls get the workout of a lifetime in their hard-core performances. They quiver with delight with every powerful orgasm. They suck, they fuck, and they squirt like fountains, but it's Angelina Valentine who simply steals the show with her sweet, girl-next-door looks and her insatiable sexual appetite.
"I just love getting fucked," giggles Angelina, "and I had never squirted before, so it was really exciting, but I think I got carried away. I really couldn't get enough that day!"
Also featuring drenched-pussy performances by Donna Doll, Victoria Valentino, Ava Lauren, and a fresh-out-of-retirement Taryn Thomas, Squirts Illustrated #2 is an exhilarating ride that will leave you asking for more. So get ready to get wet!!!
(Beverly Hills, CA) Remember those days you would call up your best friend to spend the night at his house just so you could "accidentally" catch his hot mom getting out of the shower? MILFs with a touch of wisdom and a dash of "do what you're told" are any boy's fantasy. But what do you do when the MILFs in question are sex-crazed, squirting sluts? Jeff Coldwater and LFP Distribution release the dirtiest MILF romp yet, MILF Filth 2!
In stores today, MILF Filth 2 is wet, wild and nasty in every which way! Bonnie Clyde has worked her directorial magic once again, as she guides some of the most tempting MILFs out there. These ladies not only take control, they make sure that every inch of cock is covered in their hot, slippery juices. They talk dirty, fuck dirty and demand that you come! "This is one of the wettest MILF titles to date! Selena Steele's well-manicured bush alone makes this DVD worth it!" says National Sales Manager Michael Glaser. "Our customers are sure to get their money's worth with this one!"
(Hollywood, CA) If you ever wondered how sweet young girls find their way into Hustler's Barely Legal movies, now's your chance as Barely Legal Auditions hits stores today offering a close-up look at the secret audition process.
Directed by Will Ryder, Barely Legal Auditions provides an American Idol type experience as three judges put the eager beavers through a rigorous set of questions and sexual acts before turning them loose for an exhibition of hardcore girl-on-guy sex.
With beautiful sets and wonderful camera work, Barely Legal Auditions delivers everything that is great about Hustler's flagship brand offering a crop of today's finest young ladies doing dirty, nasty sex acts but in a sweet Barely Legal way.
Judged by Sunny Lane, James Bartholet and Aliana Love, each girl shows off her solo sexual talents before taking a seat on the couch for some probing questions. Then a surprise stud is brought forth to perform oral sex with each girl before launching into some wonderful sexual intercourse which results in face spattering facials.
"I was really into it and got totally turned on especially when they brought the guy out. I never met him before which made it even more exciting," stated brunette cover girl Stephanie Cane.
"Stephanie is a beautiful young lady but the best thing about her is when she starts to scream, her voice locks up," said Will Ryder. "She's screaming but only air is coming out so it's quite funny but really sexy at the same time."
(Beverly Hills, CA) Britney Spears might be the epitome of a big star gone crazy but director Will Ryder is loving every minute as he brings forth a brand new wonderfully whacked out porn adventure- Britney Rears 4: Britney Goes Gonzo due in stores November 27th from X-Play/LFP Video.
The fast-paced spoof loosely based on the pop singer's life picks up following Britney's misuse of a time machine that accidentally blasted her back to 1974 but this time the hilarious action centers around candy lollipops called Britney Pops that when sucked, turn everyone into gonzo sex addicts.
Britney Rears' ever present lollipop takes on an aphrodisiac-like quality turning those around her into sex freaks as dirty lewd acts take place everywhere. Even cute little sister Jamie Lynn can't keep her pants on after she sucks on a Britney Pop and when an internet sex scandal and hardcore porn DVD hit the stores, all hell breaks loose as the entire nation craves Britney Pops.
With nine sex scenes including two bonus scenes, over one hour of BTS and four total hours of footage, Britney turns up the heat in this entertaining journey that will keep Britney Spears and Britney Rears fans shocked and happy.
"We took Britney to places she's never been including multiple group sex scenes and some really dirty anal action because it looks like the other Britney is getting the hell banged out of her on an almost nightly basis," stated Ryder who is currently riding the success of the year's biggest blockbuster movie Not the Bradys XXX and realizes that Britney Rears 4 will be another fan favorite.
Female Performer of the Year and SexZ Pictures contract superstar Hillary Scott returns in her award-winning role as Britney and had a blast in what could be her final Britney Rears movie.
"You never know but Bo Kenney has been really great letting us continue to use Hillary in our Britney movies even though she’s signed with SexZ," stated X-Play’s Scott David.
(Beverly Hills, CA) Nautica Thorn is not your average woman. She is smokin' hot, incredibly horny, has an endless supply of f*ck buddies and pretty much follows her every dirty whim. She is also incredibly kind. Instead of keeping her freakiness to herself she has chosen to share the nasty with as many strangers as possible. Entering Nautica Thorn is her current contribution to the world, and it is dripping-wet good.
In stores now, Entering Nautica Thorn also stars Kimberly Kane, Kelly Wells and Tyler Faith. In this five-scene screwfest, the ladies and gentlemen say little and fuck like champions. Nautica, starring in four of the five scenes, gives the viewer hardcore access into her naughty world.
One must-see scene stars Nautica, Nick Manning and Jay Lassiter engaging in an intense, never-ending threeway. Nautica's acrobatics, as well as her unabashed enthusiasm, are obvious in every frame. Another hot scenario features Kelly Wells getting her asshole prodded by Alec Knight. In this scene, Nautica takes on the role of director, making sure to capture every juicy moment. The overall scene is out of control.
(Beverly Hills, CA) No one said being a Mafia kingpin is an easy job. In a world where it's whack or be whacked, you never know who you can trust. The obstacles are endless: hot merchandise, hot heads and even hotter broads willing to do anything to get your balls in a vise. One thing's for sure, though: In the end…someone always gets fucked. VCA Classics releases the beginning of it all in a special box set, The Sopornos Volume 1.
In stores today, The Sopornos Volume 1, an AVN award-winning series, is a box set of the first four Mafioso-packed installments. "The great thing about The Sopornos is that Rob Spallone and James Di Gorgio really came through in adding that organized crime feel," says LFP National Sales Manager Michael Glaser. "Not only does it have great sex scenes, but the storyline makes for an all-around great show that will bring our customers hours of pleasure!"
The Sopornos Volume 1 features Tabitha Stevens, Jewel De'Nyle, Kendra Jade, Monique De Moan, Julie Meadows, Tawny Roberts and an entire gang of naughty + nasty porn stars busting some major balls. The series follows Bobby Soporno as he tries to keep his horny and corrupt crime family in check. Each installment is filled with DPs, anal, girl-on-girl, as well as delicioso dames getting fucked and sucked Italian style!
The Sopornos Volume 1 is in stores now! Grab a glass of vino and a nice plate of pasta... 'cause if you think you'll find a betta fuck dan in here, you betta fahgetaboutit!
Brady Bunch XXX Porn Bash to Rock Hollywood December 1st
(Hollywood, CA) A major porn party will be thrown to celebrate the success of the blockbuster adult movie Not the Bradys XXX, as Hustler Video gets together with All Media Play/X-Play to host a wild Brady Bunch inspired adult industry bash Saturday, December 1st starting at 9PM at the Knitting Factory in Hollywood.
With hundreds of beautiful porn stars, starlets and wannabees expected to walk the red carpet and mingle with adult industry directors, producers, executives, webmasters and others including mainstream celebrities, this very Brady bash promises to have people screaming Marcia, Marcia, Marcia while trying to hook up with Jan.
"We had a lot of fun making Not the Bradys XXX which is a porn spoof of the Brady Bunch TV show, so it's the perfect time to have a big Bradys XXX porn party in Hollywood," stated co-producer Scott David of All Media Play/X-Play about the LFP distributed movie.
The adult comedy has already reached #1 on numerous sales charts receiving the type of national television exposure others can only dream of so it was a natural that an epic celebration was near.
Not the Bradys XXX Porn Bash will easily be among the best ever just as past All Media Play parties have been including Corruption, Britney Rears, Heaven + Hell, Best Damn Porn Party Period and the infamous Decline of Western Civilization Party with SexZ Pictures that went down at the Knitting Factory in 2006.
Celebrate the Holidays With Hustler's Barely Legal Christmas
(Beverly Hills, CA) Hustler would like to keep you warm and cozy this holiday season with Santa's horny Barely Legal helpers. Unwrap the Barely Legal Christmas box and celebrate with six naughty scenes, including a very jolly threeway!
The film features the sweet and innocent girls of Barely Legal getting freaky in Santa's workshop. The girls get off making sure that Santa maintains the Christmas spirit. Alexa Jordan and Aarielle Alexis show Santa that sex toys are loads more fun to play with than plain ol' regular ones.
Barely Legal truly knows how to get passionate and playful performances from its stars. This film showcases steamy scenes with Nautica Thorn, Sasha Grey and Penny Flame, to name a few.
"Retailers can't get enough of Barely Legal Christmas," says David Diamond, Hustler National Sales Manager. "This title is as strong a seller as last year's Christmas in Memphis, so we decided to give fans a X-mas offer: When purchasing Barely Legal Christmas you'll get a special price on Christmas in Memphis."
Barely Legal Christmas features six ridiculously hot scenes, including anal and a threeway! In stores now! Don't forget to fill up your stockings and enjoy some Barely Legal cuties under your Christmas tree!
(Beverly Hills, CA) College students today often get a bad rap. The media paints a picture of wayward, lazy kids with no real goals or work ethic. Hustler's Real College Girls #13 is out to prove this theory wrong.
In stores now, Hustler's Real College Girls #13 stars six energetic and hardworking sweeties who are more than happy to work their way through school. It has been over two years since Hustler released a Real College Girls movie, but Hustler has brought it back by popular demand. "This was a hugely successful line in the past and, as experts in the 'young girl' genre, we knew we had to bring this series back," says Drew Rosenfeld, Creative Director of LFP Video Group. The 13th installment stars some of the cutest, freshest coeds in California. And because their bodies are slammin', these girls have few inhibitions.
Directed by Matti Klatt, Hustler's Real College Girls #13 includes five smokin'-hot scenes. One highlight of the movie features cutie Alison Pierce, a literature major in need of some spending money. Alison is a free spirit who is willing to try anything, so for her scene she decides to put down her books and spread her ass cheeks! Otto Bauer is her partner, and he is more than happy to play anatomy. Alison starts things off by slurping on Otto's cock, and then she proceeds to open her long legs for a hardcore snatch and ass fucking. For someone who's not even legal to drink, Alison sure knows her way around a stiff prick.
Another luscious scene stars blond stunner Samantha Ryan and raven-haired Karli Montana. The two roommates have been dying to devour each other all semester, and finally the day has come. The girls lap up each other’s pussy and take turns cramming dildos in their dripping-wet slits. This is a must-see scene!
Hustler's Real College Girls #13 is in stores now!
Hustler celebrates triumphant return on the VENUS in Berlin!
(Krefeld,Germany) -- After 5 years of absence, the brand HUSTLER, with its subsidiary HUSTLER Europe, celebrates an impressive return to the second largest erotic show in the world.
The last time HUSTLER introduced its products in Berlin publicly to the trade and the consumer was at the VENUS 2002. Hustler was represented at that time by a licensee, at this show Larry Flynt was awarded a life-achievement Award. Due to the fact that this licensee model proved to be ineffective in the following years, a 100% subsidiary was founded in Germany in the spring of this year under the name Hustler Europe.
Ambitiously the managing director Helen Clyne with a selected team set about the work and was able to count on the full support of the firms founder Larry Flynt from the beginning, being joined in June by a Hustler/LFP executive from Beverly Hills, Jeff Hawkins.
Quickly the experienced team celebrated their first public success at the Extasia Switzerland.
One of the largest goals in the first year however was the return to the most important erotic fair in Europe, the VENUS in Berlin. Hustler presented the full business portfolio and product variety of the 34 year-old company history.
LFP Video Group to Distribute Sunset Thomas's Last Movie
(Beverly Hills, CA) After a 3½-year hiatus since VCA's Misty Beethoven, well-loved adult performer Sunset Thomas, star of HBO's hit series Cathouse and numerous adult films, has decided to star in her final movie and then officially retire. Sunset approached LFP, stating, "I started my career with Larry Flynt, and I wouldn't want to end it with anyone else other than Larry Flynt!"
Drew Rosenfeld, Creative Director, Hustler Video Group, said, "At LFP, Sunset is a part of the family, and we were absolutely ecstatic to take on this project. Sunset Thomas has had an amazing career, and anything she does will be a blockbuster."
LFP signed a one-picture deal with Vavoom Films to distribute Sunset's farewell film. The DVD distribution deal gives LFP exclusive worldwide distribution rights.
"We are looking at a March release," says LFP National Sales Manager David Diamond. "I know Sunset's fans are going to go nuts over this project."
Gene Ross, of AdultFYI.com, once said, "You can talk about your Jenna Jamesons doing the big crossover, but for the money, pound for pound and press release for press release, it’s Sunset Thomas who's made the biggest splash on the other side."
HUSTLER Video is pleased to announce the lineup of sexy starlets for the 2008 Adult Entertainment Expo. Joining us at the HUSTLER booth will be Cassie Young, Maya Gates, Holly Wellin, Lexxi Tyler, Nevaeh and Celeste Star.
All of these delectable honeys have been featured in many HUSTLER magazines and video productions, so we are excited to be able to introduce them to you, up close and personal!
"I could not be more pleased with this year's lineup of girls for the AEE show. They have all starred in either HUSTLER magazines or video productions and did a fantastic job," says Liz Flynt, Vice-President, Administration.
At a recent photo-shoot with the girls, HUSTLER's Talent Coordinator, China Barbor, said, "I can't wait for everyone to meet the girls at the show. Each one of them is smokin' hot and so much fun. AEE is going to be a blast!"
Come meet Cassie, Maya, Holly, Lexxi, Nevaeh and Celeste at the 2008 Adult Entertainment Expo!!
Never before in the history of motion pictures, has there been a movie quite like this. With an all-star cast, top-notch production values and really nice lighting, this daring new X-Play/LFP release will make you think.
Superbly directed by the formidable Will Rider, 'Not The Brady's XXX' takes it's cue from that much-loved 70's TV smash, The Brady Bunch. Tinsletown rumor has it that 'Bridget Loves Bernie' was already optioned.
Nevertheless, here at last is the trailer everybody's talking about. It's fresh, it's new, and it's what's happening!
This year it's more than just fast cash every Saturday night.
Every other hour from 2:00 PM to midnight players at the lucky table and in the lucky seat will win $200 Fast Cash plus receive a chance to spin our cash wheel for even more cash, prizes and even a chance at a key for a brand new Audi A6 courtesy of Beverly Hills Porsche/Audi. And to make things even hotter, on Saturday September 22nd we will give away NINE ADDITIONAL KEYS to lucky players.
One lucky player will be in possession of a winning key that will unlock the car at 11pm.
Plan to spend your Saturday nights with us to win cool cash and a chance at an awesome Audi A6.
(Hollywood, CA) Fans of the highly anticipated Not the Bradys XXX movie should have an easy time finding the DVD in stores when it arrives September 18th from X-Play/LFP as special display units have been created that will dot the landscape of video stores nationwide.
A parody of the popular television show that ran from the late 1960's into the mid 1970's, Not the Bradys XXX will be showcased in beautiful counter-top displays that will stock multiple copies of the DVD directly at the point of purchase making it difficult for customers to walk out of the store without grabbing a copy.
"These displays are great and the stores wanted something that could easily be placed near the cash register yet not take up much space but still be eye-catching offering a point of purchase reminder to customers to grab this blockbuster DVD," stated Jeff Mullen of All Media Play/X-Play.
The movie has been one of the most requested in the history of LFP Video which is distributing the Will Ryder directed DVD ever since the first movie trailer was shown as a tease at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas last January.
"From the moment word got out, we've been getting calls about this movie," stated Drew Rosenfeld of LFP Video.
(Beverly Hills, CA) The series that defines all things hip-hop and hardcore, Liquid City, debuts its 4th installment today. Featuring American Music Award nominee Dem Franchize Boyz, this HUSTLER Video/InnerCity Squad title is by far the rawest and most entertaining urban release of the season.
A southern hip-hop group with its roots firmly planted in Atlanta, Dem Franchize Boyz introduces us to some of the dirtiest ghetto girls in the business. With five nasty scenes and one freaky strip-off at The Blue Flame Gentlemen's Club, Liquid City 4 offers a little something for everyone. And the film doesn't skimp on the music. Opening with Dem Franchize Boyz's hit, "Lean Wit It, Rock Wit It," the film's hip-hop soundtrack never lets up, providing an authentic urban (and southern) feel to the entire movie. This ain't your father's porn!
One standout scene features the queen of horny, Pinky, and her gorgeous friend Ayana Angel. The ladies start with some intense girl-on-girl action that includes a huge strap-on and plenty of ass-spanking. Pinky is serious about her dominant role and fucks Ayana with gusto -- that is, until Nat Turnher joins the girls and the screwfest really takes off.
(Hollywood, CA) Starring in what should be the feel-good-porn-movie of the year, adult actress Alana Evans fell in love with the role of Carol the Mom in the upcoming blockbuster adventure Not the Bradys XXX due in stores September 18th from X-Play/LFP Video.
The hilarious spoof of one of America's all-time favorite television families showcases the veteran performer in a role far removed from the type she normally plays.
"Carol is the ultimate milf," Alana rejoiced in Hollywood after watching a recent cut of the movie as it was being edited and readied for the public.
"I can't even tell you how great I think this movie is," she said as she recorded her candid interview for the behind the scenes segment of the DVD. "I knew it would be good but I had no idea how really wonderful it would turn out once everything was put together."
"Alana has been in the business for about ten years now and she was the perfect person to play the role which is a major key to the success of the family and the movie," stated the movie's hit-making director Will Ryder.
"I agree that Carol's the ultimate MILF because she's sweet, motherly and has total sex appeal just like the TV show and people are going to love her," stated co-producer Scott David of X-Play.
Shot to resemble the TV show in true parody style, Not the Bradys XXX succeeds on many levels and none more so than with great casting.
(Beverly Hills, CA) The series that is responsible for bringing grown men to their knees and introducing nubile 18-year-old girls to the porn business celebrates its 75th DVD release with a special Barely Legal documentary, The Birth of a Phenomenon.
In stores September 25, 2007, Barely Legal #75 is a two-disc, special collector's edition that includes all the mind-blowing sex that fans expect, as well as an exclusive look into the rise of Hustler's teen cultural sensation.
The Birth of a Phenomenon focuses on the late director Clive McLean, the man known as the visionary behind Barely Legal. McLean started as a photographer for Hustler Magazine and was the first and only writer/director for Barely Legal video until his illness and subsequent death in 2005. Following the success of the magazine of the same name, Barely Legal videos started production in 1999 and were known as the original teen series. Since then, there have been plenty of imitators, but none have come close to the Barely Legal formula.
"When we were putting together this collector's edition we knew we wanted to honor Clive in some way," says LFP Video Group Creative Director Drew Rosenfeld. "The documentary is a great way for the fans to get a glimpse of what it was like in the early days of the series and to really experience what a great guy Clive was."
(HOLLYWOOD, CA) On September 18th porn lovers across America are expected to flip out when the wonderfully cast Brady Bunch parody Not the Bradys XXX hits stores bringing back memories of the sweet innocent times of the 1970s.
Not the Bradys XXX is expected to be one of the biggest selling adult movies of the year and most certainly the best feel-good story in all of porn.
"This movie just makes you feel good as you watch it", stated co-producer Scott David of X-Play which produced the movie with distribution coming through LFP.
"This is a family style porn movie which I'm not sure has ever been done", stated the movie's co-producer Jeff Mullen.
"We live in an era of extremely hardcore sex where double-doubles and reverse bukkakees with anal triple Lutz moves reign supreme, however Not the Bradys XXX isn’t about that but it is the kind of movie you can show the entire family", Mullen stated.
Well, maybe not quite the entire family but this is like getting your friends huddled together around your big screen to watch It's a Wonderful Life when that first came out on DVD if only It's a Wonderful Life had dirty sex in it.
Faced with financial difficulties at home due to slow business at his architectural firm, Mike and his wife Carol reluctantly tell the kids that the entire household will be on a budget for the next few months until business picks back up and the cash crisis ends. The kids get together and decide to help out by taking on odd jobs, holding car washes and pitching in wherever they can to help save the family house from bank foreclosure.
Wild fun and mayhem ensue especially when Marcia unwittingly applies for a job as a figure model and finds out she's about to star in a porn movie.
In a timely response to a current political situation where the fundamental civil rights of Americans are being contested, the film offers an eye-opening and authoritative overview of Flynt's long-standing struggles to expand the parameters of free speech and expose the hypocrisy of this country's elected leaders.
Featuring rarely seen documentary and television footage, as well as in-depth interviews with Flynt himself, the documentary focuses on the self-described smut peddler's usually contentious entanglements with politics from his precendent-setting Supreme Court case against evangelist and adulterer Jerry Falwell, to his jailtime sentence for refusing to name his source for the tapes documenting the FBI's entrapment of John Delorean, to his campaign runs for both California governor and United States President.
'Larry Flynt: The Right to be Left Alone' will be featured in the 11th Annual DocuWeek Theatrical Documentary Showcase. The Showcase is made possible by the International Documentary Association (IDA) and will be playing at the ArcLight Cinemas in Hollywood, CA and at the Landmark in Los Angeles from August 17th to August 23rd.
HUSTLER TV and Diabolic Digital Sign Worldwide Exclusive VOD and PPV agreement.
LOS ANGELES, July 24, 2007-LFP Broadcasting LLC, parent company of Hustler TV, today announced a new world exclusive agreement with Diabolic Digital. Hustler TV will be the PPV and VOD distributor for both current releases, as well as a broad selection of quality library titles.
HUSTLER TV Exclusively Gets the Worldwide Third Degree
LOS ANGELES -July 10, 2007-LFP Broadcasting LLC, parent company of Hustler TV, today announced an extended agreement with leading adult entertainment studio, Third Degree Films to exclusively distribute their product to a worldwide audience via the Hustler TV networks. The deal expands an original distribution agreement that the companies signed last December.
Christy Canyon & Paul Thomas to be inducted into Hustler Walk of Fame
(West Hollywood, CA) Hustler Hollywood, the retail division of Larry Flynt Publications (LFP, Inc.), is pleased to announce the induction of performer Christy Canyon and director Paul Thomas into the Hustler Hollywood Walk of Fame on Sunset Boulevard.
Both Canyon and Thomas are industry veterans with hundreds of films to their credit. The ceremony will take place on Thursday, July 26, at 9 p.m..
In addition to Canyon and Thomas, Hustler founder Larry Flynt will be in attendance, along with the Hustler Honeys and other special guests.
The Walk of Fame was opened in 1998 in front of the Hustler Hollywood store to serve as a lasting tribute to the legends of the porn industry. It currently includes the handprints and signatures of Larry Flynt, Jenna Jameson, Ron Jeremy and many others.
''We are proud to recognize both these film legends and immortalize them in the Hustler Hollywood Walk of Fame,'' says Larry Flynt.
Event Details:
Thursday, July 26, 2007 @ 9 p.m.
Hustler Hollywood Store
8920 Sunset Blvd., Los Angeles, CA 90069
310.860.9009
BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. - LFP has released Mercedez Takes Control, the second title from ex-Vivid Girl Nina Mercedez' production company Heartbreaker Films.
Mercedez collaborated with on- and offscreen partner Raymond Balboa on the story-driven feature about a hit woman who wants to get out of the business.
"This is the first feature title that we shot and it was a lot of work, but I am so glad we did it," said Mercedez. "Shooting all-sex vignettes will always be my first love. But after doing this movie, I have a better appreciation for my experiences working with Vivid director, Paul Thomas. All of those years working with him really helped me in directing some of the acting and dialogue scenes."
(Beverly Hills, CA) Michael H. Klein, the current head of LFP Broadcasting, Internet and Video, has been promoted to President of LFP, Inc.
"Michael Klein has been with LFP for over three years, and there is very little that is new to him," says Hustler founder Larry Flynt. "I decided to go with Michael because he is the best person for the job. I know he will excel in this position."
Klein will continue to run the Broadcast, Internet and Video divisions, which includes Hustler TV, numerous Web sites, such as Hustler.com and BarelyLegal.com, Hustler Mobile and the production/distribution of Hustler and VCA DVDs.
In his new position as LFP President, Klein will also oversee the day-to-day activities for all of LFP. "My goal is to continue building LFP, Inc. and to strengthen our leadership position in the adult-entertainment industry," says Klein. "I believe in what this company can do and the continual growing popularity of the Hustler brand worldwide and am energized about this new position."
Klein previously headed up programming at TVN Entertainment and iN Demand, both leading video-on-demand providers.
HustlerWorld Becomes First Website Available On the iPhone
Taking a page from Digital Playground's playbook, we've decided to make an outlandish claim and hope that technological Luddites don't realize we're full of excrement.
So here it is:
Beginning Friday, HustlerWorld will become the first website available for viewing on them shiny new Internet phones that Apple's releasing.
You'll have to wait for every other site to catch up to our almost insurmountable lead. For a site to be viewed on an iPhone, it must utilize an infant technology: HTML. Good luck with that!
"I want to have our news and content on my iPhone," HustlerWorld's handsome, charismatic and debt-free editor said. "We've always been a site that has used technology to experiment with information dissemination. It's something we've always done, so it's just an evolution for HustlerWorld. It's another small step to bring us closer to our loyal readership."
HustlerWorld President, Ivan McIdontunderstandtechnology, is in awe: "I'm so honored to know that HustlerWorld is the first AGAIN. I'd like to thank all of our friends at Apple and Al Gore for their combined efforts to see this through."
All Porn Parties Are Created Equal, But Some Are More Equal Than Others
We know that the HustlerWorld audience is really big on dystopian literature, so the title of this post won't be lost on our dear readers. With that being said, All Media Play's Freaky Friday Surprise Porn Party is set for tonight. It's being billed as both freaky and a surprise, so you absolutely cannot miss this once-in-a-monthtime event.
"I want everybody to come down and have a great night. If somebody gets laid, that's a bonus," Jeff Mullen, grand poobah of All Media Play, said in a questionably worded press release.
Here are the important details:
Who: You and like a billion porn stars.
What: Freaky Friday Surprise Porn Party
Where: Club Sugar (1716 N. Cahuenga in Hollywood, CA)
When: Tonight, from 10 until 2am
Why: Because All Media Play has it's own definition of "surprise".
For all the crap we give them, All Media Play consistently throws the best adult parties. If you're in the area, you should definitely check it out.
Unfortunately, we won't be able to attend tonight's soiree. Our hair has a date with Alberto VO5 and his hot oil treatment. We tried to reschedule, but that queen gets so bitchy when you cancel last minute.
