You might remember our death-cheating mission from the other week. We went all black-ops to obtain a copy of the script for the Memphis Monroe-starring vehicle, Aphrodisiac. Turns out, all the subtergfuge wasn't necessary as we'll be stopping by the set next week.
Until our from-the-frontlines report is published, why not sate your Memphis appetite with a serving of the official press release:
Hustler Video® has begun production on a new feature film titled Aphrodisiac, the largest budget feature to date. Jerome Tanner, director of Hustler's bestselling release The Da Vinci Load, is taking the reins with Memphis Monroe, Hustler's blonde bombshell contract girl, as his leading lady.
Aphrodisiac is an adventure-filled epic with plot twists and hot sex, a refreshing change of pace from the gonzo releases currently crowding the shelves. "It's a fun script," says Memphis. "I absolutely adore my role. I love to draw men in and have them want me, and that is exactly what this character does. She is so full of sexuality!"
Aphrodisiac will be shooting at LFP studios in Canoga Park as well as two days on location in the California desert. Hustler Production Coordinator Richard Sankey says, "The sets are incredible, the script is mainstream-quality and the sex will absolutely blow your mind."
In addition to the sets, sex and adventure, a second-unit camera crew will be filming all the behind-the-scenes excitement, along with exclusive interviews and bonus footage for a second disc of material that will be included as part of the DVD release.
Aphrodisiac won't hit stores for a while, but that doesn't mean you can't take a look at Memphis's prior body of work. Go here, immediately.
Black Widow's Pegging 101 an Education in Anally-Receptive Men
We don't pass judgement on anyone and their pornography predilections, but the concept of "pegging" strikes us as a tad gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Maybe our thoughts on human sexuality have become antiquated in the last 6 months. Maybe we're being close-minded. Maybe we're missing out on attaining enlightenment. We don't care. If the HW girlfriend ever mentioned trying this we'd break up with her on the spot. "Hey honey, lets try something new. I fuck YOU in the ass." The concept ranks right up there with giving ourselves cancer and having children.
Before we say something we regret and a bunch of completely and totally and unmitigatedly straight men show up outside HWHQ demanding a satisfaction we're not prepared to give them, read the release for yourself.
Pegging 101, in stores now from Black Widow Productions, features dildo packing femme fatales and is an introductory course to an anal movie of a different kind.
Starring Georgia Peach, Tyla Wynn, Kinzie Kenner, Jeanie Marie, Vixen and Annie Cruz, Pegging 101 also features a cast of male newcomers, including John Bone, Scott, Antwon and Tom Dong.
Jeffery Warren, director of the title, said he stumbled onto the term pegging—referring to men who enjoy anal sex from women with strap-ons—while doing the initial preproduction work of the title.
"I've seen pegging in a scene here and there in a few different movies, but never an entire title devoted to it until now," Warren said. "The guys are all-new, and I recruited them from Web sites that pegging enthusiast frequent. The girls also really seemed to like it - they had an opportunity to work out all their frustrations and be on the giving end of an anal scene for once, rather than the receiving."
Pegging 101 adds another original title to Black Widow's line up, Lisa, head of sales for the company, said.
"There's definitely a market for Pegging 101 and adult product today is all about catering to as many different fans as you can with as wide range of a catalog as a company can gather," she said. "While many companies are churning out the same titles everyone's seen, Black Widow will put out innovative DVDs for adult consumers."
Believe it or not, Hustler Hollywood doesn't carry this one. You'll have to go directly to Black Widow's site to get your very own copy.
Hustler's Barely Legal School Girls Hits Big with Will Rider Directing
We're not going to make fun of this All Media Play press release. Will Rider's dominance within the adult entertainment industry has become so great that he can now kill naysayers with his thoughts. That's what happens when you create such spanktastic (Editor's Note: Never us that word again.) pornography...you acquire superpowers.
We're also refraining from making fun of the release because we really like this movie. Sure, the premise is typical for porn—Need some help studying? Howsabout we start with anatomy?"—but the scenes are well-shot and the sex is some of the hottest we've seen to date.
Now tense and...release:
Being a new director on the porn landscape means there's a ton of competition, however the best way to work your way up the ladder of success is to continue to pop out nothing but hit movies.
Such is the case with fast rising director Will Rider who follows his latest smash hit movie Britney Rears 2, with another chart topper in Barely Legal School Girls which is selling briskly for Hustler Video® at both traditional stores and with online retailers everywhere as it moves towards the top of the sales charts.
"This is a big hit movie for us and Will Rider's got that young girl thing down very well. All of our titles that he's directing seem to sell well so I think we're seeing the birth of a big time porn director", stated Drew Rosenfeld creative director of Hustler Video.
"Hey, I'm no Steven Spielberg but I know what looks good and what's exciting to the buyer is the same thing that's exciting to me", Will Rider offered. "Living up to the Barely Legal name brings its own pressure because there is such a great legacy there, but the pressure was even greater with doing a sequel to the best selling DVD of 2005."
Will Rider admits he felt the pressure when he directed the follow-up to the mega smash hit movie Britney Rears 1 which was Larry Flynt's biggest seller of 2005. Not only did the sequel live up to and surpass critical expectations, but Britney Rears 2 is on a pace to out-sell Britney Rears 1.
"This is a remarkable line and the future looks really great for all of the Britney Rears movies and for Will Rider as a director. Some guys just have that magic touch and Will Rider is one of those guys," stated Hustler sales manager David Diamond.
"Hey, I love the fact that Barely Legal School Girls is selling like a hooker at a Navy base", Rider rejoiced. With an attitude like that, the sky's the limit for the fast talking director as he climbs his way to elite status among a sea of contenders.
