Larry Flynt welcomes summer by treating fans to a live, interactive sex show featuring two of HUSTLER's hottest contract girls. On Tuesday, June 20, at 5pm (PDT), HUSTLER superstars Mya Luanna and Memphis Monroe will be performing together for the first time anywhere. Tune in to HustlerLive.com, BarelyLegalLive.com or BeaverHuntLive.com to watch these two stunning ladies get to know each other intimately. Treating fans to a 3-hour sex romp, these girls will learn what their admirers desire—then give it to them in real time.
There are numerous reasons why so many fans enjoy HUSTLER's Asian Fever collection, and one of those is exotic beauty Mya Luanna. Signed to an exclusive deal this past May, Hustler contract girl Mya Luanna embodies the sophistication and sensuality fans associate with Hustler's Asian Fever talent. Catch Mya Luanna in Desperate Housewhores 3 or Asian Persuasion and we're confident you'll agree.
Mya's partner for the evening is HUSTLER's very own Southern belle, Memphis Monroe. A member of the HUSTLER family since 2005, Monroe captures the girl-next-door appeal that so many men lust after. She's incredibly sexy, yet sweet and approachable. If you haven't already, pick up a copy of Larry's Angels or Barely Legal 54 to see this hot blonde in action.
Both of these HUSTLER lovelies can’t wait to treat viewers to the hottest and sexiest action found anywhere—online or off! So save the date—June 20 at 5:00pm—and experience an event that could only be brought to you by Larry Flynt and HustlerLive.com, BarelyLegalLive.com and BeaverHuntLive.com!
The only thing we knew about Van Styles before making our way to Encino last week was that certain girls in the HustlerWorld Compound have a raging hard-on for him and his work. "Ooooh...you're going to a Van Styles set?! I'm so envious", we heard more than once.
Awesome.
Then, when driving to the location, we discovered that Mr. Styles had given us both the wrong street name and the wrong house number.
Awesome x 2.
A quick phone call righted the incorrect street-name situation, but we were still at a loss as to the house number. Usually, we just look for the equipment truck parked out front, but there was none to be found. After 20 minutes of cursing the name Van Styles, we went with our porn-journalist instincts and pressed the buzzer of the tackiest house in the entire neighborhood.
"Hello," a voice came from the speaker outside the gate.
"Uh...is there a shoot going on here today?" we sheepishly asked.
"For what company?" the female voice asked in response.
"Hustler."
And with that, the metal gate opened its door and we walked up to a what-would-be-considered-modern-for-the-80s mansion.
We still thought we might have had the wrong place. There was no lighting guy. There was no grip. There was no PA. Actually, we initially took Mr. Pete for the PA, but that's neither here nor there. What the hell is going on? Where is everybody? We now know what Cillian Murphy's character in 28 Days Later must have felt upon waking up from his month-long coma. We expected a house abuzz with cast and crew and got just the opposite.
It wasn't until our eyes met with Memphis Monroe that we knew were in the right place. Soon after greeting the HUSTLER contract girl and remarking how ludicrously hot she looked, we met with the bane of our existence for that day, Van—Mr. Styles if you're nasty.
It took about .5 seconds for our anger to subside. His mistake was an honest one and he apologized profusely. It also helped that Memphis vouched for him. "He's the easiest director I've ever worked with," she said. If he's good enough for Memphis, he's good enough for us.
With the unpleasantries out of the way, he explained the reason why the set was so empty: "I think it's a lot more intimate and easier for the performers." It's obviously more cost-effective as well. Van shoots, edits, and acts as PA and craft services on all of his sets. He told us he usually goes for houses that are naturally lit so he doesn't have to worry about a lighting rig. Larry Flynt must love Van—he's a one-man porno band.
The scene being filmed that day was a girl-girl-boy between Memphis, Nautica Thorn, and Mr. Pete. Memphis and Nautica, in complementing bikinis adorned with skulls (it's Barely Legal: Corrupted, remember) looked fantastic. "I liked my outfit yesterday too," Memphis told us, "it had polka dots and I love polka dots." We prefer skulls, but that's probably why we're not a contract girl. That, and we lack a vagina.
While stills were being shot, Van kept asking Nautica to show the arch of her back and we're thankful she granted his request. It was pretty much a perfect semi-circle. If we were geeks, we probably would have been thinking this:
But we're not geeks, so were thinking how awesome that must look on camera and that we need a new girlfriend.