We don't know what type of dictionary the folks over at All Media Play are using, but it must consist solely of incorrect definitions written in crayon on construction paper. We can also imagine that AMP's Abridged Dictionary doesn't shy away from liberal amounts of "Hello Kitty" stickers and glitter. That's the only reason we can think of for the billing of this week's "Freaky Friday" porn party as a surprise. Cluing us in a full week in advance pretty much negates any feelings of unexpectedness we may have had.
But whatever, a party's a party and the shindigs that All Media Play throws are always pretty badass. This one's open to les public, so we encourage you to check it out.
Read the full release (Editor's Note: Unfortunately, there is no massage) after the jump.
Adultcon 12 will be featured on the HD Network show, Deadline. The program was shot live at the last Adultcon in March in true high definition. Air times are 5:30 and 9 p.m. (PST), with re-airs on Saturday.
The Adultcon Convention is held twice a year in Los Angeles, the next taking place September 21-23 at the L.A. Convention Center.
The Adultcon Awards, a yearly celebration of achievement in adult film, arts and entertainment, was recently held in Hollywood.
Hey girls! Do you like lingerie? What about sexy swimsuits? Shoes? Of course you do! You're girls! Then just imagine the super-awesome good time you'll have at Hustler Hollywood Tempe's "Ladies Night". They'll be a complimentary VIP reception from 5:30pm-7pm, prize and giveaways all night long and you'll get to see the newest and hottest Hustler has to offer.
There's also a special educational and instructional seminar.
Special guests include: Sport Sheets, California Exotics, Kama Sutra, Pjur, Lover's Choice, Nookie and Electric Lingerie/Hustler Lingerie.
And best of all, it's a womyn-only event. Finally, you can drink your cosmos and talk about how disappointing your husbands are in peace.
Hustler Hollywood Tempe is located at 1628 E. Broadway Road. - Tempe, AZ. For more information, call (480) 829-1269 or visit the store's site on MySpace.
Jeff Hawkins, a 30-year veteran at LFP, Inc. and most recently Senior Vice-President of LFP Video Group, LLC is relocating to Krefeld, Germany, to become CEO of LFP's newest entity, HUSTLER EUROPE.
"Mr. Flynt has given me a wonderful opportunity to build a business from the ground up in an area with limitless potential," says Hawkins. "I am thrilled to be a part of this new LFP venture."
The HUSTLER EUROPE operation is responsible for distributing HUSTLER Video, VCA Pictures and LFP Distribution titles throughout the European Union. Hawkins will be working with Managing Director Helen Clyne.
"Jeff has a long history with LFP and understands the European market," says HUSTLER Founder Larry Flynt. "I am pleased he accepted the position and am confident that he will make HUSTLER EUROPE a success."
If you weren't one of the hundred or so people that showed up for the first annual Adultcon Awards, we're doing you a solid and providing the list of winners. That way, the next time you're gathered around the table enjoying a nice family dinner, you'll be able to answer little Timmy when he asks, "Hey Dad, who won the Best Actress, Anal Performance title at the Adultcon Awards in 2007?"
It's all about family values here at HustlerWorld. And sodomy. Can't forget the sodomy.
The complete list of winners is available...after les jump—that's French for "after the jump".
Larry Flynt to Receive Adultcon Lifetime Achievement Award
Larry Flynt will be presented with the first annual Adultcon Lifetime Achievement Award this Saturday, June 9. The award honors Flynt's accomplishments in the adult industry as well as his tireless support of First Amendment rights.
"Without him, there wouldn't be an adult industry," says event organizer/Vice-President, Live Entertainment, Renaud West. "It was appropriate he be honored."
Billed as "The adult industry equivalent of the Oscars," the Live Entertainment-produced event will be held at the Key Club in West Hollywood, California.
Flynt, who just recently offered a million dollars to anyone who can provide documentation that they have had "illicit sexual or intimate relations with a Congressperson, Senator or other prominent officeholder" is proud of the award. "I'm honored to be recognized for my achievements," says Flynt.
In case you were unaware, as were we, the 7th anniversary is traditionally the "wool" anniversary. Some also refer to the seventh year as the "copper" anniversary as the metal is often associated with prosperity, good luck and good fortune.
It makes sense that the HUSTLER Casino in Gardena, CA, is celebrating it's seventh year of operation by giving players the opportunity to get lucky.
On June 23rd and 24th, from 2pm until midight, the HUSTLER Casino will be having gift giveaways every other hour. Prizes include $777 in cash, designer T-shirts, mugs and hats.
Make sure you arrive early to gain every opportunity to get in on the free stuff action.
Adultcon Adult Convention is set to host its first ever awards show at the Key Club tomorrow, Saturday, June 9, 2007, to celebrate and honor outstanding achievement in adult film, arts and entertainment.
The first red carpet arrivals are from 7pm-8pm for the nominees, voters & invited guests. The second one is from 9:30pm-10:30pm for those attending the post-party which starts after the award show at the Key Club.
In addition to the 12 categories voted on by the adult community, several industry notables will be honored for their outstanding accomplishments. Tera Patrick will be accepting the "MAINSTREAM CROSS-OVER STAR OF THE YEAR”"award. Jay Grdina (Editor's Note: That spelling always bothers us.), Club Jenna's CEO, is accepting the "VISIONARY OF THE YEAR AWARD". And last, but certainly not least, Larry Flynt will be honored with Adultcon's "LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT" award for the impact he's made and continues to make upon the adult entertainment industry.
Take a look at the rest of the award categories after the jump.
Tera Patrick, Star of inTERActive, Feature Dancing
One half of "porn's royal couple" (according the the LA Daily News) is scheduled to appear throughout Southern California this weekend. That's right, Evan Seinfeld's wife will be treating fans to several all-nude (that means butt-ass neked) performances over the next few days.
The Biohazard frontman's paramour's only break from performing will be the Adultcon Awards, where she'll be accepting the award for "Mainstream Crossover Star of the Year".
Don't miss your chance to see one of the biggest stars of the industry up-close and personally.
Thursday
11pm at the Spearmint Rhino in Santa Barbara, CA (one show only)
Friday
12am at the Spearmint Rhino in Santa Barbara, CA (one show only)
Saturday
Adultcon Awards
11pm at the Spearmint Rhino in Oxnard, CA (one show only)
To give you an idea of what to expect from her performances, check out the trailer for inTERActive. It's after the jump.
The response to Larry Flynt's reward for any information pertaining to the illicit affairs of Congressmen and other high-ranking political officials has been overwhelming. He'll be appearing on several more programs to discuss what he hopes to accomplish with his offer.
Your World With Neil Cavuto
Thursday, June 7 at 1pm on Fox News.
The Adam Carolla Radio Show
Friday, June 8 at 9am on LA's Free FM (97.1)
The Henry Rollings Show
Friday, July 7 at 8pm on the Independent Film Channel.
(The reward offer isn't the sole reason for his appearance on the former Black Flag singer's show, but we imagine it'll come up).
On the Media
Sunday, June 10, at 6pm on National Public Radio.
Live With Patt Morrison
Tuesday, June 12 at 2pm on National Public Radio.
Make sure you tune in. NPR will finally be interesting!
Joanna Angel will be speaking at the Cybernet Expo in Tampa Bay on Friday, June 8th. Joanna will be speaking on the "Sologirl Sites and Content Production: Creation and Operation Panel" at the Expo. The Panel will take place from3:00pm to 4:15pm.
It's arguable that sologirl sites, when done correctly, can be the most rewarding and profitable venture in the biz, and when done incorrectly, can be the biggest liability and nightmare. Joanna and company will also be discussing shooting and acquiring content. The panel will be moderated by LAJ (YNOT) and will also include Kevin (MediumPimpin), DirtyD (HowIGotRich), Dan (CamZ), and Dave Cummings.
The Cybernet Expo, an adult webmaster trade show, is held at the Tampa Hilton Westshore Hotel. This affordable event is great for business and networking, with a slew of seminars from people from all facets of the industry.
Joanna is excited to speak at the expo. "My solo girl site (JoannaAngel.com) launched just a few months ago... so I'm incredibly flattered that after such a short amount of time I'm asked to speak on this topic."
Every now and again we receive a press release so asinine that we can't help but laugh. Today's come compliments of Vivid and Savanna Sampson. We're big fans of both the company and the star (her wine is fantastic), so it's not that we are looking for an excuse to criticize. It's just hard to fathom why Vivid would promote an interview where Ms. Sampson admits that she supports RUDOLPH fucking GIUILIANI in his run for presidency. The interview is actually a pretty decent read, but when Savana starts spelling out her politics, we smacked our head on our desk and said "no mas":
"I think Giuliani would confront the country's fear of terrorism. I think if any one can do it, he can."
Giuliani doesn't have the intellectual curiosity or wherewithal to do any such thing. He's a fear monger in the George W. Bush sense, the worst possible sense. He honestly believes that we were attacked on 9/11 because terrorists hate freedom and liberty. He doesn't believe our nation holds any culpability. During his presidential campaign effort, he's used the tragic event to capitalize on the fear and ignorance of the American public.
At a recent Republican debate, fellow presidential hopeful, Ron Paul, rightly took issue with this notion. Mr. Paul had the audacity to say that maybe American foreign policy had something to do with why we were attacked in 2001. And get this: When Giuliani asked him to apologize for being so bold as to think our actions pissed off another part of the world the audience actually applauded.
Ugh.
We're not saying that porn stars shouldn't be allowed to express their opinions freely. The fact that Savanna has an opinion about politics at all speaks volumes about her. We're just saying that maybe Vivid should think twice about publicizing the worst part of what really is a solid interview.
Also, Savanna should think about maybe supporting a candidate that isn't George W. with a New York accent.
Hot on the heels of his most recent foray into the world of radio and cable news, Larry Flynt is once again taking to the airwaves.
Mr. Flynt will be making appearances on both The Daily Show With Jon Stewart and Hardball With Chris Matthews to discuss the ad that ran in the Washington Post this past weekend. Make sure to tune in.
Larry Flynt and HUSTLER Offer a Million Dollar Reward
Over the weekend, Larry Flynt and HUSTLER Magazine ran an ad in the Washington Post offering a reward to anyone who can provide documented evidence of "improper relations" involving any high-ranking political official. You can check out the advertisement in its entirety after the jump.
America's Most Dangerous Game Show (Editor's Note: Apparently, the producers never saw Plinko being played on "The Price Is Right") has been performed live in bars and nightclubs for the last four years, featuring contestants competing against each other by withstanding increasing levels of pain in various forms, including but not limited to: electrocution, fire, asphyxiation, kicks in the balls, nipple clamps, leather whips, paddles and MUCH more.
This all-new, studio version of Strip For Pain is hosted by Burning Angel's own Joanna Angel and Doug Sakmann (director of The XXXorcist, Re-Penetrator and the upcoming Evil Head). The pilot episode features Chapel Waste, Morgan Mae and Whisky Lux BurningAngel.com and live music from the house band, Hick, Nick and Jew (of the Dead).
As the contestants take increasing levels of pain, the girls of Burning Angel peel off various layers of their clothing. In the first round, three men compete against each other in an endurance pain until one is eliminated. After a round of stripping, in the second round the "Wheel of Pain" is brought out and each of the two remaining competitors take turns spinning to see how they will be hurt. If both make it through this round, an audience vote will decide who goes on to the Ultimate Pain round, which features the most extreme pain device of the show. If anyone survives, the winner of this twisted competition receives a lap dance courtesy of the girls of BurningAngel.com.
Each episode will feature a theme which will be reflected in the pain devices, costumes and music in each episode. For the first pilot, the theme is the "Classic Edition" which features all the pain devices used in the nightclub version of Strip For Pain over the years. A second pilot, the "Video Games" episode will be available online next month.
Strip For Pain is presented by Hotmovies.com, BurningAngel.com and Gray Kangaroo Personal Liquor Filters and produced by Philadelphia based production company Backseat Conceptions.
Meanwhile, you can catch Strip For Pain live in select bars and nightclubs across the nation—more dates to be announced soon! Stay up to date on the latest live performances of Strip For Pain and much more at www.stripforpain.com.
A recent report in British Medical Journal takes to task a recent trend in plastic surgery called "elective genitoplasty". These big words are code for "designer vagina". The surgery usually involves decreasing the size and length the labia, but can also involve a reduction in the hood of skin covering the clitoris or shortening the vagina itself.
The article argues that the growth in popularity of this procedure has been spurred by an artificial concern that media, society and culture has created in women. The authors cite anecdotal evidence that pornography plays a big part many woman's decision to have the $4,000 - $6,000 operation. During initial consultations "some women brought along images to illustrate the desired appearance, usually from advertisements or pornography that may have been digitally altered."
The writers issue a stern warning for those thinking about going under the knife for what amounts to a generally psychological shortcoming: "Surgery is an extreme and unproved intervention in this instance and it should be thought of as the last resort, not the first port of call."
The rationale behind undergoing labiaplasty seems to echo that of breast enlargement...it's a decision woman believe might add to their quality of life.
Here at HustlerWorld we applaud women who take it upon themselves to gussy up their lady blossoms. Not every vagina we've seen resembles the lovely flowers painted by Georgia O'Keeffe. We hate to admit this, but in fact, some are downright scary to look at. We could cite examples, but most of our ex-girlfriends don't know we took those pictures. They might be pissed if we broadcast their cooters on the Internets.
And while we admit that this surgery absolutely, totally unnecessary, if getting the old va-j-j trimmed allows a woman to feel more confident in herself and her sexuality, bring on the forceps.
We just thought this picture was funny and wanted to share.
1Here's the reason: At some point during any heated exchange, we start thinking "Is it worth not having sex for X amount of days to prove a point?" And we likes to "get all up in there" pretty frequently. So...we'll accept blame for whatever reason at the cruel idea of no lovin' for a week. "I'm sorry you stabbed me. Can we have sex now?" It has nothing to do with you being right. And now you know.a
Katee Holmes Angers the 'Tologists, Ready To Shoot The Loss of Her Virginity
If you haven't been keeping up with your gossip by reading TMZ (third item) or Page Six, you might be unaware that a new performer with the name of Katee Holmes has made quite an impression in the short time since she announced her entry into the business that is adult.
First, there's that name thing. While the 18-year-old may be labeling the decision to name herself after Tom Cruise's alien bride "a tribute to Katie's innocence", the people representing the worst part of Batman Begins think otherwise. Calling it "a really cheap shot" and "kind of sleazy", members of Katie's camp don't seem too enthusiastic about the young starlet's nom de porn. Whatever. It's hard to take the people supporting Katie seriously. Remember, they're scientologists. You're in no position to judge anyone when you believe that:
"75 million years ago an evil galactic ruler, named Xenu, solved overpopulation by bringing trillions of people to Earth in DC-8 space planes, stacking them around volcanoes and nuking them. Then the souls of these dead space aliens were captured and boxed up and taken to cinemas where they were shown films of what life should be like, false ideas containing God, the devil and Christ and told to get ill.
After that they supposedly clustered together and now inhabit our bodies. Scientologists believe that if they rid themselves of these body thetans then they will be healthier and will gain special powers like mind-over-matter." (Taken from "What Do Scientologists Believe")
So...fuck 'em. They can't take a joke.
But we must give credit where credit is due: The weekly brunch at the Celebrity Center in Hollywood is fucking fantastic. If you ever get the chance to go, we highly recommend it. We're not sure, but we think the motto is "Come for the fritatas, stay for the brainwashing!"
Anywho, the really interesting thing about that Katee is that the small-town girl (Editor's Note: Livin' in a lonely wooooorld.) is reportedly still in possession of her hymen. We were unaware of the existence of female virgins over the age of 14 living in the United States, so this took us by surprise.
When we found out she planned on turning over her V Card in front of a camera, we were a little grossed out. Call us old-fashioned, but we believe people should lose their virginity in the back of their parents' sensible, mid-sized car on prom night. It wasn't until Megan Stokes from Shane's World, the production company filming Katee losing her innocence, told us she initially shared our reservations that we changed our tune. "At first I thought it was totally fucked up and was like 'Wow! have we lost our minds and turned totally cold!'" she said. "Then I talked with her...She seems like she is doing it so she can be in total control. If we thought she was on drugs...we would have passed."
Katee herself echoed that sentiment when speaking with Page Six: "I know it's pretty extreme to lose my virginity on camera, but I like the fulfillment and excitement I get from watching porn, so I figured [a movie] was the best place for me to lose it. How many people wished they could relive their first experience, if not to remember it but to learn from it, right?"
The premise of the title featuring Katee will be a true documentary according to Shane's World. It will showcase her sexual journey and give a chance for everyone to get to know her. Shane's World is filming the whole process of Katee picking her costars, getting to know them and of course her actual sexual experiences. It will be called True Diary: I'm a Virgin.
We wish Katee all the best during her travels in the wonderful world of pornography.
Once again, science has triumphed over nature's cruel grasp on masculinity. The FDA recently approved a contraceptive that halts a lady's monthly menstruation cycle. Manufactured by Wyeth, the drug Lybrel promises that the nation's women will not be allowed to take a break from servicing their husbands during "that time of the month".
Both manufacturers and owners of white pants are said to be ecstatic.
More importantly, we're assuming that this also means an end to PMS. While we're not sure as to the validity of this claim, entertaining the thought is enough for us to report it as fact. Just imagine a world were women can't blame their bitchiness on the cyclical shedding of their uterine lining. That's a world we want to live in.
While there is no current legislation making this new birth-control mandatory for sexually active women, lobbying Congress shouldn't be too difficult. We've created an online petition to get the ball rolling.
And to the scientists who forewent curing cancer to bring us this miracle drug...THANK YOU!!!
b.a.b.e. Announces 2nd Charity Celebrity Poker Tournament
Top adult stars and celebrities from TV, movies and music to raise funds for breast cancer awareness June 21st at Hollywood Park Casino.
Non-profit advocacy organization b.a.b.e. (breast awareness benefits everyone) will be holding their second annual Charity Celebrity Poker Tournament on Thursday, June 21st at Hollywood Park Casino in Los Angeles, California.
Over 25 adult stars will join various celebrities from television, movies and music for a night complete with a full house of fans to help raise funds in the ongoing fight to keep breasts healthy. In addition to a Texas Hold 'Em No-Limit Poker Tournament there will also be poker and blackjack tables (play for prizes), an auction, and buffet. Stars scheduled to play and appear include Tera Patrick, Stormy Daniels, Jenna Haze, Gina Lynn, Sunny Lane, b.a.b.e. spokeswoman Taylor Wane, and many more. There's a modest $250 buy-in for tournament, and $100 admission for those who just want to come to party and play for prizes.
"Babes & Aces is a very powerful combination, and when you add the support of AVN, Erotica LA, and the F.A.M.E. Awards, the power grows exponentially," said Marcia Hrichison, Executive Director of b.a.b.e. "The 2nd Annual Tournament will be at least twice as effective in raising funds and awareness. It was a great party last year, and for 2007 we're ready to double down!"
The first 100 players to purchase $250 Texas Hold 'Em entries will receive a pair of free VIP tickets to Erotica LA ($150 value).
For tickets, sponsorship opportunities, and more information call (310) 545-0105 or visit babefoundation.org. Tickets are also available from TicketWeb.
Hustler Video presents mystery, intrigue and anal with The Da Vinci Load 2: Angels & Semen. In stores now, The Da Vinci Load 2: Angels & Semen is even more luscious and spunk-tastic than the top-selling The Da Vinci Load 1.
Nautica Thorn plays Dr. Nadia Saint in a star-making performance that says, "Yeah, I'm hot. So what? I'm also smart. I'll fuck your brains out, finish the New York Times crossword puzzle and then do your wife too." The DVD also features Kissy Kapri, Persia DeCarlo, Naomi Cruise, Denice K. and Aline.
The Da Vinci Load 2: Angels & Semen follows Dr. Saint on her quest to find the hidden cryptex that holds the formula for the female anal G-spot. Along the journey there is a ball-draining threeway, seductive girl-on-girl play and hardcore anal action. Director Jerome Tanner (The Da Vinci Load 1 and Aphrodisiac) has made an entertaining, humorous film that is both visually and sexually stimulating.
A HUSTLER feature film, The Da Vinci Load 2: Angels & Semen was shot in HD and includes five juicy scenes, as well as fun behind-the-scenes footage! This is a not-to-be-missed release!
The Da Vinci Load 2: Angels & Semen is in stores now!
Larry Flynt Discussing the Passing of Jerry Falwell
If you didn't see the movie The People vs. Larry Flynt or you're unaware of the groundbreaking Supreme Court case that saw our employer on trial for publishing a satirical cartoon, you might not know of the long history he's shared with the deceased-as-of-this-morning Jerry Falwell.
With Mr. Falwell's passing, Larry has decided to discuss their tumultuous (to put it lightly) relationship and the aforementioned court case on several programs:
KFBK News Radio at 1530 AM (SACRAMENTO)
Broadcast at 3:00pm and throughout the early evening
The Marc Germain Show on KTLK AM 1150 LA's Progressive Talk Radio
Live-on-the air at 3:00pm this afternoon.
Larry King Live on CNN
Live-on-the-air at 6:00pm (PST) tomorrow (5/16) evening.
MSNBC
Interview with Alex Witt at 11:30am (PST) on 5/17.
Make sure you tune in. This is a rare opportunity to hear what one of Mr. Falwell's biggest opponents has to say in the wake of his death.
This question is asked of us on an almost daily basis. Whether we're at church, the supermarket or picking up our children from day care, some dude always wants to know: Hey, how can I get into the adult movie business?
Take, for instance, this most recent inquiry (this E-mail is unedited and all personal details have been removed):
"how can I become a porn star I have a perfect cock l was born in the year of the cock 1969. I have been told I should be a porn star by several women strippers tell me they love me, I picked out a few good names my body is super sweet if I do some sit ups, but if I hold in my lil gut i\'m perfect 9 i\'m 5\' 11.75 inches tall and 180 lbs.), i have no hiv.... it\'s a grower not a shower...6.5 inches and never used viagra...but willing to try no heart conditions , can go for ever if i slow down b4 cumming espescially with lil loose kittys, i respect women and have never hit 1 in my life even after 2 threw phones at me 1 WAS MY LIL SISTER), what is it with women and phone throwing? i\'ve been told my ass looks like micheal angelos david, but it could use some firming up im 38 and look like 25....if interested give me a call my cell phone # is redacted. THANKS FOR READING THIS i HOPE IT GETS TO THE RIGHT PLACE i'M SICK OF WORKING WITH COMPUTERS, i LOVE SEX, IT'S EITHER THIS OR JOIN THE redacted pOLICE dEPT. THANKS FOR FORWARDING THIS MESSAGE TO THE RIGHT PEOPLE I\'M GOOD, I HOPE THEY GIVE YOU A BONUS!!! LARRY FLINT ROCKS HE BUILT AN EMPIRE I WATCHED THE MOVIE
redacted (REAL NAME) CRYSTAL CLEAR RECORD...BUT I\'M ABOUT TO LOSE MY HOUSE!"
Our response to every guy who's ever asked how they can become talent, after the jump...
The Seventh Annual Masturbate-a-Thon Comes To San Francisco
In honor of masturbation month, The Center for Sex and Culture is proud to announce the Seventh Annual Masturbate-a-Thon, Saturday, May 26th in San Francisco at the Porn Palace.
Before we actually like, ya know, read this release we had this great bit worked out where we were going to ask for people to sponsor us as we evicted the testicular squatters. Turns out, our initial conclusion wasn't so far off base:
"Through individual sponsorships, participants generate revenue in this live group event for every minute they masturbate or for each orgasm claimed."
...and there are trophies! Categories include:
Longest time spent masturbating. Last year, a dude went at it for 8.5 hours. Amatuer.
Most orgasms. In 2006, a guy won the trophy with a paltry 6. We hit that number before we took a shower this morning.
Distance (new this year). We have prostate issues.
While we're excited at the idea of adding some hardware to the HW trophy case (it's currently empty) we're more interested in finding a sponsor. For every spematazoa we release putting the seminal luge team through their paces, we're hoping that a backer will donate $.00001 to the Center of Sex and Culture's efforts to promote a sex-positive cultural change. That's 1 ten-thousandth of a cent per potential baby.
Keep in mind, the average number of sperm cells in the ejaculate of a healthy male is 250,000,000. If we're doing the math right and we are, this works out to about $2500 bucks per kitten killed. However, we're not healthy by any stretch of the imagination. A diet consisting solely of cigarettes, coffee and the occasional McGriddle does not make for a high sperm count. We'll err on the side of caution and say our number is closer to like 10,000,000. Still, $100 a pop is nothing to sneeze at.
If you're interested in sponsoring us, send us a note at Info@HustlerWorld.com. We'll wear a t-shirt or some shit with your company logo, picture of your deceased relative (this one's for you Uncle Bob!) or whatever else you can think of on it. We're whores like that. Yeah, whores for charity.
For more information about the event the Center for Sex and Culture, check out the website.
The 2007 F.A.M.E. (Fans of Adult Media and Entertainment) Awards have released the list of finalists for their second annual fan-based awards show taking place at the Los Angeles Convention Center on Saturday, June 23, 2007 as part of Erotica LA. The "People's Choice" of the porn awards world will be hosted by adult superstars Tera Patrick and Evan Stone.
In addition to the titles and trophies, the Favorite Female and Male Stars will win a Tiffany Pearl Necklace (valued at approximately $5,000) and a blue-diamond watch (valued at approximately $2,000), courtesy of ImLive.com. The live-chat hosting giants will also help provide live streaming of the F.A.M.E. Awards show at www.thefameawards.com, and in the weeks leading up to the show, will host live chats with various finalists on ImLive.com.
After the jump, check out the finalists (and our picks) for the show's 14 categories.
The benefit for Nicki Hunter is this tonight at Forbidden City in Hollywood, CA. If you're in the area and looking for a fun way to contribute to a worthwhile cause, you should most definitely check it out.
Over 30 companies have pledged support and will be on hand including SexZ Pictures, Red Light District, Hustler Video, Hot Movies, Shane's World, Wildlife, AEBN, AVN, Hustler TV, Pure Play Media, Elegant Angel, Empire DVD-CA, Filmco, SugarDVD, XBiz, All Media Play, Glow Industries, X-Play, Naughty America, Evil Empire, Metro, Pulse Distribution, XFanz, Director Urbano, Oliver Ashe Hope, Channel69video.com, AdultEmart.com, Britney Rears.com and NorthStar Associates plus many others with music from the world famous Bumsquaddjz.com
Don't miss what will be one of the year's greatest porn parties as you walk the red carpet and have some fun for a very special cause. Get your ass out of bed and come down to support Nicki and have a great time. You will be glad you did and you will feel so good!