Sunny Lane, Michelle Maylene, Valerie Vasquez, Ashley Steel, Lexi Love, Adrianna, Leola Jossi, and Daisy Marie star in this collegiate thriller along with a pack of frat boys who stop at nothing to get in these young girl's pants.
Will Rider is pleased to carry on the tradition that is Barely Legal with Barely Legal School Girls. Get your copy today before they’re all gone!
Porn Stars to Skydive Nude For Platinum Blue Shoot
A while back, Platinum Blue Productions announced a casting call for "sexual athletes" for a...gulp...skydiving feature. Well, they found their six reverse peristalsis-adverse performers and will be shooting next wednesday. We'd love to say we'll be joining them on the set, but the HustlerWorld life insurance policy doesn't cover getting landed on and killed by a naked skydiver. It would make for an interesting obituary, though.
Enough about us, read on:
Nicole Sheridan, Aradia, Naudia Nyce, and Lexi Luv will be just some of the talent jumping out of a perfectly good airplane while buck-naked for Platinum Blue Productions on July 5th in the California desert.
These thrill seekers will be among many on the set for sex in the plane and the ground, with an au-natural jump in between. For many it's their first time tandem jump, but for Nicole Sheridan it's more. Sheridan is certified as a jump instructor and will be jumping solo for this shoot, along with her partner Voodoo.
A shoot of this scale requires teamwork. Platinum Blue President Skye Blue is not only producing the project, but directing along with Sheridan and Voodoo. Among the crew are four professional videographers who have jumped with Sheridan, Voodoo and Blue in the past. The cast will feature Brittaney Starr, Naudia Nyce, Lexi Luv, Vanessa Lynn, Aradia, Seth Dickens, Van Dammage, and Jenner.
While the sanity of those who would jump naked out of a plane 13,000 feet from the ground is debatable, their commitment isn't. Skye Blue and the crew are looking forward to the shoot. "This is going to be an extremely fun and exhilarating shoot for everyone involved. What is really important is that each person involved is a team player and committed to helping the movie succeed."
While you're waiting for the release of "Parachute Sluts" or "Skydiving Sinners" or whatever they decide to call it, why not check out some of Platinum Blue's other couples-friendly features? You can get them from Hustler Hollywood. Best. Store. Ever.
We would be stopping by at least one of these events tonight, but the HW girlfriend is complaining that we don't spend enough time at home fufilling her emotional needs. Tonight, instead of watching one of the sexiest women on the planet dance, we'll be watching season two of Gilmore Girls.
Read all about it, pity us and then plan accordingly:
Good things are about to come to all who yearn for a double dose of TeraVision President and Vivid contract superstar Tera Patrick.
Appearing tonight at two locations in Los Angeles, pornstream's princess is set to meet and greet fans, pose for photos, sign autographs, and dance the night away.
Your two way foray begins at Pleasure Island located at 18426 Hawthorne Blvd. in Torrance. Tera Patrick and Nautica Thorn appear from 7pm to 10pm at the popular adult shop. Signing copies of her highly erotic TeraVision/Vivid titles including Reign of Tera, Desperate, Tera Tera Tera, Collision Course, and many more, the vivacious vixen is looking forward to meeting new fans and seeing old friends.
"I am so excited about appearing in my hometown L.A. Pleasure Island is a great store who moves tons of Teravision videos, and Nautica and I are pumped to meet our fans in the south bay in an intimate setting."
Tera's second stop of the evening takes her to The Blue Zebra located at 6872 Farmdale Avenue in North Hollywood. Celebrating the venues 5th year anniversary, Tera headlines in a one of a kind feature dance performance that will leave you nothing short of breathless. With her show-stopping style, sophistication, and sultry moves, no man or woman can resist the temptation that is Tera Patrick.
"The Blue Zebra, which is a club I have never appeared at before will be super packed, as it is the smallest venue I have ever appeared at! Whenever featuring in the valley, you never know who might show up from the industry!"
The goddess of glam, Tera Patrick invites one and all to join her for an evening you won't forget! Autographs, photos, special edition merchandise, and her highly erotic TeraVision/Vivid titles will all be available at both venues.
Tera Patrick fans worldwide can visit www.clubtera.com where you will find exclusive photo sets, upcoming appearance schedules, news, and much, much more. You can also purchase limited edition personally autographed merchandise, as well as TeraVision/Vivid DVDs.
To view exclusive, extended trailers of Tera's most recent TeraVision/Vivid features, please visit www.teratrailers.com.
This was a highlight from last weekend's Erotica LA convention.
Here we see the Rose sister's signing their little hearts away at the Pink Visual Booth. Mia's the one on the left. Ava's the one on the right. At least, we think so. Anywho, this picture isn't that gripping, but take a look at the little sign hastily created and hung in the background.
A better view is available after the jump. Or, as they say in Mexico, after the hump...
How many times do you think they were asked before Mia finally got so annoyed she created this?
This makes us giggle everytime we watch it. Behold...two Fleshlight "mouths" singing "Afternoon Delight". Yet another reason why Al Gore invented the Internet.
Five Fresh-Faced Females Featured in Fresh Out the Box 4
Looks like someone over in Mercenary's press offices is a fan of alliteration. Well, two can play that game! Mercenary makes movies that many masturbate to. Look ma! We're alliteratin'!
Check out the release in its entirety:
Matching up today's hottest new talent with Tina Tyler's experienced direction, Mercenary Pictures releases the latest addition to its critically acclaimed new girl series, Fresh Out the Box 4, in stores now.
