You might remember our death-cheating mission from the other week. We went all black-ops to obtain a copy of the script for the Memphis Monroe-starring vehicle, Aphrodisiac. Turns out, all the subtergfuge wasn't necessary as we'll be stopping by the set next week.
Until our from-the-frontlines report is published, why not sate your Memphis appetite with a serving of the official press release:
Hustler Video® has begun production on a new feature film titled Aphrodisiac, the largest budget feature to date. Jerome Tanner, director of Hustler's bestselling release The Da Vinci Load, is taking the reins with Memphis Monroe, Hustler's blonde bombshell contract girl, as his leading lady.
Aphrodisiac is an adventure-filled epic with plot twists and hot sex, a refreshing change of pace from the gonzo releases currently crowding the shelves. "It's a fun script," says Memphis. "I absolutely adore my role. I love to draw men in and have them want me, and that is exactly what this character does. She is so full of sexuality!"
Aphrodisiac will be shooting at LFP studios in Canoga Park as well as two days on location in the California desert. Hustler Production Coordinator Richard Sankey says, "The sets are incredible, the script is mainstream-quality and the sex will absolutely blow your mind."
In addition to the sets, sex and adventure, a second-unit camera crew will be filming all the behind-the-scenes excitement, along with exclusive interviews and bonus footage for a second disc of material that will be included as part of the DVD release.
Aphrodisiac won't hit stores for a while, but that doesn't mean you can't take a look at Memphis's prior body of work. Go here, immediately.
Black Widow's Pegging 101 an Education in Anally-Receptive Men
We don't pass judgement on anyone and their pornography predilections, but the concept of "pegging" strikes us as a tad gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Maybe our thoughts on human sexuality have become antiquated in the last 6 months. Maybe we're being close-minded. Maybe we're missing out on attaining enlightenment. We don't care. If the HW girlfriend ever mentioned trying this we'd break up with her on the spot. "Hey honey, lets try something new. I fuck YOU in the ass." The concept ranks right up there with giving ourselves cancer and having children.
Before we say something we regret and a bunch of completely and totally and unmitigatedly straight men show up outside HWHQ demanding a satisfaction we're not prepared to give them, read the release for yourself.
Pegging 101, in stores now from Black Widow Productions, features dildo packing femme fatales and is an introductory course to an anal movie of a different kind.
Starring Georgia Peach, Tyla Wynn, Kinzie Kenner, Jeanie Marie, Vixen and Annie Cruz, Pegging 101 also features a cast of male newcomers, including John Bone, Scott, Antwon and Tom Dong.
Jeffery Warren, director of the title, said he stumbled onto the term pegging—referring to men who enjoy anal sex from women with strap-ons—while doing the initial preproduction work of the title.
"I've seen pegging in a scene here and there in a few different movies, but never an entire title devoted to it until now," Warren said. "The guys are all-new, and I recruited them from Web sites that pegging enthusiast frequent. The girls also really seemed to like it - they had an opportunity to work out all their frustrations and be on the giving end of an anal scene for once, rather than the receiving."
Pegging 101 adds another original title to Black Widow's line up, Lisa, head of sales for the company, said.
"There's definitely a market for Pegging 101 and adult product today is all about catering to as many different fans as you can with as wide range of a catalog as a company can gather," she said. "While many companies are churning out the same titles everyone's seen, Black Widow will put out innovative DVDs for adult consumers."
Believe it or not, Hustler Hollywood doesn't carry this one. You'll have to go directly to Black Widow's site to get your very own copy.
Hustler's Barely Legal School Girls Hits Big with Will Rider Directing
We're not going to make fun of this All Media Play press release. Will Rider's dominance within the adult entertainment industry has become so great that he can now kill naysayers with his thoughts. That's what happens when you create such spanktastic (Editor's Note: Never us that word again.) pornography...you acquire superpowers.
We're also refraining from making fun of the release because we really like this movie. Sure, the premise is typical for porn—Need some help studying? Howsabout we start with anatomy?"—but the scenes are well-shot and the sex is some of the hottest we've seen to date.
Now tense and...release:
Being a new director on the porn landscape means there's a ton of competition, however the best way to work your way up the ladder of success is to continue to pop out nothing but hit movies.
Such is the case with fast rising director Will Rider who follows his latest smash hit movie Britney Rears 2, with another chart topper in Barely Legal School Girls which is selling briskly for Hustler Video® at both traditional stores and with online retailers everywhere as it moves towards the top of the sales charts.
"This is a big hit movie for us and Will Rider's got that young girl thing down very well. All of our titles that he's directing seem to sell well so I think we're seeing the birth of a big time porn director", stated Drew Rosenfeld creative director of Hustler Video.
"Hey, I'm no Steven Spielberg but I know what looks good and what's exciting to the buyer is the same thing that's exciting to me", Will Rider offered. "Living up to the Barely Legal name brings its own pressure because there is such a great legacy there, but the pressure was even greater with doing a sequel to the best selling DVD of 2005."
Will Rider admits he felt the pressure when he directed the follow-up to the mega smash hit movie Britney Rears 1 which was Larry Flynt's biggest seller of 2005. Not only did the sequel live up to and surpass critical expectations, but Britney Rears 2 is on a pace to out-sell Britney Rears 1.
"This is a remarkable line and the future looks really great for all of the Britney Rears movies and for Will Rider as a director. Some guys just have that magic touch and Will Rider is one of those guys," stated Hustler sales manager David Diamond.
"Hey, I love the fact that Barely Legal School Girls is selling like a hooker at a Navy base", Rider rejoiced. With an attitude like that, the sky's the limit for the fast talking director as he climbs his way to elite status among a sea of contenders.
Sunny Lane, Michelle Maylene, Valerie Vasquez, Ashley Steel, Lexi Love, Adrianna, Leola Jossi, and Daisy Marie star in this collegiate thriller along with a pack of frat boys who stop at nothing to get in these young girl's pants.
Will Rider is pleased to carry on the tradition that is Barely Legal with Barely Legal School Girls. Get your copy today before they’re all gone!
Porn Stars to Skydive Nude For Platinum Blue Shoot
A while back, Platinum Blue Productions announced a casting call for "sexual athletes" for a...gulp...skydiving feature. Well, they found their six reverse peristalsis-adverse performers and will be shooting next wednesday. We'd love to say we'll be joining them on the set, but the HustlerWorld life insurance policy doesn't cover getting landed on and killed by a naked skydiver. It would make for an interesting obituary, though.
Enough about us, read on:
Nicole Sheridan, Aradia, Naudia Nyce, and Lexi Luv will be just some of the talent jumping out of a perfectly good airplane while buck-naked for Platinum Blue Productions on July 5th in the California desert.
These thrill seekers will be among many on the set for sex in the plane and the ground, with an au-natural jump in between. For many it's their first time tandem jump, but for Nicole Sheridan it's more. Sheridan is certified as a jump instructor and will be jumping solo for this shoot, along with her partner Voodoo.
A shoot of this scale requires teamwork. Platinum Blue President Skye Blue is not only producing the project, but directing along with Sheridan and Voodoo. Among the crew are four professional videographers who have jumped with Sheridan, Voodoo and Blue in the past. The cast will feature Brittaney Starr, Naudia Nyce, Lexi Luv, Vanessa Lynn, Aradia, Seth Dickens, Van Dammage, and Jenner.
While the sanity of those who would jump naked out of a plane 13,000 feet from the ground is debatable, their commitment isn't. Skye Blue and the crew are looking forward to the shoot. "This is going to be an extremely fun and exhilarating shoot for everyone involved. What is really important is that each person involved is a team player and committed to helping the movie succeed."
While you're waiting for the release of "Parachute Sluts" or "Skydiving Sinners" or whatever they decide to call it, why not check out some of Platinum Blue's other couples-friendly features? You can get them from Hustler Hollywood. Best. Store. Ever.
We would be stopping by at least one of these events tonight, but the HW girlfriend is complaining that we don't spend enough time at home fufilling her emotional needs. Tonight, instead of watching one of the sexiest women on the planet dance, we'll be watching season two of Gilmore Girls.
Read all about it, pity us and then plan accordingly:
Good things are about to come to all who yearn for a double dose of TeraVision President and Vivid contract superstar Tera Patrick.
Appearing tonight at two locations in Los Angeles, pornstream's princess is set to meet and greet fans, pose for photos, sign autographs, and dance the night away.
Your two way foray begins at Pleasure Island located at 18426 Hawthorne Blvd. in Torrance. Tera Patrick and Nautica Thorn appear from 7pm to 10pm at the popular adult shop. Signing copies of her highly erotic TeraVision/Vivid titles including Reign of Tera, Desperate, Tera Tera Tera, Collision Course, and many more, the vivacious vixen is looking forward to meeting new fans and seeing old friends.
"I am so excited about appearing in my hometown L.A. Pleasure Island is a great store who moves tons of Teravision videos, and Nautica and I are pumped to meet our fans in the south bay in an intimate setting."
Tera's second stop of the evening takes her to The Blue Zebra located at 6872 Farmdale Avenue in North Hollywood. Celebrating the venues 5th year anniversary, Tera headlines in a one of a kind feature dance performance that will leave you nothing short of breathless. With her show-stopping style, sophistication, and sultry moves, no man or woman can resist the temptation that is Tera Patrick.
"The Blue Zebra, which is a club I have never appeared at before will be super packed, as it is the smallest venue I have ever appeared at! Whenever featuring in the valley, you never know who might show up from the industry!"
The goddess of glam, Tera Patrick invites one and all to join her for an evening you won't forget! Autographs, photos, special edition merchandise, and her highly erotic TeraVision/Vivid titles will all be available at both venues.
Tera Patrick fans worldwide can visit www.clubtera.com where you will find exclusive photo sets, upcoming appearance schedules, news, and much, much more. You can also purchase limited edition personally autographed merchandise, as well as TeraVision/Vivid DVDs.
To view exclusive, extended trailers of Tera's most recent TeraVision/Vivid features, please visit www.teratrailers.com.
This was a highlight from last weekend's Erotica LA convention.
Here we see the Rose sister's signing their little hearts away at the Pink Visual Booth. Mia's the one on the left. Ava's the one on the right. At least, we think so. Anywho, this picture isn't that gripping, but take a look at the little sign hastily created and hung in the background.
A better view is available after the jump. Or, as they say in Mexico, after the hump...
How many times do you think they were asked before Mia finally got so annoyed she created this?
This makes us giggle everytime we watch it. Behold...two Fleshlight "mouths" singing "Afternoon Delight". Yet another reason why Al Gore invented the Internet.
Five Fresh-Faced Females Featured in Fresh Out the Box 4
Looks like someone over in Mercenary's press offices is a fan of alliteration. Well, two can play that game! Mercenary makes movies that many masturbate to. Look ma! We're alliteratin'!
Check out the release in its entirety:
Matching up today's hottest new talent with Tina Tyler's experienced direction, Mercenary Pictures releases the latest addition to its critically acclaimed new girl series, Fresh Out the Box 4, in stores now.
Clocking in at over three hours, Fresh Out the Box 4 stars Page Morgan, Arial Alexus, Nikki Grind, Belle de Leon and Ashley Brooks in some of their first adult scenes. Marco Banderas, Jean Baptiste, Jerry, Lee Bang and Mercenary owner and three-time AVN Male Performer of the Year Lexington Steele also appear in the title.
"As a former performer, I remember what it's like to be on that side of the camera," Tyler, who also directs the all-oral Iron Head and the ethnic new girl series Black Moon Risin', as well as Handyman and Blow Hardz for Mercenary subsidiary Black Viking Pictures, said. "With that background, I can empathize with them and they really need someone who knows what they're feeling to get a good scene out them. I want their experience with Mercenary to be positive and at the same time, I bring out the sexual performer in them."
Fresh Out the Box, and its all-black new girl counterpart Black Moon Risin', is just part of Mercenary's arsenal that runs across the spectrum of adult genres, from hardcore gonzo titles to ethnic ones
"Mercenary is represented in every straight adult category and we put out the best all-sex product in XXX," Steele said. "That's all I'm interested in producing and the only thing I and my other directors - Tina Tyler and Jimmy Scaffnetti - are interested in shooting. We continue to provide the adult video consumer the highest quality gonzo they can find."
Think you can find Fresh Out the Box 4 at Hustler Hollywood? You best believe it.
2 Exclusive Contests from BurningAngel and WantedList.com!
Oh-mah-gawd. Joanna Angel is throwing a secret party! And there's a contest that could send you to NYC to hang out with Joanna and her tattooed entourage.
If that isn't enough BurningingAngelcentric news to meet the recommended daily-dose of Alt-porn, fret not. Joanna's searching for the soundtrack to her next movie and needs your help. That's right, you and your 5-week-old band could be heard in the background while someone with tattoos has sex with someone else with tattoos.
Go ahead and read the release yourself. We need to take a few moments and process all of this new information:
Adult Film Star Joanna Angel and her girlfriends are planning a huge secret party in New York City to celebrate the success of their latest films from VCA Pictures and Pulse Distribution. Wantedlist.com, the leader in online adult DVD rentals, wants to send you to this party.
One lucky winner is invited to party and rock out with the Burning Angels, VIP Style! Airfare and accommodations for two nights in the city that never sleeps - included! Date & Location of this secret event - to be announced!
But there's more...
How would you like to have your song(s) featured in the soundtrack of Joanna Angel's next movie? Imagine your song blasting on the stereo while hot alt porn girls are having sex on film. Joanna Angel is looking for hot new music to feature in her upcoming adult movies. If you know how to create the right type of music for a hard-hitting alt porn movie, send it in.
In addition to exposure and of course, bragging rights, you will be compensated with cash if your song is used in a movie.
We like to start out our mornings with a strong cup a coffee and a press release from All Media Play. Nothing wakes us up faster than 250 mg of caffeine and Will Rider announcing matter-of-factly that, "Beaver Hunt is for those who love fresh, new pussy."
Lovers of rotten, old pussy? You go elsewhere. Beaver Hunt 5 isn't for you.
After the jump, read all about forest conservation and beaver consumption...
With loveable sex kitten Riley Shy as the cover girl, Beaver Hunt 5 hits stores packed with beautiful young girls taking it off and getting boned very early on in their porn careers.
The fresh girl series borrows from the pages of HUSTLER Magazine in an attempt to bring the hottest new girls from all across America who are willing to undress and have sex on camera. The interesting thing is that once many of these girls get that first early taste of sex under the bright lights of a porn shoot, they dive headfirst into a career of professional fucking.
"It's very difficult to keep these girls under wraps after we shoot them because once they get paid for doing some relatively easy work, that's all they want to do from that point on. Most of them get an agent and jump into the deep end of the pool in an attempt to be the next super sex starlet," stated Jeff Mullen who along with Scott David produces the series with Hustler Video®.
"You should hear the questions that Will Rider asks these girls during the pre-sex interview. I really think he loves everyone of those girls at that very moment," stated HUSTLER creative director Drew Rose.
Riley is joined by an eager gathering of delicious pop shot starlet wannabees including Addison Rose, Piper Parker, Siena Moore and Ryaan Reynolds. These girls in many cases are getting their very first taste of intercourse on camera with a total stranger. The very stunning Addison Rose is the picture of perfection with her soft olive skin, her sexy smile and her Brazil-like1 ass which is loved by the camera.
"I really felt comfortable shooting with Will Rider," Addison remarked. "He's really funny and I enjoyed the entire day on the set even though at first I was really nervous. My god, I almost didn't take my panties off," offered Addison during a battery changing break just before receiving a large load of thick jizz on her pretty face.
The multi-cultured Ryaan Reynolds has got to be one of porn's most intriguing new faces seems destined to appear on many box covers in the not too distant future. "I love fucking," she admitted.
Beaver Hunt 5 is often considered an amateur line because many girls are making their debut performances however Will Rider doesn't always see it that way. "We find these girls from the jump, but since most of them are dying to be porn stars, they shoot two dozen scenes before Beaver Hunt hits the market. So I just like to call them horny young girls who love to fuck and what can be better than that?"
Consumer interest in the Beaver Hunt series is reaching an all-time high as every new volume has outsold the previous.
As the funny saying from the 1970s went: Save a tree, eat a beaver. In this case you can save a tree and eat a Beaver Hunt Girl.
Beaver Hunt 5 stars Riley Shy, Addison Rose, Ryaan Reynolds, Piper Parker and Siena Moore having wild and dirty sex with professional studs.
Buy it today, jerk off tonight.
And who woulda thunk it? You can get your very own copy from Hustler Hollywood.
Digital Sin announced today that July 13 is the release date for the next installment in the worldwide best selling My Plaything series, featuring model turned porn star, Amy Ried.