The party will go from 9PM until close and there are plenty of parking lots in the area. Your entrance will be a breeze since there are no guest lists. Just come on in with a twenty in your hand. All of the money raised goes to the Hunter C.A.R.E. Foundation to help Nicki Hunter win her battle with cancer.
Join hundreds or porn stars, wannabees and all of your industry associates Thursday, April 19th at the Hunter C.A.R.E. Benefit Spring Porn Bash at Forbidden City 1718 Vine St. Hollywood, CA 90028. 9PM until 2AM.
You read that right. The reigning alt-porn queen (Editor's note: A little piece of us dies everytime we write that) is scheduled to appear on the Fox News roundtable lamefest "Red Eye" tonight at 11pm PST.
So the current slate of democratic presidential hopefuls won't participate in a debate on the the channel, but a reknown (and incredibly intelligent) porn star will. When did we move to the country of Crazytownia? More importantly, is our mail being forwarded to the new address? We're expecting a healthy tax return this year.
Anywho...
The program features regular panelists reacting to the news of the moment with lively discussion in an unscripted fashion. It's like "Real Time With Bill Maher", but with frat-boy assiness filling in for intelligent, humorous badinage. Just take a look at what the show's panelists offer:
Greg Gutfeld - Former "lad mag" editor...think Stuff and Maxim UK. And his name is alliterative. Douche, obviously.
Bill Schulz - Became friends with Gutfeld while working together at Stuff. Douche by association. You are the company you keep.
We're going to watch just to see if Joanna makes it out alive. Hopefully, she'll avoid being sucked into the vortex of xenophobia, intolerance and general suckiness that is the Fox News Channel.
A HustlerWorld Public Service Announcement (for the ladies)
After hearing the news that Vivid is releasing yet another "celebrity" sex tape—this one featuring Olivia Mojica from American Idol (Editor's note: Who?)—we implore any young lass with dreams of stardom to think twice before relenting to your moronic boyfriend's request to tape your bedroom escapades.
Boyfriend: Hey sweetie. Howsabout we get kinky tonight?
Girlfriend: What do you mean? And what are all these lights for?
Boyfriend: Well I just got this new video-camera and I thought it might be fun if we made a little movie.
Girlfriend: Awesome! We can post it on YouTube! I'll be LonelyGirl15 and you can be LazyDork. Hey...what's that guy doing with that microphone?
Boyfriend: I meant maybe we can film us...you know...making love. It'll just be our little secret.
Girlfriend: I don't know. What if it ends up on the Internet? I don't want it to ruin my chances of legitimate success as an actor/model/musician/author/lawyer/teacher/mystic healer. Who's that guy sitting in that director's chair?
Boyfriend: Awww sweetie. I love you. Don't you trust me? I'd never do anything like that.
Girlfriend: Well, I guess. Anyone who tells me they love me must be acting in my best interest.
Boyfriend: See? Now make with the nakedness and fellatio. The crew's on the clock.
And guess what happens now? Once you achieve a modicum of fame, your opportunistic boyfriend then sells that shit to Vivid. Everyone you've ever met in your entire life—friends, enemies, your family, your 1st grade teacher—gets to see that you like being pissed on and call your boyfriend "daddy" while he's banging you in the pooper.
Wait...she does anal?! Sign that girl up to star in Spielberg's new Holocaust epic and give her a record contract!
See how silly that sounds?
We're just asking that yout exercise a little common sense and leave the on-camera banging to the professionals. Please.
A major adult industry cancer benefit will take place Thursday, April 19 at Forbidden City near the famous corner of Hollywood & Vine to benefit the Hunter C.A.R.E. Foundation. 100% of the money raised going to help Nicki Hunter win her battle with cancer.
Organized by All Media Play and Red Light District's Debby Schwarz, a number of leading companies have already pledged financial support including SexZ Pictures, Red Light District, Hot Movies, Shane's World, Wildlife, AEBN, AVN, X-Play, and Northstar Associates with more to be announced soon.
Every company in the adult entertainment industry is encouraged to make a tax deductible donation to Hunter C.A.R.E. The red carpet event will be packed with gorgeous porn stars, directors, producers and scores of people working in the adult entertainment business. A limited amount of tickets will be sold to fans making this a spectacular event.
"Just because this is a benefit party, doesn't mean it won't be wild, dirty and fun. People know the type of parties we have thrown in the past so in addition to having fun, we'll be raising money for a good cause", stated Jeff "Don't Call Me Will" Mullen of All Media Play. "Plus, porn babes 18 and above can get in so it will be filled with eager to please beauties."
Members of the media will be snapping photos on the red carpet entryway as beautiful girls make their way inside the sprawling club with the lively outdoor patio. Entrance is $20 and there is no VIP guest list but people will be quickly whisked inside. Forbidden City will be donating a substantial portion of the bar receipts to Hunter C.A.R.E.
"If you had fun at the Corruption party with SexZ Pictures or any of our other great events you will not want to miss this bash April 19th," Mullen stated.
Corporate donations are encouraged to be in the $1000 range and up but also available are $500 banner purchases that will display a company's logo that will be hung throughout the club. Individual donations of any size are appreciated.
"Those interested in making a tax deductible donation should contact me", said Schwarz who is a close friend of Nicki's and has been instrumental in getting this event organized.
"We look forward to all of the porn companies and the talent agencies that supply girls to the movies to come down and bring every beauty in their stable (Editor's note: Secretariat?) to this benefit bash. This will be one of the greatest porn parties ever thrown and an important evening for the industry," said Scott David of All Media Play.
For corporate or personal donations, please contact Debbie Schwarz at at debella56@socal.rr.com. There is no need to send an email to get in, simply show up at the club with $20 in your hand and bring some friends.
Join over one hundred porn stars and all of your industry associates Thursday, April 19th at the Hunter C.A.R.E. Benefit Spring Porn Bash at Forbidden City 1718 Vine St. Hollywood, CA 90028. 9PM until 2AM.
"XXX Hardcore and Candid! The Tape They Tried to Hide!"
Bah.
In case you've been staying at Promises Rehab Resort and Retreat, you may not have heard about this new "celebrity" "sex" tape that Vivid's just released. It features Ray J., the brother of a B-list celebrity recently charged with vehicular manslaughter and Kim Kardashian, one of Paris Hilton's best friends/daughter of one of OJ's lawyers.
With such a pedigreed cast, you just know you're in for some quality smut.
The marketing machine behind this one is almost on a Pirateslike scale: Vivid's owner, Steve Hirsch, has been making the talk-show rounds. Kim's been doing her best to stay in the headlines by making empty lawsuit threats. Ray J. has been boning Whitney Houston.
And much to the chagrin of klansmen everywhere, Vivid actually dubbed the relase of the title KK Day.
While we don't care about the carnal goings-on of hollywood and its desperate inhabitants' transparent efforts at celebrity relevance, we do care about integrity. Or, in this particular instance, the lack thereof.
What Vivid forgot to mention in any of the myriad releases they've been spamming the HW inbox with is that they somehow turned 9 minutes of sub-par sex footage into a 45-minute movie.
"But how is that even possible," you ask. Easy. They looped much of the footage and (much like our mom used to do by adding corn flakes to her meatloaf) added filler like Kim putting on make-up or the now-defunct couple relaxing on the beach.
Porn is supposed to be about fantasy. The only fantasy here is that Vivid thinks that their audience is dumb enough to buy this.
If you're still curious, you can pick up your very own copy here.
However, if you want to see how interracial porn should look, pick up a copy of Van "I black too!" Styles' Take It Black 5.
Memphis Monroe, who signed her contract with us in November of 2006, has been featured in over 60 titles including The Dark Side of Memphis and Christmas in Memphis. Now fans will have the opportunity to experience the Southern beauty first hand with the meticulously crafted CyberSkin toy molded directly from the star's popular pussy.
Memphis Monroe's Pussy and Ass are cast out of CyberSkin, the original ultra-realistic skin-like material from Topco Sales. CyberSkin quickly warms to body temperature, mimicking the elasticity and softness of real human skin. The toy incorporates Dual Density, the molding process which varies the density of CyberSkin, meaning that some areas are thicker, while others are softer much like the human body.
Monroe's hand-painted vaginal and anal entries are tight, ridged, and molded for suction. Complete with a multi-speed Love Bullet vibe, Memphis' pussy actually throbs, making the fantasy of being with the ultimate girl-next-door finally come to life.
You can get your very own copy (of Memphis's lady parts) from HustlerHollywood.com.
Please join HIS DVD for Drag Queen Bingo at Hamburger Mary's this Wednesday, January 31!
HIS DVD is co-hosting the 7 p.m. Classic Bingo Game to benefit Minority AIDS Project. This is a great organization and a worthy cause, so please come, bring some friends and spend generously!
The two special celebrity guest bingo callers will be AVN Hall of Fame director Jim Steel and actress/comedian Judy Tenuta. HIS is releasing Jim's film, On the Downlow, on January 30, and Drag Queen Bingo is the perfect venue to celebrate the debut of this incredibly hot film! Judy will be celebrating her general fabulousness.
There will be opportunities to win HIS and HUSTLER DVDs, sex toys (provided by Topco), HUSTLER apparel and gift certificates to the HUSTLER Hollywood store!
Wednesday, January 31 @ 7 p.m. Hamburger Mary's
8288 Santa Monica Blvd.
West Hollywood, CA 90064
(323) 654-3800
A suggested donation of $20.00 for all Bingo games played.
For more information about Minority AIDS Project, visit www.map-usa.org.
Come Meet the Stars of the World's Largest Adult Entertainment Company
Those of you who've already booked your tickets for this year's Adult Entertainment Expo can look forward to meeting some of the biggest names in the business.
And for those of you who haven't made plans yet, the list of signers at Hustler's booth this year might change your mind.
Take a look:
Larry Flynt
Memphis Monroe
Mya Luanna
Nikki Nine
Joanna Angel
Hillary Scott
Nina Mercedez
Austyn Moore
Nautica Thorn
The Expo runs from January 10th - 13th at the Sands Expo Center in Las Vegas, NV. Be sure to drop by the booth while you're there!
Did we ever tell you that Halloween is—by far—our favorite holiday? It's the one time of the year where every woman alive (porn star or not) has license to completely, utterly and unabashedly dress like a whore. It's perfectly acceptable, encouraged even.
A typical conversation twixt ourselves and a lady on this, the most sacrilegious of holidays, goes something like:
HW: So what are you dressing up as?
Lady: A sexy mouse.
HW: And what does that involve?
Lady: Mouse ears and a thong.
HW: Niiiice.
And since we've long grown out of knocking on the doors of strangers and asking for candy, we're forced...forced...to attend parties where adult beverages are (over)served. There's a few going on this weekend, but the only one we're really interested in attending follows the jump.
Larry Flynt and Hustler Video® are thrilled to announce Nikki Nine as their newest contract star. Nikki is an 18-year-old newcomer who has never performed in adult films. She has signed a one-year exclusive deal with Hustler Video®.
Hailing from the O.C., Nine is a sultry, raven-haired siren who has the wide-eyed enthusiasm of a novice, yet doesn't have a trace of self-consciousness. "I'm a big exhibitionist," says Nine. "I can't wait to perform in my very first scene." A former high school cheerleader and dirt bike fanatic, this new contract star is sugar and spice through and through.
Everyone at Hustler is thrilled to have Nine onboard. She immediately impressed the industry veterans at LFP with her fresh-faced sexiness and unabashed excitement about everything porn. "Nikki is young and beautiful," says Larry Flynt, Founder of HUSTLER MAGAZINE. "She personifies what a great porn star is all about. We at Hustler see a great future for her and for us."
This has been a month of firsts for Nine. She will be shooting her first film in the next couple of weeks, aptly titled The Erotic Adventures of Nikki Nine. And, having never posed for a magazine before, she recently made up for lost time by shooting a pictorial for February's Barely Legal and a girl-on-girl layout for April's Hustler .
In addition to The Erotic Adventures of Nikki Nine, Nine will be performing in Memphis Monroe's film Educating Memphis, as well as Barely Legal #68. Both films will be shooting at the end of this month.
Nikki Nine is the breath of fresh air the industry hasn't seen in a long while.
Theresa Flynt Heads Up LFP Video Marketing Department
Theresa Flynt, known for creating the successful HUSTLER Hollywood chain, is now heading up LFP Video Group's Marketing Department.
LFP Video Group is the parent company of HUSTLER Video and VCA Pictures, as well as the just relaunched HIS gay line.
In the past year, Flynt has been responsible for various licensing deals for HUSTLER, including the newly launched HUSTLER Lingerie line. In addition to her many accomplishments within HUSTLER, she holds a BA in marketing and has extensive knowledge of the adult industry.
Flynt will be working with Jeff Hawkins, Senior Vice-President, LFP Video Group, and Drew Rosenfeld, Creative Director. "We are very excited about the expertise and energy that Theresa will bring to our department," said Rosenfeld.
"With Theresa's experience in marketing and licensing in our industry, she will enhance our video line as well as provide marketing support for our distribution partners," said Hawkins. "I'm thrilled she will be working directly with the video department."
"I want everyone to know that HUSTLER Video is stronger than ever and we are focused and revitalized," said Flynt. "We couldn't have a better team!"
Lethal Hardcore, Doing Their Part to Ease Racial Tensions
We were getting worried that nasty female newcomers and black studs would be segregated like they were before the Civil Rights movement. They'd be forced to drink from separate water fountains, sit in different sections of restaurants and wouldn't get the same voting rights.
Leave it to director Harry Palm and Lethal Hardcore to assuage our fears with the release of Interracial Sperm Swallowing 2.
"We want girls who want to be on the set and who enjoy what they're doing on camera," Mr. Palm said. "The girls we have lined up in Interracial Sperm Swallowing 2 love black guys as much as they love getting it hard and fast. There's even a few anal scenes."
After we read that, we could almost hear Reverend King delivering his "I have a dream" speech in the background.
The three-hour ode to racial equality features Laurie Vargas, Hailey Young, Aqua Hazel, Barbie Cummings and Kaylee Sanchez.
Do your part to help stop racism. Order your copy now.
We can't believe we didn't make mention of this earlier, but All Media Play is throwing yet another one of their bordering-on-legendary, industry-only parties this Saturday. Celebrating the release of Britney Rears 3: Britney Gets Shafted and LA Vice, Jeff Mullen and the All-Media team have gotten all secretive with this event. They're withholding the location from the public until the day before.
No matter, though. We're confident they'll remain true-to-form, deliver the pertinent information and a good time will be had by all.
"They'll be talking about this one for a while," stated All Media Play's grand poobah, Jeff Mullen.
If the success of their previous events is any indication, then the industry will most definitely be buzzing come Monday morning. "All Media Play's last 2 parties were amazing, so I'm not missing this one", exclaimed Britney 3 co-star and Ms. J-Ho herself, Jasmine Byrne.
"Just think, secret private location, free drinks, hundreds of porn babes hanging with Hillary Scott, Sex Z Pictures, Krol Vodka, SugarDVD, Hustler, Britney Rears 3 and LA Vice," Jeff Mullen went on to say. "It doesn't get better than this because every beautiful girl in the business will want to Get Shafted Saturday night."
But hold on a cotton-pickin' minute Mr. Mullen. It does get better. One lucky winner will receive a ride with superstar Hillary Scott and VIP admission to the event compliments of SugarDVD. "I'm totally excited because I get to molest one of my fans," Hillary told us as she enjoyed a delicate, flaky pastry whilst brunching at a sundrenched Beverly Hills sidewalk cafe. Taking a sip of French-pressed coffee and demurely dabbing the corners of her mouth, she added, "I'm super jazzed!"
25 still-lucky runners-up will receive an autographed copy of Britney. Go here to sign up for the contest.
In addition to Ms. Scott, hostesses Samantha Ryan, Jasmine Byrne, Alana Evans and Mia Rose will be joined by, according to the release, "a few hundred of LA's sexiest babes."
And if that isn't reason enough to get your butt out to the secret location, this should do it: Kurt Lockwood will be there.
To RSVP for the shindig, send an E-mail to RSVP@AllMediaPlay.com and note the company you work for.
And if you've yet to pick up a copy of Britney Rears 3 or LA Vice, click your way on over to HustlerHollywood.com and do so now.
1 We apologize for the title of this post. It is a sad, sad day when this is the best we could come up with.
Not only is it called Shock Pussy, but it's a sequel.
While we have yet to develope a taste for BDSM, we're a huge fan of director Sky Blue's work behind the camera. Fans of the leather-filled genre are sure to notice her meticulous attention to detail as well as her top-notch lens work.
The girl/girl line—in stores this week—features Mistress Aradia, Carrie Ann, Roxetta and Naudia Nyce stretching themselves to their sexual limits.
And in case your wondering if we're just exaggerating, the picture features a "TENS-unit, an eggbeater, some glass toys, and Skye's collection of sex machines and neon-glowing violet wands".
Yeah, we were wondering what a TENS-unit was as well. Wikipedia's the greatest.
Yeah, yeah, yeah...the title of this post isn't very inspired, but the contest that Ninn Worx is running on conjunction with the release of Michael Ninn's Sacred Sin is.
Somewhere within the 10 panels of Sacred Sin's packaging, there's a secret code. Unlocking the code requires the location of various clues scattered amidst the release's artwork. Once they've been located and figured out, the code will reveal a question and a method of contacting Ninn Worx with the answer.
If that isn't cool enough, it gets even better. The first person to submit the correct information will have their choice of two truly amazing prizes:
Starring in a Michael Ninn movie
or
A signed Eddie Van Halen guitar
And if you think you should win both prizes, we've been assured that a reasoned, well-written plea to the kind folks over at Ninn Worx might help the cause.
In our storied HustlerWorld career, this is probably the coolest marketing idea we've encountered.
Contest rules and further details can be found here.
You'll probably want to pick up a copy of Sacred Sin ASAP. You can accomplish that by visiting Eddie Van Halen's favorite purveyor1 of online adult merchandise, HustlerHollywood.com.
1 This isn't a fact, but we'd like to think it's true.
One of New York Sexiest People Headed to New Jersey
We've always thought of New Jersey as Long Island's retarded cousin. Sure, it's fun to have at parties, but when push comes to shove, we're still ashamed of it1.
Fortunately, the Garden State will be receiving a much needed injection of smarts when Ms. Burning Angel herself, Joanna Angel, stops by Playtime to meet her fans. Since there's no Hustler Hollywood in N.J. (yet), we're not going to hold it against her.
For those of you sitting in your beds, worrying if you were ever going to see another entry into Lethal Hardcore's Anal Cumsumption series, you may now rest easy. The fifth (!) title in the series has just hit stores and we've been assured that it features, "the finest females in adult serving up fresh anal creampies and partaking in the frothy treat."
Whew! We were getting worried our anal creampies would be without froth! It just wouldn't be right.
Director Chucky Manson's skinematic opus (Editor's Note: Proud of yourself for thinking of that, ain't ya?) clocks in at just over 3 hours and boasts performances by Tiffany, Taryn Thomas, Tobi Pacific, Annette Schwarz and Laurie Vargas.
"They're all girls who love sex and who love anal, but it's the raincoaters who will enjoy it even more," said Manson.
Development hell must have frozen over because SLLAB's first feature production, Frank Castle's The New Neighbors has finally hit store shelves.
And, to mark the occasion, SLLAB is running a contest: Seven lucky winners will receive a special "New Neighbors Crew" t-shirt and a surprise package of Neighbors collectible items.
There are two ways to win one of the seven shirts awarded in this contest. Five "Keys to the Neighborhood" were placed in retail DVD cases of The New Neighbors, and each of them is a guaranteed winner of a "Booby Nun" t-shirt and other prizes. Additionally, an entry form is available on SLLABWurks.com, no purchase is necessary to enter the drawing for the other two t-shirts.
Many moons ago we had the opportunity to watch while TNN was being filmed and we've been waiting for the release ever since. The production crew was top notch, as was the cast picked to perform in the movie. We're excited for the final version of the film.
A while back we made mention of Platinum Blue's casting call for a sky-diving porno epic. Not only was their casting successful, but so was the filming.
And by successful we mean no one died. We haven't seen the movie as of yet, so we're unable to comment on its merits. However, if Airgazmic follows suit with the rest of Platinum's releases, it should be more than worth your time to check out.
And what does one do to mark the occasion of no one falling to their death mid-coitus? Make like the folks are out of town and throw a party.
Hustler Contract Star Shy Love To Feature This Weekend In Los Angeles
A favorite of fans and gentlemen's clubs across the nation, Shy Love straps on her dancing shoes for a feature engagement September 7th - 9th at The Spearmint Rhino in Los Angeles.
Shy has been working diligently to create fresh fetish meets fantasy feature dance presentations to captivate your soul. Never content with the average, Love immerses herself in the crowd for a totally interactive show that teases and tantalizes fans time and time again.
"I can't wait to show my fans my new costumes and choreographed stage shows. I am certain everyone likes that I keep it fresh and change up my look for each venue," said Love
"Justin Timberlake isn't the only one bringing sexy back! One of my super lucky fans will get to join me on stage on Saturday night for my erotic water show and he or she will get wet 'n' nasty with me on stage, in front of everyone!" Shy exclaimed.
After each spellbinding stage show, Shy looks forward to seeing you up close and personal for a lascivious lap dance. Polaroids, movies, and other merchandise are available for purchase and will be personally autographed.
We don't have much use for calendars here at HWHQ. All those lines and numbers confuse us to high-heaven. And don't even get us started on leap year. 365 and a quarter days? What the shit is that? Our head hurts.
But one look at Tera Patrick's new 2007 calendar has changed our tune. Just look at that picture. Tera's one of the hottest girls in the world, but GODDAMN, she looks extraordinary here. We're tempted to buy one for every day of the week.
Evan, you are a lucky man.
Before the jump, take a moment and look at that picture again. Remember to breathe.
Platinum Blue introduces the new XwerX line by releasing Tabu Too this week. The new line will accommodate Platinum Blue's edgier lines of product.
Directed by Chuk Wow, Tabu Too, pushes adult to the edge with a mother-daughter team, an actual hermaphrodite, and what Chuk Wow calls the "World's most gorgeous transsexual."
"Our XwerX line will carry the really hardcore content like Chuk Wow's titles," said Skye Blue on Monday, "we've got quite a bit of good stuff, but wanted something that could accommodate our gonzo lines and specialty product. Tabu Too fits into that idea perfectly."
Tabu Too is shipping out this week and stars Amy Amour, Aphrodite Jones, Paloma, Chuk Wow, Emanuelle and her Mom.
For this and other Platinum Blue pictures, stroll on over to your local HustlerHollywood.com.
Booble.com—the Internet's top adult search engine and porn directory—recently announced it is converting its popular Booble fan sign program, in which adult models placed their OOs in between the big "B" and little "ble", into a full fledged contest. With the contest into full gear, the company is letting the public in on who is winning, and who is in the running.
"This has been an exciting concept that has grown a life of its own," says Booble founder and CEO Bob Smart. "After Naughty Allie's victory in July, we have a neck-and-neck race between numerous talent, and we are able to see that the girls are pushing hard to get the votes. Not only that, but studios have begun to show great interest in our contest, as we are getting more girls than we imagined."
What began on July 1 as a fun contest for both talent and fans has turned into quite a race, as Booble visitors are voting on their favorite Booble cover girl every month. Winning models will receive a cash prize of $500, and entry into an annual contest which will award $5,000 to the winning model. Monthly Winners are automatically entered in annual contest.
The contest is open to professional models over the age of 18 only—meaning: you must have a web site or cam show, or appear on a web site or cam site, or appear in at least one commercially released DVD. All models must use the fan sign provided by Booble. A winner will be selected by the users of Booble.com every month. Winning models will receive a cash prize of $500, and entry into an annual contest which will award $5,000 to the winning model. Monthly Winners are automatically entered in annual contest.
We're not very bright. That's why we work in porn.
So when the following release hit our inbox, we promptly passed out from all the big words and expressions that are foreign to us. Form SB-2 Registration Statement? Prospectus? Over-The-Counter Bulletin Board? If the words assfucking and cum-soaked don't feature prominently, we're at a total loss.
We have no clue what any of this means. We're pretty sure that Pure Play Media is attempting to go public, but we're not positive. If someone can make sense of the release (following the jump), by all means E-mail us at Info@HustlerWorld.com and help us understand.
Porn Wars—Why Wasn't This Title Used Long, Long Ago
When the following release arrived in our mailbox the other day, we were almost positive that the title Porn Wars had already been used (and on more than one occasion, no less). Turns out, we were wrong. There's about 150+ titles with the word wars and thousands with the word porn, but no one had combined the two. Frankly, we're a little disappointed. In an industry where punnery plays a large role, for this obvious title to be overlooked is inexcusable. We're looking at you Wil Rider.
Anyway, enough of our chiding. Read the release...following the jump.
Phetish Phantasy 3: Because Good Things Come In 3s
Releases from Hentai PR always reek of class and sophistication. No matter what the subject matter—cum guzzling sluts, teenage whores, Kurt Lockwood—Mr. Hentai delivers a description that we'd be proud to read at our mother's funeral.
His latest gem, following the jump.
And that mom thing was rough. Forgive us. It is Monday.
That's right kiddies. The Vivid Alt crew, including the genre's "dominant icon" (Editor's Note: PLEASE tell us they were joking when they wrote that. Please, please, please. ) Eon McKai, are launching their website and, in conjunction with Fleshbot, a contest entitled, "So You Want to Be A Porn Star?" The winner of which will, you guessed it, win a (non-performing) role in Vena Virago's upcoming production, EastSide Story. Hell, if you want to perform, they can probably do that do. Porn's flexible like that.
Anyway, in addition to comitting your brilliance to magentic tape, you will get to go out on a spumoni date with one of our favorite peformers ever, Dana DeArmond. Of spumoni, Dana said, "It rules." No Dana, you rule. You rule.
Anyway, for a look at the complete contest, check out Fleshbot. Because this is Vivid Alt, you have to be creative or some such nonsense. We tend to draw the line when entering a diorama is a valid option, but that's just us. We're sure all you artsy fartsy types will love the chance to use paste and glitter.
For years, porn enthusiasts have been grumbling to themselves, "When are we going to break the wax ceiling of Madam Tussauds iron-fisted control over the wax-likeness landscape?"
This week, the complainers finally got their wish when the Madam (we're suprised she hasn't had adult entertainers before, seeing as how she is a madam) unveiled a likeness of Jenna Jameson at her Las Vegas strip location.
Sporting the same tattoos as the real Ms. Jameson and resting on a tasteful bearskin rug, the statue treats visitors to a whispered, personal message when they tickle her right ankle.
"This is an awesome honor," Ms. Jameson said after the unveiling, "especially since I'm making history as the first personality from the adult world to have an attraction at Madame Tussauds and it is happening in Las Vegas, my hometown. I was soo excited when asked to be part of Tussuads' incredible collection and even more excited when I got to see my figure...it looks so real!"