Once the filming of the scene actually commenced, shooting didn't stop. We're used to being on sets where a shot is staged, argued about and then re-staged. From start to finish, this scene took no more than 3 hours to complete. They must have hit 6 or 7 positions that we'd never seen before...it's amazing what Nautica's back can do for a scene. All the while, everyone was laughing, smiling and having a genuinely good time. It was great to see and be a part of.
"Did you work yesterday," Nautica asked Mr. Pete.
"No."
"So you have a good load saved up," remarked Van.
"Hells no. I jerked off all day!"
Even though he spent the previous day sinning, Mr. Pete almost came prematurely during the scene. He shot up, jumped around for a little bit and calmed himself. Is that even possible? We've ejaculated three times while writing this and we haven't done anything. Life is sometimes unfair.
Nearing the scene's completion, Van elicited the help of the performers in determining the best position for the pop shot. Memphis on top, with Nautica beneath her? Mr. Pete finishing on their asses? Both girls getting a facial? "I'd rather swallow than do a facial," Nautica stated. After a few moments of confabulation, Nautica's idea of eating the cum off of Memphis's face ended up being the winner. Who said democracy's dead?
After everyone showered and dressed, Van whipped out his company check book and paid them on the spot, donning yet another hat.
"Is there anything he doesn't do?" we asked ourselves, our incredulity reserves reaching empty.
A dirty little birdy just dropped this press release into my mailbox. Just thinking about this makes my stomach queazy:
Platinum Blue seeks six extreme sexual athletes for a gravity-defying feature. The casting call takes place on Tuesday, June 6 at Platinum Blue's offices in Chatsworth.
Six thrill-seekers will be chosen for a sky diving feature to be shot in the California desert the first week of July. Three girls and three guys will be chosen to tandem jump for parts of the movie. "This is the ultimate opportunity for an adult performer that is totally sport, loves what they do and would like to take their experience as a sex performer to a whole new level," says Platinum Blue owner and director of the shoot, Skye Blue.
"This isn't just for experienced jumpers. I'm looking for people that are confident, willing to try something new and willing to bring something to the table. What is really important is that each person involved is a team player and committed to helping the movie succeed," Blue adds.
If you are ready to take the jump, come down to the Platinum Blue offices, Tuesday between 11am and 2pm. "This is going to be an extremely fun and exhilarating shoot for everyone involved," Blue promises.
For a list of other Platinum Blue features (that don't involve imminent death), check out Hustler Hollywood.
Burning Angel Entertainment Releases Cum On My Tattoo
You read that title correctly. Not only is the name of the movie absolutely incredible, but the soundtrack features the music of Buckcherry. First Rancid and now these guys. We don't know how Joanna Angel does it.
Here's the release in all of its ridonkulous glory:
BurningAngel's premiere gonzo release, Cum On My Tattoo is a first in the adult world! Five scenes directed by Joanna Angel that feature hardcore anal sex, 3-way action, ATM, interracial sex and cum locales like you've never seen—not to mention tattooed girls you won't find anywhere else on the planet and beyond.
Shot exclusively in New York City, each scene is loaded with a sexy tattooed lady, hot sex, a cum shot that only a BurningAngel production could create, and a healthy dose of that trademark New York attitude, all set to music by notorious rock n roll band, Buckcherry. With each cum shot dribbling all over a different tattoo, Burning Angel has unveiled a fetish that has yet to be seen in porn.
Cum On My Tattoo became available in retail stores yesterday.
The first new release from BurningAngel Entertainment stars many of the BurningAngel starlets you love, including Pixie Pearl, Pinky Lee, Kylee Kross and Joanna Angel. But Joanna wanted more with this movie.
"Other than yours truly and some of the girls you have come to know and love, all of the other girls in this movie are 100% amateur punk rock internet starlets that you won't be able to find anywhere else," says Joanna Angel, founder of BurningAngel Entertainment.
"I love to have an avenue where I can feature really good music, and what better way to listen to music than by watching my girls have sex!"
Cum On My Tattoo is finishing production this month, and is planned to be released late this summer.
"I want this to be one of those gonzo titles that goes up to like #565, like Ed Powers, or Randy West!"
Hustler Video's® much anticipated The Da Vinci Load sold out of all inventory units on its street date, Tuesday, May 23rd. Immediate re-orders were placed to keep up with the growing demand.
