LARRY FLYNT'S HUSTLERWORLD

A dirty little birdy just dropped this press release into my mailbox. Just thinking about this makes my stomach queazy:

Platinum Blue seeks six extreme sexual athletes for a gravity-defying feature. The casting call takes place on Tuesday, June 6 at Platinum Blue's offices in Chatsworth.

Six thrill-seekers will be chosen for a sky diving feature to be shot in the California desert the first week of July. Three girls and three guys will be chosen to tandem jump for parts of the movie. "This is the ultimate opportunity for an adult performer that is totally sport, loves what they do and would like to take their experience as a sex performer to a whole new level," says Platinum Blue owner and director of the shoot, Skye Blue.

"This isn't just for experienced jumpers. I'm looking for people that are confident, willing to try something new and willing to bring something to the table. What is really important is that each person involved is a team player and committed to helping the movie succeed," Blue adds.

If you are ready to take the jump, come down to the Platinum Blue offices, Tuesday between 11am and 2pm. "This is going to be an extremely fun and exhilarating shoot for everyone involved," Blue promises.

For a list of other Platinum Blue features (that don't involve imminent death), check out Hustler Hollywood.

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