Ried, who embodies the ultimate male fantasy with measurements of 36DD-23-35, gained immense popularity after appearing in numerous men's magazines. "It was such an honor to be chosen as a Plaything," beams Ried "I can't wait to see the final product. It's going to be awesome!"
Digital Sin's award winning My Plaything series continues to solidify its reputation as the premier interactive sex simulator with this latest addition. My Plaything Amy Ried will include several hours of interactive video, a bonus scene of a spontaneous on set coupling between Ried and superstar woodsman Eric Everhard, an in depth interview, strip teases, and the multitude of features that fans have grown to love.
Series creator/director Tyrone Shuz remarks, "Amy is gorgeous and was great to work with. This product is a must have for her fans as well as the legions of those she is about to be exposed to."
"And on the second day, God puts a firmament between the waters that are above and below the firmament." Hustler Video® decides that this day is perfect to release its new titles. Coincidence? Visit your local Hustler Hollywood location to find out.
Beaver Hunt #5 (106 min.)
Stars: Siena Moore, Piper Parker, Ryaan Reynolds, Addison Rose & Riley Shy
DVD Includes: Hot HUSTLER Trailers, Photo Slide Show, Animated Chapter Index, Hot Sex Talk
If you've been reading HustlerWorld for any length of time, you'd know about our crush on the off-the-charts-hotness of Crissy Moran and Angie Savage.
Not only are they insanely pretty, but they're two of the nicest girls in the industry. Case in point: Today, Miss Moran decided to IM us and send some behind-the-scenes snapshots of herself and Angie from when they did a scene together for Girlvana 2. We had actually visited the set for that movie, but missed them performing. That thumping sound you hear is our forehead hitting the desk repeatedly. Looking at these pictures, we definitely missed out.
Since we're the sharing type, we thought we'd pass along a few of the photos for your viewing pleasure.
There's a reason why guys like watching girl-on-girl action. After the jump, find out what that is.
Here's a little clip from the more-than-consistently good Daily Show. Louie Gohmert doesn't exactly like decorated veteran Jack Murtha's proposal to withdraw our troops from the retardation that is Iraq. The video gets amazing at about the 50 second mark. Enjoy!
In part 478 of our continuing series of who will be signing at Erotica LA this weekend, we bring you Gina Lynn. We're not going to say anything snarky. She appeared on the Sopranos and probably knows a few people who could make is cease breathing. Instead, we offer the release for your reading pleasure:
Adult Film Star Gina Lynn will meet with fans and sign autographs at the WantedList Booth at Erotica LA, held at the Los Angeles Convention Center this weekend.
Gina will be signing on Saturday from 11:00am until 3:00pm, and then on Sunday from 12:00pm until 5:00pm. "I am excited to meet my fans in Los Angeles. This show will be a lot of fun for me, and I look forward to an exciting weekend," says Gina.
Born in Mayaguez, Puerto Rico to Puerto Rican and Italian parents, Gina Lynn made her naked debut at an amateur night at Al's Diamond Cabaret. From her first-ever layout for Cheri magazine in 1997, to her mainstream role in the film Analyze That, Gina Lynn has made waves throughout the adult and mainstream industries. Gina's mainstream appeal skyrocketed when she answered a casting call to be a "Bada Bing" girl on the HBO smash The Sopranos and as a stripper on the hit NBC show, Third Watch. Hip hop giant Eminem personally chose Gina as the main girl in his video for the chart-topper (and included on the DVD for his runaway hit 8 Mile), "Super Man," which was a huge story in the mainstream world and covered by such outlets like Entertainment Tonight.
Gina currently has a distribution deal through Exquisite for her company, Gina Lynn Productions, which kicked things off with her ongoing series, Top Notch Bitches. At the 2005 AVN Awards, Gina won gonzo DVD of the year for Gina Lynn's Darkside, which was released through Jules Jordan Video for Evil Angel.
Award-Winning Director David Lord To Direct New Bad Seed DVD Line
Judging by the picture at right, David Lord either a) rides a motorcycle, b) drives a muscle car c) is a Scientologist or d) has no body. Whichever it us, he makes great porn and we've been a fan for a while now. When this release hit our inbox this morning, we did a little dance celebrating Bad Seed DVD's signing of the AVN award-winner.
Read on our wayward sons:
Bad Seed DVD, the new gonzo production company distributed through Adam & Eve, is pleased to announce it has signed AVN award-winning director David Lord for two exclusive lines of Bad Seed titles.
Set to shoot June 19th and the 25th, these two new lines are titled, Fresh Young Things, with all-new faces, and The Naturals, featuring women with 100% natural breasts. Stars Jenna Presley, Vixen, Liv Wilder, Lexi Love and Riley Shy are scheduled for Fresh Young Things, and Amy Reid, Sativa Rose, Carly Kabb, Sara Stone and Gabriel Banks are scheduled for The Naturals.
Lord, an industry veteran since 1988, got his start with Private USA. His sales background led the way to the launch of DVDs with Generation XXX and DVD production with Wicked Pictures. After winning his first AVN award for the production of Euphoria, he started directing at Evil Angel. His AVN award-winners Vault of Whores and Tales from the Crack are still fan and media favorites today.
"I have been lucky to work with some of the best, most creative people in the adult industry," says Lord. "My goal is to take today's best performers and create the edgiest, most compelling sex scenes I can for Bad Seed."
Bad Seed Producer MAC says, "We are ecstatic to be working with David Lord. He has made a name for himself in our industry and are sure he will take us to new levels of creativity and heat."
Much like Wrigley's Spearmint Gum™ and fat women, VCA has multiplied the amount of fun their releases offer by a factor of two. How you ask? By including a free DVD with all future releases! You think we're lying, don't you? Whatever. Read the release if you don't believe us:
VCA Pictures is giving the best "bang for your buck offer" in the business! With all future new releases, VCA will be including a free bonus DVD with every title.
VCA "Double the fuck for your buck" Pictures, is going the extra mile to make sure consumers are tuned in and turned on to the VCA brand and its stunning library of films. All of VCA Pictures' new releases; alt themed movies, MILF, Latina, Interracial and brand new College Girl series will come complete with a free additional bonus DVD. The bonus DVDs will contain either a whopping 4 hour long compilation (seriously, more fuck for your buck) or one of the VCA Pictures classic titles, freshly released on DVD.
The classic movie re-issues are all iconic films that are packed with legendary adult performers. Movies such as, Cashmere directed by Michael Ninn and Greg Dark's The Creasemaster are just a couple of the selections from the long and impressive catalogue of VCA titles. Now these frisky favorites are available as freebies.
An old school VCA fan, Keven Scotti says of the re-issue, "Revisiting the classics with DVD capabilities brings a whole new life to the films. I can't wait to freeze frame and slo-mo on some of my favorite moments, ones that I haven't seen since the tape busted. It may be silly, but I'm really excited!"
The compilations are an unbelievable 4 hours long and made up of some of the sexiest scenes under the VCA banner. The folks at VCA have searched through their extensive library, pulled some of the greatest scenes in VCA history and put them together for mind-blowing, marathon compilations. New release Ghould Gone Wild (Editor's Note: Awesome title.) comes with VCA's Gravest Hits a compilation of porn stars who have gone to that big orgy in the sky and Blonde Crack Attack is bundled with Anal Mania, a plethora of non-stop anal action.
VCA "Double the fuck for your Buck" Pictures gives away a bonus DVD with every title, it's the smartest choice in adult entertainment!
Now, we bet your thinking, "I'm interesting in purchasing the aforementioned movies, but I don't know where I could possible do this." That's why we're here. Go to Hustler Hollywood and click away.
For all of the coverage we've given to Mya Luanna (here, here and here) we hadn't actually seen her perform until last week's Van Styles' helmed Pin Up Honeys 2. The HustlerWorld signal has called us back to HQ every time she's been about to get down to business. We had been dying to know what this girl could do with a cock, so last Wednesday we scaled the walls of the Flynt building and removed the spotlight's 1000 watt bulbs1.
Nothing was going to keep us from watching HUSTLER's newest contract star perform last Thursday.
Our decision to participate in a little corporate self-sabotage was the right one. We've never been witness to anything remotely resembling Mya's display of enthusiasm and animal-like aggression during her scene with Mark Wood and James Deen before. We're still trying to process how this petite beauty—she's 5'1" and weighs less than a hundred pounds—managed to handle the two well-hung studs.
Before filming the scene, Van wanted to make sure she was up to the sexual task. This was her first performance with two guys and like any good director, Van wanted to make sure she'd be able to handle it.
"Don't worry, I'm gonna fuck the shit out of them." Mya said, assuaging any fears Van may have had.
"Do you pinky swear," he asked, channeling his inner 6-year-old girl2.
"I pinky swear."
The scene began with Miss Luanna on her knees taking turns fellating the mortgage payment earners of Mark and James. Mya's told us on numerous occasions that one of her favorite things is sucking cock. She wasn't kidding around! We wish our girlfriend would show half as much enthusiasm during our annual birthday BJ. This girl should be giving lessons. (Editor's Note: At Oral Roberts University, perhaps?)
After the oral warm up, she took turns riding each of the guys on a nearby couch. "Give me that fucking cock," she screamed, "Come on, fuck me!" And when we say "screamed", we mean SCREAMED. We like our ladies loud and Mya's one of the loudest we've ever heard. Police departments should seriously consider hiring her for their future crowd control needs.
While the guys were catching their breath and wiping the sweat that was starting to form, Mya said, "You guys are great, I'm loving this. Why can't all my scenes be like this?" Astonishingly, after the pounding she was giving the guys, she was barely out of breath and ready for more.
Making their way to a curved staircase, Mark Wood laid on his back and Mya went at him reverse cow-girl style. "Call me a fucking pin-up slut and smack my ass," she screamed, forgetting the name of the movie was Pin-Up Honeys. Not wanting to betray the organic progression of the sexual performance, Van didn't want to correct her. Hell, we think he was a little afraid she might mount him next...her dominance was almost intimidating.
After another much-deserved break, the group made its way upstairs to finish the scene. After 15 or 20 minutes of vigorous screwing, Mark and James were ready to finish. Their loads splashed on her face and slowly dripped down to her gorgeous breasts. The scene probably took no longer than two hours to film. We forgot how quickly Van shoots.3
"I think you look beautiful," Van said admiring what his direction wrought.
"This was my best scene ever," Mya responded.
Afterwards, when asked what he thought of Mya's performance Van had this to say: "She was great. Great energy. Great look." He then jokingly added, "I'm probably going to go home and beat off while I pretend I'm Mark or James."
While Pin-Up Honeys 2 won't be hitting shelves for a few months, you can still get your Mya fix by checking out any of her previous titles, all available from everybody's favorite adult emporium, Hustler Hollywood.
1 Don't worry, we replaced them.
2 You should see his "My Little Pony" collection. He's got the full set and doubles of Tulip Twinkle.
3 From what we've heard, filming isn't the only thing Mr. Styles does quickly. Oooooh....FACED!
Most standup comedy is just plain painful to listen to. With a few exceptions—Patton Oswald, David Cross, Buckminster Fuller, amonst others— we'd rather hear the continuous tone of a heart monitor hooked up to our own mother as she takes her last breath1 than sit through a set by a so-called edgy comic.
But thank Jeebus for Vivid! A porn star-hosted comedy night is the cure for a chronic case of not-fucking-funnyitis. All they need to do now is provide us with some earplugs and we'll make our way out to the Irvine Improv next Wednesday.
Read onward, Christian soldiers...
Vivid Entertainment, presents its fourth Southern California Vivid Comedy Night, this time starring four of the top performers in the industry, Vivid Girls Monique Alexander, Cassidey, Sunny Leone and Stefani Morgan. The event takes place on Wednesday, June 28th starting at 9 pm and will be taped for a future reality TV show based on the making of an upcoming Vivid film, Debbie Does Dallas...Again.
The first three Vivid Comedy Night events were held at The Hollywood Improv, but the June 28th event is moving a few miles south and will be held at the Irvine Improv.
Stefani Morgan, who was a popular mainstream model before joining Vivid last year, said "I had so much fun hosting the first Vivid Comedy Night in Hollywood. I'm really looking forward to working on another event because it's great to interact with the comedians and to see the audience having such a good time." Her co-hosts in Irvine include former Penthouse Pet of the Year (Leone), the star of the current hit movie To Die For (Alexander) and a gorgeous green-eyed brunette who recently returned to adult performing at Vivid (Cassidey).
The comedian stars who are set to provide an evening of edgy fun are Daniel Tosh (The Tonight Show with Jay Leno), Bert Kreischer (Rolling Stones' "#1 Partier in the Nation"), Sam Tripoli (The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson), The Greg Wilson (E! and VH1), and Matt Fulchiron (Last Comic Standing).
In addition to the non-stop comedy, audience members will receive a special gift courtesy of Vivid. Tickets are now on sale for $15 each and can be purchased through the Irvine Improv website or by calling 949-854-5455.
Hustler Video® contract stars MEMPHIS MONROE and MYA LUANNA will be appearing live, Wednesday, June 21st (that's TONIGHT), on KSEX radio from 7:30 to 9:00pm.
The two Hustler contract beauties have been traveling the country and will be fresh off their HustlerLive appearance on Tuesday night where Mya Luanna and her Co-Honey Memphis Monroe spent some 'one-on-one' time together.
When asked if she was excited about her Hustler Live and KSEX appearances with Memphis, Mya giggled, "I am excited to kiss her and play with her!"
The girls will be appearing on the Wankus show from 7:30 - 9:00 pm on Wednesday and it should be a riot with the witty Porn Jockey pulling out all the stops, asking Mya and Memphis everything you've ever wanted know about the HUSTLER Contract Stars and taking phone calls from fans.
Memphis Monroe has some exciting, feature movie releases coming out from Hustler Video® this year and will give listeners an "inside" scoop on what they can expect from the star in her first feature, Backwoods of Memphis as well as in, Pin-Up Honeys and the exceptional Hustler Exposed. Memphis is about to begin shooting her new big budget, blockbuster, the Hustler feature Aphrodisiac which is rumored to be the largest production by Hustler Video® to date.
Mya Luanna has just completed her first feature film for Hustler Video®, Naughts Nice Girl and can't wait to share some of her tantalizing tales from the set. Mya recently wrapped filming Pin-Up Honeys 2 where she indulged in a personal fantasy, her first boy/girl/boy three-way.
Don't miss one hot summer night on the KSEX airways tomorrow!
Adult entertainment icon Jenna Jameson and her six ClubJenna Girls are headed for Los Angeles this week for the huge Erotica LA show June 23-25 at Los Angeles Convention Center.
Jenna Jameson hosts Erotica LA June 23-25.
Jameson is the official spokesperson for Erotica LA and she will be on hand throughout to sign autographs and take photos with fans. She'll also appear with show co-host guitarist Dave Navarro (Jane's Addiction, Red Hot Chili Peppers), and his Camp Freddy band during a live three-hour broadcast on Indie 103 Saturday night.
Jameson's entourage will be the ClubJenna Girls, her adult film star protégés who are making public appearances at the ClubJenna booth (#1205). They include AVN Best New Starlet of the Year McKenzie Lee, former mainstream models Sophia Rossi and Chanel St. James, Playboy American Sex Star winner Brea Bennett, plus the stunning actress and adult superstar Ashton Moore and Perfect 10s original contract star Jesse Capelli.
The ClubJenna Girls are scheduled to appear Thursday afternoon at 3:30 pm June 22 on Power 106 FM's top-rated "Goodfellas" show.
HUSTLER Contract Superstars, Mya Luanna and Memphis Monroe, will be performing together for the first time in...less than 6 hours! Make sure you tune in to HustlerLive.com at 5pm (PST, porn standard time) to watch these two get their screw on.
It's going to be awesome, hot, sexy, masturbarific!
Digital Playground Releases Jesse Jane: Sexual Freak
Jesse Jane is a woman of many distinct personalities. First she was virtual. Then she was erotique1. Then she was all-American. Now, apparently, she's gone the way of Rick James and become a freak, a sexual freak. We don't know this for certain, but they'll probably be a few more incarnations of the woman who launched a thousand erections before she's through. Chemical Engineer? Horseman of the Apocolypse? Wal-Mart Greeter? Only time will tell.
But until that happens, take a look at the announcement:
Digital Playground is very excited to announce the release of Jesse Jane: Sexual Freak. Shot entirely on HD, Jesse Jane is at an all time high. Her insatiable lust and her pure power are exploited and showcased under Robby D.'s artful direction. Watch her take Tommy Gunn under her control, seduce Roxy Deville and Scott Nails simultaneously and order Erik Everhard to his knees. The power of sex is illuminated in this breath-taking Robby D. masterpiece, complete with jaw-dropping anal scenes from Marie Luv and Holly Wellin, as well as mind numbing boy / girl fuck fest between Sunny Lane and Marco Banderas. Jesse Jane: Sexual Freak will leave you tingling when it hits the streets on June 29th.