Also, The Load probably won't see a 56% drop off in sales that Opie's opus experienced in its second week in theatres. In fact, it is expected that the film will end up selling more copies than the Bible itself. While we speak of Guttenberg's version, this is quite an impressive feat nonetheless.
"The Da Vinci Load is a great title as evidenced by its first week sales. I look forward to this being one of Hustler's biggest titles ever and one of the best-selling titles of the year. Order now before we run out again," said David Diamond, National Sales Manager of Hustler Video Group.
Directed by multi-award winner Jerome Tanner, The Da Vinci Load whisks viewers away into a world of intrigue unlocking the darkest secret in human history! Shot in HD, The Da Vinci Load weaves a tale where the Operatives of the Priory of Semen discover that Leonardo Da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa using his own sperm. These keepers of the truth fuck in the name of art and kill anyone who gets in their way.
Starring Joey Hart, Eva Angelina, Hailey Page, Missy Monroe, Tory Lane, Charlotte Stokely, Evan Stone and James Deen, The Da Vinci Load features an engrossing storyline while still encompassing the hottest sex and hardcore action of an adult film. Elaborate sets, art and costuming create the perfect stage for this white hot, horny cast. With 6 of the most arousing sex scenes in the history of erotic cinema, The Da Vinci Load has it all for sheer entertainment and complete titillation.
The Da Vinci Load features special packaging that opens to reveal a two panel photo spread highlighting some of the movies hottest scenes and the cast's appetite for fucking, with art masterpiece styling. The DVD includes behind the scenes features, hot sex talk, a photo slide show, and Hustler trailers of other hot releases.
You can view the trailer and other details about this feature here.
We met up with some friends, went to a barbeque, the usual Memorial Day weekend stuff. In all honesty, we had planned on spending the 72 hours off in a porn-free-environment. Around hour 58 though, we suffered from withdrawal and were forced to watch old episodes of Baywatch to get our fix. Thank Vishnu it's Tuesday and we can get a proper serving of porn:
The A-List
Stars: Tiffany Rayne, Brooke Haven, Dana Vespoli, Tia Sweets, and Flower Tucci
DVD Includes: Hot HUSTLER Trailers, Photo Slide Show, Animated Chapter Index, Hot Sex Talk
Director: Van Styles
Barely Legal All Stars #6
Stars: Cindy Crawford, Jassie, Audrey Hollander, Bunny Luv, Swan, Naudia Hilton, Lauren Phoenix, Anastasia Blue, Randi Wright, and Ashley Blue
DVD Includes: Behind the Scenes, Hot Sex Talk, Hot HUSTLER Trailers, Photo Slideshow, Animated Chapter Index
Big Round Latin Culos
Stars: Marqetta Jewel, Olivia O'Lovely, Sativa Rose, Victoria Lan, Monica Breeze, Allie Ray, and Luscious Lopez
DVD Includes: Behind the Scenes, Hot HUSTLER Trailers, Photo Slide Show, Interviews, Animated Chapter Index, Hot Sex Talk
Director: Juan Cuba
Black 'n' Wild #22 (96 min.)
Stars: Hershey Pipes, Safire Flame, Shawna, Candi Luvv, Madison Love, and Na Na
DVD Includes: Photo Gallery, Hot HUSTLER Trailers, Hot Sex Talk, Animated Chapter Chapter Index
It's almost Memorial Day weekend and we're looking forward to a much needed break. The week was pretty amazing here at the HustlerWorld HQ. Here's a quick round-up:
We got to hang around with HUSTLER's newest contract star, Mya Luanna, on the set of Hustler Exposed. It's OK to be jealous. It was kinda awesome.
The Da Vinci Loadmade its debut. Though we're pretty sure there were no white gloves or cotillions involved.
Harmony Films decided that Hustler TV was the way to go for worldwide VOD and PPV distribution.
We got schooled about porn's origins and initial struggles by one of its originators. It's just too bad that we couldn't concentrate on what was being said. People were doin' it on tires!
Make sure you tune in next week when we'll be bringing you Memphis Monroe news, an interview with Hillary Scott (she pretty much rules) and a few other surprises. We'll also be filling you in on what happened during this week's HustlerLive performance...it was one of the hottest things we've ever seen.
We met Dana at the "East Meets West" photography exhibit and had no idea she was an adult performer. When asked where we might have seen her, she made a face like she was gagging on a penis and said, "Maybe Neu Wave Hookers". We liked her immediately. She's cute, smart and funny...our type of woman.