Hustler Contract Star Shy Love Donates A Day On The Set To Charity
Hustler Video and new contract star Shy Love have donated A Day On A Hustler Set With Shy Love to The Gangbusters Theatre Company for a silent auction.
The theatre company will host an event this Saturday evening in Los Angeles. A portion of the proceeds will be donated to The National Brain Tumor Foundation in an effort to help further research for the deadly disease.
Love, a cancer survivor herself, has donated to many cancer research organizations in the past and did not hesitate to appear at this function as well as offer a great item up for the silent auction.
"Having dealt with cancer up close, I am always eager to offer any help I can to assist in raising money for the advancement of treatments and cures", said Love.
The event, which takes place this Saturday evening August 5th at 7:30 pm, will feature live music, cocktails, and silent auction. For tickets and reservations please visit www.gangbusterstheatre.com.
Fans worldwide may visit www.shylove.com for an intimate look at Hustler's premiere contract star.
Sending out an S.O.S. Sending out an S.O.S. Massage in a bottle.
Pipedream Products has come up with a truly inventive take on massage oils—naming and flavoring them after popular adult cocktails. More importantly, because they're flavored like girl drinks (think cosmos and appletinis) most guys will be at the receiving end of the massage. Because, honestly, what self-respecting man would be caught dead drinking one the fru fru beverages, let alone saying "Mmmm...this massage oil tastes just like a Screaming Orgasm"? We don't know if this was a conscious decision on Pipedream's part, but we'd like to think so.
Called "Lover's Cocktails" (which should again clue you in that it's for use by women on men), the oil unfortunately contains no alcohol. This means you're going to have to get her liquored up before she finally relents to working on the "knot" you've been complaining about.
For this and other products from Pipedream Products, stop by Huster Hollywood.
Next Monday (that's August 7th for those looking to update your appointment books), Vivid will be hosting its fifth Bike & Hot Rod Night at Harper's Sports Bar in Northridge, CA. The first four have been a smashing success and the fifth looks to be no different.
The night will include Vivid girls Stefani Morgan and Briana Banks signing pictures and DVDs, surprise visits from other Vivid girls, a wet T-shirt contest (Editor's Note: Boobies!) and contests for best bike and best hot rod.
The event is open to those 18 and over, so expect to see some girls that will make you feel like a dirty old man (or woman). Also, the fun begins at 6pm, so you might have to duck out of work early to get there. We're pretty sure if you bring your boss a signed copy of Rawhide, he or she won't be too upset.
If Joanna and her company, Burning Angel, are following the traditional narrative arc associated with trilogies, then Cum On My Tattoo 2 (Editor's Note: That's a rough one to say aloud) should involve some killer plot points and story advancement. Will the tattoos be finished or just outlines waiting to be colored in? Will Joanna find out that her tattoo artist is actually her father? Will the fellowship break up? You'll be able to find out on August 14th, when COMT2 hits shelves.
Oh wait, it's a gonzo release. There is no plot. Just lots o' sex and cumming on tattoos. In fact, if the boxcover isn't lying straight to our fucking face, there are 18 cumshots in all. That's a lot of potential children that aren't being born for your entertainment. We hope you're happy.
"COMT2 is a vast improvement on the already popular COMT," said Ms. Angel (or Mrs. Deen, depending on who you're talking to). "With BurningAngel Entertainment, we are growing at the speed of sound, making much better movies with better camera work, more scenes, more sex, and most importantly...more cum!"
The movie also features original music of the non-bum-chica-waa-waa variety.
The movie won't be out for a few weeks, so you can sate your alt-porn alt-appetite by visting alt-Hustler Hollywood and picking up the originial COMT or any of Joanna's other titles.
If you don't know who Nautica is, you've probably been living under a rock for the past few years. We actually wrote about a little scene she did with Hustler contract girl, Memphis Monroe, and Mr. Pete! (We've decided to add an exclamation point whenever his name is written) a while back. If her talents as a producer/director/owner come anywhere near her talents as a performer, audiences will be in for a treat when Nautica Thorn's All Access hits shelves in a few months.
"Having been in the industry for over 2 years I felt I had the experience to finally produce movies that I always wanted to do. My company will reflect movies I would want to see and scenes you've never seen me do."
Directing, producing, and performing, Nautica's vision for her premiere flick is a behind the scenes, reality based porn where viewers can experience how a movie is made, making them feel like they are part of the production.
All Access will give users a unique look at Nautica and her deviously dirty friends Katja Kassin, Charlie Laine, Kat, Celeste Star, Alexa Lynn, Kate Frost, Tommy Gunn, Scott Nails, Billy Glide, Jerry, and Anthony Hardwood as they are captured behind the scenes, in front of the camera, and everywhere in between.
Keep an eye out for her website, www.EnterNautica.com, set to launch this fall.
And if you just can't wait, you could always pick up one of her movies from your favorite store catering to couples looking to spice up their romantic lives, Hustler Hollywood.
Slant Eye For the White Guy. How far the Civil Rights movement has come. We understand that Kelly Madison and 413 Productions are having fun with this title, but this is a little much. We would have preferred they'd gone with a name like Enter The Poontang or Hello, My Concubine. You'd get the message without being beaten over the head. Or, karate-chopped over the head, if we're going to extend the metaphor.
Anyway, we're sure this movie is fantastic. Read the rest of the release following the jump. Keep an eye out for awful puns.
It seems like Ms. Burning Angel is everywhere these days. Websites, magazines, movies, milk cartons...you name it, Joanna's either featured on it, writing in it, or speaking about it.
That non-stop, promotional porn push brings her to Adam Carolla's radio show tomorrow at 7 am.
7 am may seem early to some, but what else are you going to do at that hour? Feed your kids? With the childhood obesity epidemic currently sweeping the nation, those little porkers could use a morning off from their usual eight pounds of candy and chocolate milk.
Seriously, it's about a billion degrees out and publicists insist on making puns about the heat. Places in NYC have been without power for almost two weeks because of the temperature. The power in the HW Studio Apartment® went out last night because of the rising mercury. We left a puppy in our car and it died. They could at least pretend to care about our suffering. Anyway...here's the latest:
JENNA JAMESON GETS READY TO MELT YOUR WALL WITH A HOT 2007 CALENDAR
Jenna Jameson will be hanging on thousands of walls in 2007—or at least her hot new calendar will be with twelve sizzling new photos to help the months speed by.
The 2007 version of the Jenna wall calendar goes on sale in mid-August and if past years are repeated, it will be a must-have for collectors and fans.
Wearing a metallic barely-there bra, with her blonde hair wild and her blue eyes wide, Jameson appears to have been startled by the photographer in the cover shot of the calendar, published by Aquarius Images, leading creator of popular licensed calendars and posters.
"Pre-orders from retailers are up 50 percent over last year's calendar so we are anticipating a very strong sell-through this year," according to Linda Judy, Vice President Licensing/Business Development of Aquarius.
The calendar goes on sale at a suggested retail price of $12.99 in mid-August at selected retail outlets nationwide, including Spencer Gifts, FYE, Sam Goody, Tower Records, Borders Books & Music, Calendar Club and Newbury Comics plus other specialty retailers. "It will also be on sale at better adult stores nationwide," according to Kris Grdina, ClubJenna, Inc. vice president for merchandising. "Orders for the 2007 model are the strongest for any calendar we've offered so far."
Black Widow Talent, Now With Randy Spears and Demi Delia
Black Widow Talent is making moves. First, they signed Stormy Daniels. Now, the agency has added Randy Spears and his wife, Demi Delia, to their young roster of adult talent vying for mainstream recognition. The company is positioning itself to become the agency representing adult actors for non-adult work.
One piece of advice: Change your name.
We think what you're doing is great, but like the title of an earlier press release, people might be a little put off. No one in mainstream really wants to be reminded of an arachnid that kills its partner after mating.
"The Ebola Virus and Genital Wart String Ensemble" suffered from the same problem. Never heard of them? Our point exactly.
Have we mentioned how fond of Hillary Scott we are? Not only is she one of the best performers working today, she's also one of the funniest. You should hear her version of "The Aristocrats". Gilbert Gottfried's got nothing on Hillary.
For those of you who got that reference, thank you. We're having a rough day. Anyway, read the press release. We dare you. We double dog dare you:
In the music, television and mainstream movie business, dozens of award ceremonies dot the landscape offering a diverse selection of "best of" evenings honoring the highest achievers in a diverse selection of categories.
In the adult entertainment industry, the Temptation Awards are attempting to recreate some of the glamour regally brought forth by the annual AVN Awards as they prepare for their debut event which will be held July 29th at the Beverly Hilton Hotel.
Penny Flame To Cause Triple Digit Temperatures In Sacramento
With the current heat wave of Al Gore-like proportions sweeping the nation, citing Penny Flame as the cause might not be the best move on High Profile Media's part. That's like saying, "Pornstream Princess, Tera Patrick, to cause unrest in the Middle East with her Israeli-soldier-stealing dance moves."
But what do we know? It's easier if we just keep our head down and publish the release as we got it.
And, as evidenced by the picture at right, Penny Flame is totally smokin'.
Scaffnetti Strikes Again in Mercenary's White Mans' Revenge 2
Gonzo director Jimmy Scaffnetti follows up his inaugural title for Mercenary Pictures with the latest volume in the company's hardcore all-anal reverse-interracial series, White Mans' Revenge 2, featuring an all-star cast of XXX's best talent.
Starring Nefertiti Dior, Tina Price, Candice Von, Vanessa Blue, Arial Alexus and Naomi Baxxx, White Mans' Revenge 2, in stores now, also features an award-winning male cast that includes AVN Award winners Vince Voyuer and Erik Everhard as well as former AVN Male Foreign Performer of the Year nominee Marco Banderas.
This is perhaps one of the biggest copyright infringement lawsuits that the adult entertainment industry has seen to date. Like all legal matters these days, they'll probably settle out of court.
But $25 million dollars?
Daaaaaaaaaamn.
We don't know Movixo.com's side of the case, so we cannot realistically comment on their guilt or innocence. Instead, we'll just offer the release we received from Zero Tolerance.
The only reason we ever watched WWE was for the ladies, like Major Gunns (i.e. Tylene Buck) and Stacie Keibler. Without gorgeous ladies like these, professional wrestling seems like nothing more than sweaty dudes in tights, touching each other inappropriately. Sure, that touching often involves being thrown through a table, but it still seems a tad homoerotic to us. We're just sayin'...
Stacie Keibler danced her little heart out and signed a talent holding deal with Disney. While we can't fault her for the decision, we can't put her post-wrestling career in the same category as Tylene Buck's.
It seems like our favorite magazine agrees. Read on...
We're a little alt-hard on Eon and his alt-crew, but only because we alt-love. To celebrate the release of Rebelle Rousers, they're throwing a little alt-shindig in one of our favorite alt-watering holes...The Bigfoot Lodge.
Kimberly Kane and Lexi Bardot are gonna be there, as is the 1951 custom Chevy used in the movie, as are members of the Creeps Car Club. Need more reason to go? Howsabout free stuff? 'Cause we hear they're giving some of that away too.
The haps happen tonight between 7pm and 10pm at 3172 Los Feliz Blvd in Los Angeles, CA.
If you see us there, buy is a beer. We're poor and have a drinking problem.
Britney Rears 3 Boxcover Found to Cure Cancer, Aging
Ohmahgawwwwd. A boxcover redesign! If we were lesser men, we'd make fun of this release by saying something to the effect of:
Does All Media Play need to send out a press release for everything? Any day now, we're expecting a note in our inbox to read, "Wil Rider Uses Lavatory, Washes Hands" or "John Smith from Long Island, New York Buys Britney Rears 3, Does Not Sell on Ebay".
But we're not lesser men, so we won't say anything.
Tera Patrick Goes Uptown To Charlotte's Premier Gentlemen's Club
We were going to make a really snide comment about North Carolina being at odds with the very "style" and "sophistication" Tera Patrick will be bringing there, but we're holding off. We recently watched an episode of that awful VH1 show where her husband, Even Seinfeld, takes a shot at Sebastian Bach. We fear our sense of humor may be misinterpreted by the Biohazard member and he'll show up on our doorstep and go all Damnocracy on us.
Our mother once told us that if we don't have anything nice to say, we shouldn't say anything.
We like both Eon McKai and Octavio Winkytiki a great deal, but we're not buying into "alt" as a genre. We're going to stop right there lest we unleash a torrent of vitriolic bile.
Starring Nefertiti Dior, Naomi Banxxx, Jezabelle Sweet, Kianna Jade and Kaylani Cream, Mercenary and director Tina Tyler find more black female newbies and pairs them with the industry's most accomplished black performers, including Brian Pumper, Jean Baptiste (Editor's Note: This is perhaps the best name we've come across in the industry) and three time AVN Male Performer of the Year and Mercenary owner, Lexington Steele.
Larry Flynt to Appear on Adam Carolla's American Genius
Tune in to Free FM (97.1 in Los Angeles) tomorrow morning at 9 a.m. to hear Larry Flynt discuss Hustler Video's latest big budget production, Aphrodisiac, with former Man-Show host Adam Carolla.
We don't know what else they'll be discussing, but if they stay true-to-character their conversation will probably involve sex, women, sex with women and the 1st Amendment.
For a preview of what's in store, take a look at the "American Genius" blog.
Hustler contract star Memphis Monroe takes to the highway visiting Ohio, Kentucky and Tennessee on a summer signing road trip.
Memphis Monroe, Hustler's very own blonde bombshell will be making three HUSTLER HOLLYWOOD in-store appearances promoting her Hustler feature release Backwoods of Memphis. The sexy Southern belle is extremely excited to be visiting her home territory for the first time as a Hustler contract girl.
Memphis says of the signings, "I can't wait to do my tour next week! I'm so excited. It's my very first solo signing and I can't wait to meet my fans. It's the release of my new movie Backwoods of Memphis. I have been dying to see the finished result. The sex was incredibly hot in this one. Plus, the fans get to see how a true Southern belle gets fucked in the 'backwoods'. Also, any fans who come out and see me get a double bonus since my two magazine covers will be released at the same time, for the Hustler October issue and the Barely Legal September issue." Backwoods of Memphis is very close to Monroe's heart as she was deeply involved in the concept of the film. She explains, "Essentially it is an expression of my sexuality and my Southern roots, so it seems right to kick the project off with a signing in the south."
For additional bang for your buck during the signing: buy your copy Backwoods of Memphis and receive 50% off all other Memphis Monroe titles! Also, VCA Pictures 4-hour compilations will be only $10!!!!
COLT Slick Personal Lubricant, Now With New Display
California Exotic Novelties, the world's leading manufacturer of Adult Toys and Novelties and creator of the COLT line of Adult Novelty products, has introduced a new Point of Purchase display designed exclusively for their COLT Slick Personal Lubricant.
The COLT brand, which is synonymous with quality product (video, as well as, novelty items), enjoys a tremendous amount of consumer-loyalty. Nowhere is that loyalty more evident than with the resounding success of the water-based COLT Slick Personal Lubricant.
"Our entire COLT line has been doing extremely well," explained California Exotic Novelties' President and Founder, Susan Colvin. "The COLT Slick Personal Lubricant, however, has exceeded even our expectations. The popularity of the lubricant spawned the creation of new, individual-sized packs, as well as, the attractive and functional Point of Purchase display."
The COLT Slick Personal Lubricant Display contains 100 (.25 fl. oz./ 7.4 ml) individual packets of COLT Slick (water-based) Personal Lubricant. For additional information on the new displays—which are available now—contact your local California Exotic Novelties distributor.
For this and other California Exotic Novelties, why not take a looksie at Hustler Hollywood?
So what if Pirates of the Caribbean 2 took in over $135 million during the weekend? Disney's swashbuckling epic features neither Hillary Scott nor a time machine. And while Johnny Depth's portrayal of buckaneer Jack Sparrow is truly inspired, he can't hold a candle to John E. Depth's portrayal of the pimp-like talkshow host, Shafted.
After the jump you can view the entire, unedited release. It's full of completely real, not-made-up, 100% actual quotations from those involved in the movie's production. Like this one from Hillary Scott...
"My god, I'm having so much fun playing Britney. I forgot that so many people all over the country know about her. This is a really big feature movie series and the entire Britney character is really funny so when they asked me to do it, I jumped at the chance."
One of our favorite girls in the industry is growing up right before our eyes. Daisy (Daisy Marie?) has been tapped to appear in Jenna's American Sex Star Series. In addition to attempting to land a Club Jenna contract, our favorite Mexican be making her feature dancing debut at the end of this month.
You know that scene in Father of the Bride when Steve Martin's character looks at his about-to-be-wed daughter and sees her as the little girl she used to be? There's a parallel in this somewhere, we just can't seem to put our finger on it, though.
Jenna's American Sex Star premiers Friday, July 7th and Daisy will compete for a coveted Club Jenna contract on episode 2 which airs July 14th. At the end of the show you may cast your votes on-line at www.americansexstar.com to ensure this chica bonita makes it to the finals. The winner will be announced live on something called Playboy TV, July 28th.
Lockwood Joins the "A" Team for Sex Z Pictures' LA Vice
In keeping with last week's theme of dudes getting banged by girls with a strap-on, we present to you the following release about LA Vice, a new film starring the industry's favorite in-joke, Kurt Lockwood.
We hear that Mr. Lockwood takes his anal violation quite seriously, so we'll hold off on insulting him for now. Instead, we'll offer congratulations to Sex Z Pictures for promoting healthy, totally straight, sexual experimentation.
You can read the full release (Editor's Note: How have you not made a "full release" joke yet?) after the jump.
If we could, we'd shake Will Rider's hand and congratulate him on a job well done. But since that combine accident earlier this week robbed us of our ability to do so, we'll have to post this press release as small consolation:
In today's highly competitive arena of adult DVD sales, it's quite an accomplishment when a movie breaks into the top of the sales charts. Even more impressive is when a movie director whose name is not Jules Jordan enjoys back to back consecutive hit titles.
Such is the case for fast rising director Will Rider as he enjoys his second consecutive smash hit near the top of the AVN sales charts with Hustler's Barely Legal School Girls which sits in the # 5 position this week. Barely Legal School Girls follows closely on the heals of the mega smash hit movie Britney Rears 2 which peaked at #2 a few weeks ago making it one of the biggest selling movies of 2006. With his latest hit, Rider is enjoying back to back chart topping hits as a sophomore director and cementing himself as a "go to" hit maker.
"Hey, this is great and I couldn't be happier especially during this summer season with having some big smash hits. I try to have fun with every movie I direct and porn lovers of America seem to really enjoy this type of approach," Rider stated during a lunch at a Melrose eatery.
Known mostly for his humorous slant on younger girl sex, Rider is getting noticed across the board. "Will Rider is becoming a new prince of the young and fun stuff," stated Drew Rosenfeld creative director of Hustler Video. "His movies are always among our biggest selling titles and we have great hopes for the third installment of the Britney Rears feature franchise. This guy just pays attention to every single detail, gets really cute girls and has a ton of fun making movies."
In fact Britney Rears 3, due out on August 22nd seems poised to be Will Rider's biggest hit yet as the ever popular Hillary Scott wears the Britney Rears crown in what is rumored to be a spectacular movie of sights and sounds. With a flashback time machine journey, the disco themed Britney Rears 3: Britney Gets Shafted promises to be late summer's breakthrough hit.
"Oh man, Britney Rears 3 is going to be a really fun movie that will be a lot of fun for everybody plus, I know the sex is the best I have ever shot. Hillary Scott is making a wonderful transition from gonzo princess to big time superstar," Rider rejoiced.
With current back to back hit movies, another mega-smash hit title on the way, the sky's the limit for Will Rider in his quest to direct and deliver fun loving porn for every man and woman on the planet. "Isn't this supposed to be fun?" Rider said while working on his latest movie starring Latina beauty Jasmine Byrne which pokes some new fun at celebrity status.
Adult film star Shy Love has signed an exclusive contract with Hustler Video. The joint enterprise is intended to promote the Shy Love brand under the coveted Hustler name.
The stunning Shy Love is one of the industry's most successful female performer/director combinations, and her new Hustler contract will emphasize her expertise in both areas. There are two essential components to the Hustler/Love deal: Love will appear as an exclusive Contract Star, performing in a number of Hustler titles, and she will direct her own line for LFP Video.
Jeff Hawkins, Senior Vice-President of LFP Video, comments, "I'm extremely excited to have a girl of Shy's caliber represent Hustler. She is a quality director, and we can't wait to work with her in all aspects."
Love's decision to sign the exclusive deal with Hustler Video was based chiefly on her prior relationship with the adult-industry giant. Shy says of the deal, "On a personal level, Hustler has been like family to me over the past three years. On a business level, working with an established company like Hustler will give me the opportunity to achieve more than I could by myself."
Love, who holds a master's degree in both accounting and taxation, is a skilled business-woman who sees the partnership with Hustler as a means of expanding her name recognition and branding, while retaining her creative power.
Creative Director Drew Rosenfeld has a more practical reason for his enthusiasm about Shy Love joining the Hustler family. He stated, "We welcome Shy Love to the Hustler Contract Girl lineup. Shy is an extremely versatile performer, and we're excited about capturing all her talents as we put together her first big project."
Love's directorial debut for LFP Video, Shy Love's Mass Destruction, will be released with much anticipation in August.
This is a pretty cool contest that's only for the ladies, so those of the fairer sex take note. Also, those with a great rack might want to pay closer attention.
After the jump, another reason why God's decision to endow women with jubblies was a prudent one. If we ever meet that guy, we're totally gonna give him some porn. He probably likes interracial.
While many have heralded the "pornstreaming" of adult entertainment with the continued success of Tera and Jenna in non-adult outlets, we're inclined to think that the following release bodes a more realistic step towards what seems to have become the brass ring for the industry. That's probably the nerdiest sentence we've written in weeks.
We mentioned this before, but Stormy really looks like Paris Hilton in the accompanying photo.
We're going to go play D&D, drink Mountain Dew and not have sex. While we do that, why not read the aforementioned release?
Black Widow's Pegging 101 an Education in Anally-Receptive Men
We don't pass judgement on anyone and their pornography predilections, but the concept of "pegging" strikes us as a tad gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Maybe our thoughts on human sexuality have become antiquated in the last 6 months. Maybe we're being close-minded. Maybe we're missing out on attaining enlightenment. We don't care. If the HW girlfriend ever mentioned trying this we'd break up with her on the spot. "Hey honey, lets try something new. I fuck YOU in the ass." The concept ranks right up there with giving ourselves cancer and having children.
Before we say something we regret and a bunch of completely and totally and unmitigatedly straight men show up outside HWHQ demanding a satisfaction we're not prepared to give them, read the release for yourself.
Porn Stars to Skydive Nude For Platinum Blue Shoot
A while back, Platinum Blue Productions announced a casting call for "sexual athletes" for a...gulp...skydiving feature. Well, they found their six reverse peristalsis-adverse performers and will be shooting next wednesday. We'd love to say we'll be joining them on the set, but the HustlerWorld life insurance policy doesn't cover getting landed on and killed by a naked skydiver. It would make for an interesting obituary, though.
We would be stopping by at least one of these events tonight, but the HW girlfriend is complaining that we don't spend enough time at home fufilling her emotional needs. Tonight, instead of watching one of the sexiest women on the planet dance, we'll be watching season two of Gilmore Girls.
Read all about it, pity us and then plan accordingly:
Good things are about to come to all who yearn for a double dose of TeraVision President and Vivid contract superstar Tera Patrick.
Appearing tonight at two locations in Los Angeles, pornstream's princess is set to meet and greet fans, pose for photos, sign autographs, and dance the night away.
Your two way foray begins at Pleasure Island located at 18426 Hawthorne Blvd. in Torrance. Tera Patrick and Nautica Thorn appear from 7pm to 10pm at the popular adult shop. Signing copies of her highly erotic TeraVision/Vivid titles including Reign of Tera, Desperate, Tera Tera Tera, Collision Course, and many more, the vivacious vixen is looking forward to meeting new fans and seeing old friends.
"I am so excited about appearing in my hometown L.A. Pleasure Island is a great store who moves tons of Teravision videos, and Nautica and I are pumped to meet our fans in the south bay in an intimate setting."
Tera's second stop of the evening takes her to The Blue Zebra located at 6872 Farmdale Avenue in North Hollywood. Celebrating the venues 5th year anniversary, Tera headlines in a one of a kind feature dance performance that will leave you nothing short of breathless. With her show-stopping style, sophistication, and sultry moves, no man or woman can resist the temptation that is Tera Patrick.
"The Blue Zebra, which is a club I have never appeared at before will be super packed, as it is the smallest venue I have ever appeared at! Whenever featuring in the valley, you never know who might show up from the industry!"
The goddess of glam, Tera Patrick invites one and all to join her for an evening you won't forget! Autographs, photos, special edition merchandise, and her highly erotic TeraVision/Vivid titles will all be available at both venues.
Tera Patrick fans worldwide can visit www.clubtera.com where you will find exclusive photo sets, upcoming appearance schedules, news, and much, much more. You can also purchase limited edition personally autographed merchandise, as well as TeraVision/Vivid DVDs.
To view exclusive, extended trailers of Tera's most recent TeraVision/Vivid features, please visit www.teratrailers.com.
Five Fresh-Faced Females Featured in Fresh Out the Box 4
Looks like someone over in Mercenary's press offices is a fan of alliteration. Well, two can play that game! Mercenary makes movies that many masturbate to. Look ma! We're alliteratin'!
Check out the release in its entirety:
Matching up today's hottest new talent with Tina Tyler's experienced direction, Mercenary Pictures releases the latest addition to its critically acclaimed new girl series, Fresh Out the Box 4, in stores now.
Clocking in at over three hours, Fresh Out the Box 4 stars Page Morgan, Arial Alexus, Nikki Grind, Belle de Leon and Ashley Brooks in some of their first adult scenes. Marco Banderas, Jean Baptiste, Jerry, Lee Bang and Mercenary owner and three-time AVN Male Performer of the Year Lexington Steele also appear in the title.
"As a former performer, I remember what it's like to be on that side of the camera," Tyler, who also directs the all-oral Iron Head and the ethnic new girl series Black Moon Risin', as well as Handyman and Blow Hardz for Mercenary subsidiary Black Viking Pictures, said. "With that background, I can empathize with them and they really need someone who knows what they're feeling to get a good scene out them. I want their experience with Mercenary to be positive and at the same time, I bring out the sexual performer in them."