DP's exclusive contract star, Jesse Jane giggles, "This movie was all about me. I am a sexual freak. Robby D. created a backdrop and scenarios that allowed me to have total control. This movie was wonderfully fun to make and you'll see how much fun we had goofing off behind-the-scenes and in front of the camera too. It's hot." DP president, Samantha Lewis is pleased with the title, "Jesse is just unstoppable. This movie will do very well in every genre.'
Jesse Jane: Sexual Freak streets June 29th on DVD.
The video trailer for "Jesse Jane: Sexual Freak," can be viewed and downloaded higgity higgity here.
1 This is totally a made up word. We'll let it slide though—people don't jerk off to words. Unless they're really into James Joyce or some other highbrow nonsense.
How do you solve a problem like Maria? How do you catch a cloud and pin it down? The only thing we can think of is to take her to your nearest Hustler Hollywood location and introduce her to Hustler Video's® newest titles:
Asian Fever Anniversary Edition (108 min.)
Stars: Lily Thai, Jazmine Leih, Mia Smiles, Michelle Maylene, Tia Tanaka, Dragon Lily, Annie Cruz, Thi Michelle, & Maxine Star
DVD Includes: Hot HUSTLER Trailers, Photo Slide Show, Animated Chapter Index, Hot Sex Talk
The New York Times asks, "Do My Knees Look Fat to You?" As a matter of fact, they do. Now go get me a sandwich, fatty!
Admit it. You used to masturbate to Pamela Anderson's slo-mo run along the beach at the beginning of every Baywatch episode. Think that's still possible? Sheesh.
This story reminds of us a joke a dearly departed grandmother told us: What's better than winning five gold medals at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.
We complained earlier today that the adult entertainment industry might be running out of puns. But then, the pornography Gods smiled and sent us this little biddy, chock full of 'em in the first paragraph:
When it's time to put the "hop" back in the sack or you just want to make your partner "jump" for joy, Cindy Crawford and Pipedream have a basket full of goodies for you! Cindy's new "Luv Bunny" line of titillating toys.
There's never too much of a good thing and with Cindy Crawford's Luv Bunny Strap On you'll have all the bases covered for maximum pleasure. With a dial set of multi-speeds to choose from not only does this little devil fill you with pulsating joy but the soft jelly bunny ears at the base are perfectly placed to deliver the most erotic stimulation in two areas at once! The best part about this love rocket is that it will send your partner into outer space leaving your hands free to do with as you please, but that's up to you!
When you're ready to take it to the next level of bedroom mischief then look no further than Cindy Crawford's Tongue Tickler. This pink vibrating wonder is a must have in any frisky toy collection because not only does it send pulsating waves of comfort to your most aching areas but it also rotates for an added kick that will send you and your lover into over-drive! Adjustable speeds let you control every step of the action and just when you thought it couldn't possibly get any better let the triple action of the tongue tickler take you over the edge targeting yet another erogenous zone! This luv bunny will have you seeing stars.
Love the toys but feeling lonely? Is that special someone out of town and you need a little fantasy release. Cindy's here for you and she'll never say, "No". Let Cindy Crawford's Fuck Doll fulfill your wildest desires. Made in Cindy's own personal and lustful image, explore every inch of this insatiable sex icon for yourself! Wonder no more what it's like between the sheets with one of the industries hottest sex goddesses. You'll find yourself spending more time in the bedroom and who better to share it with than Cindy!
And, true believers, guess what? You can find these and numerous other Pipedream Products from the Academy Award™ Winning Hustler Hollywood.
Sinteractive Entertainment Releases The Dominators 2
Featuring adult superstar Cherokee's debut as a director, Sinteractive Entertainment releases the second volume in its critically acclaimed ethnic females-in-control series, The Dominators.
Starring Havana Ginger, Alexis Silver, Ayana Angel, Angel Eyes, Jazmine and Sinnamon, The Dominators 2 is in stores now. Submitting to the whims of the all-ethnic female cast are L.T., Tee Reel, Sledge Hammer and John E. Depth.
"I've been wanting to direct a title like The Dominators 2 for awhile now," Cherokee said. "As a performer, I've been in over 100 videos and I've had ideas kicking around in my head that I wanted see behind a camera. When Long G, the owner of Sinteractive, told me he was interested in having me direct, I jumped at the chance and shot some of those ideas. As fans who watch The Dominators 2 will see, I'm interesting in pushing boundaries."
Long G added that Cherokee is an important addition to Sinteractive's stable of fresh directors anxious to put their ideas to digital media.
"Cherokee's work captures women using their feminine power to bend men to their will," Long G said, "which is what The Dominators is all about. In The Dominators 2, as in volume 1, the women take control of the action. For fans of hot women taking charge of even hotter sex, The Dominators 2 delivers 100 percent ethnic pussy power."
Sinteractive's upcoming releases include Phetish Phantasy 3, directed by Mandy Bright, who helmed AVN Editor's Choice Hell's Angels. The last volume of Phetish Phantasy was nominated for AVN's Best Foreign All-Sex Release award. Phetish Phantasy 3 will be released on June 27, and will star an all-European cast, including Katy Parker, Black Diamond, Barbie, Susanne Brend and Mandy Bright.
Joanna Angel, of BurningAngel.com and Cum On My Tattoo fame, will be appearing on Loveline tomorrow night to help Dr. Drew give advice to 16-year-old girls with drug problems, drag queens with identity crises and grown men who can only get hard after watching Julie Childs debone a chicken. She'll be promoting her appearances at Erotica LA, the Babes and Aces Poker Tournament, and making a surprise announcement. We're looking forward to the contrasting advice given by both individuals. Hypothetical case in point:
Question from a college coed:
I'm thinking about trying anal sex with my boyfriend. Should I?
Dr. Drew's response:
Well, it is a high risk behavior and there are all sorts of conditions that can come about as a result. If you are going to engage in anal sex, I can't emphasize enough that you wear protection, use lots of lube and stop immediately if you feel any discomfort.
Joanna Angel's response:
Do you have any tattoos? Is your boyfriend black? Are you straight-edge and/or vegan? If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, let me film it. You can be in my next movie, Joanna's Trek 3: The Search for Cock.1
Make sure you tune in to KROQ tomorrow night from 10pm to midnight for what is going to tete-a-tete for the ages. Seriously.
If someone doesn't have a "Porn On the 4th of July" party, we're going to start thinking that the pornography pun well has run dry. But until that draught occurs, at least we have something to look forward to. Unfortunately for us, the party is open to the public. But our loss is your gain. Here it is, the release you've been waiting all your life to read:
Dozens of adult industry parties take place each year but few can compare to what is about to take place as the Lights, Camera, Get Some Action! Summer Bash gets set to rock Hollywood at 10PM Friday, June 23rd at the Day After nightclub.
Pure Vanilla, the leader in anonymous online payments in association with, Adam & Eve, Sex Z Pictures, Sextoy.com and WantedList.com are teaming up to throw a party guaranteed to make this a must-be-there evening as the summer sex celebration gets underway immediately following the first night of Erotica LA.
With a rooftop atmosphere and a bevy of superstar talent, a who's who of top adult stars, directors, mainstream celebrities, industry movers, shakers and gorgeous wannabees, Day After nightclub will be the hottest spot in Tinseltown as the adult entertainment industry gathers for a spectacular party.
Organized by LA porn party titans All Media Play and Intoxicate U, the Lights, Camera, Get Some Action! Summer Bash will be donating a portion of the proceeds to the Free Speech Coalition.
The red carpet arrivals area will be ablaze in lights as a parade of sexy stars face a barrage of photographers as they make their way into the wild party. Nikki Benz, Video Team's Alexis Amore, Sin City's Hannah Harper, XRCO's Best New Starlet Hillary Scott (::swoon::), Penthouse Pet Charlie Laine, Pet of the Year Jamie Lynn and FOXE Vixen Award winner Sunny Lane will be joined by over 200 of today's top porn stars all partying the night away in grand fashion at the heart of Hollywood and Highland.
An adjacent media room will be abuzz with photographers, media types (hey, that's us!) and national television crews including Gary Garver of the Howard Stern Show capturing the beautiful adult movie stars during this amazing evening.
At the most recent parties thrown by All Media Play and Intoxicate U sex loving souls partied the night away at the massive Dark Angels 2 Burbank bash and the Sex Z Pictures Decline party at the Knitting Factory making them two of the greatest parties of all time. The Lights, Camera, Get Some Action! Summer Bash promises to deliver everything anyone could want in an amazing party.
The Free Speech Coalition will be receiving a portion of the proceeds from this party which makes this not only a fun night but an important night as well. Don’t miss the Lights Camera, Get Some Action! Summer Bash because once it's over it's over! The party is Friday, June 23rd and that's sooner than you think.
If you see us there, buy us a drink. We'll be the one wearing a shirt that says, "Buy Us A Drink".
We absolutely loved this movie, but this press release is definitely missing something. There's no mention of one of our favorite girls in the industry: Daisy Marie.
Anywho, here's the release in all of it's punctuation-corrected glory:
"How can you go wrong when you put the words 'barely', 'legal', 'school' and 'girls' into a movie title," stated rising director Will Rider referring to the terrific first week enjoyed by the release of Barely Legal School Girls which debuted for Hustler Video last week.
Rider was ecstatic over first week sales figures setting a record for most first week sales by a Barely Legal offshoot line pleasing the powers that be over at Hustler Video who have entrusted the Britney Rears director with the important project.
"Barely Legal School Girls was a winner from the moment I saw the box art," stated David Diamond director of sales for Hustler Video. "It had instant appeal, the girls are all cute and the package looks great."
Barely Legal School Girls was released last week and if early indications hold steady, this could be one of Hustler's biggest titles of the year. At present, Will Rider is also directing Barely Legal Innocence and Barely Legal My 1st Job which is set for a fall release but with this sparkling debut, Barely Legal School Girls has a bright future.
"Anytime you have the responsibility of completing a project that has the legacy of Barely Legal it adds a certain extra amount of importance to your task. First off, you know that this movie better be great because you don't want to be embarrassed if it isn't," Rider offered.
Barely Legal School Girls revolves around a fictitious university sorority called Alpha Pussy Chi where academic studies are far from the minds of horny young girls. The girls are surrounded by colorful settings and youthful props giving the debut title an authentic collegiate feel and youthful exuberance with up close and personal sex.
"This is so much fun," stated 18 year old brunette cutie Michelle Maylene as she colored in a school book with a big fat purple pen.
"Hey, this shouldn't be rocket science but to pull this off correctly you have to make it look beautiful, have some fun and pack it with really cute young girls. Barely Legal School Girls is all of that and more but if you're looking for a plot, check the Da Vinci Load or Britney Rears 2," Will Rider joked. "But if you love the cutest, youngest girls getting banged, this is your movie."
Sunny Lane, Michelle Maylene, Valerie Vasquez, Ashley Steel, Lexi Love, Adrianna and Leola Jossi, and Daisy Marie get totally naked during some fun loving hardcore sex including a 5 way all-girl lesbo romp. Massive dicks add to the appeal during beautifully shot sex scenes.
Barely Legal School Girls is pleased to continue the fine American tradition of young girl porn and is selling briskly in stores and online everywhere. Get your copy today!
And where can you get your copy, you ask? Why Hustler Hollywood, of course!
Update: We've just been informed by Will Rider that Daisy Marie was, in fact, mentioned in the cast list. Our apologies for not noticing this sooner.
Update #2: Will Rider just sent us this little love note: "In fact Daisy was such a great fuck, that the editors are still wiping themselves off. Truly, she turned in one of the greatest sex scenes I have ever seen, let alone shot. What a broad this babe is." Now that's saying something!
We caught up with Miss Luanna and demanded that she tell us what she's looking forward to concerning tomorrow's HustlerLive.com appearance with Memphis Monroe. This is what she had to say:
"I haven't kissed her yet. I'm dying to kiss her and suck on her nipples."
If we were German, we'd say that's ich bin ein HOT.
Tune it to HustlerLive.com tomorrow at 5pm (PDT) to witness all of the hardcore nipple-sucking action.
Vicious Media Distribution has added yet another studio to its family of up and coming production clients. Eruption Films, a studio with a great deal of ambition, has signed a 1 year deal to release 2 titles per month, including a MILF line, a Blow Job line with true "Oral Cream pies" and a hand job/sex line.
Eruption Films marks the 8th addition to the list of rising stars. Vicious has also inked deals with T-Reel Entertainment, Corrupt Pictures and My Wife's Friends Productions all within the last 90 days. Vicious is also exclusively distributing films for Full Throttle Productions, Pervert on Video Productions, Vicious Studios and Assassin Pictures.
The company plans to release a total of 4 new titles this month. With the promise of 8 titles hitting the streets in September.
"There is no question that the positive energy that Vicious and our impressive collection of Studio Partners bring together is a true testament to the future success of the company," said Eric Hunter, CEO of Vicious Media Distribution, "we are dedicated to the representation of start up studios with a focus on co-branding and marketing which will undeniably result in success for all of us."
Vicious Media Distribution has added several new customers almost every week since its inception. The company has also made great initial presence in Foreign, Broadcast and online markets.
Digital Playground and the highly acclaimed and multi-awarded director, Robby D., are very proud to announce the third volume in a new line of superior hardcore adult DVDs titled, Control 3. Shot entirely on HD, Control 3 is delivered on 2 Discs, with 2 rock-hard, roaring anal scenes, 3 slippery-wet pussy fucks, 2 orgasm-inducing masturbation delights, 1 juicy blow-job featuring stringers and the lovely Naomi, lots of extra face fucking, plus an amazing bonus scene with Jenaveve Jolie.
With over 3 1/2 hours of PURE tease, Control 3 has more hot girls more slammin' sex than any other porn we've seen. A culmination of Robby D's incomparable experience, knowledge and talent, Control follows no rules and no guidelines and as a result it knows no bounds.
Early review copies of Control 3 have caused a bit of a stir. DVD Talk writes, "In a word; YUM!... Highly Recommended for fans of hardcore gonzo sex. To sum it up, Robby D's Control 3 is one of the most strokable releases in recent memory for all that it offers fans." Adult DVD Now concurs stating, "I've seen thousands of adult movies in my career, and very few get my pulse going, but Control 3 is a different story. Each scene starts out as a big tease. The performers play hard to get, strutting their stuff, all the while luring you in. When they finally start interacting with each other, you are more than ready to watch, totally captivated by their erotic moves. The performers are gorgeous, as expected with any D.P. feature and the quality of the production is a perfect 10! And the sex, well, it's off the charts. This is a movie you won't want to miss."
Robby D. is proud of the series, "I have taken everything I've learned and gone back to basics. This series is about whatever is hot and horny. There's no rhyme and no reason; its only purpose is to get you off."
Control is always shot entirely on HD and offered in widescreen format with surround sound, motion chapter indexes, photo galleries, trailers and cum shot recaps. Digital Playground founder Joone is pleased. "Robby is a phenomenal director and an indispensable part of our production team. He's precise and articulate and he has spent years mastering his medium. Control reflects his artistry and imagery, Digital Playground's austere production values and hardcore, raincoater sex. It's hot and it's not clouded with innuendo or story."
Control 3 streets June 26th on DVD.
The video trailer for can be viewed and downloaded hizere.
When we received the following press release, we were kind of saddened at how mean its tone was. Imagine if someone actually went through the trouble of writing about how ugly and clueless you were. It'd be like high school all over again. We laughed at our gullibility when we looked at the attached picture and read the rest of the E-mail. We blame the media for our shortening attention span.
After the jump, see how we could make an honest mistake.
"That is one ugly bitch!" was the first response given when convention organizers poured over the photos of the mostly beautiful adult stars expected to attend this year's Exotic Erotic Ball in New York this Friday, June 16th and Saturday, June 17th.
The convention will be graced by a number of gorgeous adult superstars and since Hillary Scott who has taken over the lead role of the popular Britney Rears series was not able to appear in New York this weekend, the next best thing was to put somebody else in her place.
"I can't wait to meet my fans. I've worked really hard for this moment and I'm glad that Britney or um Hillary won't be here because that would really fuck up my spotlight," stated the look-alike who was unveiled recently on KSEX Radio.
In Britney Rears' place will be "The Official Britney Rears Look-a-Like" who will be meeting fans, pose for photos and sign autographs at the Genesis magazine booth during the entire run of the show.
The official Britney Rears look-a-like was overheard asking convention management if it was OK to hug and kiss the fans. Her response was met with stone cold silence and utter disbelief by the panel who offered no definitive reply.