Clocking in at over three hours, Fresh Out the Box 4 stars Page Morgan, Arial Alexus, Nikki Grind, Belle de Leon and Ashley Brooks in some of their first adult scenes. Marco Banderas, Jean Baptiste, Jerry, Lee Bang and Mercenary owner and three-time AVN Male Performer of the Year Lexington Steele also appear in the title.
"As a former performer, I remember what it's like to be on that side of the camera," Tyler, who also directs the all-oral Iron Head and the ethnic new girl series Black Moon Risin', as well as Handyman and Blow Hardz for Mercenary subsidiary Black Viking Pictures, said. "With that background, I can empathize with them and they really need someone who knows what they're feeling to get a good scene out them. I want their experience with Mercenary to be positive and at the same time, I bring out the sexual performer in them."
Fresh Out the Box, and its all-black new girl counterpart Black Moon Risin', is just part of Mercenary's arsenal that runs across the spectrum of adult genres, from hardcore gonzo titles to ethnic ones
"Mercenary is represented in every straight adult category and we put out the best all-sex product in XXX," Steele said. "That's all I'm interested in producing and the only thing I and my other directors - Tina Tyler and Jimmy Scaffnetti - are interested in shooting. We continue to provide the adult video consumer the highest quality gonzo they can find."
Think you can find Fresh Out the Box 4 at Hustler Hollywood? You best believe it.
2 Exclusive Contests from BurningAngel and WantedList.com!
Oh-mah-gawd. Joanna Angel is throwing a secret party! And there's a contest that could send you to NYC to hang out with Joanna and her tattooed entourage.
If that isn't enough BurningingAngelcentric news to meet the recommended daily-dose of Alt-porn, fret not. Joanna's searching for the soundtrack to her next movie and needs your help. That's right, you and your 5-week-old band could be heard in the background while someone with tattoos has sex with someone else with tattoos.
Go ahead and read the release yourself. We need to take a few moments and process all of this new information:
Adult Film Star Joanna Angel and her girlfriends are planning a huge secret party in New York City to celebrate the success of their latest films from VCA Pictures and Pulse Distribution. Wantedlist.com, the leader in online adult DVD rentals, wants to send you to this party.
One lucky winner is invited to party and rock out with the Burning Angels, VIP Style! Airfare and accommodations for two nights in the city that never sleeps - included! Date & Location of this secret event - to be announced!
But there's more...
How would you like to have your song(s) featured in the soundtrack of Joanna Angel's next movie? Imagine your song blasting on the stereo while hot alt porn girls are having sex on film. Joanna Angel is looking for hot new music to feature in her upcoming adult movies. If you know how to create the right type of music for a hard-hitting alt porn movie, send it in.
In addition to exposure and of course, bragging rights, you will be compensated with cash if your song is used in a movie.
We like to start out our mornings with a strong cup a coffee and a press release from All Media Play. Nothing wakes us up faster than 250 mg of caffeine and Will Rider announcing matter-of-factly that, "Beaver Hunt is for those who love fresh, new pussy."
Lovers of rotten, old pussy? You go elsewhere. Beaver Hunt 5 isn't for you.
After the jump, read all about forest conservation and beaver consumption...
With loveable sex kitten Riley Shy as the cover girl, Beaver Hunt 5 hits stores packed with beautiful young girls taking it off and getting boned very early on in their porn careers.
The fresh girl series borrows from the pages of HUSTLER Magazine in an attempt to bring the hottest new girls from all across America who are willing to undress and have sex on camera. The interesting thing is that once many of these girls get that first early taste of sex under the bright lights of a porn shoot, they dive headfirst into a career of professional fucking.
"It's very difficult to keep these girls under wraps after we shoot them because once they get paid for doing some relatively easy work, that's all they want to do from that point on. Most of them get an agent and jump into the deep end of the pool in an attempt to be the next super sex starlet," stated Jeff Mullen who along with Scott David produces the series with Hustler Video®.
"You should hear the questions that Will Rider asks these girls during the pre-sex interview. I really think he loves everyone of those girls at that very moment," stated HUSTLER creative director Drew Rose.
Riley is joined by an eager gathering of delicious pop shot starlet wannabees including Addison Rose, Piper Parker, Siena Moore and Ryaan Reynolds. These girls in many cases are getting their very first taste of intercourse on camera with a total stranger. The very stunning Addison Rose is the picture of perfection with her soft olive skin, her sexy smile and her Brazil-like1 ass which is loved by the camera.
"I really felt comfortable shooting with Will Rider," Addison remarked. "He's really funny and I enjoyed the entire day on the set even though at first I was really nervous. My god, I almost didn't take my panties off," offered Addison during a battery changing break just before receiving a large load of thick jizz on her pretty face.
The multi-cultured Ryaan Reynolds has got to be one of porn's most intriguing new faces seems destined to appear on many box covers in the not too distant future. "I love fucking," she admitted.
Beaver Hunt 5 is often considered an amateur line because many girls are making their debut performances however Will Rider doesn't always see it that way. "We find these girls from the jump, but since most of them are dying to be porn stars, they shoot two dozen scenes before Beaver Hunt hits the market. So I just like to call them horny young girls who love to fuck and what can be better than that?"
Consumer interest in the Beaver Hunt series is reaching an all-time high as every new volume has outsold the previous.
As the funny saying from the 1970s went: Save a tree, eat a beaver. In this case you can save a tree and eat a Beaver Hunt Girl.
Beaver Hunt 5 stars Riley Shy, Addison Rose, Ryaan Reynolds, Piper Parker and Siena Moore having wild and dirty sex with professional studs.
