HustlerWorld Interview: Tera Patrick
HustlerWorld's got a rough life. Not only are we made to watch hours and hours and hours of hardcore porn on a daily basis, but we're forced to be around women like Tera Patrick. We ran into FHM's 57th sexiest woman for 2006 the other week on the set of her choose your own adventure-style feature, tentatively titled "inTERActive".
To say that this woman is good at what she does is like saying Tiger Woods is decent at golf or George W. Bush is only marginally stupid. Watching her work was a truly unique experience. During still photographs, the effortless posing she demonstrated is a skill only a seasoned performer could have. It probably helps when every side is your good side. During the movie's filming, we were struck by how easily she both recalled and delivered her lines. For the first time in our illustrious career, we weren't bored to tears by watching dialogue. Hell, she could have been reading a phone book and we would have enjoyed it.
A tight shooting schedule kept us from chatting at any length that day, but Tera was nice enough to answer some questions via E-mail.
You recently landed yourself at the #57 spot of FHM's 100 Sexiest for 2006. How does it feel to be ranked higher than Natalie Portman (or, as we like to call her, "Luke's mom")?
I'm glad I "beat her" and I'm glad I'm next to my favorite girl, Alessandra Ambrisio.
You and fellow co-hort Jenna Jameson both made strong showings on FHM's List this year. Do you think this is just further evidence that porn is slowly becoming less taboo in our culture?
Yes. Jenna and I are bringing the path to mainstream from adult. Yeah for that.
Who would win in a fight: you are Catherine Zeta Jones (#82 on FHM's List)?
Lets find out...LOL. Tell her I'm up for the challenge.
Let's talk about "inTERActive". Everyone I've spoken with about the project is really excited for the finished project. What makes this movie so special?
This is the first interactive with a story line and it gives the viewers the ultimate Tera Patrick experience.
Rumor has is that this project has been in the works for quite some time. What's taking so long?
We want[ed] to make sure we were producing the best interactive possible. It's a very complex project and it took a lot of people to make this product.
Are you excited to see the finished product? Do you watch your own movies?
Yes, I'm excited to see final product. Sometimes I watch my movies and sometimes I have to review them and I get excited watching them all over again.
Time now for another installment of "Inside the Porn Actor's Studio".
What is your favorite word?
Evan.
What is your least favorite word?
Cunt.
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Being in love, my dogs, good music.
What turns you off?
Lying, bad hygene, being cheap.
What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck.
What sound or noise do you love?
I love to hear the sound of my husband making music, Chopper barking, my credit card going through, the sound of my laugh and the sound of my bong.
What sound or noise do you hate?
Honking, people cursing, TV [when it's] too loud.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Fashion designer, forensic scientist.
What profession would you not like to do?
I'm doing it now.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Now the party has started…LOL.
