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April 29, 2006

HustlerWorld Weekly Compilation

Between watching porn, watching porn being filmed and watching more porn, we've had an exhausting week. To celebrate the end of M - F, we're going to watch nothing but reruns of "Small Wonder" and eat sugary cereal all weekend. While we're cleansing our souls and rotting our teeth, why don't you take the opportunity to catch up on this week's main stories:

  • Neil Young, a Canadian, described what American patriotism is all about better than most American's could.

  • Jules Jordan Video joined the Hustler TV family. Welcome. You're still sitting at the kid's table during Thanksgiving.

  • We paid a visit to the set of "Fucking Lesbians". The set of "God Damn Lesbians" is secretly jealous.

  • The mainstream media finally discovered that porn discovered MySpace. The adult industry is always on the cutting edge.

  • If loving these two women is wrong, we're moving to Utah.

  • April 28, 2006

    Recap: Crissy Moran and Angie Savage on HustlerLive

    We worry. We can't help it. Blame our mother.

    We always get anxious on Hustler Live days. There's a multitude of "what ifs" that constantly run through our mind before every show. What if one of the performers gets sick and has to cancel at the last minute? What if the power goes out in the studio? What if our girlfriend shows up and finds out what we really do for a living?

    The list of hazards that could potentially derail our girl-girl love train is only limited by our imagination.

    Fortunately, no such catastrophe occured last night. We blacked out from being around too-much-pretty only once. Other than the expected slightly late arrivals of Crissy and Angie, yesterday's show was, in the parlance of our times, "The bomb, dawg" and ran quite smoothly. (Editor's Note: American Idol? Really? That's just sad.)

    If you've been following our coverage of the event up to this point, you'd know that these two ladies are what some so eloquently refer to as "hot as fuck". Seeing them in person, the similie doesn't hold up. They're actually hotter than fuck. One could easily argue that these two girls hold some responsibility for the melting of the polar ice caps. Honestly though, would Long Island really be missed by anyone? We'll take pretty girls over the Hamptons any day of the week. Except maybe Tuesdays.

    There was a noticable tinge of excitement in the air over at VS Media when the girls were getting ready to perform. Although the staff at VS is often in the presence of adult talent, we have a feeling that they were particulary impressed by these two. Even their token gay employee commented on how gorgeous they looked.

    Whenever two (or more) women are paired together in the context of making adult entertainment, we always wonder if they'll be a good match. If Tom Cruise can barely make his heterosexuality believable, how can we expect two adult performers to convey chemistry when they just met? Luckily, Angie and Crissy didn't have to fake anything.

    "I like to dominate when I'm with women," Angie told us.

    "That's good, because I like to be the submissive one," was Crissy's perfect response.

    Imagine our surprise when Angie confided to us that she was slightly intimidated by Crissy when they met that evening. "She's just so...pretty," she cooed. The way she was making Crissy squirm and moan on the leopard-print "Liberator", we never would have guessed.

    Their instant chemistry probably helped assuage any fears that Mrs. Savage may have initially had. "I'm happy she's so hot. It makes my job easier and a lot more fun," Crissy said.

    Not suprisingly, hot girls tend to make our job easier and more fun as well.

    If you missed last night's box-munching spectacular, fret not. The next HustlerLive will be May 25th and, in celebration of that asinine immigration legislation being struck down, will feature Daisy and Sativa Rose.

  • You can visit Crissy Moran on the web exclusively at www.crissymoran.com.

  • You can visit Angie on the web exclusively at www.AngieSavage.com.

  • VCA Pictures Taps Into Myspace.com for "Atomic Vixens" Soundtrack

    You should already know this, but...

    LFP Video Group in association with VCA Pictures taps into MySpace.com for an exclusive 30-song indie rock soundtrack to accompany their retro pinup sensation, "Atomic Vixens". The adult DVD showcases the first-ever licensed soundtrack compiled of unsigned artists discovered on the popular web destination.

    Larry Flynt commented on MySpace.com saying, "MySpace is the forum for a new generation of artist, offering a true independent outlet. It is my great pleasure to recognize a community promoting artists and their right to freedom of expression. I am happy to give further exposure through LFP's immense distribution channels."

    Atomic Vixens was released on April 18th and racked up record pre-order sales and a flurry of excitement for the two-disc DVD set which is available at video stores around the country including mainstream retailers such as Tower Records.

    With well over 20 million members in the buzzing online community, MySpace proved the perfect medium for finding some of the world's best undiscovered rockabilly bands to contribute to the Atomic Vixens soundtrack. "We're doing some guerilla marketing with this feature," Peter Reynolds, Vice-President of sales for VCA, told AVN.com. "All of these bands have thousands of friends on Myspace, and we're using that as a marketing tool to get the word out and bring the music audience and porn audience together."

    For his first endeavor for VCA Pictures, the director of the movie, Ron Royster, initiated the musical search, recognizing the power and vastly untapped artistic talent housed in the MySpace community. Pulling from the massive selection, the 28 undiscovered musical talents were called on to participate.

    The featured artists include Punk Bunny, Vagabond, Chocolate Eargasms, Dancin' Shoes, Sixgun, Dead Sexy, The Shifters and G-Spot Tornado. "I am more proud of Atomic Vixens and its soundtrack than anything else in my adult career," gushed Royster about this film. "It took five straight weeks of listening to hundreds of bands, and finding 30 perfect songs, all from unsigned brilliant musicians!"

    Atomic Vixens is an upbeat futuristic tale centered around eight starlets with seductive superpowers that attempt to save the world from evil doers. The film stars Lacie Heart, Justine Joli, Mika Tan, Ashley Steele, Marie Luv, Jade Starr, Leah Luv, Tyler Houston and James Deen. Royster and his star-studded cast lead the audience through a swingin' good time in this hot flick featuring elaborate sets, vibrant costuming and high-energy fun. The exclusive soundtrack rounds out the sexy vibe, creating a full sensory experience to arouse a wide range of audiences.

    Atomic Vixens has its very own page on MySpace, offering a sneak peek of the hot cast, featured theme song, exclusive bands and film trailer.

  • You can also visit Atomic Vixens home on the web, www.atomicvixens.com

  • April 27, 2006

    Out of Office Reply

    We're making our way over to VS Media in Calabasas, CA to attend this evening's HustlerLive performance. We would love to say that we'll be live-blogging the event, but we're pretty sure that we won't be able to concentrate around Angie Savage and Crissy Moran.

    Stay tuned. We'll be recapping the event after we regain consciousness from watching these two ladies do it.

    Ali G Does Cannes

    While we prefer Sasha Coen's Borat to his Ali G, this clip is just too good to pass up. In this little video, Ali G does his thing at the Cannes Film Festival (keep an eye out for Jenna Jameson):

    Tera Patrick, Now With Trailers

    TeraVision President and Vivid contract superstar Tera Patrick has announced the launch of her innovative, new site www.TeraTrailers.com. The site is a novel resource for anyone who wants to view exclusive extended trailers of Tera's most recent TeraVision/Vivid features available nowhere else online. Currently,trailers for the blockbuster features Appetite For Destruction, Desperate, Test Drive, Reign Of Tera, and fan favorite TERA TERA TERA are all instantly available for viewing.

    "TeraTrailers.com was designed for media, distributors, and most importantly the fans", explains Patrick. "It gives each viewer the opportunity to get a real feel for Teravision's top selling movies, by making the trailers, artwork, photo galleries, and even reviews available ala many major mainstream film studios!. We are positive that TeraTrailers.com will aid both distributors and consumers alike in making educated choices about their erotic entertainment!"

    The site also contains exclusive, user-intuitive production still galleries from some of her very popular TeraVision/Vivid features, new release information and the latest info on what superstar Tera's up to next, insightful reviews of TeraVision productions by magazines such as industry leader AVN, and a webstore offering fans of the enticing sexual seductress a way to purchase personally autographed photos of the beauty along with her many films available on DVD and her endorsed novelty products.

    Tera Patrick fans worldwide can also visit www.ClubTera.com where they will find exclusive photo sets, upcoming appearance schedules, news, and much, much more.

    Previously on HustlerWorld: HustlerWorld Interview: Tera Patrick

    Pop Shots

    Could President Bush win the coveted title of "Worse President In American History"? Rolling Stone seems to think so. We are inclined to agree.

    From the town that brought you legalized same-sex marriage: Safe sex advice via text message.

    This really doesn't come as much of a surprise. With few exceptions, we've found that British women have an odd fascination with vacuum cleaners.

    Sex toy or baby toy? Can you tell the difference? Take the quiz and find out. In the interest of full disclosure, we scored abysmally with a 7 out of 15.

    April 26, 2006

    Platinum Blue Kicks Up Pro-Am with "Miami Maidens 5"

    Platinum Blue Distribution and Edge Entertainment are heading for sex and surf in Florida with today's release of "Miami Maidens 5".

    "Miami Maidens 5" stars Miami's Floridian amateurs, such as Shauna Banks, Rachel, and Brooke, but the production values are smarter than your average Pro-Am.

    Critics call the series "As accomplished, if not more so, than any professional wall to wall release," praising the sharp videography and stunning locations.

    DVD extras for "Miami Maidens 5" include a not so amateur bonus scene with Nick Manning and Shy Love.

  • Take a look at other Platinum Blue productions, available from Hustler Hollywood.

  • On The Set: Fucking Lesbians

    "Today we are filming fucking lesbians and that's actually the title of the movie," Axel Braun, the director, informed us with a laugh. "We wanted to call it 'Fucking Dykes', but they wouldn't go for that. So we we called it 'Fucking Lesbians'"

    "And 'Lipstick Lesbians' would have taken up too much room on the box," quipped his PA/lighting designer, Divad.

    After last week's visit to the Hippie Land Ranch, we were unsure of what to expect when we set out to poke our nose around this particular Hustler Video production. Would we be met with a 12,000 square foot home? Swinging hipsters? Nekkid girls going at it in every possible position while saying dirty, dirty things to each other?

    The answers are no, no and—thank Jeebus!—yes.

    We arrived on set during the swing-shift. This changing-of-the-guard happens on almost every porn production. The incoming talent arrives shortly before the performers from the day's first scene are finished filming. We'd like to say it has something to do with creating an atmosphere of friendship and family within the adult entertainment community, but it has more to do with getting make-up and wardrobe taken care of so the shoot remains as close to on-time as possible. It's very similar to what happens in your average Starbucks when the morning "partners" are relieved by the afternoon "partners". Instead of black-shirted, green-aproned college students, you get naked, 4-inch-clear-heel-wearing hyper-sexy women. The only real difference is that their barista skills are sometimes lacking.

    Looking exhausted from filming their scene ("They each came for real twice. It was intense," Axel later told us.), we thought it best to let the early performers go home and get some rest.

    Lucky for us, the two ladies tagging-in for the afternoon were Angel Cassidy and Lexxi Tyler. Their opposite features—Lexxi's sporty physique and brunette locks and Angel's womanly curves and blonde tresses—made for an interesting pairing, to say the least.

    Almost as interesting as this study of opposing hair colors and body types was Axel's questioning of Angel while shooting behind-the-scenes footage. Opening with, "Would you fuck an alien?" we could tell Angel had never been subject to a similar interrogation.

    "Before this, the strangest question I had been asked is if I ever let anyone shit on my chest," she told us.

    Prior to responding to the alien question (which variety—extraterrestrial or illegal—we never learned) Angel's phone rang. "I have to take this," she apologized. "I lost my dog and this might be someone who found him." As it turned out, the call wasn't about her lost canine, but brought good news nonetheless. Her little sister was pregnant again. "She puts out," she laughed.

    Before beginning to shoot the scene, Axel made a series of small adjustments to the positioning of Angel's leg. "You see?" he asked with tongue planted firmly in cheek. "There is still some art left in pornography."