Buy it today, jerk off tonight.
And who woulda thunk it? You can get your very own copy from Hustler Hollywood.
Digital Sin announced today that July 13 is the release date for the next installment in the worldwide best selling My Plaything series, featuring model turned porn star, Amy Ried.
Ried, who embodies the ultimate male fantasy with measurements of 36DD-23-35, gained immense popularity after appearing in numerous men's magazines. "It was such an honor to be chosen as a Plaything," beams Ried "I can't wait to see the final product. It's going to be awesome!"
Digital Sin's award winning My Plaything series continues to solidify its reputation as the premier interactive sex simulator with this latest addition. My Plaything Amy Ried will include several hours of interactive video, a bonus scene of a spontaneous on set coupling between Ried and superstar woodsman Eric Everhard, an in depth interview, strip teases, and the multitude of features that fans have grown to love.
Series creator/director Tyrone Shuz remarks, "Amy is gorgeous and was great to work with. This product is a must have for her fans as well as the legions of those she is about to be exposed to."
"And on the second day, God puts a firmament between the waters that are above and below the firmament." Hustler Video® decides that this day is perfect to release its new titles. Coincidence? Visit your local Hustler Hollywood location to find out.
Beaver Hunt #5 (106 min.)
Stars: Siena Moore, Piper Parker, Ryaan Reynolds, Addison Rose & Riley Shy
DVD Includes: Hot HUSTLER Trailers, Photo Slide Show, Animated Chapter Index, Hot Sex Talk
If you've been reading HustlerWorld for any length of time, you'd know about our crush on the off-the-charts-hotness of Crissy Moran and Angie Savage.
Not only are they insanely pretty, but they're two of the nicest girls in the industry. Case in point: Today, Miss Moran decided to IM us and send some behind-the-scenes snapshots of herself and Angie from when they did a scene together for Girlvana 2. We had actually visited the set for that movie, but missed them performing. That thumping sound you hear is our forehead hitting the desk repeatedly. Looking at these pictures, we definitely missed out.
Since we're the sharing type, we thought we'd pass along a few of the photos for your viewing pleasure.
There's a reason why guys like watching girl-on-girl action. After the jump, find out what that is.
Here's a little clip from the more-than-consistently good Daily Show. Louie Gohmert doesn't exactly like decorated veteran Jack Murtha's proposal to withdraw our troops from the retardation that is Iraq. The video gets amazing at about the 50 second mark. Enjoy!
In part 478 of our continuing series of who will be signing at Erotica LA this weekend, we bring you Gina Lynn. We're not going to say anything snarky. She appeared on the Sopranos and probably knows a few people who could make is cease breathing. Instead, we offer the release for your reading pleasure:
Adult Film Star Gina Lynn will meet with fans and sign autographs at the WantedList Booth at Erotica LA, held at the Los Angeles Convention Center this weekend.
Gina will be signing on Saturday from 11:00am until 3:00pm, and then on Sunday from 12:00pm until 5:00pm. "I am excited to meet my fans in Los Angeles. This show will be a lot of fun for me, and I look forward to an exciting weekend," says Gina.
Born in Mayaguez, Puerto Rico to Puerto Rican and Italian parents, Gina Lynn made her naked debut at an amateur night at Al's Diamond Cabaret. From her first-ever layout for Cheri magazine in 1997, to her mainstream role in the film Analyze That, Gina Lynn has made waves throughout the adult and mainstream industries. Gina's mainstream appeal skyrocketed when she answered a casting call to be a "Bada Bing" girl on the HBO smash The Sopranos and as a stripper on the hit NBC show, Third Watch. Hip hop giant Eminem personally chose Gina as the main girl in his video for the chart-topper (and included on the DVD for his runaway hit 8 Mile), "Super Man," which was a huge story in the mainstream world and covered by such outlets like Entertainment Tonight.
Gina currently has a distribution deal through Exquisite for her company, Gina Lynn Productions, which kicked things off with her ongoing series, Top Notch Bitches. At the 2005 AVN Awards, Gina won gonzo DVD of the year for Gina Lynn's Darkside, which was released through Jules Jordan Video for Evil Angel.
Award-Winning Director David Lord To Direct New Bad Seed DVD Line
Judging by the picture at right, David Lord either a) rides a motorcycle, b) drives a muscle car c) is a Scientologist or d) has no body. Whichever it us, he makes great porn and we've been a fan for a while now. When this release hit our inbox this morning, we did a little dance celebrating Bad Seed DVD's signing of the AVN award-winner.
Read on our wayward sons:
Bad Seed DVD, the new gonzo production company distributed through Adam & Eve, is pleased to announce it has signed AVN award-winning director David Lord for two exclusive lines of Bad Seed titles.
Set to shoot June 19th and the 25th, these two new lines are titled, Fresh Young Things, with all-new faces, and The Naturals, featuring women with 100% natural breasts. Stars Jenna Presley, Vixen, Liv Wilder, Lexi Love and Riley Shy are scheduled for Fresh Young Things, and Amy Reid, Sativa Rose, Carly Kabb, Sara Stone and Gabriel Banks are scheduled for The Naturals.
Lord, an industry veteran since 1988, got his start with Private USA. His sales background led the way to the launch of DVDs with Generation XXX and DVD production with Wicked Pictures. After winning his first AVN award for the production of Euphoria, he started directing at Evil Angel. His AVN award-winners Vault of Whores and Tales from the Crack are still fan and media favorites today.
"I have been lucky to work with some of the best, most creative people in the adult industry," says Lord. "My goal is to take today's best performers and create the edgiest, most compelling sex scenes I can for Bad Seed."