Genesis magazine's editor-in-chief Dan Davis chimed in on the subject saying, "We're happy to have such beautiful stars here such as Taylor Wane, Carmen Luvana, Taryn Thomas, Tyler Faith, Brooke Hunter, Rebecca Love, Flower Tucci, Sunny Lane, Joanna Angel, Mercedez and our Genesis’ Sex Star Hunt winner Kristen Sky. Maybe it's just me but I'm not so sure what to expect from the official Britney Rears look-a-like. Maybe she just had a bad photograph taken that day or something because nobody is that ugly."
"I watched Britney's first two movies and she was a nice piece of ass and I heard that the new Britney is even hotter, but this look-a-like Britney is one ugly motherfucker," stated Pier 94 janitorial supervisor Cedric whose last name is being withheld upon request.
"I know there's gonna be some beautiful girls at this show but I don't think I'll be trying to bang that one," he muttered as he pushed a rolling trash can down the hall.
Hillary Scott seemed quite amused that the "Official Britney Rears Look-a-Like" is making an appearance in New York saying "Who gave her the official title anyway? I hope it wasn't Will Rider?" Hillary mused in reference to the series fast rising director.
Porn superstar and KSEX Radio personality Tyler Faith had this to say about the official Britney look-a-Like, "I don't know, I think she's kind of sexy. I'll probably end up sleeping with her on the first night."
Fans of Britney Rears can get the next best thing by visiting the Genesis magazine booth at the Erotic Exotic Ball this weekend in New York and saying hello to the "Official Britney Rears Look-a-Like."
Wankus is the Official Britney Rears Look-a-Like.
"I love to poke fun at this entire Britney Rears deal because it's such a great character and the damn thing sells like ice water in the desert", Wankus said.
The Erotic Exotic Ball runs this Friday and Saturday, June 16th and 17th at Pier 94 New York City.
This poor woman lost her job because her boobies got bigger. She should apply for a job here at HustlerWorld. We're always looking for interns with ginormous racks.
FEMA might think that spending money on "adult erotica" constitutes fraud, but we disagree. The money was for disaster relief. And what offers more peace of mind than looking at jubblies?
We agree with the New York Times about breast feeding. But while they think that bottle feeding is dangerous, we just like seeing ta-tas in public.
Continuing today's theme of mammary worship, check out this nice young San Diegoan's blog about her breast-enhancement surgery. Did we mention we need interns?
We went all Mission Impossible last night and broke into Hustler Video's Top Secret Script Containment Vault®. With the president of the Van Styles Fan and Book Club's help, we made it through the eye and hand scans, over the piranha-filled moat and snuck by our girlfriend's mom1.
Putting ourselves in harm's way was worth it, though. We're one of the first people anywhere to read the script for Aphrodisiac, a new production starring HUSTLER Contract girl, Memphis Monroe.
The script has some pretty lofty aspirations. LOOSELY based on Indiana Jones2, the story involves a quest for what is, basically, a magical piece of tail. We don't want to give too much away, so we'll just offer a few choice lines:
"I prefer it with your clothes on. Something about watching a naked man get beaten to death strikes me as, well, gay."
"I promise you, I am not as careless as my dead brother. My hands won't be melting away."
"Fuck me for as long as you like—in any way you like. I am here for you."
"I want these mothafuckin' snakes off this mothafuckin' plane!"3
"Two naked babes, consumed with a desire to have sex and you and I can't even touch our dicks! If that's not torture, I don't know what is!"
Filming is slated to begin on the feature early next month. Check back often as we'll be keeping you updated about what some are calling Hustler Video's® most ambitious project to date.
1 When did they add her to the payroll?
2 HustlerWorld. Keeping the lawyers away since 2006.
Exotic Erotic Ball, Now With Amateur Stripper Contest and Press Conference
We're amused at the fact there's a press conference being held in conjunction with a striptease contest. We picture hard-hitting questions about missing pasties and unclean stripper poles. We also expect full media spin, McClellan-style.
The full release:
The Exotic Erotic Expo and Ball, in conjunction with Rick's Cabaret International, Inc. (NASDAQ: RICK), is proud to announce the Exotic Erotic Amateur Strip Off Contest and Press Conference, June 14, 2006, from 5:00 p.m. to 6:30 p.m., at Rick's Cabaret, New York City's most upscale adult nightclub (50 West 33rd Street, between Fifth Avenue and Broadway, New York City). Male and female participants who complete a 60-second "street-clothing-to-underwear" improv bump-and-grind striptease will win two All Access Exotic Erotic Ball VIP Passes (a retail value of $250.00). In addition, anyone attending dressed in costume, lingerie or pajamas will receive two free tickets to the Exotic Erotic Expo, June 16 from 2 p.m. to 10 p.m. and June 17, from 2 p.m. to 6 p.m. Admission to Rick's Cabaret is free from 5:00 p.m. to 6:30 p.m.
Members of the press are formally invited to cover the event at Rick's Cabaret. Perry Mann, the founder of the Exotic Erotic Expo and Ball, with performers, celebrities, adult actresses and moguls, and other Exotic Erotic Ball personalities will be on hand to answer questions and confirm press credentials for the Exotic Erotic Expo and Ball.
The Exotic Erotic Expo and Ball, the internationally acclaimed Celebration of Flesh, Fetish, and Freedom, and—according to E! Entertainment TV—"The World's Wildest and Sexiest Party," comes to New York City's Pier94NY on June 16 and 17, 2006, and is sponsored by Rick's Cabaret.
The Ball itself, which has been titillating San Francisco audiences with stimulating festivities for 26-years, will be held on Saturday Night, June 17, 9:00 p.m. to 3:00 a.m. The Ball will features musical guests Thomas Dolby, George Clinton, Mötley Crüe's Tommy Lee with DJ Aero and King Norris, featuring Fred Norris from the Howard Stern Show. In addition, world-renowned adult actresses Tera Patrick, Carmen Luvana, Taylor Wane, Flower Tucci, Sunny Lane, and Violet Blue will also be making stage appearances, performing, and signing autographs.
Exotic Erotic Ball, Now With Carmen Luvana and Taryn Thomas
Adam & Eve Exclusive Contract Star Carmen Luvana and top adult film actress Taryn Thomas will be signing at the First Annual New York City Exotic Erotic Ball & Expo this weekend, June 16th and 17th.
Both stars will be signing at the Genesis magazine booth, promoting Adam & Eve titles they have appeared in. The landmark event, to be held at Pier 94 on Manhattan's West Side on June 16th and 17th will feature a plethora of the adult industry's biggest names and the latest in adult novelties and news.
Luvana, fresh from shooting the soon-to-be-released Adam & Eve Pictures' titles Tailgunners and O: The Power of Submission, is excited to return to her New York roots. "I grew up here," she says, with her Brooklyn/Puerto Rican accent. "New York is my second home!"
Thomas agrees. "Being a New Jersey girl, I am excited to be a part of a new fresh event on the east coast. I really hope the show goes well, so that this could evolve into something more...and I could come back year after year and be with the fans that don't get out west too much."
"Adult film fans in the New York area are going to be treated to an event unlike any other they have ever been witness to," said Dan Davis, Editor-in-Chief of Genesis. "Carmen and Taryn are amazing stars, and I can't wait to have them at our booth with all the amazing girls present."
Carmen and Taryn are also scheduled to appear on The Howard Stern Show Thursday, June 15, as well as other media appearances.
If anyone knows where we can get a hold of this yearbook let us know and we'll pay top dollar. And by "top dollar" we mean "nothing." Still, it'd be nice to have a copy.
A teacher carrying on an innapropriate relationship with one of her students is de rigueur at this point. This one, however, is girl on girl. Boner inducing.
We like this guy's moxie. We can, in fact, laugh at ourselves.
We grew up in the town next to this one. Good to see ol' Snortport is still making headlines.
VCA Pictures has uncovered files belonging to preeminent director Jim Holliday detailing his plans for future and unfinished projects. VCA is devoted to bringing Holliday's movies to life paying special attention and homage to his biggest themes and penchant for filming hot sex. VCA Pictures' first Holliday release will be an interpretation of the classic Eye Candy. This two disk set will include Jim Holliday's full-length original classic Eye Candy never before released on DVD.
After the passing of Jim Holliday, VCA had access to his former office which was laden with his archives, boxes of files, his computer records and photos. The bounty lay in storage for awhile until, on a reconnaissance mission, Wit Maverick stumbled upon a gold mine.
Said Maverick, "Some of Jim's files were clearly distinguished for future projects that he was unable to get to. The treasure trove included many handwritten notes on whatever he could find when an idea struck—from gum wrappers to napkins to notations in margins..."
Director Jim Holliday was known for his trademark all-white outfits, the moccasins he wore, designer shades, and an out-of-control smoking habit. He was also known for inspiring many in the industry, engendering great affection for his idiosyncratic ways.
Jim Holliday's notes were the frantic scribbles and chicken scratch of a genius trying to keep up with the speed of his thoughts. Much like the math genius, John Nash, whose numeric acuteness demanded to be explored on whatever surface was handy as the idea struck. John Nash may have in fact been an idol of Holliday's, whom often said his given name was Jack Nash connoting a shared genealogy with the mathematician. It has been revealed that Jack Nash is also a self given pseudonym further deepening the mystery.
VCA Pictures intends to pick up where Holliday left off resurrecting some of his most successful lines and following through on his truncated dreams using the riches of the files and notes he left behind as a guide. To give the future Holliday films the flare and authenticity they deserve, VCA will reach out to the people who knew him best, like Wit Maverick and Bill Margold—those who knew him as well as anyone could know a recluse like Jim Holliday.
It has been said that Jim Holliday was, "The High Priest of cheerleaders, sorority babes and nurses." VCA looks forward to doing right by the late Jim Holliday and is humbled by the opportunity to carry on the torch that has been left by this great director and bring his unmade films to life.
You can pick up your very own copy of Eye Candy from everybody's favorite online retailer, Hustler Hollywood.
New York City's summer temperature will soar even higher when TeraVision President and Vivid contract superstar Tera Patrick and her bevy of beautiful starlets hit the Big Apple to do an exclusive signing at the TeraVision booth for the first-ever NYC Exotic Erotic Expo and Ball.
The heat wave hits NYC on June 16 thru 17 as the long-running adult party event debuts in NYC. It will be emceed by master magician Paul Nathan with confirmed star-studded musical performances by funk legend George Clinton, 5-time Grammy winner Thomas Dolby, King Norris featuring Fred Norris from The Howard Stern Show, and rock star Tommy Lee doing a turn as DJ with DJ Aero—the pair will mix big-ass analog bass, breakbeat and dirty electro house music. Some of the world's top burlesque and fetish artists will join the festivities, which will also include a bevy of adult film stars, fetish fashion shows, and contests with $10,000 in cash and prizes.
Over the last quarter-century, the Exotic Erotic Expo and Ball has turned from local legend to world-renowned festival celebrating human sexuality and freedom of expression. Showcasing a wide variety of all things erotic, exotic, sensual, and sexy, E! Entertainment TV says "It's the World's Wildest and Sexiest Party". Signing at the TeraVision booth for this years Expo is sex goddess Tera Patrick, TeraVision's sultry contract star Yasmin Taylor, the insatiable Nautica Thorne, the ravishing Eva Angelina, and the always irresistible Vivid contract star Lacie Heart. Fans are in for a treat when the girls hit the booth for a "face to face" you won't forget.
And as if a little personal signing time wasn't enough Expo attendees will also be able to catch Tera in a special performance at the Exotic Erotic Expo and Ball sure to send hearts racing! Tera will tease and tantalize the audience in specially made fetish couture, but will not reveal details of her performance at this time. "I don't want to spoil the show by giving away what my performance will consist of, you will just have to wait and see what special surprises I have in store for you, but I can tell you that it is guaranteed to be highly erotic and very interactive", Patrick said with a note of mischievousness.
Did you know that every four years countries from around the globe come together and take part in the most popular soccer tournament on the planet? Yeah, we don't really give a crap either. More importantly, every seven days Hustler Video® releases new titles for your masturbatorial consumption. Now that's something to cheer about. New pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorn!
Anal Extremes 2 (145 min.)
Stars: Brooke Haven, Davia Ardell, Flower Tucci, Veronica Jett, Kelly Wells, & Lyla Lei
DVD Includes: Hot HUSTLER Trailers, Photo Slide Show, Animated Chapter Index, Hot Sex Talk
File this under, "You've got to be fucking kidding me." We received the following release and had to do a double take. Where we're from, they still have golf courses that don't allow blacks or Jews to become members. We'd love to see the reaction on Chet VonBlueblood's face if he ever came across this on the links.
Between last week's DP and this, we've pretty much seen at all.
Commence suspension of disbelief:
You can now take Jenna Jameson on the golf course with you to unnerve your opponents as you sink that 20-footer. She's available in a "tip and strip" novelty Jenna Jameson Putter from Colorado Sand Dollar LLC of Denver and its Blueball Sports division.
"I always thought putting was the best part of my game, and now I can help everyone else to master the short stroke," says Jameson, who declines to reveal her handicap.
At $69.95, the JJPutter looks and handles like an ordinary putter, but as you remove it from your golf bag and flip it over to hit the ball, a two-dimensional, topless image of the adult mega star begins to reveal itself. The putters are available for pre-sale now exclusively through www.JJPutter.com and will ship on June 30th. They will be available at selected retail outlets later.
Working on the same gravity-feed principle as the "tip and strip" ballpoint pen a black curtain floats up underneath the grip when you hold the putter with the club head down. When you tip it back up to replace it in your golf bag, the screen slides back into place. The putter conforms to PGA Tour specifications, although the grip is a bit wider than normal to accommodate the image printed inside the transparent shaft.
"You want to go see Van Styles shoot on Saturday," asked his biggest admirer at Hustler Video® "He's filming Nadia Styles' first DP."
"Is it vaginal and oral," we questioned, later realizing we've just solidified our place between Brutus and Cassius in the ninth circle of hell1.
"It's a true DP, anal and vaginal," she responded, drawing a heart and writing "Mrs. Van Styles" in the middle.
"Well then. Why not?" Saturday morning cartoons haven't been good since 1992, anyway.
Finding out that it would be filmed in the same house that was used for Barely Legal Corruped #7 only added to our excitement. It's not every day that we get to travel back to the 80's simply by walking through someone's front door.
We put on our best Member's Only jacket and skinny tie, feathered our hair and invested heavily in IBM. If Timecop taught us anything, messing with the space-time continuum should be avoided at all costs. We're not about to cause the universe to collapse upon itself simply because we wore a Nirvana t-shirt.
We greeted Van and he immediately introduced us to the lovely Nadia Styles. He previously shot her first anal and first interracial scenes, so there was a great deal of comfort shown between the two. Wearing a Hustler shirt, boy shorts, gray and hot pink striped thigh-highs and the requisite stripper shoes, she was what the kids today call "bangin'".
"Can you be the creepy guy looking through the window2," Nadia asked us shortly after meeting. "I love the creepy guy."
While we would have loved to oblige her, we wouldn't be making our screen debut that day. It's not because our mother would object—she'd probably show all of her friends—Van hadn't figured our day rate into his budget. HustlerWorld may work on the weekend, but we don't work for free. Momma didn't raise no fool.
While Van was shooting stills of the lovely Miss Styles, we were hypnotized by her tan-line free posterior. Seriously, we quit smoking and feel the need to bark anytime a cell phone rings. Now that's fantastic ass!
While pictures were being snapped, we learned that Nadia would be getting implants and some other work done the following Monday. Asked our opinion of her decision, we channeled our late father, the king of the correct answer: "Whatever makes you happy." Personally, we don't think she needs them, but we applaud her for being in the industry for over 3 years without going under the knife. We've been in the adult business for less than a year and we've already gotten butt implants, a face-lift, our eyes done, liposuction and had 3 tattoos removed.
"All we need is some cock and we got ourselves a DP," Nadia exclaimed, marking the end of Van's photo session.
That cock would come in the form of Mark Wood, Sasha and Mr. Pete, who arrived shortly thereafter.
While the woodsmen were getting ready, we got to listen in as Van and Nadia discussed her first experience with anal sex with her first boyfriend.
"We did it with Vaseline. I should be a sponsor," she laughed.
Nadia thinks he's embarrassed by her now. She doesn't care though: "He's just jealous because I get more pussy than he does."
With the guys ready to go, Nadia told Mr. Pete, "I want you to lick my pussy."
Responding, as only Mr. Pete3 could, "Well lets get that shit over with before everyone starts poking it!"
Then, while engaging in a little off-camera warm-up coitus, Mr. Pete was demanding, "Tell me I have a small penis! Tell me I have a small penis!"
