LARRY FLYNT'S HUSTLERWORLD

Brian, the wise cracking, cocktail swilling dog from Fox's hit show Family Guy, has more on his mind than your average family mutt. Over the years, Brian's been a porn director, a drug-sniffing narcotics officer with a cocaine problem and the faithful foil to Rhode Island's most famous dysfunctional family. Now America's hottest canine is starring in his first movie, Family Guy Presents Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story.

HUSTLER's Tom Farrell caught up with Brian (and his human alter-ego Seth MacFarlane) between fire hydrants and mailmen to discuss Stewie, George Bush and what he really did with Jenna Jameson.

HUSTLER: So, how about that Stewie movie, eh?

BRIAN: "Stewie movie?" Please, that kid's got a big enough head already, literally and figuratively. He doesn't need you calling it the "Stewie Movie". I saw some footage the other day and it's hilarious and very dirty.

In the film, your role in the future seems rather diminished.

I don't want to give anything away, but I die in mid-coitus with a throw pillow.

What was it like directing porn?

A lot like directing an Ashton Kutcher movie—bad acting, no plot and you feel dirty when it's over.

Will you ever go back to directing XXX?

Well, if the right script came along, and it was something I was passionate about and there was an Asian chick involved, maybe.

What was it like to work with Jenna Jameson? Did you or didn't you?

Jenna's amazing. She's great at getting plowed, but, and a lot of people don't know this, she's equally adept at putting on a strap-on and plowing someone else. And, no, I never "hit that." But, I do know a guy who did, and he said it was out of this world. Like playing chess with Gary Kasparov.

What do you think of Bush?

I think it's nice if it's tidy, like a neat little landing strip. Oh, you mean the President? He's a douche bag.

To read the interview in its entirety, pick up a copy of HUSTLER's April issue, on newsstands now.

Look for Brian on the third season of Family Guy, now available on DVD.

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