Bad Seed Producer MAC says, "We are ecstatic to be working with David Lord. He has made a name for himself in our industry and are sure he will take us to new levels of creativity and heat."
Much like Wrigley's Spearmint Gum™ and fat women, VCA has multiplied the amount of fun their releases offer by a factor of two. How you ask? By including a free DVD with all future releases! You think we're lying, don't you? Whatever. Read the release if you don't believe us:
VCA Pictures is giving the best "bang for your buck offer" in the business! With all future new releases, VCA will be including a free bonus DVD with every title.
VCA "Double the fuck for your buck" Pictures, is going the extra mile to make sure consumers are tuned in and turned on to the VCA brand and its stunning library of films. All of VCA Pictures' new releases; alt themed movies, MILF, Latina, Interracial and brand new College Girl series will come complete with a free additional bonus DVD. The bonus DVDs will contain either a whopping 4 hour long compilation (seriously, more fuck for your buck) or one of the VCA Pictures classic titles, freshly released on DVD.
The classic movie re-issues are all iconic films that are packed with legendary adult performers. Movies such as, Cashmere directed by Michael Ninn and Greg Dark's The Creasemaster are just a couple of the selections from the long and impressive catalogue of VCA titles. Now these frisky favorites are available as freebies.
An old school VCA fan, Keven Scotti says of the re-issue, "Revisiting the classics with DVD capabilities brings a whole new life to the films. I can't wait to freeze frame and slo-mo on some of my favorite moments, ones that I haven't seen since the tape busted. It may be silly, but I'm really excited!"
The compilations are an unbelievable 4 hours long and made up of some of the sexiest scenes under the VCA banner. The folks at VCA have searched through their extensive library, pulled some of the greatest scenes in VCA history and put them together for mind-blowing, marathon compilations. New release Ghould Gone Wild (Editor's Note: Awesome title.) comes with VCA's Gravest Hits a compilation of porn stars who have gone to that big orgy in the sky and Blonde Crack Attack is bundled with Anal Mania, a plethora of non-stop anal action.
VCA "Double the fuck for your Buck" Pictures gives away a bonus DVD with every title, it's the smartest choice in adult entertainment!
Now, we bet your thinking, "I'm interesting in purchasing the aforementioned movies, but I don't know where I could possible do this." That's why we're here. Go to Hustler Hollywood and click away.
For all of the coverage we've given to Mya Luanna (here, here and here) we hadn't actually seen her perform until last week's Van Styles' helmed Pin Up Honeys 2. The HustlerWorld signal has called us back to HQ every time she's been about to get down to business. We had been dying to know what this girl could do with a cock, so last Wednesday we scaled the walls of the Flynt building and removed the spotlight's 1000 watt bulbs1.
Nothing was going to keep us from watching HUSTLER's newest contract star perform last Thursday.
Our decision to participate in a little corporate self-sabotage was the right one. We've never been witness to anything remotely resembling Mya's display of enthusiasm and animal-like aggression during her scene with Mark Wood and James Deen before. We're still trying to process how this petite beauty—she's 5'1" and weighs less than a hundred pounds—managed to handle the two well-hung studs.
Before filming the scene, Van wanted to make sure she was up to the sexual task. This was her first performance with two guys and like any good director, Van wanted to make sure she'd be able to handle it.
"Don't worry, I'm gonna fuck the shit out of them." Mya said, assuaging any fears Van may have had.
"Do you pinky swear," he asked, channeling his inner 6-year-old girl2.
"I pinky swear."
The scene began with Miss Luanna on her knees taking turns fellating the mortgage payment earners of Mark and James. Mya's told us on numerous occasions that one of her favorite things is sucking cock. She wasn't kidding around! We wish our girlfriend would show half as much enthusiasm during our annual birthday BJ. This girl should be giving lessons. (Editor's Note: At Oral Roberts University, perhaps?)
After the oral warm up, she took turns riding each of the guys on a nearby couch. "Give me that fucking cock," she screamed, "Come on, fuck me!" And when we say "screamed", we mean SCREAMED. We like our ladies loud and Mya's one of the loudest we've ever heard. Police departments should seriously consider hiring her for their future crowd control needs.
While the guys were catching their breath and wiping the sweat that was starting to form, Mya said, "You guys are great, I'm loving this. Why can't all my scenes be like this?" Astonishingly, after the pounding she was giving the guys, she was barely out of breath and ready for more.
Making their way to a curved staircase, Mark Wood laid on his back and Mya went at him reverse cow-girl style. "Call me a fucking pin-up slut and smack my ass," she screamed, forgetting the name of the movie was Pin-Up Honeys. Not wanting to betray the organic progression of the sexual performance, Van didn't want to correct her. Hell, we think he was a little afraid she might mount him next...her dominance was almost intimidating.
After another much-deserved break, the group made its way upstairs to finish the scene. After 15 or 20 minutes of vigorous screwing, Mark and James were ready to finish. Their loads splashed on her face and slowly dripped down to her gorgeous breasts. The scene probably took no longer than two hours to film. We forgot how quickly Van shoots.3
"I think you look beautiful," Van said admiring what his direction wrought.
"This was my best scene ever," Mya responded.
Afterwards, when asked what he thought of Mya's performance Van had this to say: "She was great. Great energy. Great look." He then jokingly added, "I'm probably going to go home and beat off while I pretend I'm Mark or James."
While Pin-Up Honeys 2 won't be hitting shelves for a few months, you can still get your Mya fix by checking out any of her previous titles, all available from everybody's favorite adult emporium, Hustler Hollywood.