Fresh Out the Box, and its all-black new girl counterpart Black Moon Risin', is just part of Mercenary's arsenal that runs across the spectrum of adult genres, from hardcore gonzo titles to ethnic ones
"Mercenary is represented in every straight adult category and we put out the best all-sex product in XXX," Steele said. "That's all I'm interested in producing and the only thing I and my other directors - Tina Tyler and Jimmy Scaffnetti - are interested in shooting. We continue to provide the adult video consumer the highest quality gonzo they can find."
Think you can find Fresh Out the Box 4 at Hustler Hollywood? You best believe it.
2 Exclusive Contests from BurningAngel and WantedList.com!
Oh-mah-gawd. Joanna Angel is throwing a secret party! And there's a contest that could send you to NYC to hang out with Joanna and her tattooed entourage.
If that isn't enough BurningingAngelcentric news to meet the recommended daily-dose of Alt-porn, fret not. Joanna's searching for the soundtrack to her next movie and needs your help. That's right, you and your 5-week-old band could be heard in the background while someone with tattoos has sex with someone else with tattoos.
Go ahead and read the release yourself. We need to take a few moments and process all of this new information:
Adult Film Star Joanna Angel and her girlfriends are planning a huge secret party in New York City to celebrate the success of their latest films from VCA Pictures and Pulse Distribution. Wantedlist.com, the leader in online adult DVD rentals, wants to send you to this party.
One lucky winner is invited to party and rock out with the Burning Angels, VIP Style! Airfare and accommodations for two nights in the city that never sleeps - included! Date & Location of this secret event - to be announced!
But there's more...
How would you like to have your song(s) featured in the soundtrack of Joanna Angel's next movie? Imagine your song blasting on the stereo while hot alt porn girls are having sex on film. Joanna Angel is looking for hot new music to feature in her upcoming adult movies. If you know how to create the right type of music for a hard-hitting alt porn movie, send it in.
In addition to exposure and of course, bragging rights, you will be compensated with cash if your song is used in a movie.
We like to start out our mornings with a strong cup a coffee and a press release from All Media Play. Nothing wakes us up faster than 250 mg of caffeine and Will Rider announcing matter-of-factly that, "Beaver Hunt is for those who love fresh, new pussy."
Lovers of rotten, old pussy? You go elsewhere. Beaver Hunt 5 isn't for you.
After the jump, read all about forest conservation and beaver consumption...
Digital Sin announced today that July 13 is the release date for the next installment in the worldwide best selling My Plaything series, featuring model turned porn star, Amy Ried.
Ried, who embodies the ultimate male fantasy with measurements of 36DD-23-35, gained immense popularity after appearing in numerous men's magazines. "It was such an honor to be chosen as a Plaything," beams Ried "I can't wait to see the final product. It's going to be awesome!"
Digital Sin's award winning My Plaything series continues to solidify its reputation as the premier interactive sex simulator with this latest addition. My Plaything Amy Ried will include several hours of interactive video, a bonus scene of a spontaneous on set coupling between Ried and superstar woodsman Eric Everhard, an in depth interview, strip teases, and the multitude of features that fans have grown to love.
Series creator/director Tyrone Shuz remarks, "Amy is gorgeous and was great to work with. This product is a must have for her fans as well as the legions of those she is about to be exposed to."
In part 478 of our continuing series of who will be signing at Erotica LA this weekend, we bring you Gina Lynn. We're not going to say anything snarky. She appeared on the Sopranos and probably knows a few people who could make is cease breathing. Instead, we offer the release for your reading pleasure:
Adult Film Star Gina Lynn will meet with fans and sign autographs at the WantedList Booth at Erotica LA, held at the Los Angeles Convention Center this weekend.
Gina will be signing on Saturday from 11:00am until 3:00pm, and then on Sunday from 12:00pm until 5:00pm. "I am excited to meet my fans in Los Angeles. This show will be a lot of fun for me, and I look forward to an exciting weekend," says Gina.
Born in Mayaguez, Puerto Rico to Puerto Rican and Italian parents, Gina Lynn made her naked debut at an amateur night at Al's Diamond Cabaret. From her first-ever layout for Cheri magazine in 1997, to her mainstream role in the film Analyze That, Gina Lynn has made waves throughout the adult and mainstream industries. Gina's mainstream appeal skyrocketed when she answered a casting call to be a "Bada Bing" girl on the HBO smash The Sopranos and as a stripper on the hit NBC show, Third Watch. Hip hop giant Eminem personally chose Gina as the main girl in his video for the chart-topper (and included on the DVD for his runaway hit 8 Mile), "Super Man," which was a huge story in the mainstream world and covered by such outlets like Entertainment Tonight.
Gina currently has a distribution deal through Exquisite for her company, Gina Lynn Productions, which kicked things off with her ongoing series, Top Notch Bitches. At the 2005 AVN Awards, Gina won gonzo DVD of the year for Gina Lynn's Darkside, which was released through Jules Jordan Video for Evil Angel.
Award-Winning Director David Lord To Direct New Bad Seed DVD Line
Judging by the picture at right, David Lord either a) rides a motorcycle, b) drives a muscle car c) is a Scientologist or d) has no body. Whichever it us, he makes great porn and we've been a fan for a while now. When this release hit our inbox this morning, we did a little dance celebrating Bad Seed DVD's signing of the AVN award-winner.
Read on our wayward sons:
Bad Seed DVD, the new gonzo production company distributed through Adam & Eve, is pleased to announce it has signed AVN award-winning director David Lord for two exclusive lines of Bad Seed titles.
Set to shoot June 19th and the 25th, these two new lines are titled, Fresh Young Things, with all-new faces, and The Naturals, featuring women with 100% natural breasts. Stars Jenna Presley, Vixen, Liv Wilder, Lexi Love and Riley Shy are scheduled for Fresh Young Things, and Amy Reid, Sativa Rose, Carly Kabb, Sara Stone and Gabriel Banks are scheduled for The Naturals.
Lord, an industry veteran since 1988, got his start with Private USA. His sales background led the way to the launch of DVDs with Generation XXX and DVD production with Wicked Pictures. After winning his first AVN award for the production of Euphoria, he started directing at Evil Angel. His AVN award-winners Vault of Whores and Tales from the Crack are still fan and media favorites today.
"I have been lucky to work with some of the best, most creative people in the adult industry," says Lord. "My goal is to take today's best performers and create the edgiest, most compelling sex scenes I can for Bad Seed."
Bad Seed Producer MAC says, "We are ecstatic to be working with David Lord. He has made a name for himself in our industry and are sure he will take us to new levels of creativity and heat."
Much like Wrigley's Spearmint Gum™ and fat women, VCA has multiplied the amount of fun their releases offer by a factor of two. How you ask? By including a free DVD with all future releases! You think we're lying, don't you? Whatever. Read the release if you don't believe us:
VCA Pictures is giving the best "bang for your buck offer" in the business! With all future new releases, VCA will be including a free bonus DVD with every title.
Most standup comedy is just plain painful to listen to. With a few exceptions—Patton Oswald, David Cross, Buckminster Fuller, amonst others— we'd rather hear the continuous tone of a heart monitor hooked up to our own mother as she takes her last breath1 than sit through a set by a so-called edgy comic.
But thank Jeebus for Vivid! A porn star-hosted comedy night is the cure for a chronic case of not-fucking-funnyitis. All they need to do now is provide us with some earplugs and we'll make our way out to the Irvine Improv next Wednesday.
Hustler Video® contract stars MEMPHIS MONROE and MYA LUANNA will be appearing live, Wednesday, June 21st (that's TONIGHT), on KSEX radio from 7:30 to 9:00pm.
The two Hustler contract beauties have been traveling the country and will be fresh off their HustlerLive appearance on Tuesday night where Mya Luanna and her Co-Honey Memphis Monroe spent some 'one-on-one' time together.
When asked if she was excited about her Hustler Live and KSEX appearances with Memphis, Mya giggled, "I am excited to kiss her and play with her!"
The girls will be appearing on the Wankus show from 7:30 - 9:00 pm on Wednesday and it should be a riot with the witty Porn Jockey pulling out all the stops, asking Mya and Memphis everything you've ever wanted know about the HUSTLER Contract Stars and taking phone calls from fans.
Memphis Monroe has some exciting, feature movie releases coming out from Hustler Video® this year and will give listeners an "inside" scoop on what they can expect from the star in her first feature, Backwoods of Memphis as well as in, Pin-Up Honeys and the exceptional Hustler Exposed. Memphis is about to begin shooting her new big budget, blockbuster, the Hustler feature Aphrodisiac which is rumored to be the largest production by Hustler Video® to date.
Mya Luanna has just completed her first feature film for Hustler Video®, Naughts Nice Girl and can't wait to share some of her tantalizing tales from the set. Mya recently wrapped filming Pin-Up Honeys 2 where she indulged in a personal fantasy, her first boy/girl/boy three-way.
Don't miss one hot summer night on the KSEX airways tomorrow!
Adult entertainment icon Jenna Jameson and her six ClubJenna Girls are headed for Los Angeles this week for the huge Erotica LA show June 23-25 at Los Angeles Convention Center.
Jenna Jameson hosts Erotica LA June 23-25.
Jameson is the official spokesperson for Erotica LA and she will be on hand throughout to sign autographs and take photos with fans. She'll also appear with show co-host guitarist Dave Navarro (Jane's Addiction, Red Hot Chili Peppers), and his Camp Freddy band during a live three-hour broadcast on Indie 103 Saturday night.
Jameson's entourage will be the ClubJenna Girls, her adult film star protégés who are making public appearances at the ClubJenna booth (#1205). They include AVN Best New Starlet of the Year McKenzie Lee, former mainstream models Sophia Rossi and Chanel St. James, Playboy American Sex Star winner Brea Bennett, plus the stunning actress and adult superstar Ashton Moore and Perfect 10s original contract star Jesse Capelli.
The ClubJenna Girls are scheduled to appear Thursday afternoon at 3:30 pm June 22 on Power 106 FM's top-rated "Goodfellas" show.
Digital Playground Releases Jesse Jane: Sexual Freak
Jesse Jane is a woman of many distinct personalities. First she was virtual. Then she was erotique1. Then she was all-American. Now, apparently, she's gone the way of Rick James and become a freak, a sexual freak. We don't know this for certain, but they'll probably be a few more incarnations of the woman who launched a thousand erections before she's through. Chemical Engineer? Horseman of the Apocolypse? Wal-Mart Greeter? Only time will tell.
But until that happens, take a look at the announcement:
Digital Playground is very excited to announce the release of Jesse Jane: Sexual Freak. Shot entirely on HD, Jesse Jane is at an all time high. Her insatiable lust and her pure power are exploited and showcased under Robby D.'s artful direction. Watch her take Tommy Gunn under her control, seduce Roxy Deville and Scott Nails simultaneously and order Erik Everhard to his knees. The power of sex is illuminated in this breath-taking Robby D. masterpiece, complete with jaw-dropping anal scenes from Marie Luv and Holly Wellin, as well as mind numbing boy / girl fuck fest between Sunny Lane and Marco Banderas. Jesse Jane: Sexual Freak will leave you tingling when it hits the streets on June 29th.
DP's exclusive contract star, Jesse Jane giggles, "This movie was all about me. I am a sexual freak. Robby D. created a backdrop and scenarios that allowed me to have total control. This movie was wonderfully fun to make and you'll see how much fun we had goofing off behind-the-scenes and in front of the camera too. It's hot." DP president, Samantha Lewis is pleased with the title, "Jesse is just unstoppable. This movie will do very well in every genre.'
Jesse Jane: Sexual Freak streets June 29th on DVD.
The video trailer for "Jesse Jane: Sexual Freak," can be viewed and downloaded higgity higgity here.
1 This is totally a made up word. We'll let it slide though—people don't jerk off to words. Unless they're really into James Joyce or some other highbrow nonsense.
We complained earlier today that the adult entertainment industry might be running out of puns. But then, the pornography Gods smiled and sent us this little biddy, chock full of 'em in the first paragraph:
When it's time to put the "hop" back in the sack or you just want to make your partner "jump" for joy, Cindy Crawford and Pipedream have a basket full of goodies for you! Cindy's new "Luv Bunny" line of titillating toys.
There's never too much of a good thing and with Cindy Crawford's Luv Bunny Strap On you'll have all the bases covered for maximum pleasure. With a dial set of multi-speeds to choose from not only does this little devil fill you with pulsating joy but the soft jelly bunny ears at the base are perfectly placed to deliver the most erotic stimulation in two areas at once! The best part about this love rocket is that it will send your partner into outer space leaving your hands free to do with as you please, but that's up to you!
When you're ready to take it to the next level of bedroom mischief then look no further than Cindy Crawford's Tongue Tickler. This pink vibrating wonder is a must have in any frisky toy collection because not only does it send pulsating waves of comfort to your most aching areas but it also rotates for an added kick that will send you and your lover into over-drive! Adjustable speeds let you control every step of the action and just when you thought it couldn't possibly get any better let the triple action of the tongue tickler take you over the edge targeting yet another erogenous zone! This luv bunny will have you seeing stars.
Love the toys but feeling lonely? Is that special someone out of town and you need a little fantasy release. Cindy's here for you and she'll never say, "No". Let Cindy Crawford's Fuck Doll fulfill your wildest desires. Made in Cindy's own personal and lustful image, explore every inch of this insatiable sex icon for yourself! Wonder no more what it's like between the sheets with one of the industries hottest sex goddesses. You'll find yourself spending more time in the bedroom and who better to share it with than Cindy!
And, true believers, guess what? You can find these and numerous other Pipedream Products from the Academy Award™ Winning Hustler Hollywood.
Sinteractive Entertainment Releases The Dominators 2
Featuring adult superstar Cherokee's debut as a director, Sinteractive Entertainment releases the second volume in its critically acclaimed ethnic females-in-control series, The Dominators.
Starring Havana Ginger, Alexis Silver, Ayana Angel, Angel Eyes, Jazmine and Sinnamon, The Dominators 2 is in stores now. Submitting to the whims of the all-ethnic female cast are L.T., Tee Reel, Sledge Hammer and John E. Depth.
"I've been wanting to direct a title like The Dominators 2 for awhile now," Cherokee said. "As a performer, I've been in over 100 videos and I've had ideas kicking around in my head that I wanted see behind a camera. When Long G, the owner of Sinteractive, told me he was interested in having me direct, I jumped at the chance and shot some of those ideas. As fans who watch The Dominators 2 will see, I'm interesting in pushing boundaries."
Long G added that Cherokee is an important addition to Sinteractive's stable of fresh directors anxious to put their ideas to digital media.
"Cherokee's work captures women using their feminine power to bend men to their will," Long G said, "which is what The Dominators is all about. In The Dominators 2, as in volume 1, the women take control of the action. For fans of hot women taking charge of even hotter sex, The Dominators 2 delivers 100 percent ethnic pussy power."
Sinteractive's upcoming releases include Phetish Phantasy 3, directed by Mandy Bright, who helmed AVN Editor's Choice Hell's Angels. The last volume of Phetish Phantasy was nominated for AVN's Best Foreign All-Sex Release award. Phetish Phantasy 3 will be released on June 27, and will star an all-European cast, including Katy Parker, Black Diamond, Barbie, Susanne Brend and Mandy Bright.
Joanna Angel, of BurningAngel.com and Cum On My Tattoo fame, will be appearing on Loveline tomorrow night to help Dr. Drew give advice to 16-year-old girls with drug problems, drag queens with identity crises and grown men who can only get hard after watching Julie Childs debone a chicken. She'll be promoting her appearances at Erotica LA, the Babes and Aces Poker Tournament, and making a surprise announcement. We're looking forward to the contrasting advice given by both individuals. Hypothetical case in point:
Question from a college coed:
I'm thinking about trying anal sex with my boyfriend. Should I?
Dr. Drew's response:
Well, it is a high risk behavior and there are all sorts of conditions that can come about as a result. If you are going to engage in anal sex, I can't emphasize enough that you wear protection, use lots of lube and stop immediately if you feel any discomfort.
Joanna Angel's response:
Do you have any tattoos? Is your boyfriend black? Are you straight-edge and/or vegan? If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, let me film it. You can be in my next movie, Joanna's Trek 3: The Search for Cock.1
Make sure you tune in to KROQ tomorrow night from 10pm to midnight for what is going to tete-a-tete for the ages. Seriously.
If someone doesn't have a "Porn On the 4th of July" party, we're going to start thinking that the pornography pun well has run dry. But until that draught occurs, at least we have something to look forward to. Unfortunately for us, the party is open to the public. But our loss is your gain. Here it is, the release you've been waiting all your life to read:
Dozens of adult industry parties take place each year but few can compare to what is about to take place as the Lights, Camera, Get Some Action! Summer Bash gets set to rock Hollywood at 10PM Friday, June 23rd at the Day After nightclub.
Pure Vanilla, the leader in anonymous online payments in association with, Adam & Eve, Sex Z Pictures, Sextoy.com and WantedList.com are teaming up to throw a party guaranteed to make this a must-be-there evening as the summer sex celebration gets underway immediately following the first night of Erotica LA.
Vicious Media Distribution has added yet another studio to its family of up and coming production clients. Eruption Films, a studio with a great deal of ambition, has signed a 1 year deal to release 2 titles per month, including a MILF line, a Blow Job line with true "Oral Cream pies" and a hand job/sex line.
Eruption Films marks the 8th addition to the list of rising stars. Vicious has also inked deals with T-Reel Entertainment, Corrupt Pictures and My Wife's Friends Productions all within the last 90 days. Vicious is also exclusively distributing films for Full Throttle Productions, Pervert on Video Productions, Vicious Studios and Assassin Pictures.
The company plans to release a total of 4 new titles this month. With the promise of 8 titles hitting the streets in September.
"There is no question that the positive energy that Vicious and our impressive collection of Studio Partners bring together is a true testament to the future success of the company," said Eric Hunter, CEO of Vicious Media Distribution, "we are dedicated to the representation of start up studios with a focus on co-branding and marketing which will undeniably result in success for all of us."
Vicious Media Distribution has added several new customers almost every week since its inception. The company has also made great initial presence in Foreign, Broadcast and online markets.
Digital Playground and the highly acclaimed and multi-awarded director, Robby D., are very proud to announce the third volume in a new line of superior hardcore adult DVDs titled, Control 3. Shot entirely on HD, Control 3 is delivered on 2 Discs, with 2 rock-hard, roaring anal scenes, 3 slippery-wet pussy fucks, 2 orgasm-inducing masturbation delights, 1 juicy blow-job featuring stringers and the lovely Naomi, lots of extra face fucking, plus an amazing bonus scene with Jenaveve Jolie.
With over 3 1/2 hours of PURE tease, Control 3 has more hot girls more slammin' sex than any other porn we've seen. A culmination of Robby D's incomparable experience, knowledge and talent, Control follows no rules and no guidelines and as a result it knows no bounds.
When we received the following press release, we were kind of saddened at how mean its tone was. Imagine if someone actually went through the trouble of writing about how ugly and clueless you were. It'd be like high school all over again. We laughed at our gullibility when we looked at the attached picture and read the rest of the E-mail. We blame the media for our shortening attention span.
After the jump, see how we could make an honest mistake.
Exotic Erotic Ball, Now With Amateur Stripper Contest and Press Conference
We're amused at the fact there's a press conference being held in conjunction with a striptease contest. We picture hard-hitting questions about missing pasties and unclean stripper poles. We also expect full media spin, McClellan-style.
The full release:
The Exotic Erotic Expo and Ball, in conjunction with Rick's Cabaret International, Inc. (NASDAQ: RICK), is proud to announce the Exotic Erotic Amateur Strip Off Contest and Press Conference, June 14, 2006, from 5:00 p.m. to 6:30 p.m., at Rick's Cabaret, New York City's most upscale adult nightclub (50 West 33rd Street, between Fifth Avenue and Broadway, New York City). Male and female participants who complete a 60-second "street-clothing-to-underwear" improv bump-and-grind striptease will win two All Access Exotic Erotic Ball VIP Passes (a retail value of $250.00). In addition, anyone attending dressed in costume, lingerie or pajamas will receive two free tickets to the Exotic Erotic Expo, June 16 from 2 p.m. to 10 p.m. and June 17, from 2 p.m. to 6 p.m. Admission to Rick's Cabaret is free from 5:00 p.m. to 6:30 p.m.
Members of the press are formally invited to cover the event at Rick's Cabaret. Perry Mann, the founder of the Exotic Erotic Expo and Ball, with performers, celebrities, adult actresses and moguls, and other Exotic Erotic Ball personalities will be on hand to answer questions and confirm press credentials for the Exotic Erotic Expo and Ball.
The Exotic Erotic Expo and Ball, the internationally acclaimed Celebration of Flesh, Fetish, and Freedom, and—according to E! Entertainment TV—"The World's Wildest and Sexiest Party," comes to New York City's Pier94NY on June 16 and 17, 2006, and is sponsored by Rick's Cabaret.
The Ball itself, which has been titillating San Francisco audiences with stimulating festivities for 26-years, will be held on Saturday Night, June 17, 9:00 p.m. to 3:00 a.m. The Ball will features musical guests Thomas Dolby, George Clinton, Mötley Crüe's Tommy Lee with DJ Aero and King Norris, featuring Fred Norris from the Howard Stern Show. In addition, world-renowned adult actresses Tera Patrick, Carmen Luvana, Taylor Wane, Flower Tucci, Sunny Lane, and Violet Blue will also be making stage appearances, performing, and signing autographs.
Exotic Erotic Ball, Now With Carmen Luvana and Taryn Thomas
Adam & Eve Exclusive Contract Star Carmen Luvana and top adult film actress Taryn Thomas will be signing at the First Annual New York City Exotic Erotic Ball & Expo this weekend, June 16th and 17th.
Both stars will be signing at the Genesis magazine booth, promoting Adam & Eve titles they have appeared in. The landmark event, to be held at Pier 94 on Manhattan's West Side on June 16th and 17th will feature a plethora of the adult industry's biggest names and the latest in adult novelties and news.
Luvana, fresh from shooting the soon-to-be-released Adam & Eve Pictures' titles Tailgunners and O: The Power of Submission, is excited to return to her New York roots. "I grew up here," she says, with her Brooklyn/Puerto Rican accent. "New York is my second home!"
Thomas agrees. "Being a New Jersey girl, I am excited to be a part of a new fresh event on the east coast. I really hope the show goes well, so that this could evolve into something more...and I could come back year after year and be with the fans that don't get out west too much."
"Adult film fans in the New York area are going to be treated to an event unlike any other they have ever been witness to," said Dan Davis, Editor-in-Chief of Genesis. "Carmen and Taryn are amazing stars, and I can't wait to have them at our booth with all the amazing girls present."
Carmen and Taryn are also scheduled to appear on The Howard Stern Show Thursday, June 15, as well as other media appearances.
VCA Pictures has uncovered files belonging to preeminent director Jim Holliday detailing his plans for future and unfinished projects. VCA is devoted to bringing Holliday's movies to life paying special attention and homage to his biggest themes and penchant for filming hot sex. VCA Pictures' first Holliday release will be an interpretation of the classic Eye Candy. This two disk set will include Jim Holliday's full-length original classic Eye Candy never before released on DVD.
After the passing of Jim Holliday, VCA had access to his former office which was laden with his archives, boxes of files, his computer records and photos. The bounty lay in storage for awhile until, on a reconnaissance mission, Wit Maverick stumbled upon a gold mine.
Said Maverick, "Some of Jim's files were clearly distinguished for future projects that he was unable to get to. The treasure trove included many handwritten notes on whatever he could find when an idea struck—from gum wrappers to napkins to notations in margins..."
Director Jim Holliday was known for his trademark all-white outfits, the moccasins he wore, designer shades, and an out-of-control smoking habit. He was also known for inspiring many in the industry, engendering great affection for his idiosyncratic ways.
Jim Holliday's notes were the frantic scribbles and chicken scratch of a genius trying to keep up with the speed of his thoughts. Much like the math genius, John Nash, whose numeric acuteness demanded to be explored on whatever surface was handy as the idea struck. John Nash may have in fact been an idol of Holliday's, whom often said his given name was Jack Nash connoting a shared genealogy with the mathematician. It has been revealed that Jack Nash is also a self given pseudonym further deepening the mystery.
VCA Pictures intends to pick up where Holliday left off resurrecting some of his most successful lines and following through on his truncated dreams using the riches of the files and notes he left behind as a guide. To give the future Holliday films the flare and authenticity they deserve, VCA will reach out to the people who knew him best, like Wit Maverick and Bill Margold—those who knew him as well as anyone could know a recluse like Jim Holliday.
It has been said that Jim Holliday was, "The High Priest of cheerleaders, sorority babes and nurses." VCA looks forward to doing right by the late Jim Holliday and is humbled by the opportunity to carry on the torch that has been left by this great director and bring his unmade films to life.
You can pick up your very own copy of Eye Candy from everybody's favorite online retailer, Hustler Hollywood.
New York City's summer temperature will soar even higher when TeraVision President and Vivid contract superstar Tera Patrick and her bevy of beautiful starlets hit the Big Apple to do an exclusive signing at the TeraVision booth for the first-ever NYC Exotic Erotic Expo and Ball.
The heat wave hits NYC on June 16 thru 17 as the long-running adult party event debuts in NYC. It will be emceed by master magician Paul Nathan with confirmed star-studded musical performances by funk legend George Clinton, 5-time Grammy winner Thomas Dolby, King Norris featuring Fred Norris from The Howard Stern Show, and rock star Tommy Lee doing a turn as DJ with DJ Aero—the pair will mix big-ass analog bass, breakbeat and dirty electro house music. Some of the world's top burlesque and fetish artists will join the festivities, which will also include a bevy of adult film stars, fetish fashion shows, and contests with $10,000 in cash and prizes.
Over the last quarter-century, the Exotic Erotic Expo and Ball has turned from local legend to world-renowned festival celebrating human sexuality and freedom of expression. Showcasing a wide variety of all things erotic, exotic, sensual, and sexy, E! Entertainment TV says "It's the World's Wildest and Sexiest Party". Signing at the TeraVision booth for this years Expo is sex goddess Tera Patrick, TeraVision's sultry contract star Yasmin Taylor, the insatiable Nautica Thorne, the ravishing Eva Angelina, and the always irresistible Vivid contract star Lacie Heart. Fans are in for a treat when the girls hit the booth for a "face to face" you won't forget.
And as if a little personal signing time wasn't enough Expo attendees will also be able to catch Tera in a special performance at the Exotic Erotic Expo and Ball sure to send hearts racing! Tera will tease and tantalize the audience in specially made fetish couture, but will not reveal details of her performance at this time. "I don't want to spoil the show by giving away what my performance will consist of, you will just have to wait and see what special surprises I have in store for you, but I can tell you that it is guaranteed to be highly erotic and very interactive", Patrick said with a note of mischievousness.