She was more than happy to oblige, screaming, "You're cock is so small," while riding him cow-girl style.
Before the scene began, Van told the trio of guys, "You still have a day to talk her out of [the breast surgery]."
"Baby, don't do it," Mr. Pete pleaded. "Put a down payment on my Escalade. I'll show you more love than those titties ever could."
With the joking out of the way, Mr. Styles started filming the 4 temporary lovers, beginning with Nadia on her knees taking turns fellating the male talent. At that point it dawned on us: There would be 3, well-hung naked dudes, Nadia, Van and myself on the set. That's it. They'd also be filming a DP, which, to put it mildly, ain't our thang.
Nadia admitted to being a little nervous before the filming began. We didn't say this to her at the time, but so were we. We like our hardcore, graphic sex to be as vanilla as possible. When the ratio of naked dudes to naked girls passes 2:1, we usually skip to the next chapter. Unfortunately, we couldn't fast-forward to the BTS that day. We were stuck with a bird's eye view of the whole proceeding. We spent most of the scene with our face shoved in our notebook, trying to avoid the one-eyed gaze of giant shlong.
Why anyone in his or her right mind would be into watching this sort of thing is beyond us. But here's the thing: People are. And they have every right to be. We're in no position to judge what should or should not get people off. If rubbing mint jelly on your taint while having racial epithets screamed at you gets you hard and/or off, there's some lamb in the oven and you're a dumb cracker.
We have to mention two things about our visit to the set:
Firstly, from what we were able to handle watching4, the filming of a double penetration is a pretty difficult undertaking, logistically speaking. When Van mentioned to Mark and Sasha he wanted to try for a standing DP, Mr. Pete chimed in with, "[They] must feel strong today!" While Nadia's a petite girl, we couldn't imagine what the strain of having to both lift and bang her for any extended period of time would do to our back. They had to shoot this position over several takes to get enough usable footage.
Secondly, we admire Van for creating an environment where Nadia's comfort was placed above all else. At any time during the filming she wanted to stop5 , he would have been more than receptive and understanding and done so immediately. He's built up a great deal of trust with his female performers and we sincerely doubt that he would sacrifice that relationship.
When the scene was drawing to a close, Van asked Nadia what she thought the pop shot should involve. "I like to swallow, but I'll take a facial," she responded, seemingly reading Van's mind. The guys each took turns shooting their load onto Nadia's willing face and after a few more pictures were snapped, Nadia Style's first DP was finished.
Later that evening, we ran into Nadia at the party for Shane's World 10th Anniversary. We asked her how she was feeling after the shoot. "I loved it, but I was tired at the end. I went home and took a nap."
1 For the Divine Comedy scholars out there, we know that this particular circle is reserved only for traitors, but "third circle of hell" doesn't sound nearly as impressive. Go outside, get some sun and don't be such a stickler for relatively obscure literary references. No one likes it when you do that.
2 We were slightly offended she typecast us as "the creepy guy", but we hadn't shaved in like a week. The label was apt.
3 Mr. Pete actually named himself that in an homage to Mr. Marcus.
4 Our personal preferences aside, you can't possibly blame us for not wanting to stare at giant penises all afternoon.
It's been another fun-filled week here at HustlerWorld HQ. Here's a rundown of the highlights from the past 5 days.
We paid a visit to the set of Caesar Bonobo's GirlzSportz and saw Eva Angelina's Hitler mustache.
Spike TV aired a documentary about the man who signs our paychecks, Larry Flynt.
Hustler TV signed Andrew Blake to an exclusive distribution deal. It's called a juggernaut, bitch!
Stefani Morgan was nice enough to grant us an interview. We're pretty sure this isn't true, but we heard she has a crush on us.
After visiting the set of Girlvana 2 we had to go home and take a shower. Seriously, Nikki and Jenna, where'd you get those filthy mouths?
We called out Luke Ford on his asinine posturing. Luke Ford, it's Australian for douche.
Mya Luanna reminded us why she's a Hustler contract girl. And made us want to visit our local library.
We wrote this update from the comforts of our palatial estate in West Hollywood. Whoever's Internet bandwidth were "borrowing" right now, you have our gratitude.
Since becoming a contract girl at the beginning of May, Mya Luanna's been one busy woman. She had her first shoot a couple of weeks ago where she filmed Hustler Exposed. Last week, she filmed her first feature, Mya Luanna's Naughty Nice Girl. Right now, she's in Miami (along with our other contract girl, Memphis Monroe) making sure fans of porn are treated to her exotic brand of sensuality. Never let it be said that contract girls have it easy. We make sure we get our money's worth.
We were lucky enough to watch her work on the set of Naughty Nice Girl. Wearing a form-fitting business suit, absolutely nailing the "sexy librarian" thing, Mya looked amazing. While we didn't appreciate her non-prescription glasses—we've been cursed with Myopia and are forced to wear them out of necessity—we must admit they completed her wardobe perfectly.
We've been consistently amazed by this foreign beauty's effortless charms and the way in which she commands the camera. It takes a certain intangible quality to make jaded pornographers take notice. Whatever that quality is, Mya has it in spades.
"I'm very excited before I get to do [a] scene, but when the camera's on, I almost become a different person," Mya was telling Caesar Bonobo, the film's director, during their Q and A session. Highlighting the dichotmy between her seemingly opposite personalities (Editor's Note: Did you really just write that?), Caesar slowly coaxed Mya into explaining her transformation from nice girl into raging sex kitten.
"I used to work in a dentist's office, I was a very good girl," she said. "But it wasn't for me."
She moved to Vegas and became a dancer.
"Living in a small town, everyone knew me so I had to be [careful]," she said. "But living in Vegas, I could be what I wanted. I could let my hair down and go crazy. And I did. It was a liberating experience."
When asked to demonstrate the difference between how a "nice" girl dresses and a "naughty" girl dresses, Mya unbuttoned the top few buttons on her blouse and said, "This."
We were looking forward to listening to the rest of the interview and watching Mya shoot her scene with Van Damage, but pressing matters at HustlerWorld HQ caused us to leave before getting to do so.
We'll be on set for her next movie, so we'll be able to fill you in on what this girl's like where it counts most.
Until then, why not take a looksie at the movies Mya has available now? Believe it or not, you can get your dirty, little hands on them at Hustler Hollywood.
"If I was a great writer or reporter, do you think I'd be writing primarily on porn? No way. I'm only here because I'm not good enough (as yet) to make it anywhere else." —Luke Ford (at least he knows he's a no talent hack)
Like everyone in the adult entertainment industry, we read LukeIsBack on an almost daily basis. When he writes something attacking the industry, it doesn't really bother us. While we find his intentions in doing so a confused, muddled mess of hypocrisy, self-loathing and arrogance, he's pretty harmless. But then he's gotta go and say something like this:
"Nobody who could be shooting or writing for Vanity Fair magazine or Hollywood is making porn or writing about porn. Porn is a refuge for the lazy, for people who don't want to push themselves to do something noble."
First off, the structure of the first sentence is wrong. It should read:
"Nobody who could be writing for Vanity Fair or shooting for Hollywood is writing about porn or making porn."
Notice how the verbs correspond to their respective nouns? You think the writing skills of someone as prolific as Luke would actually improve over time. We sincerely hope he was being ironic when he wrote that sentence.
Secondly, saying that porn is a refuge for people who don't want to do something noble is a laughable concept given his mentioning of Vanity Fair and Hollywood. Since when has writing about Lindsay Lohan (recently featured on the cover of V.F.) become a noble pursuit? Since when did directing something like Garfield 2: A Tail of Two Kitties deem one worthy of a humanitarian award?
If he's going to make sweeping generalizations, he's got to use better examples to back up his claims.
We'll take writing about the Rose sisters over writing about the Hilton sisters any day of any week of any year. At least Ava and Mia know that they're whores—and awesome ones at that.
Project Gutenberg—named after this guy, not this guy—has finally released an electronic book that we might actually make use of. The 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue by Captain Grose et al. is full of obscure words and phrases that are sure to help us out when we are at a loss. To wit:
ADMIRAL OF THE NARROW SEAS: One who from drunkenness vomits into the lap of the person sitting opposite to him.
ARBOR VITAE: A man's penis.
STATE: To lie in state; to be in bed with three harlots.
Look for us to make full use of this dictionary in the future. Who said writing about pornography can't be educational?
It's no secret the Midwest is known for hot sticky summer nights but when Shy Love invades Kansas City, Missouri on June 15-17 she's bringing new meaning to the term "record breaking" heat wave!
That's right, the searing seductive sex mega-star will be bringing 3 nights of erotic fun to the lucky boys and girls of Kansas City. This is your chance to see every heart-stopping inch of the legend you've watched on the screen for so long "live" and "in person".
If you think Shy's movies are hot, well, you ain't seen nothing yet! Following each show the sultry Shy is available for lap dances, autographs, and polaroid's. Additional merchandise will be available for purchase including full size posters, 8X10s, web site memberships, and her latest, greatest, and hottest movies!
Be sure to catch Shy on June 15-17 at:
Bazooka Showgirls
1717 Main St
Kansas City, Missouri
Come out and get a little hot and sticky with Shy Love for this limited 3-night engagement only at Bazooka Showgirls. Who knows? Maybe Shy will make some lucky boy or girl part of the act! The only way to know for sure and to get in on all the sexy fun is to be there June 15-17! For more information about Shy Love please visit her at www.shylovexxx.com.
We stopped by the set of Zero Tolerance's Girlvana 2 yesterday expecting some traditional, girl on girl hardcore action. We didn't know beforehand that we would be in the company of two of the filthiest mouths in the industry: Nikki Nieves and Jenna Pressley. We tried to count how many times the F-bomb was dropped in the two hours were were there. We lost count at around 300. We also tried to keep track of how often they spat upon one another, but again, we failed. A conservative estimate would be between 60 and 70.
It was amazing to see a crew—usually immune to such dirty talk—almost blush when Miss Nieves and Miss Presley would spew forth a torrent of obscenity . Mike Quasar, the film's director, had to turn the camera off at one point and ask the girls to tone it down. A porn director asked his two performers to ease up on the pottymouth...that's saying something.
There's a point in everyone's life when they are absolutely certain they are going to Hell. For us, that point came yesterday.
Following the jump, the highlights of what was said during the day's sojourn.
"Your cunt tasted so fucking good." — Jenna
"Yours tasted like watermelon." — Nikki
"You like 3 fingers in your cunt, you dirty little bitch?" — Jenna
"I'm eating a buffet of fucking cunt." — Nikki
"That's it you fucking bitch. Cum in my fucking face. Baptize me." — Nikki
"Call me your nasty fucking whore." — Jenna
'What a good fucking bitch with your lips wrapped around my fucking asshole." — Nikki
"Be my bitch and eat my soul you fucking whore." — Nikki
"Breath bitch, breath. Don't turn blue." — Nikki
"I'm a World War whore." — Nikki, making General Patton proud
"You like being right up in my fucking birth canal?" — Nikki
"I'm fine with the dirty talk, but please never refer to it as a 'birth canal' again." — Mike Quasar
"I'm going to feed my fucking sickness." — Nikki
"Fucking baptize me in your love, you dumb bitch." — Nikki
"Fuck me like a dirty little whore." —Jenna
"I'm gonna fuck you like the ditch-pig whore you are." — Nikki
"Does it fucking amuse you how I fuck you." — Nikki, channeling Goodfellas
"Go back to where you were spitting in each other's mouth." —Mike Quasar
"Eat my fucking dirt box." — Nikki
"Look into my fucking soul, bitch." — Nikki
"Does my ass taste like a million dollars?" — Jenna
"It tastes like more than that." — Nikki
"Stuff my ass like a fucking Thanksgiving turkey, you worthless bitch." — Nikki
"Fuck my fucking mud bucket." — Nikki
"Of my fucking fuck god of the world." — Nikki
"Right in your mutt pussy, you little hood-rat whore." — Nikki
"Give me what fucking pertains to me." — Nikki
"That's it, double dip my fucking whore holes you dumb slut." — Nikki, referencing Seinfeld
"Yes, I'm a flithy fucking fuck ass pig whore." — Nikki
"I'm so happy I got to work with you." — Jenna
Now, you're going to have to wait a few months before Girlvana 2 hits the stores, but you can take a look at the first installment. And do you know where you can get it? That's right, Hustler Hollywood.
We first ran into this cutie at the release party for Nikki Benz's Test Drive. We were immediately taken back by her smile. The expression, "lights up a room" was invented to describe girls live Stefani. Except in this case, she wasn't lighting up a room, but a red carpet. We didn't get the chance to speak with her then, but we used our connections (i.e. MySpace) to track her down and set up an interview.
When we got the Vivid girl on the phone, we were amazed at her poise, candor and relative maturity. At several points during our conversation we told her how surprised we were to find out she was only 20. We learned all about her recent injury, Howard Stern, her unhappiness with her recent FHM interview and her plans for making a transition to the mainstream. We also let James "weird beard" Lipton subject her to the Pivit Questionnaire.
Following the jump, we present to you our Best Interview Ever®.
So how'd you hurt yourself?
I was walking on marble. I was at home and I was going into the kitchen. It was late at night and the lights were dim and there was water on the floor that I didn't see. I slipped and I fell on my back and really messed up my rib cage behind my lungs on the right-hand side.
You weren't drunk were you?
No I wasn't, actually. [I] have a good friend that's a doctor that works with the Sacramento Kings. He came over and checked out my back. Once we figured out my lungs were OK, then I was taking shots 'cause I was in so much pain.
It's mainly my rib cage. They need to check me in a week or two once all the bruising and muscles are healed.
I really lucked out. It could be much worse, but it still hurts like a bitch.
We're sorry to hear that. So are you stuck not working for the next couple of weeks?
They told me that for the first week I need to take it pretty easy. I was supposed to do a webcast tomorrow, but we ended up replacing me because it was a little too soon.
I'm supposed to do a couple of one-day movies next week. I'm hoping that if I keep it easy and stay in bed as much as possible until then I'll be able to work.
I'm a trooper. I broke my wrist last fall. I actually healed really fast. I told the doctor, "I have to work at the end of the month. You're giving me a cast for two weeks and giving me a brace and I'll take it off when I work." They were like, "No. You're going to screw up your wrist." I went in ten days later and had them take of the cast and I was completely healed. [The doctor] was like "Something is wrong with you."
Mutant healing abilities.
I'm crossing my fingers that I&39;ll heal like that this time around.
We're glad you're getting better. Your health is the most important thing.
Definitely. It just sucks because I have so much going on right now. Luckily, this week is pretty mellow.
So what do you have going on?
We're doing a reality show following the making of Debbie Does Dallas.
Are you the lead in that? Are you cast as Debbie?
Yes. In the reality show it says that I'm not because part of the drama is their search for Debbie, but I have been cast as Debbie. I had to clarify that with them. I was like, "I'm not auditioning for a role that I already have, I'm sorry."
We start filming that right after the 4th July. It's going to be really big. That's going to be keeping me busy until the end of July.
Is it going to be weird? Are cameras going to be following you 24/7?
There's no such thing as complete reality. It's all scripted, of course.
I know exactly when they'll be filming, There are certain times for everything, so I won't be completely swamped with cameras 24/7.
What else do you have going on?
I'm looking at a couple of scripts for regular movies. I'm meeting with a new manager...
Define "regular movies".
Not porn. That's what I came from and now that I'm grounded with Vivid and I've gotten my foot in the door, I can focus on other things. For a while, I wasn't going out for any [auditions]. Part of it is that I didn't want to cross over at the same time. I wanted to establish my name first.
Do you think you'll still be involved with porn if you do cross over?
It depends. That's a decision that everyone is telling me I'm going to have to make. Until that juncture in the road comes, I'm not thinking about it. I think I'll know. My gut will tell what I really want in the long run.
Do you think it's going to be hard making the transition from adult to mainstream?
I have the credibility over there. I have the right contacts. There's not one person in the regular world...everyone's trying to pull me out of [adult]. They're like, "You're way too talented. You're way too pretty. You shouldn't be doing what you're doing."
How do you feel about that?
It's hard and I know that they mean it sincerely and I know that they mean it as a compliment. But it's hard because I'm constantly defending myself.
They're like, "The pay is better over here. It's not looked down upon. You can do so much more...you can jump from TV to movies to music to all sorts of things." In the long wrong, their argument is stronger, but they need to realize that this is what I want to do.
Why do you want to do it? You didn't fall into porn. You actually sought it out.
I've always been very sexual. I'm OK with my sexuality. I think that our society is too sheltered from sex. I think it's something that people should embrace.