1 Don't worry, we replaced them.
2 You should see his "My Little Pony" collection. He's got the full set and doubles of Tulip Twinkle.
3 From what we've heard, filming isn't the only thing Mr. Styles does quickly. Oooooh....FACED!
Most standup comedy is just plain painful to listen to. With a few exceptions—Patton Oswald, David Cross, Buckminster Fuller, amonst others— we'd rather hear the continuous tone of a heart monitor hooked up to our own mother as she takes her last breath1 than sit through a set by a so-called edgy comic.
But thank Jeebus for Vivid! A porn star-hosted comedy night is the cure for a chronic case of not-fucking-funnyitis. All they need to do now is provide us with some earplugs and we'll make our way out to the Irvine Improv next Wednesday.
Read onward, Christian soldiers...
Vivid Entertainment, presents its fourth Southern California Vivid Comedy Night, this time starring four of the top performers in the industry, Vivid Girls Monique Alexander, Cassidey, Sunny Leone and Stefani Morgan. The event takes place on Wednesday, June 28th starting at 9 pm and will be taped for a future reality TV show based on the making of an upcoming Vivid film, Debbie Does Dallas...Again.
The first three Vivid Comedy Night events were held at The Hollywood Improv, but the June 28th event is moving a few miles south and will be held at the Irvine Improv.
Stefani Morgan, who was a popular mainstream model before joining Vivid last year, said "I had so much fun hosting the first Vivid Comedy Night in Hollywood. I'm really looking forward to working on another event because it's great to interact with the comedians and to see the audience having such a good time." Her co-hosts in Irvine include former Penthouse Pet of the Year (Leone), the star of the current hit movie To Die For (Alexander) and a gorgeous green-eyed brunette who recently returned to adult performing at Vivid (Cassidey).
The comedian stars who are set to provide an evening of edgy fun are Daniel Tosh (The Tonight Show with Jay Leno), Bert Kreischer (Rolling Stones' "#1 Partier in the Nation"), Sam Tripoli (The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson), The Greg Wilson (E! and VH1), and Matt Fulchiron (Last Comic Standing).
In addition to the non-stop comedy, audience members will receive a special gift courtesy of Vivid. Tickets are now on sale for $15 each and can be purchased through the Irvine Improv website or by calling 949-854-5455.
Hustler Video® contract stars MEMPHIS MONROE and MYA LUANNA will be appearing live, Wednesday, June 21st (that's TONIGHT), on KSEX radio from 7:30 to 9:00pm.
The two Hustler contract beauties have been traveling the country and will be fresh off their HustlerLive appearance on Tuesday night where Mya Luanna and her Co-Honey Memphis Monroe spent some 'one-on-one' time together.
When asked if she was excited about her Hustler Live and KSEX appearances with Memphis, Mya giggled, "I am excited to kiss her and play with her!"
The girls will be appearing on the Wankus show from 7:30 - 9:00 pm on Wednesday and it should be a riot with the witty Porn Jockey pulling out all the stops, asking Mya and Memphis everything you've ever wanted know about the HUSTLER Contract Stars and taking phone calls from fans.
Memphis Monroe has some exciting, feature movie releases coming out from Hustler Video® this year and will give listeners an "inside" scoop on what they can expect from the star in her first feature, Backwoods of Memphis as well as in, Pin-Up Honeys and the exceptional Hustler Exposed. Memphis is about to begin shooting her new big budget, blockbuster, the Hustler feature Aphrodisiac which is rumored to be the largest production by Hustler Video® to date.
Mya Luanna has just completed her first feature film for Hustler Video®, Naughts Nice Girl and can't wait to share some of her tantalizing tales from the set. Mya recently wrapped filming Pin-Up Honeys 2 where she indulged in a personal fantasy, her first boy/girl/boy three-way.
Don't miss one hot summer night on the KSEX airways tomorrow!
Adult entertainment icon Jenna Jameson and her six ClubJenna Girls are headed for Los Angeles this week for the huge Erotica LA show June 23-25 at Los Angeles Convention Center.
Jenna Jameson hosts Erotica LA June 23-25.
Jameson is the official spokesperson for Erotica LA and she will be on hand throughout to sign autographs and take photos with fans. She'll also appear with show co-host guitarist Dave Navarro (Jane's Addiction, Red Hot Chili Peppers), and his Camp Freddy band during a live three-hour broadcast on Indie 103 Saturday night.
Jameson's entourage will be the ClubJenna Girls, her adult film star protégés who are making public appearances at the ClubJenna booth (#1205). They include AVN Best New Starlet of the Year McKenzie Lee, former mainstream models Sophia Rossi and Chanel St. James, Playboy American Sex Star winner Brea Bennett, plus the stunning actress and adult superstar Ashton Moore and Perfect 10s original contract star Jesse Capelli.
The ClubJenna Girls are scheduled to appear Thursday afternoon at 3:30 pm June 22 on Power 106 FM's top-rated "Goodfellas" show.
HUSTLER Contract Superstars, Mya Luanna and Memphis Monroe, will be performing together for the first time in...less than 6 hours! Make sure you tune in to HustlerLive.com at 5pm (PST, porn standard time) to watch these two get their screw on.
It's going to be awesome, hot, sexy, masturbarific!
Digital Playground Releases Jesse Jane: Sexual Freak
Jesse Jane is a woman of many distinct personalities. First she was virtual. Then she was erotique1. Then she was all-American. Now, apparently, she's gone the way of Rick James and become a freak, a sexual freak. We don't know this for certain, but they'll probably be a few more incarnations of the woman who launched a thousand erections before she's through. Chemical Engineer? Horseman of the Apocolypse? Wal-Mart Greeter? Only time will tell.