File this under, "You've got to be fucking kidding me." We received the following release and had to do a double take. Where we're from, they still have golf courses that don't allow blacks or Jews to become members. We'd love to see the reaction on Chet VonBlueblood's face if he ever came across this on the links.
Between last week's DP and this, we've pretty much seen at all.
Commence suspension of disbelief:
You can now take Jenna Jameson on the golf course with you to unnerve your opponents as you sink that 20-footer. She's available in a "tip and strip" novelty Jenna Jameson Putter from Colorado Sand Dollar LLC of Denver and its Blueball Sports division.
"I always thought putting was the best part of my game, and now I can help everyone else to master the short stroke," says Jameson, who declines to reveal her handicap.
At $69.95, the JJPutter looks and handles like an ordinary putter, but as you remove it from your golf bag and flip it over to hit the ball, a two-dimensional, topless image of the adult mega star begins to reveal itself. The putters are available for pre-sale now exclusively through www.JJPutter.com and will ship on June 30th. They will be available at selected retail outlets later.
Working on the same gravity-feed principle as the "tip and strip" ballpoint pen a black curtain floats up underneath the grip when you hold the putter with the club head down. When you tip it back up to replace it in your golf bag, the screen slides back into place. The putter conforms to PGA Tour specifications, although the grip is a bit wider than normal to accommodate the image printed inside the transparent shaft.
"If I was a great writer or reporter, do you think I'd be writing primarily on porn? No way. I'm only here because I'm not good enough (as yet) to make it anywhere else." —Luke Ford (at least he knows he's a no talent hack)
Like everyone in the adult entertainment industry, we read LukeIsBack on an almost daily basis. When he writes something attacking the industry, it doesn't really bother us. While we find his intentions in doing so a confused, muddled mess of hypocrisy, self-loathing and arrogance, he's pretty harmless. But then he's gotta go and say something like this:
"Nobody who could be shooting or writing for Vanity Fair magazine or Hollywood is making porn or writing about porn. Porn is a refuge for the lazy, for people who don't want to push themselves to do something noble."
First off, the structure of the first sentence is wrong. It should read:
"Nobody who could be writing for Vanity Fair or shooting for Hollywood is writing about porn or making porn."
Notice how the verbs correspond to their respective nouns? You think the writing skills of someone as prolific as Luke would actually improve over time. We sincerely hope he was being ironic when he wrote that sentence.
Secondly, saying that porn is a refuge for people who don't want to do something noble is a laughable concept given his mentioning of Vanity Fair and Hollywood. Since when has writing about Lindsay Lohan (recently featured on the cover of V.F.) become a noble pursuit? Since when did directing something like Garfield 2: A Tail of Two Kitties deem one worthy of a humanitarian award?
If he's going to make sweeping generalizations, he's got to use better examples to back up his claims.
We'll take writing about the Rose sisters over writing about the Hilton sisters any day of any week of any year. At least Ava and Mia know that they're whores—and awesome ones at that.
It's no secret the Midwest is known for hot sticky summer nights but when Shy Love invades Kansas City, Missouri on June 15-17 she's bringing new meaning to the term "record breaking" heat wave!
That's right, the searing seductive sex mega-star will be bringing 3 nights of erotic fun to the lucky boys and girls of Kansas City. This is your chance to see every heart-stopping inch of the legend you've watched on the screen for so long "live" and "in person".
If you think Shy's movies are hot, well, you ain't seen nothing yet! Following each show the sultry Shy is available for lap dances, autographs, and polaroid's. Additional merchandise will be available for purchase including full size posters, 8X10s, web site memberships, and her latest, greatest, and hottest movies!
Be sure to catch Shy on June 15-17 at:
Bazooka Showgirls
1717 Main St
Kansas City, Missouri
Come out and get a little hot and sticky with Shy Love for this limited 3-night engagement only at Bazooka Showgirls. Who knows? Maybe Shy will make some lucky boy or girl part of the act! The only way to know for sure and to get in on all the sexy fun is to be there June 15-17! For more information about Shy Love please visit her at www.shylovexxx.com.
I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!" — Juggernaut from X-Men: The Last Stand (or Pirates from Digital Playground)
Digital Playground is pleased to announce the launch of a Pirates display contest for retail stores worldwide.
To participate, retail stores must create an in-store Pirates themed display featuring Joone's Pirates. One Grand Prize winner will receive $10,000 CASH and two runners up will receive $5,000 and $2,500 respectively. Contest rules and regulations can be found here.
Company President, Samantha Lewis states, "We are still experiencing an overwhelming response to Pirates and we want to keep the buzz going. Our new R-rated version of Pirates will be hitting mainstream distribution channels on July 11, 2006 and this exposure will solicit a huge amount of BRAND NEW customers to the XXX version. I want all of our retailers o capitalize on the hype that is generating from the upcoming, theatrical release of Pirates of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest in July. Our retailers can turn a huge profit with a special Pirates themed display."
Photos of the Pirates displays can be entered online here.
Photo entries will be accepted from June 1, 2006 until July 31, 2006. All visitors to the website, entrants, friends and fans alike, can vote for their favorite display. Digital Playground will accept one vote for each unique email address. The grand prize and runners up will be announced August 1, 2006. To increase visibility and promotions, all participating stores will be featured on Digital Playground's highly trafficked website. Entrants will be asked to include store name and location with their display photos.
If you're one of the 4 people that don't already have a copy of Pirates, you can purchase your very own from Hustler Hollywood.
No stranger to TABOO readers, master lensman Steve Diet Goedde ranks among the elite few fetish photographers whose images belong as much to the world of fine art as that of popular culture.
Steve's charming, new, fascinating DVD, featuring galleries of his wise and witty kink portraiture, interviews with the shooter and his models and behind-the-scenes footage of the creative process goes a long way toward explaining why. Divided into nine "galleries," each featuring his iconic renderings of the best-known faces and bodies in the world of fetish modeling, the core material remains mesmerizing through repeated viewings. By capturing these exotic beauties in familiar surroundings with an air of carefully calculated casualness, he brings them from the realm of frozen fantasy into the vibrant world of the contemporary bohemian demimonde.
In moods pensive, playful and candidly sexual, he makes them rea while preserving the essential mystery of their perverse sensuality.
But the most revealing and entertaining features of this omnibus anthology are the live-action sequences. The models talk about the artist, why they enjoy working with him so much and how he brings out what they like best in themselves. Goedde, with disarming candor and modesty, owns his obsessions (beginning with an early fascination for women in high heels), reveals his methods (shooting with simple gear and available light) and displays the clarity of vision that enables him to confidently capture the essence of a charged moment in as little as a single roll of film.
As hot viewing, a documentary glimpse into the esoteric world of fetish modeling and a fascinating tour of one artist's consciousness, this disk is a must-have for both the casually curious and the serious collector.
The movie features the lovely Dita von Teese, Aria Giovanni, FetishDiva Midori, Kumi, Emily Marilyn, the Porcelain Twins, Masumi Max, Persephone, Yvette, Yolanda and Molly.
Hillary Scott, More Important Than National Health Care and Jesus
Not only does Miss Scott have the best business card in the industry, she's got one of the best PR teams as well. To wit:
Rising starlets come and go but gonzo princess Hillary Scott seems to be well on her way to making the difficult transition from all-sex performer to full time superstar. With major movie releases coming out in September from Sex Z Pictures and X-Play/Hustler Video, Hillary is making a big impact on directors and other industry insiders with her acting chops and star quality proving that she's an actress with substance and talent.
"Hillary Scott is the shit," claimed director Will Rider. &qout;Everybody loves Hillary for her wild sexual performances, but this girl is truly becoming an excellent actor and will be a boni-fide superstar quite soon." During an editing session for the upcoming blockbuster Britney Rears 3: Britney Rears Gets Shafted, Rider's opinion of the Chicago native was solidified as he watched light up the screen and carry the movie. "Big time girl, big time talent, big time star no doubt," he continued.
In fact, the blond 23 year old actress is turning industry heads in a number of camps with her seamless ability to transition back and forth between the worlds of all-sex movies and story based sex features.
Spike TV is scheduled to air Hardcore: The Larry Flynt Story at 12:30 a.m. Eastern/Pacific Standard Time, late Tuesday night/early Wednesday morning. The documentary tells Larry's story from his formative years through the present, where he oversees the largest company in the adult entertainment industry.
Check your with local cabel operator to find out which channel is home to Spike TV.
This is quite an accomplishment for Tera and we must congratulate her. But, just so you know, HUSTLER's Holiday 2005 issue has her naked. Eat a dick, FHM.
TeraVision President and Vivid contract superstar Tera Patrick makes history as the very first adult film star to ever be featured on the cover of FHM's US edition. Available on newsstands now, the goddess of glam not only appears on the cover, but is featured in an 8 page spread and interview.
FHM is the fastest growing men's magazine in both the US and UK—and Tera Patrick was recently on the cover of the UK version, one of it's best selling issues this year. According to Sam Barclay, executive editor of FHM's US edition, the decision to put Tera on the July cover was immediate after the editors saw the arresting images of Tera photographed by Perry Hagopian. According to Barclay, Tera's July cover is one of the sexiest FHM covers ever.
Platinum Blue And Dale Dabone Heat Up Summer With Miami Maidens 6
Platinum Blue Distribution and Edge Entertainment are part of the heat wave this summer as Dale Dabone and his friends bang their way through Miami. Their latest release, Miami Maidens 6 sizzles the asphalt today.
Their sixth title, this Miami Maidens edition uses Florida's incredible location and local ladies Jillian, Eve Lawrence, Briana, Nikita, and Melissa.
Consumers are raving about the series and the talent. Julie writes on Adult Video Universe,"Usually Dave Canon is the man but this time he does business better than before and puts it down! He's no amateur!"
For this and other Platinum Blue Releases, head over to Hustler Hollywood.
Vince Neil Golf Tournaments Raise One Million Dollars for T.J. Martell Foundation
Vince Neil, lead singer of the legendary rock group Motley Crue, handed over a check for $1,000,000 to the T.J. Martell Foundation, representing what his Skylar Neil Memorial Golf Tournament has raised for the charity in it's ten year history. This year's 10th Anniversary event was held on May 5th at Lost Canyons Golf Club in Simi Valley, California, and was the most successful to date, raising over $175,000 to help fund research for cancer, leukemia, and AIDS. The tournament was created in memory of Vince's late daughter, Skylar, who passed away at the age of six from cancer.
Columbia/Sony music industry executive Tony Martell, who was instrumental in the signing of Ozzy Osbourne and Stevie Ray Vaughn, among others, founded The T. J. Martell foundation in 1975, in memory of his son, T.J., a victim of leukemia. The T. J Martell Foundation has since raised more than $200 million over 30-years to combat the world's three most deadliest diseases. The T.J. Martell Foundation remains dedicated to raising funds for the innovative initial and ongoing research into the treatments and cures of leukemia, cancer, and AIDS at the leading eight research facilities throughout the United States.
In November of 2005, Vince Neil and The T.J. Martell Foundation launched a new annual fundraiser, Vince Neil's Off The Strip Poker Tournament, which raised nearly $150,000 in its first year. Plans for the second annual Off The Strip tournament in November of 2006 are underway and details will be announced soon.
VCA Pictures Releases Benny Profane's Barbed Wire Kiss
VCA Pictures releases the pornobiography of Benny Profane, Barbed Wire Kiss. Directed by and featuring Benny Profane, Barbed Wire Kiss is Profane's personal sexual journey as told through a series of flashbacks that occur during a tarot reading. Barbed Wire Kiss features independent film styling coupled with beautiful people having amazing sex.
Barbed Wire Kiss highlights Profane's torrid sexual history as it is relayed to the stunning sorceress, Caroline Pierce. Profane remembers and recounts his passionate encounters with women as he leads the audience on a ride filled with fucking, sucking, and second chances. From his punk rock ex-wife (Veronica Jett of Kill Girl Kill), the trust fund goth (Dominica Leoni), the rockabilly Amazon (Adrianna Nicole), or the hot Alt Porn starlet (Amber Rayne), every flashback proves that Profane has always been a sucker for hot sex with dangerous women.
Larry Flynt welcomes summer by treating fans to a live, interactive sex show featuring two of HUSTLER's hottest contract girls. On Tuesday, June 20, at 5pm (PDT), HUSTLER superstars Mya Luanna and Memphis Monroe will be performing together for the first time anywhere. Tune in to HustlerLive.com, BarelyLegalLive.com or BeaverHuntLive.com to watch these two stunning ladies get to know each other intimately. Treating fans to a 3-hour sex romp, these girls will learn what their admirers desire—then give it to them in real time.
There are numerous reasons why so many fans enjoy HUSTLER's Asian Fever collection, and one of those is exotic beauty Mya Luanna. Signed to an exclusive deal this past May, Hustler contract girl Mya Luanna embodies the sophistication and sensuality fans associate with Hustler's Asian Fever talent. Catch Mya Luanna in Desperate Housewhores 3 or Asian Persuasion and we're confident you'll agree.
Mya's partner for the evening is HUSTLER's very own Southern belle, Memphis Monroe. A member of the HUSTLER family since 2005, Monroe captures the girl-next-door appeal that so many men lust after. She's incredibly sexy, yet sweet and approachable. If you haven't already, pick up a copy of Larry's Angels or Barely Legal 54 to see this hot blonde in action.
Both of these HUSTLER lovelies can’t wait to treat viewers to the hottest and sexiest action found anywhere—online or off! So save the date—June 20 at 5:00pm—and experience an event that could only be brought to you by Larry Flynt and HustlerLive.com, BarelyLegalLive.com and BeaverHuntLive.com!
A dirty little birdy just dropped this press release into my mailbox. Just thinking about this makes my stomach queazy:
Platinum Blue seeks six extreme sexual athletes for a gravity-defying feature. The casting call takes place on Tuesday, June 6 at Platinum Blue's offices in Chatsworth.
Six thrill-seekers will be chosen for a sky diving feature to be shot in the California desert the first week of July. Three girls and three guys will be chosen to tandem jump for parts of the movie. "This is the ultimate opportunity for an adult performer that is totally sport, loves what they do and would like to take their experience as a sex performer to a whole new level," says Platinum Blue owner and director of the shoot, Skye Blue.
"This isn't just for experienced jumpers. I'm looking for people that are confident, willing to try something new and willing to bring something to the table. What is really important is that each person involved is a team player and committed to helping the movie succeed," Blue adds.
If you are ready to take the jump, come down to the Platinum Blue offices, Tuesday between 11am and 2pm. "This is going to be an extremely fun and exhilarating shoot for everyone involved," Blue promises.
For a list of other Platinum Blue features (that don't involve imminent death), check out Hustler Hollywood.
Burning Angel Entertainment Releases Cum On My Tattoo
You read that title correctly. Not only is the name of the movie absolutely incredible, but the soundtrack features the music of Buckcherry. First Rancid and now these guys. We don't know how Joanna Angel does it.
Here's the release in all of its ridonkulous glory:
BurningAngel's premiere gonzo release, Cum On My Tattoo is a first in the adult world! Five scenes directed by Joanna Angel that feature hardcore anal sex, 3-way action, ATM, interracial sex and cum locales like you've never seen—not to mention tattooed girls you won't find anywhere else on the planet and beyond.
We're heading out to the valley (Editor's Note: Gross) this afternoon in preparation for tonight's HustlerLive performance. Having watched Sativa Rose and Daisy perform before, this show is going to be incredible.
Tune in to HustlerLive.com at 5PM PST to find out for yourselves. You won't be sorry.
Punk porn queen provides pithy, playful advice for the perverse and the panicked.
Joanna Angel, whose alt-rock and alt-sex sensibilities are transforming both businesses, dispensed her first column of sassy, smart sex advice in the just-released July issue of music magazine Spin. There will be a new column and sexy photo of Joanna every month.
"My goal was to write an entertaining and educational column that would teach people something new, and make them laugh out loud."
Ms. Angel, who has a degree in English literature and may be the world's only porn performer with a tattoo of writer Margaret Atwood, answers such diverse questions in her first column as how to handle a boyfriend's particularly outrageous sexual requests, working around a clitoral piercing and getting a shy lover to talk dirty.
Joanna's lengthy and lively answers from her real-life experiences are paired with briefer and more scientific advice from Dr. Belisa Vranich, a clinical psychologist and sex therapist. The July issue of Spin is now available on newsstands.
Ms. Angel has been a central figure in the booming alt.porn movement, which brings a urban, punky, naturalistic aesthetic to sex and porn, a dramatic change from the typical air-brushed and enhanced material that has dominated mainstream porn for years. Ms. Angel is the proprietress of BurningAngel.com, home to more than 100 sexy rock 'n' roll chicks who share her sensibilities about sex and play.
Ms. Angel has appeared in, co-written, directed and/or produced a series of groundbreaking punk porn features, including BurningAngel.com: The Movie,Re-Penetrator and Joanna's Angels and its sequel. In her short career, Ms. Angel already has been nominated for seven AVN awards, including Best Actress and Best New Starlet, and won an AVN Award for most outrageous sex scene.
If you take a look at the HustlerWorld hompage, you might notice a few changes. We've made it easier and more enjoyable for all of you wonderful people to read. It almost looks like a news site now, so your boss won't be upset when you're keeping up-to-date on everything going on in Larry Flynt's empire.
Let us know what you think! Send us an E-mail, write us a comment...we love both!
Vivid Girl/Grape Killer Featured in Italian Vanity Fair
The current issue of the Italian edition of Vanity Fair magazine features a sexy pictorial and in-depth interview with Vivid Girl Savanna Samson. A television program that covered the actual photo session by famed fashion photographer Andrew Eccles has already aired on Sky TV Europe.
In her Vanity Fair interview Samson reveals that from the very start her goal was to become one of the adult industry's top stars — an objective she has achieved. But in addition to her XXX life, she has also started a new wine business. She discussed the thrill of introducing her first wine, Sogno Uno (Dream One), a red blend made with Italian grapes that attracted worldwide press attention when it was introduced recently in New York City with a festive launch party. Journalists and wine aficionados seemed impressed that renowned wine critic Robert M. Parker had awarded Sogno Uno 91 points, which is considered outstanding. The wine was sold-out almost immediately.
The Vanity Fair profile also covers Samson's journey from a small town in upstate New York, where she trained to be a ballerina and even considered being a nun, to a widely successful career as a stripper at Scores in New York City. Today, she is a multiple award-winning actress who owns her own film production company in addition to her own wine company.
"I am very proud of my work in the adult industry, especially being a Vivid Girl, but producing my very own wine is something that my family can also share with me. It's just the beginning for my wine company and now I'm working on Sogno Due (Dream Two), a white wine which I'm very excited about," says Samson.
Platinum Blue CEO and President Skye Blue will be hitting the airwaves at 6-7pm today on LA's top rated afternoon show with the Goodfellas on Power 106 Radio (KPWR-FM), "Where Hip-Hop Lives".
Skye Blue has a lot to talk about this week. Her latest directorial release, Pearl Necklace is hitting the shelves this week and Naughty And Nice Reloaded is having a release party for the title tonight at the Aura Night Club in Studio City. Blue also just signed a deal with Susan Keil at Entice.TV for broadcast of Platinum Blue titles on high quality VOD network. (We would have preferred she signed to Hustler TV, but we can't win them all...yet)
The Goodfellas and veteran on-air sidekick Tito, are no stranger to video. Dj's Romeo and Dejai used to work in a video store. "I still have the uniform in my closet as if I have to go to work tomorrow," insists
DeJai.
Skye Blue was ecstatic, "I love doing radio shows and I'm stoked that Power 106 asked me to join them on the air! We've got so much going on and being on the air, getting the word out about my company and my movies.… I'm really proud of the movies we're making and the titles we have to offer, and of course many thanks to the fans showing their support. It's just awesome."
Fans can check out stills and the trailer for Skye Blue's Pearl Necklacehere.
Take a look at other Platinum Blue productions, available from Hustler Hollywood.
Because We Used to Listen to Biohazard and Tera Patrick's Stupid Hot
A question-filled press release for VH1's Supergroup landed in our inbox this morning. We know these are rhetorical, but it's Friday and we're feeling sassy so we're going to answer them anyway...
Do you like it hard?
Why, yes, yes we do. Unless we're talking about cheese. Then we prefer a nice havarti.
Do you like it loud?
Sometimes, depending on our caffeine intake. We get headaches if we haven't had enough coffee.
Can't get enough of the girls, guitars, and some of the biggest names in rock?
Can you ever really have too much Sabastian Bach? He played the lead in Phantom of the Opera for Chrissakes!
Then tune in Sunday, May 21st at 10:00 pm for the premiere of VH1's SuperGroup!
"Uncle Junior and I, we had our problems with the Business. But I never should have razzed him about eating pussy. This whole war could have been averted. Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this." — Tony Soprano
This week's episode of the award-winning HBO series, The Sopranos, featured a hot new face that adult film fans should easily recognize. The Bada Bing!, or "office" spot for the Anthony Soprano and home to New Jersey's hottest girls, loves to show off the adult film packages they receive from companies across the country. And just this weekend, Silvio Dante (a.ka. Little Steven), who works for Tony, put up his latest package, sent to him from his friends at Adam & Eve, the movie The Perfect Secretary.
HUSTLER magazine's 32nd anniversary issue hit the newsstands this week with ClubJenna Girl McKenzie Lee on the cover and the newest ClubJenna Girl, Brea Bennett, featured in an inside 10-page pictorial.
Noting that "vivacious bombshell" Lee is "on the fast track to superstardom," HUSTLER editors report on her young career and her honor as the AVN Best New Starlet award earlier this year before launching into the 14-page photo feature, including a three-page pull out poster.
The ironic patriotic theme of the pictorial shows Lee, who is a native of England, 'flashing back in time to entertain George Washington and his weary troops as they cross the icy Delaware River during the Revolutionary War."
The pictorial on Brea opens with her in a schoolgirl outfit, which she sheds progressively as the pages turn. "Starting as young as they come, Brea has only been in adult entertainment for three months, but the sparkling 18 year-old is quickly making a name for herself," says HUSTLER.
In addition to the inside spread featuring Brea Bennett, the HUSTLER issue also includes a photo by Keith Valcourt taken at the AVN Awards ceremony in Las Vegas in January that shows Jenna in a stylish pink strapless evening gown surrounded by ClubJenna Girls Ashton Moore, Chanel St. James, McKenzie Lee, Sophia Rossi and Jesse Capelli.
We almost forgot! This Sunday is Mother's Day. Remember to call the woman who spent 86 hours in labor bringing the bundle of joy that is you into this world.
And if you really want to show you care, why not get her one of these?
Continuing the theme of adult entertainment promoting positive relations with our neighbors to the south, Stormy Daniels has decided to spend the next week playing the part of goodwill ambassador. The Wicked contract star will be making appearances both above and below the Mexican/American border beginning this Saturday.
After the jump, read about her grueling weekend of fan servitude.
But, before the jump, doesn't Stormy kinda look like a Paris Hilton/Ashlee Simpson hybrid in her photo? We're not saying that's a bad thing, we're just pointing it out.
The fine folks over at "Breast Awareness Benefits Everyone"—in conjunction with AVN, Erotica LA and the FAME awards—are continuing their mission to end breast cancer by holding a poker tournament at the Hollywood Park Casino on Thursday, June 22nd. Adult starlets scheduled to appear are Stormy Daniels, Carmen Luvana, Kelly Madison and Taylor Wane.
We would have preferred this to be held at the Hustler Casino, but it's for an terrific cause. It would be kind of dickish if we didn't make mention of it.
Platinum Blue Opens the Door With Home Party Fantasies
Written and directed by Jacklyn Lick, Home Party Fantasies has been picked up by Platinum Blue distribution. The couples' piece with high production values features a first class cast, including Dee, Ashlee Renee, Violet Blue, Aria, and Jacklyn Lick herself. This is one of Aria's last hardcore titles, and a must for her fans collection!
Lick is very excited about the release. "I personally hand picked the hottest talent in the industry, and put them in the hottest situations I could think up." Follow Jacklyn into her ultimate massage at the hands of two muscular studs, experience a married couple indulging their passionate desires together. Violet Blue has a heated tryst with a box boy that turns her on and Aria takes her passions to the limit in this steamy sex fantasy.
For this and other Platinum Blue Releases, head over to Hustler Hollywood.
What better way to kick off the Memorial Day weekend than by spending 3 hours with two of adult entertainment's hottest Latina stars? On Thursday, May 25th, at 5pm (PST) Sativa Rose and Daisy will be bringing their caliente little bodies over to HustlerLive and treating fans to an exclusive live performance. Mark your calendars now because this interactive show promises to give viewers something to truly remember.
Sativa Rose is a little surprised that her star has risen so quickly. "AVN this year was the first time I realized that I have fans," she said recently. Take a look at her performances in Hustler Video's "Sex Trap", "Young Latin Girls #11" or "Barely Legal Boot Camp" and you'll understand why this all-natural brunette is gaining a hardcore following.
You've probably seen Daisy in "Barely Legal Corrupted 4" or "Young Latin Ass", but you've never seen her in anything like this! This petite, leggy Mexican is ready and willing to do whatever it takes to make sure viewers get their money's worth. Your perverted wish is her command.
Both of these caramel-skinned beauties are going to treat viewers to the hottest and sexiest action found anywhere—online or off! So save the date,—May 25 at 5:00pm—and experience an event that could only be brought to you by Larry Flynt and HustlerLive.com!
We've been a little quiet today, but with good reason. Our morning was spent setting up the News & Gossip section to allow comments.
That's right. We're caught up with the rest of the blogosphere (Editor's Note: We really hate that word.) and now readers of the site can put their two cents in. See something you like? See something you don't like? Let it be known.
Larry Flynt and HUSTLER have always stood for free speech, so we're following tradition and leaving the comments open to everyone. Just don't be jerks and make fun of our mother or something inciteful like that. We have faith that fans of adult entertainment can actually be adults.
Federal Judge Tosses Deluded Groupie's Motion to Halt Release of "Superhead"
In a motion sending shockwaves through the dumb-groupie community, Karrine Steffans' request for a temporary restraining order against Vivid was denied. When you get paid to have perform on camera, sign a release, have the nickname "Superhead" and have no evidence supporting your claim, we're pretty sure you have no legal standing in a case like this. At least Miss Head will probably sell a few more copies of her book.
Octavio Arizala and 3 other photographers will be showing their work and signing copies of their books at LA's Clair Obscur Gallery this Saturday from 7 to midnight. We're unfamiliar with the work of the other photogs noted on the invite we received (Bob Coulter, Peter Gorman and Dave Naz), but with Octavio's assurance that the evening will be a "battle of the pervs", we're pretty positive we'll like it.
If you're in Los Angeles on Saturday night and looking for a way to fool your girlfriend into thinking you give a damn about art, stop by and peak your head in at 4310 Melrose Ave.
In the interest of full disclosure: There will be an open bar.