    "You gotta get the girls to really go at it without really getting too much of in the middle of it," he explained. "You just want to create the energy and just let them go and just follow them through the motions."

    Giving only the occasional direction during filming—"I need you to suck on her tongue"—Axel deftly demonstrated what he was talking about.

    We will say, however, that a big reason why we found the scene so satisfying was Lexxi's insane flexibility. If it wasn't for this girl's ability to contort and balance herself in almost any position imaginable, we probably would have been bored. As we can barely touch our toes, being in the presence of someone who can literally touch the back of their head with their lower digits is like watching a home-schooled kid spell. It's a talent we completely admire and are awed by, but don't have the enery to pursue. Regardless, we wouldn't want to play a game of Twister with Miss Tyler.

    Actually, we probably would.

    After finishing the scene, the girls exchanged the usual talent pleasantries. "I was dumping loads of spit on your asshole" Lexxi matter-of-factly said to Angel soon after getting dressed.

    "I noticed" Angel sing-songed in response, probably thinking about her lost dog and the new niece or nephew that's on the way.

    "Fucking Lesbians" will be hitting shevles in the next few months. Until then, you can quench your insatiable adult entertainment thirst with Lexxi Tyler and Angel Cassidy's film library, all available from Hustler Hollwood.

    April 25, 2006

    Pop Shots

    SF Gate Columnist Mark Morford takes a warm, hard look at the high-end ($500+) self-pleasuring market. The good news? "The very existence of such luxurious toys means the lower-end market," Mr. Morford argues, "is saturated and widespread."

    What's next to get hit by the Political Correctness Pain Train? Crayons? Oh wait, already taken care of. Howsabout ice cream? Yes! Bring us all the dirt you can find on Ben & Jerry.

    Gram Ponante—one of our favorite people above 6'5"—offers yet another thoughtful review. This time, it's for Atomic Vixens: Escape from the Valley of the Sluts.

    The FDA released a statement last Thursday (4/20, natch) stating that marijuana "has no medical use or value". It's too bad the scientific community doesn't agree.

    Jules Jordan Video Join's HUSTLER TV's Exceptional Line Up

    LFP Broadcasting LLC, parent company of Hustler TV, today announced a new deal with Jules Jordan Video. Under the agreement Hustler TV will have the exclusive worldwide rights to films from Jules Jordan Video for use on its PPV and VOD services. The company's films will join a broad selection of exclusive adult content featuring titles that not only dominate the adult DVD sales and rental charts but are no longer available on the other adult networks.

    As one of the most acclaimed and awarded adult entertainment directors in the business, Jules Jordan has a loyal following of fans. His films consistanly hit the AVN DVD sales and rental charts with rave reviews and have won numerous AVN Awards. He also acts in many of his movies and serves as producer.

    "I am delighted to be affiliated with Hustler TV in the broadcast/PPV/VOD market," said Jules Jordan. "This is the first time that Jules Jordan Video will be represented in the broadcast arena and I look forward to finally being able to have my titles shown across the world on television."

    "Jules Jordan has a proven history of creating some of the most famous series in adult entertainment," said Michael H. Klein, President, LFP Broadcasting LLC. "We are delighted that Jules Jordan Video will contribute to our success as Hustler TV continues to be the most exciting and innovative source of PPV and VOD entertainment."

    Since its launch in both the US and Canada, Hustler TV has leveraged its adult entertainment properties to maximize awareness among target adult consumers. Affiliates that carry Hustler TV have reported that the service outperforms the competing services, some by at least a 2:1 ratio. The company continues to sign exclusive content deals that guarantee affiliates a broad range of unique programming available no where else.

  • Visit HUSTLER TV's home on the web.

  • HustlerLive Reminder

    In case you've missed all of our extremely subtle hints, this month's HustlerLive is happening this Thursday at 5 pm (PST).

    To bring you up to speed...

    This woman (Angie Savage):

























    will be performing this woman (Crissy Moran):

























    If you're not interested in seeing what these two gorgeous ladies have in store for their fans and each other, you're probably gay. (Editor's Note: Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

    PPPCard Signs Sunny Leone

    Sultry adult starlet Sunny Leone, a Vivid Girl and former Penthouse Pet of the Year, has signed an exclusive agreement with PPPcard.net to provide anonymous access to her sizzling website.

    Leone is the first actress of South Asian descent to have starring roles in adult films. Her first Vivid film, "Sunny," was released in November 2005 and has become a bestseller.

    "Sunny Leone is one of the most gorgeous adult actresses performing today and her website is sensational. We are delighted that she has joined Jenna Jameson in offering her content anonymously through PPPcard," said Greg Moss, President and CEO of PPPcard.net.

    "By giving access to my website through PPPcard we are opening up a whole new potential audience of people who want to visit adult websites but might be hesitant to give their name or a credit card," said Ms. Leone. "PPPcard solves that problem by eliminating the need to provide any personal details."

    In addition to thousands of naughty pictures and videos of the 5'4", 110-pound, dark-haired beauty, SunnyLeone.com offers weekly live cam shows and a secret instant message account allowing members to send her instant messages and even get personal private shows.

    The Canadian-born Ms. Leone, 23, moved to the United States as a teenager and became a mainstream and adult model. She was chosen Penthouse Pet of the Year in 2003, attracting an unusual amount of attention because it is rare for a woman of Indian background to enter the adult field. As a result she has been the subject of extensive media coverage including stories in Savvy magazine's Indian edition and Jane magazine. Her bubbly personality has earned her jobs as an interviewer for E!'s Wild On and red carpet reporter for the "After Dark" program coverage of the Sundance Film Festival.

    PPPcard has exclusive prepaid card payment relationships for the websites of leading companies including Jenna Jameson's ClubJenna.com, Hustler.com, Cyber Erotica and Superglam.com.

  • You can visit Sunny Leone on the web exclusively at www.SunnyLeone.com.

  • Take a look at Sunny's movies, all available from Hustler Hollywood.

  • Neil Young on "Let's Impeach the President"

    Notice the stark contrast between the douchebaggery of the host and interviewer and the annoyance visible on Neil Young's face. It's a long clip (6 min., 45 sec.), but worth watching if only to be reminded that some musicians remain both culturally and politcally relevant. Even if they're Canadian.

    New Porn Tuesdays

    Tuesday is often disregarded as inferior to the more glamorous days of the week like Friday or Saturday. But there's one thing Friday and Saturday don't offer: New Porn from Hustler Video®! Check out our newest titles, all available from Hustler Hollywood:

    Cum Swappers #5 (171 min.)

    Stars: Kara Bare, Lexi Love, Lexi Bardot, Annika, Kimberly Price, Faith, Christie Lee, Jenna Presley, Amber Wild & Felix Vicious

    DVD Includes: Behind the Scenes, Hot HUSTLER Trailers, Photo Slide Show, Animated Chapter Index, Hot Sex Talk

    Director: Nicki Hunter

    Posts on HustlerWorld: Hustler Video® Introduces New Line: HUSTLER HARDLINE


    Erika for You (130 min.)

    Stars: Erika Neri, Jasmin, Betty Saint & Susanne Brend

    DVD Includes: Behind the Scenes, Hot Sex Talk, Hot HUSTLER Trailers, Photo Slideshow, Animated Chapter Index

    Director:Francesco Fanelli






    Black & Wild vol. 21 (88 min.)

    Stars: Kaleah, Janae Foxx, Chocolate Mama, Trinety & Sweet Stuff

    DVD Includes: Behind the Scenes, Hot HUSTLER Trailers, Photo Slide Show, Interviews, Animated Chapter Index, Hot Sex Talk

    Director: D. Sparky





    Sweet Latina Sluts (119 min.)

    Stars: Mone Divine, Nataly Rosa, Anell, Sophia Castello, Raquel Amante & Luccia

    DVD Includes: Photo Gallery, Hot HUSTLER Trailers, Continuous Play, Full Motion Chapter Menu

    Director: Jim Malibu

    April 21, 2006

    HustlerWorld Weekly Compilation

    We're heading out a little early to attend the filming of "Fucking Lesbians", which, as you might have guessed, features fucking lesbians. Here's a quick roundup of our favorite posts from this week:


    • In an effort to once and for all put an end to the Muppet dominance of NYC, Joanna and her Angels took over Manhattan.
    • We sat down with Shy Love and found out about filming "Mass Destruction". Coincidentally, that also happens to be the name of Star Jones' new diet plan.
    • We got an Email address. Feel free to send us a note. We get lonely on the weekends.
    • We started a MySpace account. We don't know anything about "social networking", but pretty girls seem to like our profile.
    • We met a chica that was both bonita and got boned.
    • We caught up with the frighteningly gorgeous Crissy Moran. Thankfully, it was over E-mail.

    Tune in next week when we'll be bringing you Hustler Club news, coverage of HustlerLive and a bunch of other stuff that's NSFW (although we know you read it anyway).

    Pop Shots

    See what happens when you try to do something nice for women? You end up in jail.

    Nerve's got a "naughty" crossword puzzle. Better teach it a lesson.

    Finally, MySpace is doing something about keeping underage users out of harm's way. We think "sending all pedophiles to Friendster" is a great start.

    April 20, 2006

    HustlerWorld Interview: Crissy Moran

    We'll be the first to admit that we're lucky. Our job requires us to talk with unbelievably attractive women on an almost daily basis. However, some women in the adult industry make our professional life hell. They completely sever the tie between our brain and our mouth. Crissy Moran is one of those women.

    Come on. Just look at her picture. You'd be at a loss for words too.

    Crissy will be performing with Angie Savage during this month's HustlerLive (April 27th, 5pm, PST). In preparation for the event, we got Ms. Moran to answer some questions for us via E-mail.

    Just the thought of her sitting at a computer, responding to our queries is enough to give us a stroke.

    Thank Jeebus for Cardura.

    My God, you're gorgeous. How often do you get that?

    First, off thanks ;-) Well, I practically live online so I visit about 6 forums on a daily basis so I read it quite often! My fans are always good for a little pick me up when I am having a bad day!

    I would imagine most men find you intimidating.

    I don't know if that's true or not, but maybe. I am a very approchable kind of girl. I have even come across fans in public and posed for pictures on cell phones and things like that.

    What's been your favorite part of working in the adult industry?

    Being glamourous and sexy! I have always loved to play dress up since I was a little girl!

    How excited are you to work with Angie? She's one of our favorites.

    I am thrilled to work with Angie Savage! I have not even met her yet but some girls I have worked with have and say she is HOT!!! I have seen her pictures and she has a beautiful face which is always my favorite feature on a girl.

    Is there anything you want to say to your fans?

    Just that I really appreciate all of them! I have been in this business 6 years and my fans are what keeps me motivated and work harder.

    We ran into James Lipton a the supermarket over the weekend. He said it's OK if we use the Pivet Questionnaire. Time now, once again, for "Inside the Porn Actor's Studio".

    What is your favorite word?

    Love.

    What is your least favorite word?

    Cunt.

    What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

    Creatively, anything that creates beauty or is beauty ... photography, sunsets, the beach, art. Spiritually, writing poetry. Emotionally, being in love.

    What turns you off?

    Bad breath, flatulence, smelly people. I guess would sum it up!

    What is your favorite curse word?

    I don't curse that much, but I guess I say "fuck" a lot when I do .

    What sound or noise do you love?

    The birds singing in the morning, the ocean and my man when he cums.

    What sound or noise do you hate?

    The alarm clock and the landscapers early in the morning.

    What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

    I do a little photography and would like to do more. I am also very interested in forensic science

    What profession would you not like to do?

    Garbage man...easy one!

  • You can visit Crissy Moran on the web exclusively at www.crissymoran.com.

  • Take a look at Crissy's movies, available from Hustler Hollywood.