She's like that cool aunt that would sneak you beer at the family picnic. However, in the case of the DeArmond, her choice to be straight-edge would probably be at odds with encouraging drinking. A cool aunt that would sneak you porn might be more fitting description.
Her first boxcover came out this week—Take It Black 4—so we got her on the phone and gave her the ol' HustlerWorld interview treatment. She didn't seem to mind. In fact, we think she kind of liked it.
So how are you doing today, what's going on?
I'm shooting on Wednesday, so I have to buy something to wear.
What do you have to buy?
Something more grown-up, kind of dominate. Kind of fetishy.
Where do you usually shop when you get that stuff?
I usually go to Victoria's Secret or Frederick's of Hollywood when I get stockings and undies and stuff like that. And then I'll go to French Connection for more grown-up outfits.
What's the shoot for?
I don't know. It's for Ben Hoffman.
Does that happen often? Where you just show up and you have no idea what the movie's about?
I think for most girls it does, because they have agents and they're hired to do whatever. I usually hand-pick my projects. I usually don't know the specific company or who's distributing it or what it's called, though.
Is the because you're primarily on the Internet?
Yeah. I'm reclusive.
How did that come about?
I'm just really shy.
Really?
Yeah. I'm a shy kid. I make kind of bad first impressions because I'm shy and people think I'm a jerk. It's because my online persona is seems to be very outgoing and personable and approachable. In real life I get really nervous.
Do you feel like your playing a character online?
Um...no. I think I can be extroverted when I'm in my comfort zone.
So you've landed on your first boxcover. Congratulations.
Thank you. I E-mailed it to my mother and my grandmother.
What?!
I didn't email the back of it.
OK.
I emailed the front only. My butt looks so cute. I love it. I'm really, really excited about it. I love that it says "Featuring Internet sensation Dana DeArmond!"
The only DVD stuff that I want to do has to be a big deal. And I only want to do things that I'm personally interested in. Van Styles asked me to do an interracial for him at the convention in Vegas and I'm super stoked about it.
How was it?
It was fun. I'm a masochist and I like it really rough and [Rico Strong's] a lover. He's got a 12 inch cock and he was like "I don't want to hurt you." I was like, "I love it! Give it to me!" I think it's going to be really cute.
Was your first time with a black guy on film?
Yeah. Van Styles and I joked about it, but I think the term "interracial" is racist. I don't know if it was kept in the behind the scenes, but I was like "A black guy and a white girl having sex? It's just so unheard of." It's kind of ridiculous that it's a genre in and of itself and marketed under that term. It's fine if you take it with a grain of salt, but I still think it's racist.
Why do you think it is a genre?
It's a fetish. It's different. I personally think it's for black guys who like white girls. Or white guys who want to imagine their girlfriends getting fucked by a black guy. It's just something different.
I have fantasies about fucking black guys now. My interest in doing scenes with black guys started because my neighbor's cousin walked into my apartment...he had the wrong door. Within a second of him saying, "Oh sorry", closing the door and leaving, I had this really intense sexual fantasy.
It's kind of how my perverted little mind works.
What's with you and paws (Dana's term for hands and feet)?
I love paws!
Why is that?
I have a foot fetish. I love pretty feet, boys' and girls'. When I was younger I used to be freaked out and I got really weird about it. When I got into porn, I understood the attraction more.
What's the attraction?
Feet are sexy, it's an erogenous zone. You can give foot jobs and you can stick your foot in a girl's pussy and it's amazing. It feels like another part of your body. You're body is a jungle gym and you need to utilize each part of it to enjoy it to the fullest extent.
We wanted to ask you about being straightedge. Everything we've known about it, a big part of it is no promiscuous sex.
That's what I hear.
So have people given you a lot of shit about it?
People make alot of arguments and say you can't have sex if you're straightedge. Straight-edge is a really personal thing and sex is a really personal thing. And just because I have sex on film, doesn't make it not personal. And just because I have sex with people in porn doesn't make me promiscuous, because the definition of promiscuity is indiscriminant. And I'm very discriminant about who I'll fuck.
People argue with me about being straight-edge and having sex all the time, but straight-edge isn't about sex. It's about making clear-headed thoughts and making good decisions for yourself. For me that means not drinking, not being on drugs, not smoking, being good to my body.
How long have you been straight-edge and why did you make the decision?