Update: We've just been informed that Dave Naz photographs for HUSTLER's sister publications Barely Legal and Taboo. We really need to stop drinking in the morning.
Residents of the Minneapolis/St. Paul area are in for a treat this week as the femme fatale of hardcore, porn star Gia Jordan, is on her way to the twin cities for a feature dancing engagement. The multiple AVN Award nominated adult film star, who has appeared in Blender and performed in over 100 movies, will be appearing at Dreamgirls in Minneapolis from May 3rd to 6th. That's right, for the next four days and nights you'll be able to meet and interact with Gia in ways you've only dreamt about! Well, at least in the ways permissible under the laws of the great state of Minnesota and city of Minneapolis, of course!
Gia will be available for Polaroids, autographs, and will have plenty of merchandise, including her hot XXX DVDs, on hand. Don't miss your chance to meet Gia in person and see her perform live to musical selections from Social Distortion, Slipknot, Massive Attack, and more.
LFP Video Group in association with VCA Pictures taps into MySpace.com for an exclusive 30-song indie rock soundtrack to accompany their retro pinup sensation, "Atomic Vixens". The adult DVD showcases the first-ever licensed soundtrack compiled of unsigned artists discovered on the popular web destination.
We're making our way over to VS Media in Calabasas, CA to attend this evening's HustlerLive performance. We would love to say that we'll be live-blogging the event, but we're pretty sure that we won't be able to concentrate around Angie Savage and Crissy Moran.
Stay tuned. We'll be recapping the event after we regain consciousness from watching these two ladies do it.
TeraVision President and Vivid contract superstar Tera Patrick has announced the launch of her innovative, new site www.TeraTrailers.com. The site is a novel resource for anyone who wants to view exclusive extended trailers of Tera's most recent TeraVision/Vivid features available nowhere else online. Currently,trailers for the blockbuster features Appetite For Destruction, Desperate, Test Drive, Reign Of Tera, and fan favorite TERA TERA TERA are all instantly available for viewing.
"TeraTrailers.com was designed for media, distributors, and most importantly the fans", explains Patrick. "It gives each viewer the opportunity to get a real feel for Teravision's top selling movies, by making the trailers, artwork, photo galleries, and even reviews available ala many major mainstream film studios!. We are positive that TeraTrailers.com will aid both distributors and consumers alike in making educated choices about their erotic entertainment!"
The site also contains exclusive, user-intuitive production still galleries from some of her very popular TeraVision/Vivid features, new release information and the latest info on what superstar Tera's up to next, insightful reviews of TeraVision productions by magazines such as industry leader AVN, and a webstore offering fans of the enticing sexual seductress a way to purchase personally autographed photos of the beauty along with her many films available on DVD and her endorsed novelty products.
Tera Patrick fans worldwide can also visit www.ClubTera.com where they will find exclusive photo sets, upcoming appearance schedules, news, and much, much more.
Platinum Blue Kicks Up Pro-Am with "Miami Maidens 5"
Platinum Blue Distribution and Edge Entertainment are heading for sex and surf in Florida with today's release of "Miami Maidens 5".
"Miami Maidens 5" stars Miami's Floridian amateurs, such as Shauna Banks, Rachel, and Brooke, but the production values are smarter than your average Pro-Am.
Critics call the series "As accomplished, if not more so, than any professional wall to wall release," praising the sharp videography and stunning locations.
DVD extras for "Miami Maidens 5" include a not so amateur bonus scene with Nick Manning and Shy Love.
Take a look at other Platinum Blue productions, available from Hustler Hollywood.
Jules Jordan Video Join's HUSTLER TV's Exceptional Line Up
LFP Broadcasting LLC, parent company of Hustler TV, today announced a new deal with Jules Jordan Video. Under the agreement Hustler TV will have the exclusive worldwide rights to films from Jules Jordan Video for use on its PPV and VOD services. The company's films will join a broad selection of exclusive adult content featuring titles that not only dominate the adult DVD sales and rental charts but are no longer available on the other adult networks.
Sultry adult starlet Sunny Leone, a Vivid Girl and former Penthouse Pet of the Year, has signed an exclusive agreement with PPPcard.net to provide anonymous access to her sizzling website.
Leone is the first actress of South Asian descent to have starring roles in adult films. Her first Vivid film, "Sunny," was released in November 2005 and has become a bestseller.
"Sunny Leone is one of the most gorgeous adult actresses performing today and her website is sensational. We are delighted that she has joined Jenna Jameson in offering her content anonymously through PPPcard," said Greg Moss, President and CEO of PPPcard.net.
"Joanna's Angeles 2" and "Atomic Vixens" to be sold in Tower stores nationwide
When a dirty little birdie told us that Tower Music and Video was going to start carrying recently released "Joanna's Angels 2" and "Atomic Vixens", we weren't surpised. With sountracks featuring bands from MySpace, Har Mar Superstar and Rancid, the titles perfectly bridge the gap between mainstream and adult entertainment.
Just to be on the safe side (we've already been led astray once this week), we gave the president of VCA a call. "It's gratifying that VCA is expanding its universe," Peter Reynolds told us, confirming the news, "A music chain like Tower is validation that we're doing some entertaining movies. It's another example of [how we're] making cool films with good music."
According to Mr. Reynolds, the titles should be available in all Tower stores by the end of next week.
If you can't wait until next week to get your hands on the movies everyone's talking about, both "Joanna's Angels 2" and "Atomic Vixens" are available from Hustler Hollywood.
For a percentage of the population, today represents an important holiday. Those of you reveling in the celebration are probably stuck on a couch, watching South Park or listening to Pink Floyd right now, but if you put down the "water pipe" long enough to read this, take a look at HUSTLER's recent guide to smoking marijuana.
We've been busy tweaking the HustlerWorld News and Gossip section, so we've been a little remiss in our duties as your source for all things Hustler. But, if you'll notice, we now have E-mail and a section for our favorite ladies in the industry.
Hustler Video® and Van Styles Team Up For New Projects
Hustler Video® and acclaimed director Van Styles capitalize on their tremendous success, as they team for a new line, titled "A List" coming in May. This new line is "A List" all the way, pairing beautiful girls and crazy anal action including blatant hard-core ass play, DPs, multiple pop shots, extreme footage, and squirting. Hustler Video® and Styles are releasing the next installment of the award nominated "Take It Black" series with "Take It Black 4" in May, featuring Nadia Styles and Dana DeArmond in their first interracial scenes, EVER!
Styles is also positioned to round out the directorial roster for Hustler Video's new hardcore gonzo line, "Hustler Hardline". Look for Styles' extreme gonzo debut, "Pin-up Sluts", featuring Joey Hart, set to street July 11, 2006.
MTV's hit show "NEXT" is about to take speed dating to a whole new level. Upcoming episodes will feature adult film performers and exclusive LA Direct Models Cindy Crawford and Cassie Young on the popular 30 minute program.
Cindy Crawford was initially tentative about her audition is excited about appearing on the show and said, "When I first walked into MTV studios, I wasn't very optimistic that I was going to get the spot, but the casting agent let me be myself, made me feel right at home and comfortable with the fact that I was going on the show as an adult film star who is secure with who I am and what I do. I am really looking forward to filming my segment and seeing who NEXT is and who ultimately is the one who wins a second date with me."
Cassie Young's first appearance for a mainstream television show has the quintessential cutie a little nervous but ready for anything. "I am all about hot chicks and NEXT has selected five girls that will have to do their best to impress me," says Young. "I am hoping to score the hottest chick out of the bunch to take on a date. Who knows what will happen, but I am looking forward to it!"
Hipsters Rejoice! Burning Angel Takes Over Manhattan
The sequel to America's Most Important Movie®, VCA Pictures presents "Joanna's Angels 2: Alt Throttle" which will premiere on Tuesday, April 18th at Happey Valley located at 14 East 27th Street in New York City. The movie is directed by and stars Joanna Angel, alongside Kylee Kross, Dana Dearmond, Charlotte Stokely, Pinky Lee, Sabrina Sparx, Pixie Pearl James Deen, Mr.Marcus and Tommy Pistol. Joanna Angel will be signing autographs at the Virgin Megastore on 52. E. 14th. Street in New York City on Wednesday, April 19th. The Virgin Megastore signing with Joanna Angel will start at 10pm on Wednesday night.
In Joanna's Angels 2, ALT Throttle, Mr.Marcus plays the America's first black president. His daughter, played by Dana Dearmond, gets kidnapped by a preppy blond, (played by Charlotte Stokely), who threatens to keep the girl unless everything ALT is outlawed. As part of her torture, she is forced to listen to the same pop song over and over, with subliminal messages about conformity. President Marcus hires Joanna and her Angels to rescue his daughter, and save everything alternative in the country.
"The movie is a satire of everything; from politics, to heartbreak, to alternative culture... The cast of girls are all really hot. Not only are they really different looking from the average cast of porn girls, everyone is really unique in the movie and looks really different from one another. The sex is really dirty, but it's still a cute chick flick with a funny plot," says Joanna Angel. The entire film was shot right around the corner from the BurningAngel offices, in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.
Skye Blue's "Naughty" Ladies Lend Laughs to Lopez Benefit
It's a night to get your laugh on and your wallet out when the ladies of Trashmouth Production's "The Naughty Show" join comedian George Lopez on Saturday, April 22nd for a sold out benefit performance for the Laurence School at the Roosevelt Hotel.
HustlerWorld's a little late to the party on this one, but we've just been informed that April is (un)officially "International Spank Your Maid Month". With the current tumultuous state of immigrant affairs in the United States, it might be a bad time to celebrate the subjugation of our domestic factotums (Editor's note: Someone's been using a thesaurus.), but don't blame us. Blame your elected officials.
Anyway, "International Spank Your Maid Month", is meant to be a fun celebration of the S&M lifestyle, not an endorsement of domestic violence. We would never, never encourage that behavior. We like women way too much.
If you're interested in observing the monthlong celebration, HustlerHollywood has everything you'll need. French maid outfits? Check. Paddles? Check.
PPPcard is a completely anonymous way to pay for adult Internet content and other sensitive web activities. Available in denominations between $5 and $50, the cards do not require users to provide their name, credit card information or any personal details.
Greg Moss, President and CEO of PPPcard, said: "The Hustler Hollywood stores are a terrific addition to our distribution network. They represent the very best in adult entertainment merchandising and we are delighted that they have decided to launch the program for the cards. PPPcard fits well with their product mix because it solves the privacy concerns that have kept many people from accessing adult content and similarly sensitive information."
A promotional display will be mounted on the checkout counters at Hustler stores, which will also give out free gift-with-purchase that allow access for 24 hours to the PPPcard exclusive network of sites such as Hustler.com, ClubJenna.com, Cybererotica.com and other popular adult sites.
Hustler Hollywood stores carrying the cards are in Los Angeles, San Diego, Miami, Ft. Lauderdale and Nashville, plus Monroe, Ohio and Lexington, Kentucky.
The highly anticipated "Britney Rears 2" movie sequel underwent a last second make-over before being sent to stores nationwide for this week's release when an emergency decision was made to remove a graphic shot of her naked breasts from the front box cover.
The follow-up to last year's extremely popular mega-selling "Britney Rears" DVD was all set for shipping when the decision was made to switch to a box cover artwork design that didn't bare all of the beautifully famous naked Britney breasts on the front cover.
"We had 'Britney Rears 2' all ready to go with a box cover that showed the world famous Britney tits posing with nothing but a collection of press conference microphones, but a few very important retail outlets voiced concern that they wanted to make huge 'Britney' orders, but couldn't display naked breasts in their stores in a number of cities. Since most buyers felt this would be their biggest selling DVD for the next couple of months, we went with another great design that we had waiting in the wings," stated Jeff Mullen co-producer of the movie which comes out from X-Play/Hustler Video this week.
After the jump, the original, offensive, boob-bearing boxcover.
Platinum Blue is releasing Skye Blue's Forbidden Fantasies, a hardcore vignette title, tomorrow, April 12.
Directed by Skye Blue, Forbidden Fantasies stars Angel Cassidy, Jana Cova, Hailey Paige, Dani Woodward, Daisy Marie, and Naudia Nyce having co-worker sex with Nick Manning. DVD extras include Alexis Amore and Victoria Sin in a bonus girl/girl fetish scene where you can practically smell and taste the latex.
There was quite a bit of fun making the movie, and a lot of affection for the director. "All I know is any girl with blonde hair, beautiful eyes, and big boobs, is hot," Danni Woodward said of Skye Blue while flirting on the set, "She brings out the pervert in me, it's not my fault."
Directed by Skye Blue, Forbidden Fantasies stars Angel Cassidy, Jana Cova, Hailey Paige, Dani Woodward, Daisy Marie, and Naudia Nyce having co-worker sex with Nick Manning. DVD extras include Alexis Amore and Victoria Sin in a bonus girl/girl fetish scene where you can practically smell and taste the latex.
There was quite a bit of fun making the movie, and a lot of affection for the director. "All I know is any girl with blonde hair, beautiful eyes, and big boobs, is hot," Danni Woodward said of Skye Blue while flirting on the set, "She brings out the pervert in me, it's not my fault."
Sky Blue is certainly not new to directing. This hardcore vignette title is just one of many in Skye Blue's directorial catalog for her production and distribution company, Platinum Blue.
Take a look at other Platinum Blue productions, available from Hustler Hollywood.
Hilarious New Song & Radio Campaign Spearhead "BRITNEY REARS 2"
When Britney Rears burst onto the adult scene in 2005 the marketing campaign was highlighted by a music theme song that surprisingly received airplay on over 100 radio stations across the US including multiple spins on the Howard Stern radio show.
X-Play and Hustler Video® are now prepping the highly anticipated sequel, "Britney Rears 2: I Wanna Get Laid" which hits stores coast to coast April 11th. With this action packed sequel comes a brand new pop theme song which carries on the Britney music tradition of being a hilariously funny and extremely catchy.
Britney Rears is back with a highly anticipated sequel movie from Hustler Video due in stores April 11, but if you're a bit curious about what the blond celebrity starlet has been up to and are dying to see a sneak peek, this is your chance to check out her brand new theme song and wild movie trailer now at www.britneyrears.com.
"Britney Rears 2: I Wanna Get Laid" packs 10 gorgeous babes, wild sex, luxurious mansions, limos, private jets, live concerts and a pop music video where everybody gets laid in a 2 hour and 12 minute feature movie that is filled with dirty sex and celebrity bling. Her first movie in 2005 was the company's biggest seller and Britney Rears 2 seems destined to be even bigger with more fuck for the buck and amazing celebrity lifestyle footage.
VCA Pictures Presents "JOANNA'S ANGELS 2, ALT THROTTLE"
Arriving hot on the tail of our previous Joanna Angel post, news of JA2:AT just found its way into the HustlerWorld inbox. Coincidence? Most likely. We'd like to think that Joanna's watching our every move with the spy-cam she had set up when we were out of the office, but we're old enough to know better.
Directed by and starring dark beauty Joanna Angel, alongside her lucious alternative ladies Charlotte Stokely, Dana Dearmond, Kylee Kross, Sabrina Sparx, Pinky Lee and Pixie Pearl. Evil-doers succumb to these kinky angels' desires for red-hot passion in this tempting erotic sequel!
"Joanna's Angels 2" is set in the urban jungle of New York where the only thing higher then the crime rate is the ladies' appetite for sex! Crime fighting alt-porn divas Joanna Angel, Sabrina Sparx, and Kylee Kross come face to face with a true moral dilemma, feed their appetites for wild sex or save the president's daughter! Lucky for these sex-hungry vixens both apply, as they skillfully tease and please the good guys, bad guys and everyone in between. With new recruit Tommy Pistol doing all the work, these delicious babes have all the fun, finding new positions to seduce their way out of trouble in the name of goodwill. "Joanna's Angels 2, ALT Throttle" promises hot, steamy scenes fulfilling the lustful fantasies of a diverse audience.
VCA Pictures exclusive director and contract girl Joanna Angel adds her signature alternative eroticism to "Joanna's Angels 2" horny cast, pushing the depths of pleasure in a union of pure, raw enjoyment. Filmed with her notorious punk rock edge JA2:AT advances beyond the typical sex fantasy for the viewer creating a full sensory experience. "I always put my New York edge and blatant urge for wild sex at the forefront of my pictures" raves Joanna. "Joanna's Angels 2" is no exception. With kinky alt ladies Kyle Kross, Dana Dearmond and Sabrina Sparx my job was simple: convey the heat and enjoy them in the process. It was a pleasure to work with such fresh sexy women."
Following the success of "Joanna's Angels," the sequel guarantees all of the erotic, dark alternative appeal of the first with twice the scorchin' hot sex from Joanna and her angels. "Joanna's Angels 2" is 175 minutes of devilish fun with enough Boy/Girl action, Boy/Boy/Girl, Girl/Girl/Boy orgies, anal, ATM, DP, BJ's, and pop-shot facials to get your rocks off.
Look for "Joanna's Angels 2: Alt Throttle" in stores April 4.
April showers might bring May flowers, but only Larry Flynt and HUSTLER can bring you a performance by two of the most gorgeous women in the industry. On Thursday, April 27th, at 5pm (PST) Chrissy Moran and Angie Savage will be treating fans to a hardcore, toy-filled, interactive show only on HustlerLive.com. Mark your calendars now, because this event promises to be one of the hottest to date.
Chrissy Moran has been called one of the prettiest girls in the business since she began her career in 2001, and has earned her place on many industry "Top 10 Lists" for 2005. One look at her pictorials in the 2001 and 2004 Holiday issues of HUSTLER and you'll understand why she continues to be a fan favorite.
Angie Savage is the lucky lady who will be Chrissy Moran's naughty date for the evening. A relative newcomer to the business, Angie has been a HUSTLER favorite since she got her start with us a little over a year ago.
This blonde goddess has appeared in the October 2005 and March 2006 issues of HUSTLER magazine, Hustler Video's Young Girls' Fanatasies #9, and Hustler Hollywood's 2006 Spring Catalogue. Pick up a copy and see for yourself why we just can't get enough of this rock'n'roll kitten.
Both of these jaw-dropping beauties are going to treat viewers to the hottest and sexiest action found anywhere -- online or off! So save the date April 27 at 5:00pm, and experience an event that could only be brought to you by your friends at HUSTLER!
Welcome to the News & Gossip section of HustlerWorld. We'll be bringing you the latest info when it comes to what's happening at HUSTLER and making sure fans of Larry Flynt's brand of adult entertainment stay informed.
Larry's always been known for giving his fans unheard of access to the industry he helped create and the News & Gossip section is no exception.
In the coming days, weeks and months, we will be offering an unprecedented peek into what really goes on behind the closed doors and in the "valley" of pornography. Here you'll discover the latest news, movie reviews, event coverage, behind-the-scenes set reports and interviews with adult and mainstream talent found anywhere online. There's always something happening in the world of HUSTLER and we'll be there to cover it.
If you want to know what's going on at HUSTLER, HustlerWorld's News & Gossip section is the place to find out.
From politics to reality television, nothing is safe in Larry Flynts world. Our latest XXX parody pulls no punches by taking aim at everybodys favorite celebrity-seeking family, the Kardashians. This hot and hilarious send-up is available right now, only on Hustler.com.
"President-Elect Barack Obama's authoritative win in yesterday's historic election proves, if nothing else, that optimism in the United States is not dead. It was only tamped underfoot, squeezed hard beneath the weight of eight years of divisive national crisis and the steady erosion of the guarantees that made this imperfect Union an exemplar for the world.
(Beverly Hills, CA) Get out those notebooks, boys, because class is officially in session! Award-winning director Axel Braun brings you the third installment of Hustler's new MILF Trainer series. Porn star Nicki Hunter has been appointed as the next headliner of an all-star cast. There are plenty of reasons why she is a superstar, and Nicki demonstrates quite a few in this megahot DVD.
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Ever dream of modeling for a HUSTLER Magazine publication? 
(Beverly Hills, CA) For most men, an experienced vixen in the bedroom is a treat. She knows where to put her lips, her tongue and how to ride a cock until it gets off. Now Hustler Video and award-winning director Axel Braun bring you the first installment of a new series that has MILFs giving the lesson plans! The first MILF to step up to the plate is none other than porn legend Nina Hartley!
(Beverly Hills, CA) Starlight Pictures is thrilled to release Boobapalooza, to be distributed by LFP Video Group. Producer and director Arynn Star is pleased to present this 100% amateur hardcore video! Arynn's focus is to showcase the talents of all those real girls out there who've previously only fantasized about doing a porno but now find themselves "getting it on" like crazy in front of the camera.
The infamously enormous cock of John Holmes never fails to please any woman who cums its way. This film features many must-see performances with women who are lusting for the chance to experience this legend of a man. We watch as they struggle to barely get the tip of Johnny’s cock into their mouths. It is as though each girl is trying even harder to please him.
Thrust features five sensationally erotic scenes as well as two extremely intense bonus scenes, including a hardcore anal scene between Latina goddess Nina Mercedez and Raymond Balboa. The chemistry between the performers is undeniably gratifying to the viewer. "I am so excited about this movie! It is my best one yet," states Nina. "The style of the movie, along with the intensity of the sex scenes, will be an incredible experience for my fans."
Designed to provide a tantalizing experience for Asian enthusiasts, the new 
Porn superstar and self-proclaimed sex addict Sunset Thomas will appear on The Tyra Banks Show on Wednesday, January 16. The title of the show is Sex SOS: Can My Sex Problem Be Solved? Tyra has invited Dr. Drew to examine various sexual problems and discuss possible solutions.
"We anticipate that this year's show will be a great success!" says Jeff Thill, Director of Video Operations, LFP Video. "Everyone is especially looking forward to spending time with our old and new friends in the adult world and, of course, being able to meet the fans!"
The Da Vinci Load 1 + 2 is back and bigger than ever! With the new popularity of HD-DVD, Hustler is joining the technological race by putting two of its most successful titles on this exciting new format. "As high def continues its relatively seamless integration into households, we should see some interesting surges in the HD-DVD arena," says Jeff Thill, director of operations. "The format's impressive capacity naturally lends itself to multi-volume releases like The Da Vinci Load 1 + 2."
Vavoom Films will screen all potential contestants, and all who are able to make it out to Las Vegas will have the chance to meet Sunset in the final elimination. In conjunction with LFP Distribution and Vavoom Films, Olympic Garden will host the final elimination party for Sunset Thomas. The party, which will coincide with the Adult Entertainment Expo, is due to take place in Las Vegas at Olympic Garden on Thursday, January 10, 2008, from 7 p.m. to 11 p.m. Sunset will meet her potential suitors and, with the help of her industry friends, make her final decision.
A band of Aussie mates introduce their American cousin to the real Australian outback of endless tight pussies and eager mouths that love to suck cock. In a motor home of delight, the guys are treated to sensational blowjobs, ass-slamming and sweet, delicious twats. With each stop, another Aussie babe is picked up to join them on their mission for a good time! These Australian girls show their moxie in this f*ck-or-be-f*cked gonzo adventure!
LFP Internet is excited to be one of the first to offer an "in-browser" Flash experience where members will be able to jog back and forth within a video while maintaining quality streaming with little or no load times. QuickTime streaming and Windows Media streaming and downloads are also available on the BustyBeauties.com site. 
Squirts Illustrated #2 features five deliciously wet scenes, which include intense, pussy- dripping performances by Angelina Valentine, Donna Doll, Victoria Valentino, Ava Lauren and Taryn Thomas.
Directed by Will Ryder, Barely Legal Auditions provides an American Idol type experience as three judges put the eager beavers through a rigorous set of questions and sexual acts before turning them loose for an exhibition of hardcore girl-on-guy sex. 
In stores now, Entering Nautica Thorn also stars Kimberly Kane, Kelly Wells and Tyler Faith. In this five-scene screwfest, the ladies and gentlemen say little and fuck like champions. Nautica, starring in four of the five scenes, gives the viewer hardcore access into her naughty world.
In stores today, The Sopornos Volume 1, an AVN award-winning series, is a box set of the first four Mafioso-packed installments. "The great thing about The Sopornos is that Rob Spallone and James Di Gorgio really came through in adding that organized crime feel," says LFP National Sales Manager Michael Glaser. "Not only does it have great sex scenes, but the storyline makes for an all-around great show that will bring our customers hours of pleasure!"
With hundreds of beautiful porn stars, starlets and wannabees expected to walk the red carpet and mingle with adult industry directors, producers, executives, webmasters and others including mainstream celebrities, this very Brady bash promises to have people screaming Marcia, Marcia, Marcia while trying to hook up with Jan. 
The film features the sweet and innocent girls of Barely Legal getting freaky in Santa's workshop. The girls get off making sure that Santa maintains the Christmas spirit. Alexa Jordan and Aarielle Alexis show Santa that sex toys are loads more fun to play with than plain ol' regular ones.
In stores now, Hustler's Real College Girls #13 stars six energetic and hardworking sweeties who are more than happy to work their way through school. It has been over two years since Hustler released a Real College Girls movie, but Hustler has brought it back by popular demand. "This was a hugely successful line in the past and, as experts in the 'young girl' genre, we knew we had to bring this series back," says Drew Rosenfeld, Creative Director of LFP Video Group. The 13th installment stars some of the cutest, freshest coeds in California. And because their bodies are slammin', these girls have few inhibitions.
The last time HUSTLER introduced its products in Berlin publicly to the trade and the consumer was at the VENUS 2002. Hustler was represented at that time by a licensee, at this show Larry Flynt was awarded a life-achievement Award. Due to the fact that this licensee model proved to be ineffective in the following years, a 100% subsidiary was founded in Germany in the spring of this year under the name Hustler Europe.
(Beverly Hills, CA) After a 3½-year hiatus since VCA's Misty Beethoven, well-loved adult performer Sunset Thomas, star of HBO's hit series Cathouse and numerous adult films, has decided to star in her final movie and then officially retire. Sunset approached LFP, stating, "I started my career with Larry Flynt, and I wouldn't want to end it with anyone else other than Larry Flynt!"
Every other hour from 2:00 PM to midnight players at the lucky table and in the lucky seat will win $200 Fast Cash plus receive a chance to spin our cash wheel for even more cash, prizes and even a chance at a key for a brand new Audi A6 courtesy of Beverly Hills Porsche/Audi. And to make things even hotter, on Saturday September 22nd we will give away NINE ADDITIONAL KEYS to lucky players. 
A parody of the popular television show that ran from the late 1960's into the mid 1970's, Not the Bradys XXX will be showcased in beautiful counter-top displays that will stock multiple copies of the DVD directly at the point of purchase making it difficult for customers to walk out of the store without grabbing a copy. 