  • Don't forget to tune into HustlerLive to watch Crissy and Angie performing together.

  • "Joanna's Angeles 2" and "Atomic Vixens" to be sold in Tower stores nationwide

    When a dirty little birdie told us that Tower Music and Video was going to start carrying recently released "Joanna's Angels 2" and "Atomic Vixens", we weren't surpised. With sountracks featuring bands from MySpace, Har Mar Superstar and Rancid, the titles perfectly bridge the gap between mainstream and adult entertainment.

    Just to be on the safe side (we've already been led astray once this week), we gave the president of VCA a call. "It's gratifying that VCA is expanding its universe," Peter Reynolds told us, confirming the news, "A music chain like Tower is validation that we're doing some entertaining movies. It's another example of [how we're] making cool films with good music."

    According to Mr. Reynolds, the titles should be available in all Tower stores by the end of next week.

    If you can't wait until next week to get your hands on the movies everyone's talking about, both "Joanna's Angels 2" and "Atomic Vixens" are available from Hustler Hollywood.

    On The Set: Boning Bonita Chicas

    Yesterday's visit to the set of "Boning Bonita Chicas" proved once again that we never, never, never know what to expect when it comes to the wonderful world of pornography. In our travels, we've grown accustomed to long drives up winding roads, multi-million dollar McMansions with stunning views and ponds stocked with fish worth more than our car.

    That's why our arrival at yesterday's location was the cause for bemusement. We should have known this was going to be different when we noticed an Earth-friendly bumper sticker proudly displayed on the bumper of the VW Bus parked outside the house. It could just have easily said, "Tresspassers beware, here there be hippies". Located only miles away from HustlerWorld HQ, the outside of the home looked as if Cheech and Chong (Editor's note: Yeah, yeah we get it. Today's "Pot Day".) were going to make an appearance any moment.

    Inside, we were greeted by what could be described as "Pee Wee's Playhouse" meets "HR Puff 'N' Stuff". We thought we might have wandered into the wrong place until we saw a pair of 6-inch clear stilettos sitting near the front door. Hippies wear Birkenstocks, not porn shoes.

    Shortly after our encounter of the Lucite-kind, we ran into the project's director, Rod Fontana. "The story for this particular scene is that this is a border-town whorehouse," he informed us. "[Dirty] Harry is the stepfather of young Sergio. After [Sergio's] father died, he took him under his wing and he's trying to help him. He finds out that the boy's a virgin. He ain't never been laid. Harry goes, 'Well we're gonna have to fix that.'"

    On hand to help Sergio fix his virginity problem was rookie Mercedes Santos. This tattooed, non-Spanish speaking Puerto Rican from Binghampton, NY (!?) just got into the skin business 2 weeks ago. "I don't want to be just another porn girl. I want to work for big companies," she told us. "I'm excited to work for Hustler."

    Well Mercedes, we at HustlerWorld were excited to watch you work.

    This bootylicious brunette may only have been in the industry for 336 hours, but judging by her scene with Sergio and Dirty Harry, she must have had some practice before turning pro. We were particularly impressed when she was giving head, as was Sergio. "Oh my god. Ohhhhhhh," he was heard moaning. "Oh shit. Oh fuck," he continued. If her performance is indicative what we can expect, we have a feeling we'll be seeing a lot more of her in the very near future.

    "Boning Bonita Chicas" also stars Hailey Page, Marina Sanchez, Catalina Linda, Jasmine Tame and Vanessa Figueroa.

    Look for "Boning Bonita Chicas" to hit Hustler Hollywood stores sometime in July.

    Duuuuuuuude

    For a percentage of the population, today represents an important holiday. Those of you reveling in the celebration are probably stuck on a couch, watching South Park or listening to Pink Floyd right now, but if you put down the "water pipe" long enough to read this, take a look at HUSTLER's recent guide to smoking marijuana.

    And get a job, ya dirty hippie.

    Have a safe and happy April 20th.

    April 19, 2006

    Pop Shots

    If more parents encouraged this, our job would be much, much easier.

    Hold on just a cotton pickin' minute. Men make bad decisions when sex is involved? Who knew?

    It shouldn't be shocking to learn that we don't like Bill "Republican Party Shill" O'Reilly. In our mind, he ranks right up there with Anne "I'm A Piece of Shit" Coulter and George "Where Am I" Bush. That's why we were so happy when we found this. Keith, next time you're in LA, we're taking you out drinking.

    This really comes as no surpise. Last time we checked, Grandma was more interested in baking cookies than blowing grandpa. (Editor's Note: Gross.)

    Contacting HustlerWorld

    We've been busy tweaking the HustlerWorld News and Gossip section, so we've been a little remiss in our duties as your source for all things Hustler. But, if you'll notice, we now have E-mail and a section for our favorite ladies in the industry.

    Send us a note. We dare you.

    Pop Shots

    HustlerWorld now has a home on MySpace. Feel free to befriend us. We promise that we won't bite. Unless you're into that kind of thing.

    It's been a while since we took English 101, but we're pretty sure this guy's talking about munching box.

    Guys, if you really want to beat off, just join Hustler.com. There's no reason for this.

    We've seen all three Terminators. This might not be the best idea.

    April 18, 2006

    Hustler Video® and Van Styles Team Up For New Projects

    Hustler Video® and acclaimed director Van Styles capitalize on their tremendous success, as they team for a new line, titled "A List" coming in May. This new line is "A List" all the way, pairing beautiful girls and crazy anal action including blatant hard-core ass play, DPs, multiple pop shots, extreme footage, and squirting. Hustler Video® and Styles are releasing the next installment of the award nominated "Take It Black" series with "Take It Black 4" in May, featuring Nadia Styles and Dana DeArmond in their first interracial scenes, EVER!

    Styles is also positioned to round out the directorial roster for Hustler Video's new hardcore gonzo line, "Hustler Hardline". Look for Styles' extreme gonzo debut, "Pin-up Sluts", featuring Joey Hart, set to street July 11, 2006.

    Hustler Video's Creative Director, Drew Rosenfeld is pleased to add Van to Hustler's growing team of directors stating, "Van's fresh and innovative imagery is just want we are looking for to round out the already impressive roster for this groundbreaking hardcore gonzo line." The appreciation is mutual with Van Styles saying, "Having the ability to shoot under the Hustler name is really cool. I like working with Drew because he's a director as well and has a better understanding of the creative challenges we can face."

    Styles' passion for directing has caught the eye of industry icon Larry Flynt and Hustler Video. At the age of 25, Van Styles is Hustler Video's youngest director. Styles' visionary standards for cutting-edge, hardcore eroticism make him a stand-out amongst more tenured directors. He is most noted for his provocative Hustler series "Take It Black", touted as the best selling interracial series on the market for Hustler Video. Styles has received acclaim from AVN with 2005 award nominations for "Take It Black" and "Young Latin Ass", cementing his place in the industry.

    Van Styles' impressive Hustler Video portfolio includes the popular series, "Barely Legal Corrupted", "Take It Black", "Ass Appeal", "Young Latin Ass", and "Pu Tang Clan" with more to come in the next year.

  • Visit Van Styles' on the web at www.VanStyles.com

  • HustlerWorld Interview: Shy Love

    Bad intel yesterday caused us to make a 45 minute trip to the set of Shy Love's "Mass Destruction" only to be met by a confused homeowner asking if we were T.T. Boy. While we don't know whether to take this as an insult or a compliment, we do know that our drive back to the office was expletive- and cigarette-filled. (Editor's Note: At least the intelligence you received didn't cause you to start a war.)

    Upon our triumphant—albeit grumpy—return, we were informed that Shy Love was actually in the offices here in Beverly Hills. As Shy later informed us, filming had wrapped for the shoot last Friday. We love her candor when it comes to the industry, so we took the opportunity to ask her about the production.

    We was looking at the shooting schedule for the production and it's definitely going to be part of Hustler Video's ® new "HardLine" series. Do you usually prefer the harder stuff?

    It's not that I prefer [it]. I like everything. I think after a while when you're working in this business, you get a little more rough around the edges and start to like the harder stuff.

    Makes sense.

    It is an extreme cast list. But it [is] a hardcore movie and I expected hardcore things. I wanted the best of the best.

    Do you think you got it?

    I got it. I definitely got the best of the best.

    Do you have any difficulties being a woman director in the industry?

    At first, people don't respect you because they think you're going to be a lot more lenient than male directors. I've been doing it for a while now, so they know I don't play the games on set. Usually, it's easier for me because I perform. The girls are usually willing to go the extra notch and give me more. They know that if I see something look wrong of they could get hurt, I'm going to call it off.

    Which to you prefer, directing or performing?

    I like both equally. Performing allows me to show my nasty, dirty side up close and personal. Directing allows you to see the things I wish that I could do, but I don't have it…

    What do you mean you don't "have it"?

    For instance, there's Sandra Romain, who's an absolute phenomenal, phenomenal performer and I have her doing a double anal. [Something] I think is extreme and hardcore, but she loves it. You can see it in her face and it doesn't bother her. She's strong and outgoing. I could never do that. It fascinates me and I like it.

    Did you perform in this as well?

    No.

    Did you want to once the cameras started rolling?

    I did, I did. But I was like, "You know what I'm going to stay on the back end and not do it." It might perform on the second title.

    Are you looking forward to the finished product?

    I can't wait to see the finished product. I think it's going to come out extremely well. I had a great list of female performers and male performers. There couldn't have been a [cast] than that. I have no date when it's coming out, but I can't wait.

    Any else you want say about your experience with the filming?

    If you haven't seen any of these girls perform, this is probably the best time to get a movie.

    Who were the girls performing?

    Sandra Romain, Missy Monroe, Cindy Crawford, Nadia Styles and Annie Cruz. You're going to get a list of girls who are not only beautiful, but aggressive, strong performers that love what they do and you can see it. They just draw you to the camera.

    New Porn Tuesdays

    As far as we're concerned, Tuesdays are good for one thing: New Porn. Check out our newest titles, all available from Hustler Hollywood:

    Anal Extremes (145 min.)

    Stars: Hillary Scott, Sandra Romain, Barbard Summer, Annie Cruz, Tory Lane

    DVD Includes: Behind the Scenes, Hot Hustler Trailers, Photo Slide Show, Animated Chapter Index

    Director: Chance

    Posts on HustlerWorld: Hustler Video® Introduces New Line: HUSTLER HARDLINE, Hillary Scott: Professional Ass-Whore


    Asian Fever #28 (84 min.)

    Stars: Tia Tanaka, Thi Michelle, Ava Devine, Kitty, Tia Ling

    DVD Includes: Behind the Scenes, Hot Sex Talk, Hot HUSTLER Trailers, Photo Slideshow, Animated Chapter Index

    Director:Richard de Monfort






    Nothin' But A Gangsta Orgy

    Stars: Angel Skye, Raven Sky, Pursuajon, Valerie Spice, Mya, Kaleah, Vida Valentine, Love, Madison & Fetish Fatale

    DVD Includes: Behind the Scenes, Hot HUSTLER Trailers, Photo Slide Show, Animated Chapter Index, Hot Sex Talk

    Director: D. Sparky





    Danger In the Night (129 min.)

    Stars: Kathy Anderson, Nikki Sun, Caludia Rossi, Erika Neri & Simona

    DVD Includes: Behind the Scenes, Hot Hustler Trailers, Animated Chapter Index, Hot Sex Talk, Photo Slide Show

    Director: Francesco Finelli






    Barely Legal: Princess Diaries (82 min.)