I've been sober for almost 3 years. August, 7, 2003 was when I got sober. It was in November of 2003 that I officially became straight-edge.If you have a drinking problem of if you have any sort of substance problem, naturally you have an addiction that's hard to break. It's mental hurdle that you have to overcome. For the first three months it was really difficult to commit to [it].
Did you lose alot of friends over this?
Yeah, totally. From day one, I said I quit drinking. "Oh, for how long?" my friend's would ask. Forever. I said the words but I really wasn't positive. It was november 1st of 2003 that I was like, "This is me, this is what I'm meant to be." Being a drunk is really not that cute.
But people were like, "You used to be so much more fun" or "You're not as fun as you're used to be," which isn't true at all.
Where you straight-edge before you entered the adult entertainment industry?
I was a stripper before. I was that happy-go-lucky drunk stripper. I didn't have any schedule and I could party all the time and do whatever I wanted. But then I quit drinking and became focused on that. I became fixated on wanting to be sober and wanting to change my life and wanting to get my shit together.
That wasn't cool with some of my friends. That's fine, because then they weren't real friends.
It's funny. It seems like what you're into and the way you carry yourself are so at odds with one another.
I'm very innocent looking. But then you Google me, you see me get electrified and cattle prodded and into [bondage] and suspension.
What's the most ridiculous thing you've done?
That's a very hard question, because I don't think anything I've is too out there. It just depends on your comfort level.
I do lots of BDSM...
If you're a racist person you might think fucking a black dude is really perverse shocking. I have gotten hate mail because of it. "I used to think you were really hot until I saw you fuck a nigger." I was like "Wow, well thank you. I'm glad I don't have you as a fan now anyway."
I think a thing about the Internet is that it's something to hide behind. People can be as openly ignorant as they want to be. There's no consequence to being an asshole on the Internet.
Can you explain what BDSM means?
It's three parts. BD is bondage and discipline. DS is dom/sub. And SM is sadomasochism.
What about that appeals to you? Have you ever experience pain with it that made you uncomfortable?
I'm constantly pusing my limits further and further. I try not to do anything that will leave marks. I'm not particularly into pinching. Everyone has there things that they don't like. My hard limit is food.
What?
I won't do anything with squishing food or having it put on my body. It freaks me out. I think it's really disgusting. But you chase me around the room with a cattle prod, blindfolded and half-tied up. Everyone has their limits.
Some girls you can do anything to, but if you call them a "whore" or talk about their father it's a trigger that will break them.
The purpose of SM is to release endorphins and adrenaline and dopamine and all these chemicals in your brain. It makes you sensitive all over. It heightens all of your senses. That's why people do it. It makes sensations alot more intense. It makes your orgasms a lot more intense.
Are you only on the submissive side or do you do dominant as well?
I do both.
Is that rare?
No. It's very common. Most people start out as submissive and learn about that side, so they make really good doms.
I've been a sub for over two years now and I've started to become a dom. It's kind of awkward. I'm trying to get into my groove. It's a learning process. It's not something you just jump into. I don't think anyone should just jump into being a dom. I don't think anyone should do anything to a sub that they wouldn't have done to themselves.
What's in the future for you?
I never try to make predictions for myself because I don't know what's going to happen. But my latest trip has been maybe one day I'll be an AD or a producer. It seems like everyone that's talent right now wants to be a director, because it's kind of glamorous position. But if you're an AD, you get to tell people what to do and I'm kind of in to that.
What's that Mr. Lipton? You want to interview Dana for Inside the Porn Actor's Studio? OK, we're going to let you out. But you can only ask ten questions. Make them count...
What's your favorite word?
Meow. I think I say it more than any other word.
What's your least favorite word?
Cotton. I hate cottonballs and I hate cotton.
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Just being different. Trying different things.
What turns you off?
That's hard. So many things turn me on. Maybe when people expect things from me.
What's your favorite curse word?
There's so many to choose from. Fuck. It's versatile. It can be a noun, adjective or verb.
What sound or noise to you love?
This is so gay, but when your AIM turns on.
What sound or noise do you hate?
Birds. There's a bird that lives outside my house 24 hours a day. I hate bird.
What profession other than your own would you most like to attempt?
Flight attendant.
What professional would you not like to do?
A waitress.
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
You were right, I don't exist.
You can visit Dana on the World Wide Webternetweb at DanaDeArmond.com.
We're heading out to the valley (Editor's Note: Gross) this afternoon in preparation for tonight's HustlerLive performance. Having watched Sativa Rose and Daisy perform before, this show is going to be incredible.