And I'm with Vivid. It's for couples to watch. It's not like I'm out there having people beat me or tie me up. Everyday couples can relate to what I'm doing. I'm very comfortable with myself and I'd like to share that with the world. Everyone should be comfortable in his or her own skin.
So what's your favorite thing you've done with Vivid so far?
Do you mean like as far as movies go?
Whatever your favorite part of the whole experience is. Has it been financial? Has it been social? Has it been the movies you've made?
It would be the movies that I've made. I don't hang out with anyone in the industry, really. The money isn't good. I make less money than I made before.
Do you get into fights with other girls a lot? You're candor makes it seem like you might get into tiffs every now and then?
I don't hang out with girls. They don't like me because I'm honest. They have a problem with me. They always have. Even my best friends growing up...their boyfriends have all hit on me and all of a sudden I'm labeled a "whore".
Girls are catty. I'm not. I really don't care if you don't like me. Oh well, everyone deserves their own opinion. If people want to talk shit on me, I'll talk shit about myself with them. I [know I'm] not perfect and I think that's why people have a problem with me. They can't put me down and can't really get an upper hand on me,
If I'm wrong I'll admit it. I grew up young and I don't have time for the bullshit.
Did you turn down Stern?
They kind of turned me down.
That's because you wouldn't talk about something...what wouldn't you talk about?
Everybody they want on the show or who's interested in doing the show fills out this long questionnaire. I'm very open and I went into detail about numerous things.
So I'm reading this and it asks, "Who are you dating?" I don't list the name, but I [told] them a description of who I'm dating at the time. And then they ask, "Have you dated a celebrity? Have you ever had sex with a celebrity?" I'm saying "yes" or "no", but they wanted to know who. I wouldn't give names so they told Vivid, "We don't want her on the show. She's not talking about herself."
I told them what drugs I've done, how many times I've done them. Extreme details about numerous things in my life. But I'm not talking about myself because I won't tell them who in the limelight I've dated? That, I had a problem with. So I was like, "I don't want to do it then." But Vivid was really pushing me to go on so I was like "OK, I'll think about who I can talk about."
Then [Vivid] gave [that] list to FHM. I didn't know—the article I did in FHM—I didn't know that that's what they wanted to talk about until the day of the interview.
I winged that whole article. I didn't put anyone down in it. I told them that I wasn't Tommy Lee's girlfriend, and yet they hyped that up. They totally caused all sorts of chaos on my life. That article was about my dating life. I even talked about my first boyfriend when I was 15-years-old. Who they chose to publish is out of my [hands].
I went off on my publicist. I was like, "Why is it that no one told me that that's what you guys sold me on?" I would not have done the article.
I think that article is horrible. I look like a star-fucker.
Has this been your biggest annoyance since you've been in the industry?
Not really. Vivid markets me as the Girl-Gone-Wild girl, which I never was. I'm good friends with Joe Francis. I agreed to do one thing for him after I had already met with Vivid. They make it seem on my first video that I lifted up my shirt and became a star. I have a huge problem with that.
Is that you're biggest complaint? You have to think in terms of the adult entertainment industry you could have much worse things to complain about.
I know, I know. It's just that I'm a perfectionist and if I don't look out for myself who will? If something's wrong, I will be the first to say something.
Put down that boiled ham, Lipton! You have work to do! Ask her those questions you stole from that French television show.
What is your favorite word?
I've always love the word "famished".
What is your least favorite word?
Probably "hot". I hate the word "hot".
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Having some kind of connection from the inside with someone.
What turns you off?
People that are condescending to make themselves feel better about themselves.
What's your favorite curse word?
I love the word, "cunt". I love how it sounds. I say it all the time. I offend so many of my girlfriends, but I do not think it's disrespectful. I think girls are just getting feminist when they say they're offended by it.
What sound or noise do you love?
I like it when the person you care about, when you're laying down next to somebody, and you hear that total sigh of relaxation.
What sound or noise do you hate?
Nasally voices.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
When I was in college I was a biology major and wanted to get into holistic medicine, so probably that.
What profession would you not like to do?
Garbage truck driver. I don't believe in picking up after other people.
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gate.
Welcome Stefani, you can have any male up here you want.
Is there anything else you want to say?
Watch out for my two websites that I'm putting up. They'll be up by the end of summer. That's StepfaniMorgan.com and IloveStefaniMorgan.com. And look out for Debbie Does Dallas.
While you're waiting for the remake of that classic, why not check out Stefani's other movies? They're all available from Hustler Hollywood.
Scientists have developed a robot that can check for lumps in women's breasts. What's next? A machine that women can use to please themselves?
Turns out that Mrs. Paul McCartney (Heather Mills) is a dirty, dirty whore. True story: We were drunk in an East Hampton bar when the soon-to-be-divorced couple walked in. In our stupor we bellowed, "Is that Paul Simon and his one-legged wife?!" Who's getting the public beating now?
I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!" — Juggernaut from X-Men: The Last Stand (or Pirates from Digital Playground)
Digital Playground is pleased to announce the launch of a Pirates display contest for retail stores worldwide.
To participate, retail stores must create an in-store Pirates themed display featuring Joone's Pirates. One Grand Prize winner will receive $10,000 CASH and two runners up will receive $5,000 and $2,500 respectively. Contest rules and regulations can be found here.
Company President, Samantha Lewis states, "We are still experiencing an overwhelming response to Pirates and we want to keep the buzz going. Our new R-rated version of Pirates will be hitting mainstream distribution channels on July 11, 2006 and this exposure will solicit a huge amount of BRAND NEW customers to the XXX version. I want all of our retailers o capitalize on the hype that is generating from the upcoming, theatrical release of Pirates of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest in July. Our retailers can turn a huge profit with a special Pirates themed display."
Photos of the Pirates displays can be entered online here.
Photo entries will be accepted from June 1, 2006 until July 31, 2006. All visitors to the website, entrants, friends and fans alike, can vote for their favorite display. Digital Playground will accept one vote for each unique email address. The grand prize and runners up will be announced August 1, 2006. To increase visibility and promotions, all participating stores will be featured on Digital Playground's highly trafficked website. Entrants will be asked to include store name and location with their display photos.
If you're one of the 4 people that don't already have a copy of Pirates, you can purchase your very own from Hustler Hollywood.
No stranger to TABOO readers, master lensman Steve Diet Goedde ranks among the elite few fetish photographers whose images belong as much to the world of fine art as that of popular culture.
Steve's charming, new, fascinating DVD, featuring galleries of his wise and witty kink portraiture, interviews with the shooter and his models and behind-the-scenes footage of the creative process goes a long way toward explaining why. Divided into nine "galleries," each featuring his iconic renderings of the best-known faces and bodies in the world of fetish modeling, the core material remains mesmerizing through repeated viewings. By capturing these exotic beauties in familiar surroundings with an air of carefully calculated casualness, he brings them from the realm of frozen fantasy into the vibrant world of the contemporary bohemian demimonde.
In moods pensive, playful and candidly sexual, he makes them rea while preserving the essential mystery of their perverse sensuality.
But the most revealing and entertaining features of this omnibus anthology are the live-action sequences. The models talk about the artist, why they enjoy working with him so much and how he brings out what they like best in themselves. Goedde, with disarming candor and modesty, owns his obsessions (beginning with an early fascination for women in high heels), reveals his methods (shooting with simple gear and available light) and displays the clarity of vision that enables him to confidently capture the essence of a charged moment in as little as a single roll of film.
As hot viewing, a documentary glimpse into the esoteric world of fetish modeling and a fascinating tour of one artist's consciousness, this disk is a must-have for both the casually curious and the serious collector.
The movie features the lovely Dita von Teese, Aria Giovanni, FetishDiva Midori, Kumi, Emily Marilyn, the Porcelain Twins, Masumi Max, Persephone, Yvette, Yolanda and Molly.
Hillary Scott, More Important Than National Health Care and Jesus
Not only does Miss Scott have the best business card in the industry, she's got one of the best PR teams as well. To wit:
Rising starlets come and go but gonzo princess Hillary Scott seems to be well on her way to making the difficult transition from all-sex performer to full time superstar. With major movie releases coming out in September from Sex Z Pictures and X-Play/Hustler Video, Hillary is making a big impact on directors and other industry insiders with her acting chops and star quality proving that she's an actress with substance and talent.
"Hillary Scott is the shit," claimed director Will Rider. &qout;Everybody loves Hillary for her wild sexual performances, but this girl is truly becoming an excellent actor and will be a boni-fide superstar quite soon." During an editing session for the upcoming blockbuster Britney Rears 3: Britney Rears Gets Shafted, Rider's opinion of the Chicago native was solidified as he watched light up the screen and carry the movie. "Big time girl, big time talent, big time star no doubt," he continued.
In fact, the blond 23 year old actress is turning industry heads in a number of camps with her seamless ability to transition back and forth between the worlds of all-sex movies and story based sex features.
Industry maverick Bo Kenney owner of Sex Z Pictures has green lighted the biggest movie project in the company's history with Hillary playing the lead role. Corruption is being directed by veteran movie maker Eli Cross who has been extremely impressed by the surprising talent.
"Hillary blew us away during her audition for Corruption and so far over the first five days of shooting, it's safe to say we made a brilliant choice. She's magnificent and we are thrilled," Cross commented.
The extremely ambitious Corruption is being shot over a 10 day schedule which is requiring Scott to endure grueling hours on the set, long stretches of intricate dialogue and a half dozen nasty hardcore sex scenes.
&qout;The sex is the easiest part,&qout; joked Hillary as she sat in the make-up chair staring at her script. "I'm having the best year and with me doing these really big movies it has opened my eyes to another side of the industry."
Hillary, who recently was named XRCO's "Best New Starlet" and "Orgasmic Specialist" for her sexual abilities now realizes that her world is rapidly expanding with more opportunities, better roles and tremendous projects.
"Hillary is a rising star because she's so much more than just a great sexual performer. She's the entire package. You wait and see," stated Sex Z's Bo Kenney who is eagerly awaiting the completion of Corruption.
With new girls coming in and out of the adult movie business every year, only a few ever get the opportunity to be something truly special. Hillary Scott appears to be well on her way to becoming adult's next big superstar.
HUSTLER TV Signs Worldwide Exclusive Deal With Adult Entertainment Visionary Andrew Blake
LFP Broadcasting LLC, parent company of Hustler TV, today announced a new worldwide exclusive agreement with Andrew Blake and his company Studio A Entertainment. Hustler TV will have access to all of the Andrew Blake Studio A Entertainment titles for their PPV and VOD services.
Mr. Blake is best known in the world of adult entertainment for the luxurious, high-production values of his films. He has won numerous AVN and adult entertainment awards. His first movie, Night Trips, made in 1989, was awarded the Silver Medal for the Non-Theatrical Release Category at the Worldfest-Houston International Film Festival. The film holds the distinction of being the only adult entertainment movie to win a medal at a major international film festival. Where most directors distribute about a one movie per month, Mr. Blake only releases 3 to 4 films a year due to his lavish production values.
"What an accomplishment to sign one of the most respected directors in the adult entertainment industry," said Michael H. Klein, President, LFP Broadcasting LLC. "This is a major deal that once again shows our commitment to providing only the best entertainment available to not only our operators but our viewers as well."
"I'm looking forward to entering the PPV and VOD market with a quality and recognized company such as Hustler TV," said Andrew Blake, Owner of Studio A Entertainment. "My highly stylized and top quality films should compliment Hustler TV's current exclusive offerings and result in increased buy rates for their operators."
Hustler TV brings the top performing movies and original programs from some of the best adult film companies under one of the best brands in adult entertainment to Pay Per View and Video On Demand. Already one of the top adult television networks in North America, the company's exclusive VOD AND PPV product has consistently dominated the annual Adult Video News Awards as well as the AVN DVD sales and rental charts. Now available in over 34 counties including the US and Canada, Hustler TV delivers some of the industries top buy rates in adult PPV and VOD.
Spike TV is scheduled to air Hardcore: The Larry Flynt Story at 12:30 a.m. Eastern/Pacific Standard Time, late Tuesday night/early Wednesday morning. The documentary tells Larry's story from his formative years through the present, where he oversees the largest company in the adult entertainment industry.
Check your with local cabel operator to find out which channel is home to Spike TV.
Let it be known from this day forward that we are not completely directionally disabled. Last Thursday, we managed to find the set of Caesar Bonobo's latest picture, Girlzsports, without getting lost once. If you've been keeping score, that makes us about two for twenty. Our average would worry us if this was any other industry, but with the porn grading curve (established in 1836 by this man), we remain firmly at the head of the class.
It is with this confidence, this moronic swagger, that we parked our car and proceeded to trudge up a seemingly endless hill disguised as a driveway. Midway up this paved Mt. Everest, sweating like Oprah at a Black Panther rally, we thought to ourselves, "We need to stop smoking and exercise more."
Any thoughts of revamping our lifestyle quickly disappeared as soon as we reached the summit. We were greeted by a scene that really only exists in beer commercials. There were nine women performing that day, all running around in various states of undress. NINE!
Right away, we were treated to Angela Stone and Flower Tucci going at it with a double-sided dildo. Ass to ass, they were doing their best to make sure each other "fucking [came]". As we took a seat, we couldn't help but sympathize with the duo. It was incredibly hot that day and judging by the sweat covering each of the girls, they were feeling the Sun's effects. Angela was having a difficult time getting a firm grasp on her end of the toy because of the accumulated sweat, causing a slight hiccup in filming.
"I have a double-sided glass one in my car if you need it," Flower offered to her scene partner, continuity be damned.
As it turned out, it wasn't necessary. Always the consummate professional, Angela wiped off the toy, repositioned herself and jumped right back in—ass first. Judging by what we saw and what we heard when things picked back up, we're excited to see the finished product. Girl/girl scenes usually aren't our thing, but Caesar's direction and choice of cast made this day an exception. It also helped that there were approximately 45 different pairings to choose from. Variety really is the spice of life. Or porn. Take your pick.
It wasn't until the next scene—featuring Gia Givanna and Ariana Jolie—that we found out the movie's premise. We had initially thought that Girlzsportz was a silly name. When we saw a man wearing a referee's jersey and the rolling out of what-we-cannot-call-by-its-actual-name-so-we're-going-to-call-it-a-Slide-That-Causes-Users-To-Slip, things made more sense.
The basic idea was that each one of the scenes was part of a larger contest being "judged" by a panel of esteemed members of the adult entertainment community. After a series of fun, light-hearted porn games, a winner would be announced. The overall winner would then get to fuck none other than Devon Michaels, who was also providing running commentary throughout the scenes. We won't ruin the surprise and tell you who wins, but we'll give you a hint: Her name rhymes with Beva Bangelina and she's in the next paragraph.
Up next were Eva Angelina, August and what can only be described as the biggest sex toy known to man. Seriously, it was probably 3 feet long, 8 inches around and must have weighed 7 pounds. When asked about what it was like working with the prop, Eva told us, "I feel like my forearms have gotten a workout."
Speaking of workouts, Devon hits the gym no less than 5 times per week. "Not because I'm healthy, because I'm crazy" she told us. While we can't attest to her insanity, we can say this: Daaaaaamn girl! You got you some great legs.
The highlight of this particular scene came when Eva referred to the style of her pubic hair as a "Hitler mustache." Upon closer inspection, we had no choice but to agree. Not quite a landing strip, but not completely shaven, it fell somewhere between the 2nd and 4th Reich. We're going to have to take a moment to fully appreciate that joke, please excuse us.
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While we were taking a break from watching Eva and August compete, we had a nice chat with Gianna Lynn. In the business for about a year, what struck us most about this art school student was her poise and the fact she was reading Get A Grip On Dreams by Maeve Ennis and Jennifer Parker. In our illustrious, months long career, we have yet to encounter anyone reading a book on set before. We're not saying that it doesn't happen, we just haven't encountered it until now.
She also showed us some of her artwork she had saved on her phone. We actually liked it. Usually, we just humor artists when put in this position, but her work was actually interesting. Very feminine, but not overly so. Once her website gets up and running, she plans using it to promote and sell her paintings.
Our conversation was cut short when she was called to perform with Ariel X. It was also nearing the end of the day, so two scenes were going to be shot simultaneously. In addition to Gianna and Ariel filming, Devon and Eva (the day's big winner) were going to be putting each other through their sexual paces nearby. We didn't know where to direct our attention. One moment, Gianna is pounding away at Ariel with a strap-on, and the next, Devon is screaming, "MY HEAD IS GOING TO FUCKING EXPLODE!" If there was ever a time to envy the monocular vision of birds, this was it.
We focused on the foreplay between Ariel and Gianna when Eva's guttural, orgasmic moaning demanded us to take notice. Caesar told us earlier in the day that, "[He] was up late, so [he] was pacing himself." It looks like this decision worked, because our view was that of Caesar standing over an akimbo Eva and Devon, straddling the two like Colossus at the Gates of Rhodes, getting the angle he needed. Only a man bursting with energy could pull something like that off at the end of a 12 hour shoot.