But until that happens, take a look at the announcement:
Digital Playground is very excited to announce the release of Jesse Jane: Sexual Freak. Shot entirely on HD, Jesse Jane is at an all time high. Her insatiable lust and her pure power are exploited and showcased under Robby D.'s artful direction. Watch her take Tommy Gunn under her control, seduce Roxy Deville and Scott Nails simultaneously and order Erik Everhard to his knees. The power of sex is illuminated in this breath-taking Robby D. masterpiece, complete with jaw-dropping anal scenes from Marie Luv and Holly Wellin, as well as mind numbing boy / girl fuck fest between Sunny Lane and Marco Banderas. Jesse Jane: Sexual Freak will leave you tingling when it hits the streets on June 29th.
DP's exclusive contract star, Jesse Jane giggles, "This movie was all about me. I am a sexual freak. Robby D. created a backdrop and scenarios that allowed me to have total control. This movie was wonderfully fun to make and you'll see how much fun we had goofing off behind-the-scenes and in front of the camera too. It's hot." DP president, Samantha Lewis is pleased with the title, "Jesse is just unstoppable. This movie will do very well in every genre.'
Jesse Jane: Sexual Freak streets June 29th on DVD.
The video trailer for "Jesse Jane: Sexual Freak," can be viewed and downloaded higgity higgity here.
1 This is totally a made up word. We'll let it slide though—people don't jerk off to words. Unless they're really into James Joyce or some other highbrow nonsense.
How do you solve a problem like Maria? How do you catch a cloud and pin it down? The only thing we can think of is to take her to your nearest Hustler Hollywood location and introduce her to Hustler Video's® newest titles:
Asian Fever Anniversary Edition (108 min.)
Stars: Lily Thai, Jazmine Leih, Mia Smiles, Michelle Maylene, Tia Tanaka, Dragon Lily, Annie Cruz, Thi Michelle, & Maxine Star
DVD Includes: Hot HUSTLER Trailers, Photo Slide Show, Animated Chapter Index, Hot Sex Talk
The New York Times asks, "Do My Knees Look Fat to You?" As a matter of fact, they do. Now go get me a sandwich, fatty!
Admit it. You used to masturbate to Pamela Anderson's slo-mo run along the beach at the beginning of every Baywatch episode. Think that's still possible? Sheesh.
This story reminds of us a joke a dearly departed grandmother told us: What's better than winning five gold medals at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.
We complained earlier today that the adult entertainment industry might be running out of puns. But then, the pornography Gods smiled and sent us this little biddy, chock full of 'em in the first paragraph:
When it's time to put the "hop" back in the sack or you just want to make your partner "jump" for joy, Cindy Crawford and Pipedream have a basket full of goodies for you! Cindy's new "Luv Bunny" line of titillating toys.
There's never too much of a good thing and with Cindy Crawford's Luv Bunny Strap On you'll have all the bases covered for maximum pleasure. With a dial set of multi-speeds to choose from not only does this little devil fill you with pulsating joy but the soft jelly bunny ears at the base are perfectly placed to deliver the most erotic stimulation in two areas at once! The best part about this love rocket is that it will send your partner into outer space leaving your hands free to do with as you please, but that's up to you!
When you're ready to take it to the next level of bedroom mischief then look no further than Cindy Crawford's Tongue Tickler. This pink vibrating wonder is a must have in any frisky toy collection because not only does it send pulsating waves of comfort to your most aching areas but it also rotates for an added kick that will send you and your lover into over-drive! Adjustable speeds let you control every step of the action and just when you thought it couldn't possibly get any better let the triple action of the tongue tickler take you over the edge targeting yet another erogenous zone! This luv bunny will have you seeing stars.
Love the toys but feeling lonely? Is that special someone out of town and you need a little fantasy release. Cindy's here for you and she'll never say, "No". Let Cindy Crawford's Fuck Doll fulfill your wildest desires. Made in Cindy's own personal and lustful image, explore every inch of this insatiable sex icon for yourself! Wonder no more what it's like between the sheets with one of the industries hottest sex goddesses. You'll find yourself spending more time in the bedroom and who better to share it with than Cindy!
And, true believers, guess what? You can find these and numerous other Pipedream Products from the Academy Award™ Winning Hustler Hollywood.
Sinteractive Entertainment Releases The Dominators 2
Featuring adult superstar Cherokee's debut as a director, Sinteractive Entertainment releases the second volume in its critically acclaimed ethnic females-in-control series, The Dominators.
Starring Havana Ginger, Alexis Silver, Ayana Angel, Angel Eyes, Jazmine and Sinnamon, The Dominators 2 is in stores now. Submitting to the whims of the all-ethnic female cast are L.T., Tee Reel, Sledge Hammer and John E. Depth.
"I've been wanting to direct a title like The Dominators 2 for awhile now," Cherokee said. "As a performer, I've been in over 100 videos and I've had ideas kicking around in my head that I wanted see behind a camera. When Long G, the owner of Sinteractive, told me he was interested in having me direct, I jumped at the chance and shot some of those ideas. As fans who watch The Dominators 2 will see, I'm interesting in pushing boundaries."
Long G added that Cherokee is an important addition to Sinteractive's stable of fresh directors anxious to put their ideas to digital media.
"Cherokee's work captures women using their feminine power to bend men to their will," Long G said, "which is what The Dominators is all about. In The Dominators 2, as in volume 1, the women take control of the action. For fans of hot women taking charge of even hotter sex, The Dominators 2 delivers 100 percent ethnic pussy power."