    Stars: Simone Schiffer, Angela Stone, Gwen Diamond, Chloe Morgan, Vanessa Figueroa, Courtney Simpson, Hollie Stevens & Alicia Alighatti

    DVD Includes: Behind the Scenes, Hot Hustler Trailers, Animated Chapter Index, Hot Sex Talk, Photo Slide Show

    Director: Dale Jordan

    Cindy Crawford and Cassie Young are "Next" On MTV

    MTV's hit show "NEXT" is about to take speed dating to a whole new level. Upcoming episodes will feature adult film performers and exclusive LA Direct Models Cindy Crawford and Cassie Young on the popular 30 minute program.

    Cindy Crawford was initially tentative about her audition is excited about appearing on the show and said, "When I first walked into MTV studios, I wasn't very optimistic that I was going to get the spot, but the casting agent let me be myself, made me feel right at home and comfortable with the fact that I was going on the show as an adult film star who is secure with who I am and what I do. I am really looking forward to filming my segment and seeing who NEXT is and who ultimately is the one who wins a second date with me."

    Cassie Young's first appearance for a mainstream television show has the quintessential cutie a little nervous but ready for anything. "I am all about hot chicks and NEXT has selected five girls that will have to do their best to impress me," says Young. "I am hoping to score the hottest chick out of the bunch to take on a date. Who knows what will happen, but I am looking forward to it!"

    Pop Shots: Part Deux

    Who would have thought that goths and porn stars have something in common? There's a few SuicideGirls out there that better seek counseling now.

    Ladies, instead of sending in lids from Dannon, maybe you can try a different type of yogurt.

    If only getting Playboy to stop publishing was this easy.

    Former Fear Factor host Joe Rogan's got a great story about attending a porn release party. Evidently, fear was not a factor for the star's date.

    April 17, 2006

    Hipsters Rejoice! Burning Angel Takes Over Manhattan

    The sequel to America's Most Important Movie®, VCA Pictures presents "Joanna's Angels 2: Alt Throttle" which will premiere on Tuesday, April 18th at Happey Valley located at 14 East 27th Street in New York City. The movie is directed by and stars Joanna Angel, alongside Kylee Kross, Dana Dearmond, Charlotte Stokely, Pinky Lee, Sabrina Sparx, Pixie Pearl James Deen, Mr.Marcus and Tommy Pistol. Joanna Angel will be signing autographs at the Virgin Megastore on 52. E. 14th. Street in New York City on Wednesday, April 19th. The Virgin Megastore signing with Joanna Angel will start at 10pm on Wednesday night.

    In Joanna's Angels 2, ALT Throttle, Mr.Marcus plays the America's first black president. His daughter, played by Dana Dearmond, gets kidnapped by a preppy blond, (played by Charlotte Stokely), who threatens to keep the girl unless everything ALT is outlawed. As part of her torture, she is forced to listen to the same pop song over and over, with subliminal messages about conformity. President Marcus hires Joanna and her Angels to rescue his daughter, and save everything alternative in the country.

    "The movie is a satire of everything; from politics, to heartbreak, to alternative culture... The cast of girls are all really hot. Not only are they really different looking from the average cast of porn girls, everyone is really unique in the movie and looks really different from one another. The sex is really dirty, but it's still a cute chick flick with a funny plot," says Joanna Angel. The entire film was shot right around the corner from the BurningAngel offices, in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.

  • View the trailer here.

  • You can purchase a copy of "Joanna's Angels 2: Alt Throttle" from Hustler Hollywood.

  • Pop Shots

    We're heading over to the set of Shy Love's "Mass Destruction' this afternoon, but didn't want to leave before offering the best stories from around the Internets. We're thoughtful like that:

    If anyone wanted to purchase this for us, we' be forever in your debt. We'd also be in rehab in less than a month.

    The South won't be rising again anytime soon. (Zing!)

    These buffalo wings sure are great. Can I pay you for sex now?

    Skye Blue's "Naughty" Ladies Lend Laughs to Lopez Benefit

    It's a night to get your laugh on and your wallet out when the ladies of Trashmouth Production's "The Naughty Show" join comedian George Lopez on Saturday, April 22nd for a sold out benefit performance for the Laurence School at the Roosevelt Hotel.

    Trashmouth producer, Skye Blue and her girlfriends in trash humor are excited to lend a few laughs to promote this worthy cause. "'The Naughty Show' is a venue for women to get down and dirty with explicit stand-up. It's empowering that George has asked us to be a part of his charity show, it gives legitimacy to what we're doing," acknowledges Blue.

    And what they're doing is bringing a completely new feel to comedy clubs and cable by featuring some of the nation's top female comedians doing their bawdiest, edgiest, lewdest material. "The Naughty Show" provocatively goes into territory usually reserved for the guys.

    Kate Rigg, who along with Blue created the idea of "The Naughty Show", sees this as an opportunity to add a touch of women's empowerment to the event, "We are raising funds for the school's capital campaign and will be bringing our own brand of sass to the Laurence School's high profile charity event. We are thrilled to be able to help out little kids by telling jokes about our female parts and sharing naughty stories for their parents that the kiddies are still too young to hear for themselves."

    Also appearing on stage for this event are top notch comedy chicks and "Naughty Show" members Lisa Ann Walter, Cynthia Levin, Stella and Sexy Marlo.

  • For information on upcoming "Naughty Show" appearances, check out their website.

  • Beating Business Meeting Boredom

    We spend much of our workday looking at porn—we have 3 movies playing right now. We understand that you may not work in such a sexually liberated environment, so we're offering you this clip about new a viewing technology that won't make the bossman suspicious:

    HustlerWorld Interview: Ron Royster

    VCA and Eroticist Films' "Atomic Vixens: Escape From the Valley of the Sluts" is hitting shelves tomorrow. We got our little paws on an advanced copy and all we can say is, "Wowie wow wow wow." We may be biased—VCA is owned by LFP—but everything about this movie spells "hit". Its got a completely unique sense of visual style. It boasts a totally original soundtrack from bands on MySpace (Editors Note: This is a first for an adult production. More on this later). And, most importantly, it features some of our favorite girls (Vivid Girl Lacie Heart, Justine Joli and Tyler Houston) doing what they do best.

    We caught up with the perpertually busy fan of metaphors, Ron Royster. During our time together, we spoke of his penchant for quest directors, using MySpace to create a soundtrack and his distaste for traffic in Los Angeles.

    You mentioned before that you use a guest director for all of your features, who was it this time?

    When I went to the production offices at Hustler, I had a bunch of pictures that had the "look" I wanted. It turned out that most of them were shot by Octavio [Arizala]. I called him up and was like, "You're working on this film and you're the guest director." He was like, "Awesome! Who are you?"

    You mentioned that this is the first feature to license music from bands on MySpace.

    Yeah, I just went through for the site for 10 hours picking our music I liked that would work for the movie.

    Any problems getting bands on board?

    Some bands were excited and were like "You work for HUSTLER!" and others weren't and they were like, "You work for HUSTLER."

    How do you like the movie-making process?

    We're doing the best we can. We're making art. It's infinitely harder to make art than porn.

    Are you happy that Atomic Vixens is finally coming out?

    Yeah man, it's kind of like giving birth.

    Are you proud of your child?

    Of course I'm proud. It was the time in my adult career that I've ever had an all-star team of people around me. It's hard for me to take a lot of credit on the movie because so many people did so much hard work on it.

    Like who?

    Octavio. He definitely had his hand in it. Now he's launched his career, so that's cool. I got his directing cherry. Just everybody, man. The makeup artist was phenomenal, the lady who did the clothing was phenomenal, the editing was great. The story board was really good. I even got my sister to do the English accent for the voice-over.

    Awesome.


    It's kind of like making soup. The potatoes can't take all the credit for the great vegetable soup.

    I hear that you're leaving us soon.

    I'm looking forward to getting out of here.

    What don't you like about LA?

    Life is so precious and every minute you're stuck in a traffic jam or at a stop light, you're watching the sands of life drain from the meter. It's like some kind of video game or something. I don't want to be found in my car, slumped over the wheel on the 101 or something.

    So you're off to Prague.

    Everything's just bit a little bit up in the air. Did you ever see the "I Love Lucy" episode where the chocolates are coming off of the conveyor belt? It's like, "she's doing a great job, lets speed up the process" Finally the chocolates are coming off the conveyor belt faster than she can do anything with them.

    It sounds like you're a busy man. Better than sitting around not doing anything, no?

    If you ever saw what my life was like back in North Carolina, you'd understand. I live on 158 acres. I spent a long time getting accustomed to hanging out on my porch and then I was ripped away from my home and then I'm out in the world actually having to make a living.

  • View the trailer for "Atomic Vixens".
  • Check out Eroticist Films' home on the Interweb.
  • You can purchase your copy of "Atom Vixens" tomorrow at Hustler Hollywood stores nationwide.

  • April 15, 2006

    HustlerWorld Weekly Compilation

    HustlerWorld's closing up shop for the weekend. But before we turn out the lights, check the bathrooms for bums and lock the doors, we want to give you a sample of this week's tastiest offerings:

    Tune in next week when we'll be bringing you interviews with HustlerLive performer Crissy Moran and "Atomic Vixens" director Ron Royster, new movie news from Hustler Video ®, and some other porn-related stuff.

    Happy Rebirthday, Jesus!

    April 14, 2006

    Grape-killer Savanna Samson to appear on SNL

    Vivid's Savanna Samson, the award-winning erotic actress and fine wine maker, will appear on Saturday Night Live Saturday April 15th.

    Ms. Samson is one of the comediennes in a "Fun House" skit that is a takeoff on the Disney classic "101 Dalmatians." In the SNL version, it's called "101 Fellations."

    Savanna cavorts naked around a male model known as "Dante", doing her part to achieve the magic 101 number. "We're nude in the skit but I'm told they will pixilated our private parts to avoid any censorship problem. It was great fun doing the segment," says Savanna. "Everyone had a fun time and I can't wait to see it on the air."

    It is the latest mainstream media experience for Savanna, who has been covered widely in recent weeks as a result of the introduction of her own fine wine, which received a score of 90-91 out of 100 from famed wine reviewer Robert Parker. She's been featured in stories in The New York Times, The Times of London, on Reuters news service and on dozens of radio and television stations worldwide.

    April 13, 2006

    Pop Shots

    In response to Comedy Central's refusal to air an episode of South Park showing an image of the Prophet Mohammed, Trey Parker and Matt Stone show Jesus crapping on George W. Bush and the American flag. We love the first amendment.

    This may be the most important formula since E=mc².

    The New York Times attempts to muscle in on our market-share. Try showing a little nip next time guys.

    We've always been a fan of former President Bill Clinton. His comments during a recent meeting of InterAction, an alliance of humanitarian organizations, only make us like him more.

    HustlerWorld Interview: Justine Joli

    When we first met Justine Joli, we were on the set of first-time director Cat Purcel's "Alpha 15: Big Sister and the Trial of Emily Labore". While porceline-skinned redheads usually aren't our thing—it has something to do with Moses and the whole idea of the burning bush—we couldn't help becoming smitten with this Missouri native.

    What struck us about this copper-haired beauty wasn't the amazing scene she filmed that day, but how incredibly articulate she was when we sat down for a little chat. She knew just what she wanted to say and just how to say it. We really hate to admit this, but we had a hard time keeping up.

    Justine was nice enough to give us a call the other day so we could continue our conversation. She let us grill her about her start in the business, her cool-as-ice mom and her ever-growing role in the "Alt Porn" universe.

    When we last spoke, you said you were kind of shy when you were younger.

    I was incredibly shy. Painfully, retardedly. You've seen those geeks that do nothing but sit at home, surf porn, watch Star Trek and live in their mom's basement, right? That would have been me had I never went to New Zealand.

    What happened in New Zealand?