Before we got too comfortable, Gianna's sensual moan caused us to look back in her direction. It was Ariel's turn to dominate now and that's exactly what she did to our new favorite art student. We could tell that Miss X (Editor's Note: Apparently, she's not using her "slave name") was used to being in control. The only brief lapse in this sub/dom dynamic occurred when Gianna told Ariel to spit in her mouth, which she was more than happy to do. Gianna then took this spit and proceeded to fellate Ariel's temporary penis. We're usually not into the spitting thing, but we'll admit it, that was fucking hot.
This back and forth continued for quite some time, the screams and moans and sighs of each duo fighting for dominance in the suburban backyard. We really can't say which pairing we liked more, because our enjoyment was more of a cumulative thing—the whole being greater than the sum of its parts and whatnot.
When everyone was finished, the obligatory showers were taken, goodbyes were said and tears were (not) shed. We left the set that day in a drunken girl-love stupor.
We then proceeded to get lost on our way home.
Look for GirlzSportz to become available sometime in the next few months. In the meantime, why not to a look at Caesar's other films? All you need to do is click here. You know how to click don't you? Just put your finger on your mouse and press.
This is quite an accomplishment for Tera and we must congratulate her. But, just so you know, HUSTLER's Holiday 2005 issue has her naked. Eat a dick, FHM.
TeraVision President and Vivid contract superstar Tera Patrick makes history as the very first adult film star to ever be featured on the cover of FHM's US edition. Available on newsstands now, the goddess of glam not only appears on the cover, but is featured in an 8 page spread and interview.
FHM is the fastest growing men's magazine in both the US and UK—and Tera Patrick was recently on the cover of the UK version, one of it's best selling issues this year. According to Sam Barclay, executive editor of FHM's US edition, the decision to put Tera on the July cover was immediate after the editors saw the arresting images of Tera photographed by Perry Hagopian. According to Barclay, Tera's July cover is one of the sexiest FHM covers ever.
Manager/Husband Evan Seinfeld thinks that Tera's appearance on the front cover is a testament that adult is becoming more and more accepted and is glad that Tera is not looked at as only an adult film star, but a major mainstream personality.
Tera, who is still in awe of the fact that she was chosen for the cover, is extremely honored and said. "At this point I am still speechless, modeling has always been my first love and I have always wanted to be on the cover of FHM, my dreams have now officially been fulfilled. I am extremely honored to have been chosen among so many talented and beautiful women. I feel as though I have truly crossed over to mainstream and look at this as one of the largest accomplishments in my career to date. I am so happy and can't wait to promote the magazine at upcoming appearances."
Tera Patrick will celebrate the historical honor with appearances at Virgin Megastores in New York City Monday, June 19th and Tuesday June 20th in Hollywood at 6801 Hollywood Blvd. In a cross promotion between FHM, TeraVision and Virgin Megastores, Tera Patrick will be signing copies of her FHM covers and fans can buy advance copies of Teradise Island, her biggest adult feature yet, shot in HD and on location in exotic Maui, Hawaii. The movie is scheduled to release July 18th but Tera thought it would be great to do something special for her fans in anticipation for this highly erotic film. "I wanted to thank every one of my fans for the support they have shown and one way I can do that is offering advance copies of Teradise Island to anyone who comes out to the Virgin Megastore to see me. I will personally autograph each one and you can enjoy it before the rest of the world, but for those who can't make it out, it is worth the wait. This movie is breathtaking and I am so proud of it."
These coast to coast in-store appearances also mark the first time that an adult film star has consecutively appeared at Virgin Megastores East Coast/West Coast. Tera Patrick fans worldwide can visit www.clubtera.com where you will find exclusive photo sets, upcoming appearance schedules, news, and much, much more.
You can also purchase limited edition and special edition personally autographed merchandise, as well as TeraVision DVDs.
To view exclusive, extended trailers of Tera's most recent TeraVision/Vivid features available no where else online take a look at www.teratrailers.com.
Platinum Blue And Dale Dabone Heat Up Summer With Miami Maidens 6
Platinum Blue Distribution and Edge Entertainment are part of the heat wave this summer as Dale Dabone and his friends bang their way through Miami. Their latest release, Miami Maidens 6 sizzles the asphalt today.
Their sixth title, this Miami Maidens edition uses Florida's incredible location and local ladies Jillian, Eve Lawrence, Briana, Nikita, and Melissa.
Consumers are raving about the series and the talent. Julie writes on Adult Video Universe,"Usually Dave Canon is the man but this time he does business better than before and puts it down! He's no amateur!"
For this and other Platinum Blue Releases, head over to Hustler Hollywood.
For those of you brave enough to head out to your local adult video retailer today, The Day Of The Beast, you're in luck. Hustler Video® has some great new titles to help you ward off Old Scratch:
Vince Neil Golf Tournaments Raise One Million Dollars for T.J. Martell Foundation
Vince Neil, lead singer of the legendary rock group Motley Crue, handed over a check for $1,000,000 to the T.J. Martell Foundation, representing what his Skylar Neil Memorial Golf Tournament has raised for the charity in it's ten year history. This year's 10th Anniversary event was held on May 5th at Lost Canyons Golf Club in Simi Valley, California, and was the most successful to date, raising over $175,000 to help fund research for cancer, leukemia, and AIDS. The tournament was created in memory of Vince's late daughter, Skylar, who passed away at the age of six from cancer.
Columbia/Sony music industry executive Tony Martell, who was instrumental in the signing of Ozzy Osbourne and Stevie Ray Vaughn, among others, founded The T. J. Martell foundation in 1975, in memory of his son, T.J., a victim of leukemia. The T. J Martell Foundation has since raised more than $200 million over 30-years to combat the world's three most deadliest diseases. The T.J. Martell Foundation remains dedicated to raising funds for the innovative initial and ongoing research into the treatments and cures of leukemia, cancer, and AIDS at the leading eight research facilities throughout the United States.
In November of 2005, Vince Neil and The T.J. Martell Foundation launched a new annual fundraiser, Vince Neil's Off The Strip Poker Tournament, which raised nearly $150,000 in its first year. Plans for the second annual Off The Strip tournament in November of 2006 are underway and details will be announced soon.
It is with great sadness that we leave you now. Who are we kidding? We're excited for the weekend. We'll be visiting another Van Styles set and attending the Shane's World 10th Anniversary Extravaganza and Car Auction. Until next week, true believers:
The Da Vinci Load more than met expectations and sold out of its stock the day it became available. Take that Tom Hanks's hair!
Proving, once again, that we have no sense of direction, we got lost on the way to a porn shoot. This time it was the set of Van Style's Barely Legal Corrupted #7 featuring the lovely Memphis Monroe.
We fell in love for the first time, all over again.
We announced June's scheduled HustlerLive.com performers! Hint: Their names are Memphis and Mya.
Hillary Scott was nice enough to let us pester her with our questions. She gives great interview.
Barely Legal School Girls Best College Movie Since Animal House
If you love cute, sexy young girls, then the folks from Barely Legal have a special movie for you. Barely Legal School Girls makes a rousing collegiate debut for Hustler Video as the campus sorority fuck-fest packed with fun.
Everything you could ever want in a young girl stroke flick is captured in brilliant living color by director Will Rider as 8 sexy co-eds put the books away, take it all off, and get down to some nasty sex-ed. The DVD will be in stores everywhere Tuesday, June 6th from Hustler Video®.
In Barely Legal School Girls, the Alpha Pussy Ki Sorority is the center of activity as cock-loving babes have one thing on their minds. "That's the homework they gave you?" cooed Ashley Steel when she spied newcomer Adrianna sketching big dicks in her notebook. What erupts is a 5 chick sex orgy complete with dildo sucking lessons and pussy eating tips.
For those who love boy/girl banging, don't panic as Barely Legal School Girls has plenty of that too. The boys at the Sigma Kok frat house just down the block often find themselves at the receiving end of wet, slippery blowjobs administered by the hot and horny girls of Alpha Pussy Ki. Each daddy's little girl seems to find herself on the receiving end of a huge sophomoric boner during some incredibly steamy sex sessions that result in cum splattering facials.
Rising super-starlet Sunny Lane leads Valerie Vasquez, Lexi Love, Ashley Steel, Leola Jossi, Michelle Maylene, Diasy Marie and Adrianna on a sexual adventure that might make you want to re-enroll. Director Will Rider couldn't help showcasing the adorable girls in the most innocent, student-like settings before turning them loose, with some dirty hardcore sex complete with graphic close-ups.
"I think we might just be going straight to hell for this one," Rider remarked. "My co-producer Scott David did a great job finding some extremely youthful girly props like these big colorful pens, the cheerleading outfits, and these cute fucking stockings. How could you not want to bang one of these barely legal school girls?"
All of the girls are incredibly young prompting the crew to double check their IDs. In fact, one girl's ID showed she just turned 18 surprised the director with her answer to his question about what she does besides porn. "I go to school," the better left unnamed girl responded. Anticipating a follow-up such as USC, UCLA, Cal State or some other institution of higher learning, the dazzling brunette responded by saying she attends a local high school. Shocked and a bit freaked out, Will Rider immediately went and triple checked her ID and learned she was in fact 18.
Hustler's Barely School Girls will make you want to pull an all-nighter while you pull your boner. The producer warns male viewers not to watch this flick if their wives or girlfriends are in the house as the urge to self-satisfy while viewing will be too strong to deny and could cause complications on the home front.
Barely Legal School Girls is in stores and online everywhere June 6th from Hustler Video®.
Remember, they're barely legal and they're school girls and that's exactly what you're looking for!
While you're pacing outside your local adult DVD retailer waiting for Tuesday to come, why not take a look at the rest of the Barely Legal line, all available from Hustler Hollywood.
As you probably already know, we've been carrying on a love affair with Hillary Scott and her business card. Sure, her movies are incredible, but any woman that possesses the self-assuredness and the sense of humor to label herself a "professional ass-whore" should be placed high upon a pedestal.
Our girlfriend gets mad when we ask her to talk dirty to us. With Hillary, such talk is part of her everyday lexicon (Editor's Note: You worked "ass-whore" and "lexicon" into the intro, impressive) and we should know. We recently got the new Britney Rears on the phone for what were are dubbing the Best Interview Ever®. Following the jump, learn all about her new role as the titular character, the time she called someone a "limp dicked faggot" and why she's not into being spit on.
So how's the Britney Spe…ahem, Britney Rears stuff going? It seems like it was fun.
Yeah, it was great. We already wrapped the movie. I think we just have to shoot a few pickup scenes to add to the story and the movie's done. It was a lot of fun making it.
What was so much fun about making it?
The story was really cute. Britney orders a time machine off of eBay and flashes back to the 70s. It was fun to get all discoed out.
We saw some stills of you and you looked amazing.
Well thank you.
We're not saying that you don't normally don't look pretty…
Yeah, as opposed to what?
We heard you yelled at some guy on a set, so we're trying to avoid your wrath.
Where'd you hear that from?!
We heard from a little bird that you called some guy a "limp-dicked faggot"…
Oh, but you know what? He was really rude to me.
We're not saying it wasn't deserved. We're just doing our best to stay on your good side.
I'm only a brat when provoked.
Can you tell us the story?
Well, I was working with two guys. One of them was having wood problems and I was cool and trying to be helpful and still trying to make the scene turn out OK. But the one guy—I don't know if he was embarrassed about it because there were so many people on the set—he started getting really aggressive with me and started acting like it was my fault that he didn't have any wood. Then, while I was talking to the director, he pushed my head and said, "Just suck the dick, bitch." And it wasn't in a cool, hot or dominant way…it just kind of came out of nowhere.
During the scene, I looked up at him and mouthed the words "fuck you". After I did that, he turned me around and hit my ass. I had a huge mark on me. After that, I got up and said, "You do not ever, ever touch a girl like that, "and I got in his face and called him a "limp-dicked faggot".
I don't take anything.
We're still shocked. We talk to you and you're so sweet and then we watch some of your scenes and our mouth just falls to the ground.
I always say that I'm quiet but I'm not shy. I'm only outgoing if I'm having sex or if the camera's on me. It's funny because I'm usually pretty reserved when I'm on sets and I keep to myself for the most part.
And then you have that business card. We love that business card.
Everybody does. They're world famous now.
Do you like the acting part of filming pornography? Some people we know are just into the sex and find the acting a burden.
I love it actually.
What do you love about it?
I like acting. I like entertaining people. I'm a natural entertainer. I just like putting on a show for people and making them laugh. I just like it and I always have.
You went on Howard Stern recently. How was that?
I got to do something different than the morning show. They did "Inside the Porn Actor's Studio". Richard Christie and me were sitting on these two chairs and there was little table with this huge dildo on it and there was an audience. My DVDs were on the table and he was asking questions about my career and how I got started. [T]hey pulled clips of these movies and I talked about what was going on in the scene. Of course they picked the most hardcore, graphic stuff I've done. I'm like, "Yeah, this is where I'm choking on a cock, and that would be me drooling on myself and that would be me gargling cum."
I'm glad they had me on the show now as opposed to when they were on the regular radio because I wouldn't be able to talk about my everyday life without using swearwords.
I'm not one to censor myself, so it's hard for me to stop when I'm talking.
You work with HUSTLER a great deal. We're all big fans of yours over here. What do you think your favorite HUSTLER project is?
I don't know, I've been working so much for [you guys].
What do you like about HUSTLER so much?
They keep hiring me! I love that! My favorite box-cover ever is Anal Extremes with me in the little red outfit. That's my hottest box cover.
We think the Britney one will be a good one too.
We shall see.
How do you prefer to be dressed up?
I dunno. Whenever me and the director are picking out outfits for the movie, I'm like "I really don't care. Dress me however you want. Do whatever kind of makeup you want." It comes off in a few seconds anyway.
So what's in your future?
Just work, work and more work.
Welcome back to "Inside the Porn Actor's Studio", which, if you read any of the above, was stolen from us by Howard Stern and crew. It's actually not that clever a title, so we really don't care. Anyway, here now is that greasy toad, James Lipton:
A little while back, you made a little movie that REDEFINED THE ADULT ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY AS...WE...KNOW...IT. That title of that movie? Whores Don't Wear Panties. Only one word can describe this film: groundbreaking. It is with this in mind that we subject Ms. Hillary Scott to the Pivot Questionnaire...
What is your favorite word?
I would have to say, "asswhore$quot;.
What is your least favorite word?
I would have to say, "impotence".
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
I'm getting into photography, so beautiful pictures, a beautiful women, architecture, anything. I always look at everything and think, "That would be a really great picture".
What turns you off?
People spitting on me. I have this really strange phobia about it. It's really strange because I love swallowing cum…it's a strange addiction. In all my scenes I request that I swallow the cum. But other people's spit? I can't handle it being near me. I have this weird germ phobia, but it's werid, because I'm a whore. I shouldn't care about germs like that, but I do.
What's your favorite curse word?
Cunt.
What sound or noise to you love?
The sound of balls slapping against my pussy while a cock is in my ass.
What sound or noise do you hate?
My girlfriend Leah Luv has braces and she always makes this chewing sound, like she's getting food out of her teeth. It's the most awful, irritating sound and I wouldn't say that if it wasn't the worst sound ever. I yell at her all the time. It's just awful.
What profession other than your own, would like to attempt?
Like I said earlier, I'd like to try photography.
What profession would you not like to do?
I don't know, there's so many, that's why I'm doing this. Anything that involves a 9 to 5 schedule.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
I have a really large penis and I want to stick it in your ass. That would be heavenly.
Now is there anything else you want to say to your wonderful fans out there?
VCA Pictures Releases Benny Profane's Barbed Wire Kiss
VCA Pictures releases the pornobiography of Benny Profane, Barbed Wire Kiss. Directed by and featuring Benny Profane, Barbed Wire Kiss is Profane's personal sexual journey as told through a series of flashbacks that occur during a tarot reading. Barbed Wire Kiss features independent film styling coupled with beautiful people having amazing sex.
Barbed Wire Kiss highlights Profane's torrid sexual history as it is relayed to the stunning sorceress, Caroline Pierce. Profane remembers and recounts his passionate encounters with women as he leads the audience on a ride filled with fucking, sucking, and second chances. From his punk rock ex-wife (Veronica Jett of Kill Girl Kill), the trust fund goth (Dominica Leoni), the rockabilly Amazon (Adrianna Nicole), or the hot Alt Porn starlet (Amber Rayne), every flashback proves that Profane has always been a sucker for hot sex with dangerous women.