Sinteractive's upcoming releases include Phetish Phantasy 3, directed by Mandy Bright, who helmed AVN Editor's Choice Hell's Angels. The last volume of Phetish Phantasy was nominated for AVN's Best Foreign All-Sex Release award. Phetish Phantasy 3 will be released on June 27, and will star an all-European cast, including Katy Parker, Black Diamond, Barbie, Susanne Brend and Mandy Bright.
Joanna Angel, of BurningAngel.com and Cum On My Tattoo fame, will be appearing on Loveline tomorrow night to help Dr. Drew give advice to 16-year-old girls with drug problems, drag queens with identity crises and grown men who can only get hard after watching Julie Childs debone a chicken. She'll be promoting her appearances at Erotica LA, the Babes and Aces Poker Tournament, and making a surprise announcement. We're looking forward to the contrasting advice given by both individuals. Hypothetical case in point:
Question from a college coed:
I'm thinking about trying anal sex with my boyfriend. Should I?
Dr. Drew's response:
Well, it is a high risk behavior and there are all sorts of conditions that can come about as a result. If you are going to engage in anal sex, I can't emphasize enough that you wear protection, use lots of lube and stop immediately if you feel any discomfort.
Joanna Angel's response:
Do you have any tattoos? Is your boyfriend black? Are you straight-edge and/or vegan? If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, let me film it. You can be in my next movie, Joanna's Trek 3: The Search for Cock.1
Make sure you tune in to KROQ tomorrow night from 10pm to midnight for what is going to tete-a-tete for the ages. Seriously.
You might remember our death-cheating mission from the other week. We went all black-ops to obtain a copy of the script for the Memphis Monroe-starring vehicle, Aphrodisiac. Turns out, all the subtergfuge wasn't necessary as we'll be stopping by the set next week.
We don't pass judgement on anyone and their pornography predilections, but the concept of "pegging" strikes us as a tad gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. 
We're not going to make fun of this All Media Play press release. Will Rider's dominance within the adult entertainment industry has become so great that he can now kill naysayers with his thoughts. That's what happens when you create such spanktastic (Editor's Note: Never us that word again.) pornography...you acquire superpowers.
A while back, Platinum Blue Productions 
We would be stopping by at least one of these events tonight, but the HW girlfriend is complaining that we don't spend enough time at home fufilling her emotional needs. Tonight, instead of watching one of the sexiest women on the planet dance, we'll be watching season two of Gilmore Girls. 
Looks like someone over in Mercenary's press offices is a fan of alliteration. Well, two can play that game! Mercenary makes movies that many masturbate to. Look ma! We're alliteratin'! 
Oh-mah-gawd. Joanna Angel is throwing a secret party! And there's a contest that could send you to NYC to hang out with Joanna and her tattooed entourage.
We like to start out our mornings with a strong cup a coffee and a press release from All Media Play. Nothing wakes us up faster than 250 mg of caffeine and Will Rider announcing matter-of-factly that, "Beaver Hunt is for those who love fresh, new pussy."
Digital Sin announced today that July 13 is the release date for the next installment in the worldwide best selling 
Jessica Jamyes Revealed (152 min.) 
Latin Honeys (96 min.) 
The Game (127 min.) 
In part 478 of our continuing series of who will be signing at Erotica LA this weekend, we bring you Gina Lynn. We're not going to say anything snarky. She appeared on the Sopranos and probably knows a few people who could make is cease breathing. Instead, we offer the release for your reading pleasure: 
Judging by the picture at right, David Lord either a) rides a motorcycle, b) drives a muscle car c) is a Scientologist or d) has no body. Whichever it us, he makes great porn and we've been a fan for a while now. When this release hit our inbox this morning, we did a little dance celebrating Bad Seed DVD's signing of the AVN award-winner.
Much like Wrigley's Spearmint Gum™ and fat women, VCA has multiplied the amount of fun their releases offer by a factor of two. How you ask? By including a free DVD with all future releases! You think we're lying, don't you? Whatever. Read the release if you don't believe us:
For all of the coverage we've given to Mya Luanna (
The scene began with Miss Luanna on her knees taking turns fellating the mortgage payment earners of Mark and James. Mya's told us on numerous occasions that one of her favorite things is sucking cock. She wasn't kidding around! We wish our girlfriend would show half as much enthusiasm during our annual birthday BJ. This girl should be giving lessons. (Editor's Note: At Oral Roberts University, perhaps?)
After another much-deserved break, the group made its way upstairs to finish the scene. After 15 or 20 minutes of vigorous screwing, Mark and James were ready to finish. Their loads splashed on her face and slowly dripped down to her gorgeous breasts. The scene probably took no longer than two hours to film. We forgot how quickly Van shoots.3
Most standup comedy is just plain painful to listen to. With a few exceptions—
Hustler Video® contract stars MEMPHIS MONROE and MYA LUANNA will be appearing live, Wednesday, June 21st (that's TONIGHT), on 
Adult entertainment icon Jenna Jameson and her six ClubJenna Girls are headed for Los Angeles this week for the huge Erotica LA show June 23-25 at Los Angeles Convention Center.
Jesse Jane is a woman of many distinct personalities. First she was 
Asian Fever Anniversary Edition (108 min.) 
Busty Beauties #21 (106 min.) 
Ghetto Booty #23 (131 min.) 
She's Got It Coming (121 min.) 
We complained 
Featuring adult superstar Cherokee's debut as a director, Sinteractive Entertainment releases the second volume in its critically acclaimed ethnic females-in-control series, The Dominators.