    It's legal to drink in New Zealand at 18. I was 19 when I went down there, they had just lowered the drinking age. I really, really, really wanted to go out to nightclubs, because I had never been to one. I begged my mom to go with me. She was like, "I love you, go party, be a teenager, get the fuck out of my hair". I had to learn people skills pretty quick, because people look at you funny when you don't know how to talk.

    How did that translate to breaking out of your shell back here in the States?

    I had to go so many places alone and talk to people. I made random friends. People invited me into their homes. That gave me future people skills so that I could actually talk to people. I was terrified of talking to people. Getting up in front of a crowd? Never in a million years.

    It sounds like when you came back, you were almost a different person.

    I got a chance to get out there and meet people my age and rap with people my age. It's not really something I did before I left because I was working a lot.

    How did you go from there to making the move into the adult entertainment industry?

    A producer and his girlfriend, they actually used to work for HUSTLER. I was working in the Glendale Galleria. I'm on my way to the bathroom and this guy stops me and gives me his card and he's like, "You're not from around here are you?"

    I go over to his house. My mom drove me. My mom [and I] are sitting on the couch and we're looking at this large print. They were close up shots, like I could tell what you had for lunch. And my mom and I are looking at these going, "What the fuck is this?" I finally figured it out and I'm like, "OK, I don't want to talk about it. Let's not look at the fucking picture. Let's not talk about it. It's not there." He comes out. He explains how he can help me. I go into the back. He takes some naked photos of me, sends them off to an agent. The agent picks me up and started getting work me from there. And that's how I actually [started]. I literally met this guy on Thursday, was at his house on Saturday, I had my first porn job on Monday.

    Was your mom aware of this the entire time?

    Oh yeah, yeah. For the first six months she drove me to all my jobs because I was terrified to drive there. She wasn't happy about it at first. Then she saw my bank account and then she's like ,"Are you happy?" Yes. "Are you hurting yourself?" No. "Alright".

    It seems like all of the "Alt" directors are big fans of yours. Why do you think that is?

    Eon [MacKai] is actually good friends with [my boyfriend] DCypher, and that's how [he] met me. He called me for "Kill, Girl, Kill" or "Kill, Girl, Kill 2" and was like "My last girl/girl was poo. I just didn't like it. I called DCypher and I wanted to find out who the best girl/girl was and he recommended you." He got nominated for the scene I did for him for "Kill, Girl, Kill" and he also got nominated for the orgy scene I did with everyone else in Neu Wave Hookers. I think [they] like the way I do things.

    Is there anything you want to say to your fans?

    I love my fans, every single one of them. I wouldn't have a job if it weren't for them.

    Time now for what is regularly becoming a staple of the HustlerWorld interview, The Pivot Quetionnaire.

    What is your favorite word?

    Trepidatious…and it doesn't even exist in the English language. It's my favorite word and it's not a word. It's not in the Oxford English [Dictionary] or the American English [Dictionary]. Look it up on Google.

    What's your least favorite word/phrase?

    "I don't where I'm at." That saying just pisses me off to no end.

    What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

    Short, furry and funny. Being able to laugh at yourself. The mix between very witty and very cynical. It's a big turn on for me, I don't know why.

    What turns you off?

    People who hate cats. I'm not kidding. Men who hate cats, it's just like "Oh, you're evil."

    What's your favorite curse word?

    Fucking. Fucking this and fucking that. It's not my only favorite cussword, though. Tosser, bloody ingrate. Bloody. If I'm trying to be kind of proper and I don't want to say fuck a whole lot, I'll just say, "you bloody bastard." Oh "bastard", that's another one of my favorites. I cuss a lot. I've got a mouth like a sailor.

    What sound or noise do you love?

    When a man moans. There are very few man that do it and when they do it's just the sexiest thing ever.

    What sound or noise do you hate?

    The popping of a balloon. It kind of freaks me out.

    What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt?

    I've already attempted make-up artistry, so now I'm looking into photography.

    What profession would you not like to do?

    A pooper scooper. I hate having to change my cat's [litter] box and all I have to do is put it in a fucking trash bag and throw it away.

    If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

    Party on dudes!

  • You can visit Justine on the web or purchase her directorial debut, "Justine and Kelle" exclusively at www.JustineJoli.com.

  • Take a look at Justine's movies, available from Hustler Hollywood.

  • "ReBelle Rousers", The Preview

    During our conversation with Octavio Arizala earlier this week we spoke about his upcoming Vivid-Alt movie, "ReBelle Rousers" (Editor's Note: We had incorrectly called it "Rebel Rousers". Our apologies). Lo and behold, a trailer for the movie has already been made available.

    You can view it here.

    From the looks of things, this little gem is going to be a must-have for aficionados of the hot rods, the hot ladies and the hot sex.

    Oh, and it's got Angie Savage in it. Sigh...

    Doggy-style!

    Brian, the wise cracking, cocktail swilling dog from Fox's hit show Family Guy, has more on his mind than your average family mutt. Over the years, Brian's been a porn director, a drug-sniffing narcotics officer with a cocaine problem and the faithful foil to Rhode Island's most famous dysfunctional family. Now America's hottest canine is starring in his first movie, Family Guy Presents Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story.

    HUSTLER's Tom Farrell caught up with Brian (and his human alter-ego Seth MacFarlane) between fire hydrants and mailmen to discuss Stewie, George Bush and what he really did with Jenna Jameson.

    HUSTLER: So, how about that Stewie movie, eh?

    BRIAN: "Stewie movie?" Please, that kid's got a big enough head already, literally and figuratively. He doesn't need you calling it the "Stewie Movie". I saw some footage the other day and it's hilarious and very dirty.

    In the film, your role in the future seems rather diminished.

    I don't want to give anything away, but I die in mid-coitus with a throw pillow.

    What was it like directing porn?

    A lot like directing an Ashton Kutcher movie—bad acting, no plot and you feel dirty when it's over.

    Will you ever go back to directing XXX?

    Well, if the right script came along, and it was something I was passionate about and there was an Asian chick involved, maybe.

    What was it like to work with Jenna Jameson? Did you or didn't you?

    Jenna's amazing. She's great at getting plowed, but, and a lot of people don't know this, she's equally adept at putting on a strap-on and plowing someone else. And, no, I never "hit that." But, I do know a guy who did, and he said it was out of this world. Like playing chess with Gary Kasparov.

    What do you think of Bush?

    I think it's nice if it's tidy, like a neat little landing strip. Oh, you mean the President? He's a douche bag.

    To read the interview in its entirety, pick up a copy of HUSTLER's April issue, on newsstands now.

    Look for Brian on the third season of Family Guy, now available on DVD.

    April 12, 2006

    Pop shots

    We're a little embarassed we never thought of this use for marshmallow peeps.

    If this continues, China will be a nation filled with 8-foot-tall women by 2046.

    Midget on midget violence...when will it end? Hopefull never.

    Maybe this guy should think about hiring Hillary Scott.

    HustlerWorld Interview: Tera Patrick

    HustlerWorld's got a rough life. Not only are we made to watch hours and hours and hours of hardcore porn on a daily basis, but we're forced to be around women like Tera Patrick. We ran into FHM's 57th sexiest woman for 2006 the other week on the set of her choose your own adventure-style feature, tentatively titled "inTERActive".

    To say that this woman is good at what she does is like saying Tiger Woods is decent at golf or George W. Bush is only marginally stupid. Watching her work was a truly unique experience. During still photographs, the effortless posing she demonstrated is a skill only a seasoned performer could have. It probably helps when every side is your good side. During the movie's filming, we were struck by how easily she both recalled and delivered her lines. For the first time in our illustrious career, we weren't bored to tears by watching dialogue. Hell, she could have been reading a phone book and we would have enjoyed it.

    A tight shooting schedule kept us from chatting at any length that day, but Tera was nice enough to answer some questions via E-mail.

    You recently landed yourself at the #57 spot of FHM's 100 Sexiest for 2006. How does it feel to be ranked higher than Natalie Portman (or, as we like to call her, "Luke's mom")?

    I'm glad I "beat her" and I'm glad I'm next to my favorite girl, Alessandra Ambrisio.

    You and fellow co-hort Jenna Jameson both made strong showings on FHM's List this year. Do you think this is just further evidence that porn is slowly becoming less taboo in our culture?

    Yes. Jenna and I are bringing the path to mainstream from adult. Yeah for that.

    Who would win in a fight: you are Catherine Zeta Jones (#82 on FHM's List)?

    Lets find out...LOL. Tell her I'm up for the challenge.

    Let's talk about "inTERActive". Everyone I've spoken with about the project is really excited for the finished project. What makes this movie so special?

    This is the first interactive with a story line and it gives the viewers the ultimate Tera Patrick experience.

    Rumor has is that this project has been in the works for quite some time. What's taking so long?

    We want[ed] to make sure we were producing the best interactive possible. It's a very complex project and it took a lot of people to make this product.

    Are you excited to see the finished product? Do you watch your own movies?

    Yes, I'm excited to see final product. Sometimes I watch my movies and sometimes I have to review them and I get excited watching them all over again.

    Time now for another installment of "Inside the Porn Actor's Studio".

    What is your favorite word?

    Evan.

    What is your least favorite word?

    Cunt.

    What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

    Being in love, my dogs, good music.

    What turns you off?

    Lying, bad hygene, being cheap.

    What is your favorite curse word?

    Fuck.

    What sound or noise do you love?

    I love to hear the sound of my husband making music, Chopper barking, my credit card going through, the sound of my laugh and the sound of my bong.

    What sound or noise do you hate?

    Honking, people cursing, TV [when it's] too loud.

    What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

    Fashion designer, forensic scientist.

    What profession would you not like to do?

    I'm doing it now.

    If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

    Now the party has started…LOL.

  • You can visit Tera on the web at www.clubterapatrick.com.
  • Take a look at Tera's movies, available from Hustler Hollywood.

  • Movie Review: Porn Star Pets

    When we received a copy of Margie Schnibbe's "Porn Star Pets" we threw it in the soon-to-have-its-own-gravitational-pull pile of porn sitting in our office. Dismissing it as nothing more than a stroke flick with an awful name, we doomed the movie to commingle with the likes of "5 Guy Cream Pie" and "Cheerleaders Crave Cock".

    For some reason—call it kismet—the movie finally made its way into our DVD player and we quickly realized that it wasn't porn at all. It was actually a documentary about adult stars and their pets.

    Released in 2005 by Brink Films, "Porn Star Pets" is a refreshing look at the private lives of some of the industry's most notable pornstars. Instead of the traditional behind-the-scenes included with many of today's porn releases, we're given an honest glimpse into a relationship that can be more powerful and meaningful than one between two humans. According to a recent study by the American Animal Hospital Association, "More than half of all pet owners stated they would want their pet instead of another person with them if they were stranded on a desert island."

    You may find it hard to believe, but porn stars are no different.

    We don't want to spoil the movie for those who have yet to see it, so we'll offer some highlights:

    • Buddy, one of Taylor Wayne's dogs, lives on shrimp. "Curried shrimp, Cajun shrimp," she says, channeling Bubba, "anything spicy."

    • Lena Ramon names all 37 of her pets without missing a beat.

    • Melissa Monet's dog has an unfortunate allergy to grass.

    • Mr. Marcus talks about his little 10 pounder, "This dog's got more shit than me."

    Throughout the film, interviews with industry heavies like Ron Jeremy, Taylor Wayne, Bill Margold and Mr. Marcus do an exceptional job demonstrating the unconditional bond between (wo)man and beast. Shot by John Gulagar (of Bravo's Project Greenlight fame) the film's already brief running time—52 minutes—seems even shorter due to the great pacing. Thankfully, the DVD includes tons of bonus footage, a photo slide show and even a commentary track by Mr. Jeremy and his roommate Natalie.

  • "Porn Star Pets" is available now from Brink Films.

  • I Said "No Wire Hangers"!