When asked how it felt to share such personal details in this pioneering pornobiography, Profane said, "I'll put it like this… A lot of things seem like a good idea at the time. It wasn't until we were shooting the last scene that I had second thoughts. It was very personal. I saw people reenacting moments of my life and that was really uncomfortable but ultimately it was very rewarding and therapeutic."
The gorgeous Barbed Wire Kiss cast including Amber Rayne, Caroline Pierce, Veronica Jett, Dominica Leoni, Adrianna Nicole and introducing Zak Sabbath took an indie approach to making a dirty movie. Said Profane, "I was approached a year earlier by VCA to make this movie but it didn't shoot until months later. As we had prep time, everyone brought their 'A' game to this production."
Profane raved about his cast saying, "Barbed Wire Kiss has the hottest girls and they're all real. No silicon. No fakeness. These are really awesome girls who look this beautiful all the time."
Newcomer Zak Sabbath, whose art appears in the film, brought a refreshing excitement to the movie, filming his first adult scene ever. Said Profane, "Sabbath came out to LA, nailed it on his first try, and has been great ever since."
Barbed Wire Kiss is not your run of the mill porn. Enjoy this colorful, black comedy with scorching sex today.
Recap: Daisy Marie and Sativa Rose on HustlerLive.com
Driving to VS Media in Calabasas last Thursday we were both excited and apprehensive. Daisy and Sativa are two of our favorite girls in the industry and this would be their first time working together.
"What if they don't like one another," we asked ourselves. When two performers aren't into each other during a scene, their lack of chemistry is highly noticeable and ruins the fantasy. No one wants to watch two girls only interested in collecting a paycheck. After last month's love match between Angie Savage and Crissy Moran, our expectations for these two Latinas were high.
And, much like last month, our concerns were unfounded. Not only was this past week's show the hottest to date, it was one of the funniest things we've ever experienced in our life.
We had met Sativa Rose before, but didn't realize how funny she is. There were points during the show on Thursday that we had to leave the control room because we were laughing so hard.
With a vibrator in her pussy and Daisy's tongue in her ass, Sativa looked into the camera and shouted, "We're multi-tasking!" Later, when being told the screen names of their online viewers, Sativa admonished, "Where the fuck do you come up with these? If I was picking a name, I'd pick something good…like Sativa," then, waiting a beat, "or Sharktail." We don't know why that struck as so funny, but we still chuckle when we think about it.
Not only did the girls keep us laughing throughout the evening, their performance was the hottest thing we've ever witnessed in person. If you missed the show, you truly missed out. Listening to Daisy scream and moan in Spanish while getting thoroughly fucked from behind with a strap-on was almost too much. Even the girls directing the show (Editor's Note: Wait, girls run the show? How feminist!) were getting hot and bothered. "Now that's what I call a porn star!" one of them exclaimed. The other turned to us and said, "That makes me want to learn Spanish."
Tune in to HustlerLive.com June 20th when we bring you Memphis Monroe and Mya Luanna. If their show is half as hot as this one, you won't be disappointed.
In the interest of full disclosure: Daisy gave us a cheeseburger from McDonald's before the show. In no way, shape or form did this color our opinion of her or her performance that evening. We're just hoping that other porn starlets give us cheeseburgers when we encounter them.
HustlerWorld's got a great new gallery featuring contract girl Memphis Monroe. While you're at it, why don't you take a gander at our pictorial featuring Joanna Angel as well.
Donny's a little bit rock 'n' roll. Marie's a little bit country. Her daughters are all whore.
Canada is set to host the first ever "feminist porn awards" tomorrow night, eh. They'll be celebrating the movies you can't jerk off with, but can give to your lesbian friends as a commitment ceremony present.
Gynotikolobomassophilia is defined as "Deriving sexual pleasure by nibbling on a woman's earlobe." Who knew there was an overwrought word for that? Whoever came up with this glossary of unusual sex terms, that's who.
Wait just a cotton-pickin' minute. You're telling us that we can download porn onto our PSP? Next thing you know, people will be using their iPods to view smut. Oh wait...
You might remember our death-cheating mission from the other week. We went all black-ops to obtain a copy of the script for the Memphis Monroe-starring vehicle, Aphrodisiac. Turns out, all the subtergfuge wasn't necessary as we'll be stopping by the set next week.
We don't pass judgement on anyone and their pornography predilections, but the concept of "pegging" strikes us as a tad gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. 
We're not going to make fun of this All Media Play press release. Will Rider's dominance within the adult entertainment industry has become so great that he can now kill naysayers with his thoughts. That's what happens when you create such spanktastic (Editor's Note: Never us that word again.) pornography...you acquire superpowers.
A while back, Platinum Blue Productions 
We would be stopping by at least one of these events tonight, but the HW girlfriend is complaining that we don't spend enough time at home fufilling her emotional needs. Tonight, instead of watching one of the sexiest women on the planet dance, we'll be watching season two of Gilmore Girls. 
Looks like someone over in Mercenary's press offices is a fan of alliteration. Well, two can play that game! Mercenary makes movies that many masturbate to. Look ma! We're alliteratin'! 
Oh-mah-gawd. Joanna Angel is throwing a secret party! And there's a contest that could send you to NYC to hang out with Joanna and her tattooed entourage.
We like to start out our mornings with a strong cup a coffee and a press release from All Media Play. Nothing wakes us up faster than 250 mg of caffeine and Will Rider announcing matter-of-factly that, "Beaver Hunt is for those who love fresh, new pussy."
Digital Sin announced today that July 13 is the release date for the next installment in the worldwide best selling 
Jessica Jamyes Revealed (152 min.) 
Latin Honeys (96 min.) 
The Game (127 min.) 
In part 478 of our continuing series of who will be signing at Erotica LA this weekend, we bring you Gina Lynn. We're not going to say anything snarky. She appeared on the Sopranos and probably knows a few people who could make is cease breathing. Instead, we offer the release for your reading pleasure: 
Judging by the picture at right, David Lord either a) rides a motorcycle, b) drives a muscle car c) is a Scientologist or d) has no body. Whichever it us, he makes great porn and we've been a fan for a while now. When this release hit our inbox this morning, we did a little dance celebrating Bad Seed DVD's signing of the AVN award-winner.
Much like Wrigley's Spearmint Gum™ and fat women, VCA has multiplied the amount of fun their releases offer by a factor of two. How you ask? By including a free DVD with all future releases! You think we're lying, don't you? Whatever. Read the release if you don't believe us:
For all of the coverage we've given to Mya Luanna (
The scene began with Miss Luanna on her knees taking turns fellating the mortgage payment earners of Mark and James. Mya's told us on numerous occasions that one of her favorite things is sucking cock. She wasn't kidding around! We wish our girlfriend would show half as much enthusiasm during our annual birthday BJ. This girl should be giving lessons. (Editor's Note: At Oral Roberts University, perhaps?)
After another much-deserved break, the group made its way upstairs to finish the scene. After 15 or 20 minutes of vigorous screwing, Mark and James were ready to finish. Their loads splashed on her face and slowly dripped down to her gorgeous breasts. The scene probably took no longer than two hours to film. We forgot how quickly Van shoots.3
Most standup comedy is just plain painful to listen to. With a few exceptions—
Hustler Video® contract stars MEMPHIS MONROE and MYA LUANNA will be appearing live, Wednesday, June 21st (that's TONIGHT), on 
Adult entertainment icon Jenna Jameson and her six ClubJenna Girls are headed for Los Angeles this week for the huge Erotica LA show June 23-25 at Los Angeles Convention Center.
Jesse Jane is a woman of many distinct personalities. First she was 
Asian Fever Anniversary Edition (108 min.) 
Busty Beauties #21 (106 min.) 
Ghetto Booty #23 (131 min.) 
She's Got It Coming (121 min.) 
We complained 
Featuring adult superstar Cherokee's debut as a director, Sinteractive Entertainment releases the second volume in its critically acclaimed ethnic females-in-control series, The Dominators.
Vicious Media Distribution has added yet another studio to its family of up and coming production clients. Eruption Films, a studio with a great deal of ambition, has signed a 1 year deal to release 2 titles per month, including a MILF line, a Blow Job line with true "Oral Cream pies" and a hand job/sex line. 
Digital Playground and the highly acclaimed and multi-awarded director, Robby D., are very proud to announce the third volume in a new line of superior hardcore adult DVDs titled, Control 3. Shot entirely on HD, Control 3 is delivered on 2 Discs, with 2 rock-hard, roaring anal scenes, 3 slippery-wet pussy fucks, 2 orgasm-inducing masturbation delights, 1 juicy blow-job featuring stringers and the lovely Naomi, lots of extra face fucking, plus an amazing bonus scene with Jenaveve Jolie. 
When we received the following press release, we were kind of saddened at how mean its tone was. Imagine if someone actually went through the trouble of writing about how ugly and clueless you were. It'd be like high school all over again. We laughed at our gullibility when we looked at the attached picture and read the rest of the E-mail. We blame the media for our shortening attention span.
We're amused at the fact there's a press conference being held in conjunction with a striptease contest. We picture hard-hitting questions about missing pasties and unclean stripper poles. We also expect full media spin, McClellan-style.
Adam & Eve Exclusive Contract Star Carmen Luvana and top adult film actress Taryn Thomas will be signing at the First Annual New York City Exotic Erotic Ball & Expo this weekend, June 16th and 17th. 
VCA Pictures has uncovered files belonging to preeminent director Jim Holliday detailing his plans for future and unfinished projects. VCA is devoted to bringing Holliday's movies to life paying special attention and homage to his biggest themes and penchant for filming hot sex. VCA Pictures' first Holliday release will be an interpretation of the classic Eye Candy. This two disk set will include Jim Holliday's full-length original classic Eye Candy never before released on DVD.
New York City's summer temperature will soar even higher when TeraVision President and Vivid contract superstar Tera Patrick and her bevy of beautiful starlets hit the Big Apple to do an exclusive signing at the TeraVision booth for the first-ever NYC Exotic Erotic Expo and Ball. 
Anal Extremes 2 (145 min.) 
Barely Legal #59 (120 min.) 
Charlotte Stokely's All Girl Violation (95 min.) 
Ghetto Booty XXL #4 (100 min.) 
File this under, "You've got to be fucking kidding me." We received the following release and had to do a double take. Where we're from, they still have golf courses that don't allow blacks or Jews to become members. We'd love to see the reaction on Chet VonBlueblood's face if he ever came across this on the links.
"You want to go see Van Styles shoot on Saturday," asked his biggest admirer at Hustler Video® "He's filming Nadia Styles' first DP."
While pictures were being snapped, we learned that Nadia would be getting implants and some other work done the following Monday. Asked our opinion of her decision, we channeled our late father, the king of the correct answer: "Whatever makes you happy." Personally, we don't think she needs them, but we applaud her for being in the industry for over 3 years without going under the knife. We've been in the adult business for less than a year and we've already gotten butt implants, a face-lift, our eyes done, liposuction and had 3 tattoos removed.
Nadia admitted to being a little nervous before the filming began. We didn't say this to her at the time, but so were we. We like our hardcore, graphic sex to be as vanilla as possible. When the ratio of naked dudes to naked girls passes 2:1, we usually skip to the next chapter. Unfortunately, we couldn't fast-forward to the BTS that day. We were stuck with a bird's eye view of the whole proceeding. We spent most of the scene with our face shoved in our notebook, trying to avoid the one-eyed gaze of giant shlong. 
When the scene was drawing to a close, Van asked Nadia what she thought the pop shot should involve. "I like to swallow, but I'll take a facial," she responded, seemingly reading Van's mind. The guys each took turns shooting their load onto Nadia's willing face and after a few more pictures were snapped, Nadia Style's first DP was finished.
Since becoming a contract girl at the beginning of May, Mya Luanna's been one busy woman. She had her 
It's no secret the Midwest is known for hot sticky summer nights but when Shy Love invades Kansas City, Missouri on June 15-17 she's bringing new meaning to the term "record breaking" heat wave! 
We stopped by the set of Zero Tolerance's Girlvana 2 yesterday expecting some traditional, girl on girl hardcore action. We didn't know beforehand that we would be in the company of two of the filthiest mouths in the industry: Nikki Nieves and Jenna Pressley. We tried to count how many times the F-bomb was dropped in the two hours were were there. We lost count at around 300. We also tried to keep track of how often they spat upon one another, but again, we failed. A conservative estimate would be between 60 and 70. 
We first ran into this cutie at the release party for 
We're glad you're getting better. Your health is the most important thing.
Do you get into fights with other girls a lot? You're candor makes it seem like you might get into tiffs every now and then?
Digital Playground is pleased to announce the launch of a Pirates display contest for retail stores worldwide. 
No stranger to 
Rising starlets come and go but gonzo princess Hillary Scott seems to be well on her way to making the difficult transition from all-sex performer to full time superstar. With major movie releases coming out in September from Sex Z Pictures and X-Play/Hustler Video, Hillary is making a big impact on directors and other industry insiders with her acting chops and star quality proving that she's an actress with substance and talent. 
LFP Broadcasting LLC, parent company of Hustler TV, today announced a new worldwide exclusive agreement with Andrew Blake and his company Studio A Entertainment. Hustler TV will have access to all of the Andrew Blake Studio A Entertainment titles for their PPV and VOD services. 
"What an accomplishment to sign one of the most respected directors in the adult entertainment industry," said Michael H. Klein, President, LFP Broadcasting LLC. "This is a major deal that once again shows our commitment to providing only the best entertainment available to not only our operators but our viewers as well."
Spike TV is scheduled to air Hardcore: The Larry Flynt Story at 12:30 a.m. Eastern/Pacific Standard Time, late Tuesday night/early Wednesday morning. The documentary tells Larry's story from his formative years through the present, where he oversees the largest company in the adult entertainment industry. 
Let it be known from this day forward that we are not completely directionally disabled. Last Thursday, we managed to find the set of Caesar Bonobo's latest picture, Girlzsports, without getting lost once. If you've been keeping score, that makes us about two for twenty. Our average would worry us if this was any other industry, but with the porn grading curve (established in 1836 by 
The basic idea was that each one of the scenes was part of a larger contest being "judged" by a panel of esteemed members of the adult entertainment community. After a series of fun, light-hearted porn games, a winner would be announced. The overall winner would then get to fuck none other than Devon Michaels, who was also providing running commentary throughout the scenes. We won't ruin the surprise and tell you who wins, but we'll give you a hint: Her name rhymes with Beva Bangelina and she's in the next paragraph.
She also showed us some of her artwork she had saved on her phone. We actually liked it. Usually, we just humor artists when put in this position, but her work was actually interesting. Very feminine, but not overly so. Once her website gets up and running, she plans using it to promote and sell her paintings. 
This back and forth continued for quite some time, the screams and moans and sighs of each duo fighting for dominance in the suburban backyard. We really can't say which pairing we liked more, because our enjoyment was more of a cumulative thing—the whole being greater than the sum of its parts and whatnot.
This is quite an accomplishment for Tera and we must congratulate her. But, just so you know, HUSTLER's Holiday 2005 issue has her naked. Eat a dick, FHM.
Cum Swallowers #3 (157 min.) 
Desperate House Whore #5 (98 min.) 
Taboo: Smoked (95 min.) 
Vince Neil, lead singer of the legendary rock group Motley Crue, handed over a check for $1,000,000 to the T.J. Martell Foundation, representing what his Skylar Neil Memorial Golf Tournament has raised for the charity in it's ten year history. This year's 10th Anniversary event was held on May 5th at Lost Canyons Golf Club in Simi Valley, California, and was the most successful to date, raising over $175,000 to help fund research for cancer, leukemia, and AIDS. The tournament was created in memory of Vince's late daughter, Skylar, who passed away at the age of six from cancer. 
As you probably already know, we've been carrying on a love affair with Hillary Scott and her 
A little while back, you made a little movie that REDEFINED THE ADULT ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY AS...WE...KNOW...IT. That title of that movie? 
VCA Pictures releases the pornobiography of Benny Profane, Barbed Wire Kiss. Directed by and featuring Benny Profane, Barbed Wire Kiss is Profane's personal sexual journey as told through a series of flashbacks that occur during a tarot reading. Barbed Wire Kiss features independent film styling coupled with beautiful people having amazing sex. 
Driving to VS Media in Calabasas last Thursday we were both excited and apprehensive. 
With a vibrator in her pussy and Daisy's tongue in her ass, Sativa looked into the camera and shouted, "We're multi-tasking!" Later, when being told the screen names of their online viewers, Sativa admonished, "Where the fuck do you come up with these? If I was picking a name, I'd pick something good…like Sativa," then, waiting a beat, "or Sharktail." We don't know why that struck as so funny, but we still chuckle when we think about it.