A southern hip-hop group with its roots firmly planted in Atlanta, Dem Franchize Boyz introduces us to some of the dirtiest ghetto girls in the business. With five nasty scenes and one freaky strip-off at The Blue Flame Gentlemen's Club, Liquid City 4 offers a little something for everyone. And the film doesn't skimp on the music. Opening with Dem Franchize Boyz's hit, "Lean Wit It, Rock Wit It," the film's hip-hop soundtrack never lets up, providing an authentic urban (and southern) feel to the entire movie. This ain't your father's porn!
The hilarious spoof of one of America's all-time favorite television families showcases the veteran performer in a role far removed from the type she normally plays. 
In stores September 25, 2007, Barely Legal #75 is a two-disc, special collector's edition that includes all the mind-blowing sex that fans expect, as well as an exclusive look into the rise of Hustler's teen cultural sensation.
Not the Bradys XXX is expected to be one of the biggest selling adult movies of the year and most certainly the best feel-good story in all of porn.
In a timely response to a current political situation where the fundamental civil rights of Americans are being contested, the film offers an eye-opening and authoritative overview of Flynt's long-standing struggles to expand the parameters of free speech and expose the hypocrisy of this country's elected leaders.
Both Canyon and Thomas are industry veterans with hundreds of films to their credit. The ceremony will take place on Thursday, July 26, at 9 p.m.. 
Mercedez collaborated with on- and offscreen partner Raymond Balboa on the story-driven feature about a hit woman who wants to get out of the business. 
"Michael Klein has been with LFP for over three years, and there is very little that is new to him," says Hustler founder Larry Flynt. "I decided to go with Michael because he is the best person for the job. I know he will excel in this position." 
Taking a page from Digital Playground's 
We don't know what type of dictionary the folks over at All Media Play are using, but it must consist solely of incorrect definitions written in crayon on construction paper. We can also imagine that AMP's Abridged Dictionary doesn't shy away from liberal amounts of "Hello Kitty" stickers and glitter. That's the only reason we can think of for the billing of this week's "Freaky Friday" porn party as a surprise. Cluing us in a full week in advance pretty much negates any feelings of unexpectedness we may have had. 
Adultcon 12 will be featured on the HD Network show, Deadline. The program was shot live at the last Adultcon in March in true high definition. Air times are 5:30 and 9 p.m. (PST), with re-airs on Saturday. 
Hey girls! Do you like lingerie? What about sexy swimsuits? Shoes? Of course you do! You're girls! Then just imagine the super-awesome good time you'll have at Hustler Hollywood Tempe's "Ladies Night". They'll be a complimentary VIP reception from 5:30pm-7pm, prize and giveaways all night long and you'll get to see the newest and hottest Hustler has to offer.
Jeff Hawkins, a 30-year veteran at LFP, Inc. and most recently Senior Vice-President of LFP Video Group, LLC is relocating to Krefeld, Germany, to become CEO of LFP's newest entity, HUSTLER EUROPE. 
Larry Flynt will be presented with the first annual Adultcon Lifetime Achievement Award this Saturday, June 9. The award honors Flynt's accomplishments in the adult industry as well as his tireless support of First Amendment rights.
In case you were unaware, as were we, the 7th anniversary is traditionally the "wool" anniversary. Some also refer to the seventh year as the "copper" anniversary as the metal is often associated with prosperity, good luck and good fortune.
Adultcon Adult Convention is set to host its first ever awards show at the Key Club tomorrow, Saturday, June 9, 2007, to celebrate and honor outstanding achievement in adult film, arts and entertainment.
One half of "porn's royal couple" (according the the LA Daily News) is scheduled to appear throughout Southern California this weekend. That's right, Evan Seinfeld's wife will be treating fans to several all-nude (that means butt-ass neked) performances over the next few days. 
Joanna Angel will be speaking at the Cybernet Expo in Tampa Bay on Friday, June 8th. Joanna will be speaking on the "Sologirl Sites and Content Production: Creation and Operation Panel" at the Expo. The Panel will take place from3:00pm to 4:15pm.
Every now and again we receive a press release so asinine that we can't help but laugh. Today's come compliments of Vivid and Savanna Sampson. We're big fans of both the company and the star (her wine is fantastic), so it's not that we are looking for an excuse to criticize. It's just hard to fathom why Vivid would promote 
America's Most Dangerous Game Show (Editor's Note: Apparently, the producers never saw Plinko being played on "The Price Is Right") has been performed live in bars and nightclubs for the last four years, featuring contestants competing against each other by withstanding increasing levels of pain in various forms, including but not limited to: electrocution, fire, asphyxiation, kicks in the balls, nipple clamps, leather whips, paddles and MUCH more.
A recent report in 
If you haven't been keeping up with your gossip by reading 
Once again, science has triumphed over nature's cruel grasp on masculinity. The FDA recently approved a contraceptive that halts a lady's monthly menstruation cycle. Manufactured by Wyeth, the drug Lybrel promises that the nation's women will not be allowed to take a break from servicing their husbands during "that time of the month". 
Over 25 adult stars will join various celebrities from television, movies and music for a night complete with a full house of fans to help raise funds in the ongoing fight to keep breasts healthy. In addition to a Texas Hold 'Em No-Limit Poker Tournament there will also be poker and blackjack tables (play for prizes), an auction, and buffet. Stars scheduled to play and appear include Tera Patrick, Stormy Daniels, Jenna Haze, Gina Lynn, Sunny Lane, b.a.b.e. spokeswoman Taylor Wane, and many more. There's a modest $250 buy-in for tournament, and $100 admission for those who just want to come to party and play for prizes.
Hustler Video presents mystery, intrigue and anal with The Da Vinci Load 2: Angels & Semen. In stores now, The Da Vinci Load 2: Angels & Semen is even more luscious and spunk-tastic than the top-selling The Da Vinci Load 1. 
If you didn't see the movie 
This question is asked of us on an almost daily basis. Whether we're at church, the supermarket or picking up our children from day care, some dude always wants to know: Hey, how can I get into the adult movie business?
In honor of masturbation month, The Center for Sex and Culture is proud to announce the Seventh Annual Masturbate-a-Thon, Saturday, May 26th in San Francisco at the 
The 2007 F.A.M.E. (Fans of Adult Media and Entertainment) Awards have released the list of finalists for their second annual fan-based awards show taking place at the Los Angeles Convention Center on Saturday, June 23, 2007 as part of Erotica LA. The "People's Choice" of the porn awards world will be hosted by adult superstars Tera Patrick and Evan Stone.
The benefit for Nicki Hunter is this tonight at Forbidden City in Hollywood, CA. If you're in the area and looking for a fun way to contribute to a worthwhile cause, you should most definitely check it out.
"XXX Hardcore and Candid! The Tape They Tried to Hide!"
Memphis Monroe, who signed her contract with us in November of 2006, has been featured in over 60 titles including The Dark Side of Memphis and Christmas in Memphis. Now fans will have the opportunity to experience the Southern beauty first hand with the meticulously crafted CyberSkin toy molded directly from the star's popular pussy.
Larry Flynt and Hustler Video® are thrilled to announce Nikki Nine as their newest contract star. Nikki is an 18-year-old newcomer who has never performed in adult films. She has signed a one-year exclusive deal with Hustler Video®. 
Theresa Flynt, known for creating the successful HUSTLER Hollywood chain, is now heading up LFP Video Group's Marketing Department. 
We were getting worried that nasty female newcomers and black studs would be segregated like they were before the Civil Rights movement. They'd be forced to drink from separate water fountains, sit in different sections of restaurants and wouldn't get the same voting rights. 
We can't believe we didn't make mention of this earlier, but All Media Play is throwing yet another one of their bordering-on-legendary, industry-only parties this Saturday. Celebrating the release of Britney Rears 3: Britney Gets Shafted and LA Vice, Jeff Mullen and the All-Media team have gotten all secretive with this event. They're withholding the location from the public until the day before.
But hold on a cotton-pickin' minute Mr. Mullen. It does get better. One lucky winner will receive a ride with superstar Hillary Scott and VIP admission to the event compliments of SugarDVD. "I'm totally excited because I get to molest one of my fans," Hillary told us as she enjoyed a delicate, flaky pastry whilst brunching at a sundrenched Beverly Hills sidewalk cafe. Taking a sip of French-pressed coffee and demurely dabbing the corners of her mouth, she added, "I'm super jazzed!"
Shock Pussy 2.
Yeah, yeah, yeah...the title of this post isn't very inspired, but the contest that Ninn Worx is running on conjunction with the release of Michael Ninn's Sacred Sin is. 
We've always thought of New Jersey as Long Island's retarded cousin. Sure, it's fun to have at parties, but when push comes to shove, we're still ashamed of it1. 
For those of you sitting in your beds, worrying if you were ever going to see another entry into Lethal Hardcore's Anal Cumsumption series, you may now rest easy. The fifth (!) title in the series has just hit stores and we've been assured that it features, "the finest females in adult serving up fresh anal creampies and partaking in the frothy treat."
Development hell must have frozen over because SLLAB's first feature production, Frank Castle's The New Neighbors has finally hit store shelves. 
A while back we made mention of Platinum Blue's 
A favorite of fans and gentlemen's clubs across the nation, Shy Love straps on her dancing shoes for a feature engagement September 7th - 9th at The Spearmint Rhino in Los Angeles.
We don't have much use for calendars here at HWHQ. All those lines and numbers confuse us to high-heaven. And don't even get us started on leap year. 365 and a quarter days? What the shit is that? Our head hurts. 
Platinum Blue introduces the new XwerX line by releasing Tabu Too this week. The new line will accommodate Platinum Blue's edgier lines of product.
We're not very bright. That's why we work in porn. 
When the following release arrived in our mailbox the other day, we were almost positive that the title Porn Wars had already been used (and on more than one occasion, no less). Turns out, we were wrong. There's about 150+ titles with the word wars and thousands with the word porn, but no one had combined the two. Frankly, we're a little disappointed. In an industry where punnery plays a large role, for this obvious title to be overlooked is inexcusable. We're looking at you Wil Rider.
Releases from 
That's right kiddies. The Vivid Alt crew, including the genre's "dominant icon" (Editor's Note: PLEASE tell us they were joking when they wrote that. Please, please, please. ) Eon McKai, are launching their 
For years, porn enthusiasts have been grumbling to themselves, "When are we going to break the wax ceiling of Madam Tussauds iron-fisted control over the wax-likeness landscape?"
Hustler Video and new contract star Shy Love have donated A Day On A Hustler Set With Shy Love to The Gangbusters Theatre Company for a silent auction.
Pipedream Products has come up with a truly inventive take on massage oils—naming and flavoring them after popular adult cocktails. More importantly, because they're flavored like girl drinks (think cosmos and appletinis) most guys will be at the receiving end of the massage. Because, honestly, what self-respecting man would be caught dead drinking one the fru fru beverages, let alone saying "Mmmm...this massage oil tastes just like a Screaming Orgasm"? We don't know if this was a conscious decision on Pipedream's part, but we'd like to think so.
Next Monday (that's August 7th for those looking to update your appointment books), Vivid will be hosting its fifth Bike & Hot Rod Night at 
If Joanna and her company, Burning Angel, are following the traditional narrative arc associated with trilogies, then Cum On My Tattoo 2 (Editor's Note: That's a rough one to say aloud) should involve some killer plot points and story advancement. Will the tattoos be finished or just outlines waiting to be colored in? Will Joanna find out that her tattoo artist is actually her father? Will the fellowship break up? You'll be able to find out on August 14th, when COMT2 hits shelves.
If you don't know who Nautica is, you've probably been living under a rock for the past few years. We actually wrote about 
Slant Eye For the White Guy. How far the Civil Rights movement has come. We understand that Kelly Madison and 413 Productions are having fun with this title, but this is a little much. We would have preferred they'd gone with a name like Enter The Poontang or Hello, My Concubine. You'd get the message without being beaten over the head. Or, karate-chopped over the head, if we're going to extend the metaphor.
DOES NO ONE UNDERSTAND HOW HOT IT IS RIGHT NOW?
Black Widow Talent is making moves. First, they signed 
Have we mentioned how fond of Hillary Scott we are? Not only is she one of the best performers working today, she's also one of the funniest. You should hear her version of "The Aristocrats". Gilbert Gottfried's got nothing on Hillary. 
With the current heat wave of Al Gore-like proportions sweeping the nation, citing Penny Flame as the cause might not be the best move on High Profile Media's part. That's like saying, "Pornstream Princess, Tera Patrick, to cause unrest in the Middle East with her Israeli-soldier-stealing dance moves." 
Gonzo director Jimmy Scaffnetti follows up his inaugural title for Mercenary Pictures with the latest volume in the company's hardcore all-anal reverse-interracial series, 
This is perhaps one of the biggest copyright infringement lawsuits that the adult entertainment industry has seen to date. Like all legal matters these days, they'll probably settle out of court.
The only reason we ever watched WWE was for the ladies, like Major Gunns (i.e. Tylene Buck) and Stacie Keibler. Without gorgeous ladies like these, professional wrestling seems like nothing more than sweaty dudes in tights, touching each other inappropriately. Sure, that touching often involves being thrown through a table, but it still seems a tad homoerotic to us. We're just sayin'...
The third time might be a charm, but with Mercenary Pictures' latest volume in its critically acclaimed ethnic new girl series, 
Tune in to Free FM (97.1 in Los Angeles) tomorrow morning at 9 a.m. to hear Larry Flynt discuss Hustler Video's latest big budget production, Aphrodisiac, with former Man-Show host Adam Carolla. 
Hustler contract star Memphis Monroe takes to the highway visiting Ohio, Kentucky and Tennessee on a summer signing road trip.
California Exotic Novelties, the world's leading manufacturer of Adult Toys and Novelties and creator of the COLT line of Adult Novelty products, has introduced a new Point of Purchase display designed exclusively for their COLT Slick Personal Lubricant.
So what if Pirates of the Caribbean 2 took in over $135 million during the weekend? Disney's swashbuckling epic features neither 
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If we could, we'd shake Will Rider's hand and congratulate him on a job well done. But since that combine accident earlier this week robbed us of our ability to do so, we'll have to post this press release as small consolation:
Adult film star Shy Love has signed an exclusive contract with Hustler Video. The joint enterprise is intended to promote the Shy Love brand under the coveted Hustler name.
This is a pretty cool contest that's only for the ladies, so those of the fairer sex take note. Also, those with a great rack might want to pay closer attention.
While many have heralded the "pornstreaming" of adult entertainment with the continued success of Tera and Jenna in non-adult outlets, we're inclined to think that the following release bodes a more realistic step towards what seems to have become the brass ring for the industry. That's probably the nerdiest sentence we've written in weeks. 
We don't pass judgement on anyone and their pornography predilections, but the concept of "pegging" strikes us as a tad gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. 
We would be stopping by at least one of these events tonight, but the HW girlfriend is complaining that we don't spend enough time at home fufilling her emotional needs. Tonight, instead of watching one of the sexiest women on the planet dance, we'll be watching season two of Gilmore Girls. 
Looks like someone over in Mercenary's press offices is a fan of alliteration. Well, two can play that game! Mercenary makes movies that many masturbate to. Look ma! We're alliteratin'! 
We like to start out our mornings with a strong cup a coffee and a press release from All Media Play. Nothing wakes us up faster than 250 mg of caffeine and Will Rider announcing matter-of-factly that, "Beaver Hunt is for those who love fresh, new pussy."
Digital Sin announced today that July 13 is the release date for the next installment in the worldwide best selling 
In part 478 of our continuing series of who will be signing at Erotica LA this weekend, we bring you Gina Lynn. We're not going to say anything snarky. She appeared on the Sopranos and probably knows a few people who could make is cease breathing. Instead, we offer the release for your reading pleasure: 
Judging by the picture at right, David Lord either a) rides a motorcycle, b) drives a muscle car c) is a Scientologist or d) has no body. Whichever it us, he makes great porn and we've been a fan for a while now. When this release hit our inbox this morning, we did a little dance celebrating Bad Seed DVD's signing of the AVN award-winner.
Much like Wrigley's Spearmint Gum™ and fat women, VCA has multiplied the amount of fun their releases offer by a factor of two. How you ask? By including a free DVD with all future releases! You think we're lying, don't you? Whatever. Read the release if you don't believe us:
Most standup comedy is just plain painful to listen to. With a few exceptions—
Hustler Video® contract stars MEMPHIS MONROE and MYA LUANNA will be appearing live, Wednesday, June 21st (that's TONIGHT), on 
Adult entertainment icon Jenna Jameson and her six ClubJenna Girls are headed for Los Angeles this week for the huge Erotica LA show June 23-25 at Los Angeles Convention Center.
Jesse Jane is a woman of many distinct personalities. First she was 
We complained 
Featuring adult superstar Cherokee's debut as a director, Sinteractive Entertainment releases the second volume in its critically acclaimed ethnic females-in-control series, The Dominators.
Vicious Media Distribution has added yet another studio to its family of up and coming production clients. Eruption Films, a studio with a great deal of ambition, has signed a 1 year deal to release 2 titles per month, including a MILF line, a Blow Job line with true "Oral Cream pies" and a hand job/sex line. 
Digital Playground and the highly acclaimed and multi-awarded director, Robby D., are very proud to announce the third volume in a new line of superior hardcore adult DVDs titled, Control 3. Shot entirely on HD, Control 3 is delivered on 2 Discs, with 2 rock-hard, roaring anal scenes, 3 slippery-wet pussy fucks, 2 orgasm-inducing masturbation delights, 1 juicy blow-job featuring stringers and the lovely Naomi, lots of extra face fucking, plus an amazing bonus scene with Jenaveve Jolie. 
When we received the following press release, we were kind of saddened at how mean its tone was. Imagine if someone actually went through the trouble of writing about how ugly and clueless you were. It'd be like high school all over again. We laughed at our gullibility when we looked at the attached picture and read the rest of the E-mail. We blame the media for our shortening attention span.
We're amused at the fact there's a press conference being held in conjunction with a striptease contest. We picture hard-hitting questions about missing pasties and unclean stripper poles. We also expect full media spin, McClellan-style.
Adam & Eve Exclusive Contract Star Carmen Luvana and top adult film actress Taryn Thomas will be signing at the First Annual New York City Exotic Erotic Ball & Expo this weekend, June 16th and 17th. 
VCA Pictures has uncovered files belonging to preeminent director Jim Holliday detailing his plans for future and unfinished projects. VCA is devoted to bringing Holliday's movies to life paying special attention and homage to his biggest themes and penchant for filming hot sex. VCA Pictures' first Holliday release will be an interpretation of the classic Eye Candy. This two disk set will include Jim Holliday's full-length original classic Eye Candy never before released on DVD.
New York City's summer temperature will soar even higher when TeraVision President and Vivid contract superstar Tera Patrick and her bevy of beautiful starlets hit the Big Apple to do an exclusive signing at the TeraVision booth for the first-ever NYC Exotic Erotic Expo and Ball. 
File this under, "You've got to be fucking kidding me." We received the following release and had to do a double take. Where we're from, they still have golf courses that don't allow blacks or Jews to become members. We'd love to see the reaction on Chet VonBlueblood's face if he ever came across this on the links.
It's no secret the Midwest is known for hot sticky summer nights but when Shy Love invades Kansas City, Missouri on June 15-17 she's bringing new meaning to the term "record breaking" heat wave! 
Digital Playground is pleased to announce the launch of a Pirates display contest for retail stores worldwide. 
No stranger to 
Rising starlets come and go but gonzo princess Hillary Scott seems to be well on her way to making the difficult transition from all-sex performer to full time superstar. With major movie releases coming out in September from Sex Z Pictures and X-Play/Hustler Video, Hillary is making a big impact on directors and other industry insiders with her acting chops and star quality proving that she's an actress with substance and talent. 
This is quite an accomplishment for Tera and we must congratulate her. But, just so you know, HUSTLER's Holiday 2005 issue has her naked. Eat a dick, FHM.
Vince Neil, lead singer of the legendary rock group Motley Crue, handed over a check for $1,000,000 to the T.J. Martell Foundation, representing what his Skylar Neil Memorial Golf Tournament has raised for the charity in it's ten year history. This year's 10th Anniversary event was held on May 5th at Lost Canyons Golf Club in Simi Valley, California, and was the most successful to date, raising over $175,000 to help fund research for cancer, leukemia, and AIDS. The tournament was created in memory of Vince's late daughter, Skylar, who passed away at the age of six from cancer. 
VCA Pictures releases the pornobiography of Benny Profane, Barbed Wire Kiss. Directed by and featuring Benny Profane, Barbed Wire Kiss is Profane's personal sexual journey as told through a series of flashbacks that occur during a tarot reading. Barbed Wire Kiss features independent film styling coupled with beautiful people having amazing sex. 
Larry Flynt welcomes summer by treating fans to a live, interactive sex show featuring two of HUSTLER's hottest contract girls. On Tuesday, June 20, at 5pm (PDT), HUSTLER superstars Mya Luanna and Memphis Monroe will be performing together for the first time anywhere. Tune in to 
Mya's partner for the evening is HUSTLER's very own Southern belle, Memphis Monroe. A member of the HUSTLER family since 2005, Monroe captures the girl-next-door appeal that so many men lust after. She's incredibly sexy, yet sweet and approachable. If you haven't already, pick up a copy of 
You read that title correctly. Not only is the name of the movie absolutely incredible, but the soundtrack features the music of 
Joanna Angel, whose alt-rock and alt-sex sensibilities are transforming both businesses, dispensed her first column of sassy, smart sex advice in the just-released July issue of music magazine Spin. There will be a new column and sexy photo of Joanna every month. 
The current issue of the Italian edition of Vanity Fair magazine features a sexy pictorial and in-depth interview with Vivid Girl Savanna Samson. A television program that covered the actual photo session by famed fashion photographer Andrew Eccles has already aired on Sky TV Europe.
Platinum Blue CEO and President Skye Blue will be hitting the airwaves at 6-7pm today on LA's top rated afternoon show with the Goodfellas on Power 106 Radio (KPWR-FM), "Where Hip-Hop Lives".
A question-filled press release for VH1's Supergroup landed in our inbox this morning. We know these are rhetorical, but it's Friday and we're feeling sassy so we're going to answer them anyway... 
This week's episode of the award-winning HBO series, The Sopranos, featured a hot new face that adult film fans should easily recognize. The Bada Bing!, or "office" spot for the Anthony Soprano and home to New Jersey's hottest girls, loves to show off the adult film packages they receive from companies across the country. And just this weekend, Silvio Dante (a.ka. Little Steven), who works for Tony, put up his latest package, sent to him from his friends at Adam & Eve, the movie The Perfect Secretary.
HUSTLER magazine's 32nd anniversary issue hit the newsstands this week with ClubJenna Girl McKenzie Lee on the cover and the newest ClubJenna Girl, Brea Bennett, featured in an inside 10-page pictorial.
The fine folks over at "Breast Awareness Benefits Everyone"—in conjunction with AVN, Erotica LA and the FAME awards—are continuing their mission to end breast cancer by holding a poker tournament at the Hollywood Park Casino on Thursday, June 22nd. Adult starlets scheduled to appear are Stormy Daniels, Carmen Luvana, Kelly Madison and Taylor Wane.
In a motion sending shockwaves through the dumb-groupie community, Karrine Steffans' request for a temporary restraining order against Vivid was denied. When you get paid to have perform on camera, sign a release, have the nickname "Superhead" and have no evidence supporting your claim, we're pretty sure you have no legal standing in a case like this. At least Miss Head will probably sell a few more copies of her book.
Residents of the Minneapolis/St. Paul area are in for a treat this week as the femme fatale of hardcore, porn star Gia Jordan, is on her way to the twin cities for a feature dancing engagement. The multiple AVN Award nominated adult film star, who has appeared in Blender and performed in over 100 movies, will be appearing at Dreamgirls in Minneapolis from May 3rd to 6th. That's right, for the next four days and nights you'll be able to meet and interact with Gia in ways you've only dreamt about! Well, at least in the ways permissible under the laws of the great state of Minnesota and city of Minneapolis, of course! 
LFP Video Group in association with VCA Pictures taps into 
TeraVision President and Vivid contract superstar Tera Patrick has announced the launch of her innovative, new site 
LFP Broadcasting LLC, parent company of Hustler TV, today announced a new deal with Jules Jordan Video. Under the agreement Hustler TV will have the exclusive worldwide rights to films from Jules Jordan Video for use on its PPV and VOD services. The company's films will join a broad selection of exclusive adult content featuring titles that not only dominate the adult DVD sales and rental charts but are no longer available on the other adult networks.
Sultry adult starlet Sunny Leone, a Vivid Girl and former Penthouse Pet of the Year, has signed an exclusive agreement with PPPcard.net to provide anonymous access to her sizzling website.
Hustler Video® and acclaimed director Van Styles capitalize on their tremendous success, as they team for a new line, titled "A List" coming in May. This new line is "A List" all the way, pairing beautiful girls and crazy anal action including blatant hard-core ass play, DPs, multiple pop shots, extreme footage, and squirting. Hustler Video® and Styles are releasing the next installment of the award nominated "Take It Black" series with "Take It Black 4" in May, featuring Nadia Styles and Dana DeArmond in their first interracial scenes, EVER! 
The sequel to America's Most Important Movie®, VCA Pictures presents "
It's a night to get your laugh on and your wallet out when the ladies of Trashmouth Production's "The Naughty Show" join comedian George Lopez on Saturday, April 22nd for a sold out benefit performance for the Laurence School at the Roosevelt Hotel.
HustlerWorld's a little late to the party on this one, but we've just been informed that April is (un)officially "International Spank Your Maid Month". With the current tumultuous state of immigrant affairs in the United States, it might be a bad time to celebrate the subjugation of our domestic factotums (Editor's note: Someone's been using a thesaurus.), but don't blame us. Blame your elected officials. 
The highly anticipated "Britney Rears 2" movie sequel underwent a last second make-over before being sent to stores nationwide for this week's release when an emergency decision was made to remove a graphic shot of her naked breasts from the front box cover.
When 
Britney Rears is back with a highly anticipated sequel movie from Hustler Video due in stores April 11, but if you're a bit curious about what the blond celebrity starlet has been up to and are dying to see a sneak peek, this is your chance to check out her brand new theme song and wild movie trailer now at 
Arriving hot on the tail of our previous Joanna Angel post, news of JA2:AT just found its way into the HustlerWorld inbox. Coincidence? Most likely. We'd like to think that Joanna's watching our every move with the spy-cam she had set up when we were out of the office, but we're old enough to know better.
April showers might bring May flowers, but only Larry Flynt and HUSTLER can bring you a performance by two of the most gorgeous women in the industry. On Thursday, April 27th, at 5pm (PST) Chrissy Moran and Angie Savage will be treating fans to a hardcore, toy-filled, interactive show only on 
This blonde goddess has appeared in the October 2005 and March 2006 issues of HUSTLER magazine, Hustler Video's 