    HustlerWorld's a little late to the party on this one, but we've just been informed that April is (un)officially "International Spank Your Maid Month". With the current tumultuous state of immigrant affairs in the United States, it might be a bad time to celebrate the subjugation of our domestic factotums (Editor's note: Someone's been using a thesaurus.), but don't blame us. Blame your elected officials.

    Anyway, "International Spank Your Maid Month", is meant to be a fun celebration of the S&M lifestyle, not an endorsement of domestic violence. We would never, never encourage that behavior. We like women way too much.

    If you're interested in observing the monthlong celebration, HustlerHollywood has everything you'll need. French maid outfits? Check. Paddles? Check.

    And If role-playing isn't your thing, why not pick up a copy of Mr. Beaver Checks In, Maid Service, Black Maids # 5 or Maid In Heaven?

    There are only 18 days left to teach "the help" a lesson in what is means to be submissive.

    Make sure you do your part.

    Hustler Hollywood Stores to Carry PPPCard Nationwide

    Hustler Stores Will Give Customers Free Card as Gift-with-Purchase in Launch Promotion

    All eight Hustler Hollywood stores will carry the new Personal Privacy Protection card from PPPcard.net.

    PPPcard is a completely anonymous way to pay for adult Internet content and other sensitive web activities. Available in denominations between $5 and $50, the cards do not require users to provide their name, credit card information or any personal details.

    Greg Moss, President and CEO of PPPcard, said: "The Hustler Hollywood stores are a terrific addition to our distribution network. They represent the very best in adult entertainment merchandising and we are delighted that they have decided to launch the program for the cards. PPPcard fits well with their product mix because it solves the privacy concerns that have kept many people from accessing adult content and similarly sensitive information."

    A promotional display will be mounted on the checkout counters at Hustler stores, which will also give out free gift-with-purchase that allow access for 24 hours to the PPPcard exclusive network of sites such as Hustler.com, ClubJenna.com, Cybererotica.com and other popular adult sites.

    Hustler Hollywood stores carrying the cards are in Los Angeles, San Diego, Miami, Ft. Lauderdale and Nashville, plus Monroe, Ohio and Lexington, Kentucky.

    Pop Shots

    We don't know if we'd take their advice. The scientists we've known are about as sexy as a case of genital warts.

    For 18 to 20 minutes, all was right in the world.

    Just when we were going to start trolling for underage girls, MySpace hires a chief security officer. MySpace, you are officially out of our top 8.

    In case you missed it, The New York Times crossword puzzle got a little dirty last week.

    "Britney Rears 2" Box Gets Last Second Makeover

    The highly anticipated "Britney Rears 2" movie sequel underwent a last second make-over before being sent to stores nationwide for this week's release when an emergency decision was made to remove a graphic shot of her naked breasts from the front box cover.

    The follow-up to last year's extremely popular mega-selling "Britney Rears" DVD was all set for shipping when the decision was made to switch to a box cover artwork design that didn't bare all of the beautifully famous naked Britney breasts on the front cover.

    "We had 'Britney Rears 2' all ready to go with a box cover that showed the world famous Britney tits posing with nothing but a collection of press conference microphones, but a few very important retail outlets voiced concern that they wanted to make huge 'Britney' orders, but couldn't display naked breasts in their stores in a number of cities. Since most buyers felt this would be their biggest selling DVD for the next couple of months, we went with another great design that we had waiting in the wings," stated Jeff Mullen co-producer of the movie which comes out from X-Play/Hustler Video this week.

    After the jump, the original, offensive, boob-bearing boxcover.

    The entire Britney Rears franchise has been the subject of some national controversy since the debut volume was released last year and was met with record breaking sales from customers that were curious what the sex life of Britney, the music celebrity must be like.

    With a full arsenal of luxurious props including private jets, huge mansions, limos, live music concerts, MTV style videos and 10 naked girls having outrageous sex including 3-ways and 4-ways, "Britney Rears 2: I Wanna Get Laid" is already off to record setting pre-sales virtually guaranteeing that "Britney 2" will have a solid chance at hitting #1 on the sales charts.

    "We decided against a case cover to cover her tits and went with the more colorful "Britney 2" box that is being shipped now," stated X-Play's Scott David the movie's other co-producer.

    There have already been rumors that the other Britney is eagerly anticipating the latest Britney Rears 2 DVD release. "Yeah, she knows all about the sex Britney and that the DVD is coming out now," stated one music executive who asked to remain anonymous but also who asked for a DVD copy of Britney Rears 2.

    Packed with great sex, controversy and a picture perfect box cover, "Britney Rears 2: I Wanna Get Laid" offers an up-close and beautifully shot look at what a pop-diva's sex life is really all about. Directed by Will Rider and packing 8 sex scenes and 4 hours of total DVD footage, "Britney Rears 2" took over 5 weeks to edit making this a spectacular porn movie release.

    "I guarantee you that not many porn movies get this kind of incredible attention to detail. This fucking movie rocks from the incredible menus, the great feature footage to the hours of DVD extras," stated HP Loveshaft who edited the movie at the award winning Copper Digital.

    "This is a fucking great movie for those who love sex and for those who want to be part of a fun, celebrity sexed wild ride. Don't miss Britney 2," stated the rising director Rider.

    "Britney Rears 2: I Wanna Get Laid" is in stores everywhere from Hustler Video.

    Ask for Britney by name.

    April 11, 2006

    HustlerWorld Interview: Angie Savage

    There are very few women in adult entertainment that make us as nervous as Angie Savage. It's not that we think she's going to ruin our credit (college already did that) or steal our stuff when we're not looking. No, these nerves are more of the Charlie Brown/Little Redheaded Girl variety. And, believe it or not, her looks (even though she's drop-dead gorgeous) aren't the reason we get tongue-tied. It's that she's just so incredibly… nice.

    From her demure demeanor to her adorable voice to her relationship with just-as-nice husband Devon, everything about her screams "soccer mom" not "rock'n'roll sex goddess". We can easily imagine her volunteering in soup kitchens, adopting wayward kittens and heading up her neighborhood watch group. She's that nice.

    We recently caught up with Mrs. Savage and spoke about her upcoming HustlerLive performance with Crissy Moran, how she got started in the business and why having Devon around makes life a little easier. Then, taking a cue from that greasy, bearded blowhard, James Lipton (host of "Inside the Actor's Studio"), we finished our chat with the Pivot Questionnaire.

    So, you just got back from Vegas…

    I was actually there for you guys, at the lingerie show.

    We seem to love you over here. We use you all the time.

    Awww…thanks. It's a nice feeling. It's like I'm the face of Hustler at these trade shows.

    How'd you ever get mixed up with us?

    About a year and a half ago, [Devon and I] sent in some bad polaroids to HUSTLER. Angel De Fina [HUSTLER's talent coordinator] had us in her office and a week later we were doing our first boy/girl shoot.

    It must be nice having Devon around.

    It is. This business can be a little rough and it's nice to have someone on your side.

    Are you excited to work with Crissy for this month's HustlerLive?

    Yeah, I took a look at her pictures and she's a hottie. I'm excited to meet her.

    Do you have anything else you want to say?

    If Crissy's anything like me, it's gonna be a sexy show. Tune in!

    At this point in the conversation, we donned a beard, gained 50 pounds and grew an enormously large sense of our own self-worth. In other words, we channeled James Lipton.

    What is your favorite word?

    Desire.

    What's your least favorite word.

    Stinky.

    What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

    I think just love and passion. Having passion for anything is sexy to me.

    What turns you off?

    Um…phoniness, lies.

    What is your favorite curse word?

    Fuck. I say fuck a lot.

    What sound or noise do you love?

    I'm listening to the birds right now. I like that.

    What sound or noise do you hate?

    Screeching on a chalkboard. I can't stand that.

    What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt?

    I think I'd like to be an interior decorator.

    What profession would you not like to do?

    I wouldn't want to pick up monkey poop at the zoo.

    If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

    That I did well.

  • You can visit Angie on the web at www.clubangiesavage.com.
  • Take a look at Angie's movies, available from Hustler Hollywood.

  • New Release from Platinum Blue Productions

    Platinum Blue is releasing Skye Blue's Forbidden Fantasies, a hardcore vignette title, tomorrow, April 12.

    Directed by Skye Blue, Forbidden Fantasies stars Angel Cassidy, Jana Cova, Hailey Paige, Dani Woodward, Daisy Marie, and Naudia Nyce having co-worker sex with Nick Manning. DVD extras include Alexis Amore and Victoria Sin in a bonus girl/girl fetish scene where you can practically smell and taste the latex.

    There was quite a bit of fun making the movie, and a lot of affection for the director. "All I know is any girl with blonde hair, beautiful eyes, and big boobs, is hot," Danni Woodward said of Skye Blue while flirting on the set, "She brings out the pervert in me, it's not my fault."

    Directed by Skye Blue, Forbidden Fantasies stars Angel Cassidy, Jana Cova, Hailey Paige, Dani Woodward, Daisy Marie, and Naudia Nyce having co-worker sex with Nick Manning. DVD extras include Alexis Amore and Victoria Sin in a bonus girl/girl fetish scene where you can practically smell and taste the latex.

    There was quite a bit of fun making the movie, and a lot of affection for the director. "All I know is any girl with blonde hair, beautiful eyes, and big boobs, is hot," Danni Woodward said of Skye Blue while flirting on the set, "She brings out the pervert in me, it's not my fault."

    Sky Blue is certainly not new to directing. This hardcore vignette title is just one of many in Skye Blue's directorial catalog for her production and distribution company, Platinum Blue.

  • Take a look at other Platinum Blue productions, available from Hustler Hollywood.

  • New Porn Tuesdays

    Once again, it's time to make your way down to your local Hustler Hollywood and pick up our latest offerings.

    Britney Rears 2: I Wanna Get Laid (140 min.)

    Stars: Britney Rears, Jenaveve Jolie, Nyomi Marcela, Shy Love, Kapri Styles, Eva Angelina, Nadia Styles, Nikki Hilton, Sunny Lane & Hillary Scott

    DVD Includes: Hot HUSTLER Trailers, Photo Slide Show, Animated Chapter Index, Hot Sex Talk, Behind the Scenes

    Director: Will Rider

    Posts on HustlerWorld: Hilarious New Song & Radio Campaign Spearhead "BRITNEY REARS 2", Preview "BRITNEY REARS 2: I WANNA GET LAID"


    Young Sluts, Inc. #19 (113 min.)

    Stars: Hailey Young, Jade Starr, Joanna Angel, Kendra Allen, Holly Wellin & Rosanna Rose

    DVD Includes: Behind the Scenes, Hot Sex Talk, Hot HUSTLER Trailers, Photo Slideshow, Animated Chapter Index

    Director: Jane Waters





    Sophia's All Girl Violation (96 min.)

    Stars: Sophia, Keeani Lei, Vanessa Lane, Emilianna, Sammie Rhodes, Lexi Love & Katie Morgan

    DVD Includes: Behind the Scenes, Hot HUSTLER Trailers, Photo Slide Show, Animated Chapter Index, Hot Sex Talk

    Director: Barry Wood





    Ghetto Booty #21 (123 min.)

    Stars: Adicktion, Madison, Vida Valentine, Vivica J. Coxx & Mya

    DVD Includes: Behind the Scenes, Hot Hustler Trailers, Animated Chapter Index, Hot Sex Talk, Photo Slide Show

    Director: D. Sparky

    Pop Shots

    Entertainment Weekly's Owen Gleiberman attempts to understand why sex in modern cinema is dying out.

    Gram Ponante's got some great reviews of Squealer and Joanna's Angels 2: Alt Throttle. And you're right Gram, these reviews are thoughtful.

    If porn causes brain damage, consider us Terri Schiavo.

    Yeah. Paris Hilton is just like Mother Teresa. The grainy, night vision footage of her going down on a leper should be available any day now.

    We absolutely, completely, all-encompassingly despise PETA with every fiber of our being. But we agree with this sentiment.

    See kids? This is what happens when you don't eat meat.

    April 10, 2006

    Boys Vs. Girls

    If you haven't checked out Wonder Showzen, the following clip might entice you to pick up season 1, out now on DVD. The twisted minds behind the show ask children the simple question, "What's the difference between boys and girls?"

    Jon Lovitz: Forgotten Funnyman

    Tragically underrated comedian Jon Lovitz was on Conan O'Brien last week when he told one of the funniest jokes we've heard in months (we're paraphrasing here):

    A man and his wife are sitting around their kitchen table during breakfast. The wife looks at her husband and says, "I had the weirdest dream last night...".

    The husband asks what the dream involved.

    "Well, I was at a penis auction," she explained. "The huge penises were going for thousands. Average penises were going for hundreds."

    "What about a penis like mine?" asked the husband.

    "They were giving them away," she responded.

    Without missing a beat the husband offered, "Believe it or not, I had a very similar dream last night. I was at a vagina auction. The old, used-up, well-beyond-their prime vaginas were going for a thousand. The new, freshly-waxed, 18-year-old girl vaginas were going for two thousand."

    "What about my vagina?" his wife asked.

    "That's where the auction was taking place."

    HustlerWorld Interview: Octavio C. Arizala

    You may not know the name Octavio C. Arizala, but you've most likely seen his work. He's been lucky enough to be the lensman for adult legend Tera Patrick, fetish queen Masuimi Max and countless other drool-worthy babes (both of the adult and non-adult variety).

    Picking up a camera only 4 years ago, Octavio seems to be everywhere these days. January saw the publication of his first book, Modern Vixens: World of WinkyTiki. This month, he makes his first credited appeareance as a guest director in an adult film, Atomic Vixens: Escape From the Valley of the Sluts. And, if that wasn't enough to put him on your adult entertainment radar, he just finished filming his first movie for Vivid, "The Rebel Rousers".

    When we got Octavio on the phone the other week, we discussed everything from the origins of the WinkyTiki aesthetic, shooting porn and Masuimi Max's first appearance in an adult feature.

    Read the interview in its entirety, after the jump...

    You have a definitive aesthetic—the pin-up girl—where did this come from? When did you start getting intetested in the look?

    When I started doing photography, how I got into the whole pin-up thing is that it was pretty much what was around me. I've always been into the whole rockabilly scene, car culture, swing dancing and the bands. So when I started getting into photography, the only girls I knew were rockabilly girls.

    How long ago did you get into photography?

    4 years.

    So you're relatively new…

    Oh yeah. I'm a newbie. I was in the music business for 12 years as a recording engineer. I was working with Tom Petty, The Rolling Stones. I was just in a recording studio. You have no life. As a therapy, I picked up an old Pentax camera that I had since high school and starting learning photography. I went to all the car shows and I'd bump into all my friends who were the rockabilly girls who owned the hotrods. So I would do photos of them, just learning how to use the camera. Next thing you know, they liked them so they'd say, "I have this new outfit, why don't you come over and take pictures of me in [it]." The rest is history.

    So all of this culminated in your book of pin-ups, WinkyTiki…

    Also, how I got into it, in terms of the aesthetic, is that growing up my dad had a really big collection of those bachelor pad records and Italian movie soundtracks and lots of weird stuff. Back in the day, the album covers didn't have anything to do with the music itself. But they were mostly pinups or some weird interesting photos. That's when I became a young-horn dog.

    How did this translate into the adult industry? It seems like that's where you're focused now…

    Even before I picked up a camera, I always loved porn and the adult industry. From day one, the moment I picked up a camera, I said, "One day, I want to work in the adult business." That was my main focus. My main goal was [shooting] for HUSTLER… Four years later, I'm shooting for them.

    That rules.

    I've always had a one-track mind, which I think helped me out. I didn't get distracted by other things like landscapes. Put me in front of a fucking a tree I would not have a clue how to photograph it. But, I can convince the Virgin Mary to pose for a centerfold. That's just the way it workd out.

    You have "Atomic Vixens" coming out on the 18th.

    I was the production designer, I co-produced and directed some of it for VCA.

    Is this your first adult movie?

    Unofficially, I directed a lot of scenes. But this one is the first one where I get full credit.

    And this translated into directing for Vivid.

    I just finished a movie called "The Rebel Rousers". Over time, with a lot of promotion and me working in the adult business and my website Winkytiki [taking] off and since I shot a lot of adult models in the pin-up style, I caught the eye of a lot of people in the adult business.

    How did your experience go? It was the first one you were "the man" for.

    Regardless of who you work for, it's the same thing over and over again in a different package. One cool thing about working for the bigger companies like Vivid of VCA is that once you give the company a basic idea of what the hell you're doing, you pretty much have a carte-blanche to just do whatever.

    A little birdie told us that it was Masuimi Max's first adult shoot.

    Yeah, she's in the movie and that's all I can tell you about that.

    Are people going to be happy when they see her?

    It all depends. Masuimi Max is very big in the whole fetish subculture. She's a great performer, a burlesque dancer. And she's somewhat impossible to book. She handles her own business, she's very selective and she makes some very radical business decisions. When they idea for "Rebel Rousers" came up, she was down and she came onboard.

    So who else did you get to work with in Rebel Rousers?

    I had Kimberly Kane, Lexis Bardot, Nadia Styles, Page Morgan, Dragon Lily and Smoking Mary Jane…

    Were they all previously into your particular style, is that why you chose them?

    Yeah. Exactly, When I was given the project, I had two sets of responsibilities. A) as a director and photographer and B) someone who was going to represent a certain subculture. A big mistake a lot of adult and mainstream companies do is when they try to do something that fits a certain market. They just can't pull it off because they don't cast correctly or [you] can tell the girls are just dressed up.

    It's just makeup and wardrobe and they're not into the lifestyle.

    You can put a vintage dress on anybody. You can put a vintage dress on a monkey and it's still going to be a monkey. Since I've been shooting for a few years and shooting a lot of models, I had a list in my head of girls who I clicked with or showed some interest.

    Is there anything else you want to say?

    Who would have known that in a little over 3 years I'd be directing for Vivid and I have a book out with people waiting on line outside to get a copy? It's kind of amazing.

    April 08, 2006

    HustlerWorld Weekly Compilation

    It's been a good week for HustlerWorld. Here's a quick rundown of what's been going on:

    Tune in next week when we'll be bringing you interviews with noted pin-up photographer Octavio Arizala, HustlerLive performer Angie Savage, Atomic Vixens director Ron Royster and a slew of your favorite adult talent.

    Have a great weekend and we'll see you bright and early Monday morning.

    April 07, 2006

    Pop Shots

    Those girls who went wild a few years ago have finally been released back into civilization.

    We don't want to kick Whitney while she's down. We'll let Perez Hilton do that for us.

    Benjamin Franklin said it best, "The only things that are certain are death and taxes." It doesn't make a difference what you do.

    We admit this is childish, but Dictionary.com's word of the day yesterday was "cum". However, their definition is totally wrong.

    We won't make fun of Whitney, but as far as we're concerned, Paris Hilton is fair game.

    It looks like peaches aren't the only thing Georgia is known for.

    Hilarious New Song & Radio Campaign Spearhead "BRITNEY REARS 2"

    When Britney Rears burst onto the adult scene in 2005 the marketing campaign was highlighted by a music theme song that surprisingly received airplay on over 100 radio stations across the US including multiple spins on the Howard Stern radio show.

    X-Play and Hustler Video® are now prepping the highly anticipated sequel, "Britney Rears 2: I Wanna Get Laid" which hits stores coast to coast April 11th. With this action packed sequel comes a brand new pop theme song which carries on the Britney music tradition of being a hilariously funny and extremely catchy.

    "You won't be able to get the damn song out of your head after you hear it a couple of times," stated Scott David co-producer of "Britney Rears 2". In fact, the new theme song is now the epicenter of a radio blitz that will see "Britney Rears 2" packages being sent to over 400 radio stations across the country.

    The formula cannot be argued with as the first Britney Rears movie became the company's best selling DVD of 2005. "Britney Rears 2" has all the makings of blockbuster written all over it as everything about the movie is spectacular including the cast of 10 naked girls and spectacular shooting locations including private jets, mansions and limos.

    "We have no illusions of getting this new Britney track to the top of the Billboard charts, however we are very serious about getting it played on radio stations across America and the best way to do that is by getting it into the hands of program directors and DJs," stated Jeff Mullen, president of All Media Play which is marketing this release in conjunction with Hustler Video®.

    If what happened at radio with the first Britney Rears DVD is any indication, "Britney Rears 2" promised to be even more spectacular.

    Starring Britney Rears, Hillary Scott, Eva Angelina, Jenaveve Jolie, Sunny Lane, Nyomi Marcela, Shy Love, Nikki Hilton, Nadia Styles and Kapri Styles getting it on with a cast of stellar male stars in unbelievable settings.

    "Britney Rears 2: I Wanna Get Laid" is in stores everywhere April 11th from X-Play/ Hustler Video®.

    Check out www.britneyrears.com to watch the movie trailer, listen to the song and see the photo gallery.

    April 06, 2006

    From the Magazine: Tara Reid Interview

    If you believe the celebrity rags, Tara is an untamed Hollywood party legend. Riding that reputation, E!'s short-lived reality show, Taradise, followed Reid jet setting to the world's best parties. Now, with work offers drying up, the husky-voiced American Pie star is battling tabloid rumors that she's an alcoholic and drug addict. In this month's issue, HUSTLER contributing editor, Chauncé Hayden, sits down with Reid to discuss her paparazzi run-ins, her unintentional nude scene, and the reality behind the reality show.

    HUSTLER: On Taradise, you and Paris Hilton partied on a yacht. What's it like partying with Paris?

    Tara Reid: It's really no different than partying with anyone else. I'm sure you have a good friend that you party with, maybe not as famous. But to me she's the same girl that I've known since I was 14. We both knew each other when neither one of us were famous. Then we both got famous. Sometimes we'll look at each other and get a kick out of how our lives turned out and what we did. We'll say, "Wow, we did it! People are actually chasing us!"

    The paparazzi weren't very kind after that now-infamous red carpet disaster where you were photographed with your one breast exposed.

    That was different! That sucked! But how could they not take the picture? Know what I mean? I wish they had said, "No, we won't show it." But I'm sure someone made a million dollars from that picture.

    Why would the media target you?

    Think about it. Did Paris Hilton do porn videos? Nicole Richie did heroin and now they're great! Nicole has done some really bad things that I won't even go into it and look at them. They get nicely dressed again and everyone is nice to them. But what about me? What did I do wrong? I never did anything! I partied! I danced on a table. So that makes me a bad person? I don't get it. Our society is so messed up. What am I supposed to do, sit in my house and not go out, not do anything? That's not going to help me get a job either. I've just got to live my life. If I sit home and do nothing, I'll be depressed and it's going to be sad.

    What is the biggest misconception about you?

    I work really hard! I don't just party! I work with charities and I'm a huge family girl. I'm with my family every Sunday. I just bought my parents a house on the beach just three houses from mine. I'm sensitive and I care what people write about me. I don't like that they make me look like an idiot. I'm not an idiot! I'm smart. I'm a lot smarter than people realize. I've been doing this my whole life. I've been acting forever. I'm good at it. I just want to act again. I'm more than they're letting be. I need a chance. If I get that chance, people will see.

    To read the interview in its entirety, pick up a copy of HUSTLER's April issue, on newsstands now.

    On The Set: Lust In Time

    When our friends at Black and Blue Media told us about an upcoming Platinum Blue Productions shoot, we were excited to say the least. A relatively new company, Platinum Blue already has the adult industry taking notice. Building on the momentum of their 3 AVN award nominations in 2006, the production Lust in Time aims to solidify the company's standing in the adult world.

    Shot in HD and filmed in Bel Aire, Lust in Time weaves together tales of people separated by loss and are now reunited by the energies that focus on one location, Hanson Manor.

    As is our habit when attending shoots, we got lost on the way. "If the Fresh Prince can find Bel Aire", we grumbled to ourself, "than so can we." Thankfully, our trusty Thomas Guide was close at hand and within minutes we were walking through the kitchen of yet another gorgeous home that we could only afford if we marry into money.

    One of the first people we encountered during our visit that day was the picture's director, Skye Blue. Wearing a jacket emblazoned with her company's logo (as it should be), she informed us, "The movies I've shot lately are on a shoestring budget. I stepped it up a notch and we're definitely shooting a feature."

    Not only is Skye one of the most confident and assured director's we've seen work--she knows just how hard, how fast, and for how long she wants it--but the talent could offer nothing but praise. Often times, the qualities that make directors like Skye excel are the same qualities that cause grumbling from the cast and crew.

    But complaints were few and far between that day. "I love Skye," gushed Cassie Cortland, "I love that she's a female director. I like to see her ideas and [her] views."

    The mood on set was professional, but Ms. Blue kept the atmosphere jovial, keeping everyone happy and focused on making the best picture possible.

    If the scene we witnessed between Brittaney Starr and Marco is any indication of the quality that this production aspires to, viewers will be in for a treat come June--the picture's tentative release date. The chemistry between these two was evident when Brittaney cutely whined, "No..." when Skye asked Marco to put his underwear back on so they could shoot some softcore footage. The director led the two temporary lovers through their paces, having them in positions that would seemingly defy the laws of physics (Editor's Note: We never liked Newton's theories anyway). Over an hour later, the action culminated in a crescendo of moaning, thrusting, sweating and panting. The only way a great scene should end.

    Unfortunately, familial obligations kept us from watching the scene between Tiffany Taylor and Van Dammage filmed later on that day. But, if their scene was remotely close to Brittaney and Marco's, we'll be impatiently waiting for the film to hit shelves.

    Lust in Time also features: Carrie Ann, Brittney Skye, Lindsey, Shanna Steele, and Nick East.

    Take a look at other Platinum Blue productions, available from Hustler Hollywood.

    April 05, 2006

    Pop Shots

    Who knew Queen Victoria was into girls? Apparently, Christina Aguilera did. She shelled out $45,000 for this.

    Tom Cruise should have just gotten her a ball-gag. This is creepy, even for a Scientologist.

    In case you haven't been following the "Donkey Punch" controversy, Gram Ponante weighs in with his usual thoughtful insight.

    Nothing says "Republican" like getting busted using the Internet to seduce children.

    Popping a Big Tent

    This may be an oldie, but it's still a goodie. Stephen Colbert of The Daily Show interviews Kick Ass Pictures' Mary Carey and Mike Kulkis about attending a Republican-sponsored dinner. All it took was $5000. Whoever said that the GOP is not the party of inclusion must have been poor.

    On The Set: Silver Lake Swingers

    Silver Lake, CA
    Silver Lake is a Los Angeles neighborhood east of Hollywood. Inhabited by a wide variety of ethnicities and socioeconomic groups, it is best known as an eclectic gathering of the creative community. (source: www.wikipedia.com)
    Swinger
    a)A person who actively seeks excitement and moves with the latest trends. b)A person who engages freely in promiscuous sex. c)A member of a couple, especially a married couple, who exchanges sexual partners. (source: www.dictionary.com)

    Put these two together (and add a healthy heaping of tattoos) and you have the title for Vena Virago and HUSTLER's latest foray into the alt.porn genre, "Silver Lake Swingers".

    HustlerWorld is always wary of attending shoots during the weekend--we like sleeping and The McLaughlin Group--but we're happy we made it out to the set that day. Pushing the clocks ahead may have initially thrown us off of our game, but nothing clears the cobwebs like a strong cup of coffee and the promise of watching one of our favorite porn stars get it on. We can honestly say that the scene between Daisy and Barry Scott was one of the hottest we have witnessed since we've been covering the skin-flick business.

    Daisy, clad in bright blue boy shorts and revealing pink top reading "Hottie", was all too eager to get straight down to business. "I'm ready to fuck" she said in her sexy Latina accent, right before the cameras began rolling. "Maybe you can kiss a little bit," Vena offered.

    Early on during the filming of her scene, Daisy joined the ever-popular pantheon of female ejaculators. "Not too many people can make me do that," she exasperatedly said to Barry during a break in the filming. She then went on to do just "that" 10 or 11 times throughout the scene. Mr. Scott, ever the Southern gentleman, could only offer a modest smile that seemed to say, "I made that happen."

    We thought we had too much by the third or fourth time Daisy let go a torrent of her juices, but then she did something we should have expected, but didn't: She started speaking in Spanish. She could have been screaming, "I voted for George Bush and regularly read Anne Coulter", but it didn't matter. Nothing's hotter than a drop-dead gorgeous Latina cooing in her native tongue while on the recieving end of a stud who knows what he's doing. Jesus Christo!

    When asked to comment on her performance afterwards, Daisy said, "My pussy's sore".

    After the expert pounding she received that day, we can understand why.

    Look for "Silver Lake Swingers" in the coming months only from Hustler Video®.

    - Visit Vena Virago on the web.

    April 04, 2006

    Hustler Video® Introduces New Line: HUSTLER HARDLINE

    Hustler Video® sets precedent with introduction of new hardcore gonzo line "Hustler Hardline", releasing first title "Anal Extremes" with prescreening enthusiasm and unparalleled demand! The "Hustler Hardline" series is a first for powerhouse Hustler Video, having never explored the gonzo niche before. "Anal Extremes" is the first title in this groundbreaking series offering blatant hard-core ass play starring Sahara Knite, Sandra Romain, Hillary Scott, Barbara Summer, Annie Cruz and Tory Lane. This soon-to-be best seller streets April 18, 2006.

    "Hustler Hardline" is a first for Hustler Video®. Hustler Video's Creative Director, Drew Rosenfeld, declares, "Until now Hustler hasn't touched the hardcore gonzo genre. With "Hustler Hardline" we can standup to all competition. Hustler Video® has lined up some of the best directors: Mr. Pete, Thomas Zupko, Bobby Manilla, Chance, Rob Rotten and Nikki Hunter. Look for "Hustler Hardline" to deliver DP, cream pies, multiple pop shots, blow bangs, extreme footage, squirting, toy action, everything that you would want and cum to expect in true, hardcore gonzo!"

    "Anal Extremes" is the first installment in Hustler Video's landmark new series and is no slouch when it comes to hardcore action. Directed by Chance and starring all anal leading ladies Sahara Knite, Sandra Romain, Hillary Scott (Editor's Note: See? We told you.), Barbara Summer, Annie Cruz and Tory Lane receiving outrageous ass poundings by hard bodies Manual Ferrara, John West, Anthony Hardwood, Andrew Andretti, Steve Holmes, Trent Slim, Kyle Moore, and Ben English. "Hustler Hardline, Anal Extremes" pops its proverbial cherry with 145 minutes of rare, unrefined anal sex, behind the scenes back-door action, hot sex talk, photo gallery and red hot Hustler trailers.

    Pop Shots

    In an effort to make Pennsylvania's prison's more hospitable for female employees, officials have banned pornography. Let the increase in prisoner B/B/A begin!

    Apparently, Jesus does not love porn stars.

    The Village Voice's Johnny Maldoro discusses the merits of female-directed porn.

    Don't do drugs. Well, at least not as often as this guy.

    Hillary Scott: Professional Ass-Whore

    When we met Hillary Scott on the set of the tentatively titled "inTERActive", we initially thought that this cute blonde had wandered into the wrong house on her way home from school. Her short shirt, white sweater and glasses all screamed "babysitter", not "Professional Ass-Whore". But, as we should know by now, looks can be decieving.

    "I volunteered for Max Hardcore," she informed us during our little chat.

    That alone should have been enough to convince anyone, but not HustlerWorld. We took a look at some of her scenes (The Pornographer, Whores Don't Wear Panties, and Bang My Box) to make sure.

    You'll be happy to know that Hillary wasn't lying.

    Larry Flynt and Hustler Video® Proudly Present "LARRY'S ANGELS"

    Larry Flynt and Hustler Video® proudly releases "Larry's Angels", shot in HDTV, and starring Memphis Monroe and Joey Hart. "Larry's Angels" also stars the talents of all-glam hotties Holly Wellin, and Paris Dahl. These ladies have the faces of angels and the passion for devilish fun, captivating audiences with their universal sex appeal. "Larry's Angels" is available in stores now.

    Hustler Video® keeps with its standard for sinful enjoyment with "Larry's Angels" cuties having plenty of down and dirty sex! "Larry's Angels" produces 100 minutes of pulse racing G/G, B/G action, B/G/G orgies, anal, ATM, BJ's and a cumshot for each sweetheart. "Larry's Angels" includes 4 amazing bonus scenes from the popular "Centerfolds" series plus special feature photo galleries, behind the scenes heat, movie reviews and hot sex talk.

    "Larry's Angels" is shot in Hustler Video's signature "Centerfolds" style. Elaborate sets, art and costuming create the perfect stage for these very horny young ladies.

    Director Richard Hamilton lends his artistic eye to "Larry's Angels" capturing the ladies eroticism in five very distinctive sexual fantasies. "Larry's Angels" creates a dream world of art and elaborate costumes intensifying these wild women's sexcapades. Commenting on his push for glamour and untamed sex Richard says, "I drew out the desires of the ladies, set in their own personal fantasy their hard-core edge is very prominent. 'Larry's Angels' is guaranteed to make every viewers wildest dream real! What a pleasure to work with these beauties."

    You can purchase your copy of this soon-to-be classic here.

    New Porn Tuesdays

    It's that time of the week again...new releases from Hustler Video! Check out the current crop of movies in stores today:

    Barely Legal #57 (140 min.)

    Stars: Isabella Sky, Tyler Faith, Kara Bare, Kendra Allen, Franchezca Valentina & Amber Rayne

    DVD Extras: Hot Hustler Trailers, Photo Slide Show, Animated Chapter Index, Hot Sex Talk

    Director: Erica McLean





    Taboo #7 (86 min.)

    Stars: Kylee King, Carmella Bing, Veronica Rayne, Sophia, Joey & Sandra Romain

    DVD Extras: Behind the Scenes, Hot Hustler Trailers, Photo Slide Show, Hot Sex Talk, Animated Chapter Index

    Director: Andrea DiAngelo





    Hustler's Poke Her Tour (103 min.)

    Stars: Brooke Haven, Haley Paige, Staci Thorn, Dillon Lauren, Taylor Rain & Marlena

    DVD Extras: Behind the Scenes, Hot Hustler Trailers, Photo Slide Show, Animated Chapter Index, Hot Sex Talk

    Director: Bill Maroni






    Little White Girls # 2 (111 min.)

    Stars: Savannah Stern, Mia Bangg, Sierra Sin, Leah Luv and Joey

    DVD Extras: Behind the Scenes, Hot Hustler Trailers, Photo Slide Show, Animated Chapter Index, Hot Sex Talk

    Director: Dre






    Leg Affair #17 (104 min.)

    Stars: Candy, Iris, Clara G., Slvia Black, Valentina Velasques, Ivette Blance, Lisa Rose, Adrianna Rouso

    DVD Extras: Photo Slide Show, Cumming Attractions, Animated Chapter Index, Behind the Scenes

    Director: Hero Bosch



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