Tune in to HustlerLive.com at 5PM PST to find out for yourselves. You won't be sorry.
Scottsdale, Arizona is up in arms over the not-so-subtlely named "Pink Taco" restaurant. As long as there's no cheese on that taco, we don't see the problem.
The Cannes film festival is showing erotic movies that challenge the mainstream view and acceptance of pornography. As long as we can beat off to them, we won't have a problem.
Larry Flynt would probably approve of this young man's high school graduation speech.
We would like to formally apologize to this woman. We thought you were someone else.
Punk porn queen provides pithy, playful advice for the perverse and the panicked.
Joanna Angel, whose alt-rock and alt-sex sensibilities are transforming both businesses, dispensed her first column of sassy, smart sex advice in the just-released July issue of music magazine Spin. There will be a new column and sexy photo of Joanna every month.
"My goal was to write an entertaining and educational column that would teach people something new, and make them laugh out loud."
Ms. Angel, who has a degree in English literature and may be the world's only porn performer with a tattoo of writer Margaret Atwood, answers such diverse questions in her first column as how to handle a boyfriend's particularly outrageous sexual requests, working around a clitoral piercing and getting a shy lover to talk dirty.
Joanna's lengthy and lively answers from her real-life experiences are paired with briefer and more scientific advice from Dr. Belisa Vranich, a clinical psychologist and sex therapist. The July issue of Spin is now available on newsstands.
Ms. Angel has been a central figure in the booming alt.porn movement, which brings a urban, punky, naturalistic aesthetic to sex and porn, a dramatic change from the typical air-brushed and enhanced material that has dominated mainstream porn for years. Ms. Angel is the proprietress of BurningAngel.com, home to more than 100 sexy rock 'n' roll chicks who share her sensibilities about sex and play.
Ms. Angel has appeared in, co-written, directed and/or produced a series of groundbreaking punk porn features, including BurningAngel.com: The Movie,Re-Penetrator and Joanna's Angels and its sequel. In her short career, Ms. Angel already has been nominated for seven AVN awards, including Best Actress and Best New Starlet, and won an AVN Award for most outrageous sex scene.
If you take a look at the HustlerWorld hompage, you might notice a few changes. We've made it easier and more enjoyable for all of you wonderful people to read. It almost looks like a news site now, so your boss won't be upset when you're keeping up-to-date on everything going on in Larry Flynt's empire.
Let us know what you think! Send us an E-mail, write us a comment...we love both!
After spending Saturday around one of the newest faces in adult entertainment, we spent Sunday around one of the oldest. Unforunately, the face wasn't that pretty. It also had a mustache. And was wearing glasses.
We were on the set for the remaking (reimagining?) of Jim Holliday's Car Wash Angels when we ran into one of the founding fathers of the industry.
We are, of course, talking about Bill Margold, one of porn's originators and great historians. A little birdie, namely Bill himself, informed us that Burt Reynold's character in Boogie Nights was partly based on him. His roots are deep.
When we came across Gram Ponante, America's Beloved Porn Journalist®, he informed/warned us that we should set aside a decent amount of time for an interview with Bill. We never take redheads seriously, so we didn't heed his warning. We should have.
Our conversation went something like this:
HustlerWorld: So, tell us a little about this movie.
Bill: (15 minute response about porn)
HustlerWorld: Interesting...
Bill: (10 minute lecture on porn's loss of soul, Brokeback Mountain and why he hates implants)
HustlerWorld: Tell us more...
Bill: (15 minutes on his time spent as a flag-football center)
HustlerWorld: They're starting to shoot the scene, we better get going...
Exuant
We actually enjoyed our conversation tremendously. Bill's an insanely smart and passionate man. However, we were on set that day to watch Samantha Roxx and Van Damage screw on top of a pile of tires. A Brief History of Porn will have to wait for another post.
Judging by her last name, Samantha doesn't do anal. However, during her pre-scene interview, we learned that she likes to party, she's got one of those smoky and sexy voices, she's a Buddhist and she once sucked off a midget. "I charged double my rate," she said about the midget. This struck us as rather unfair, seeing as how he was probably half the size of a real boy.
During their explosive scene together, Van Damage prematurely finished. "Dammit. Dammit. I should have stopped," he complained. No matter though, he was ready to go again after a 5 minute rest. You read that right. His turnaround time was approximately 300 seconds. It sometimes takes us weeks between erections and here was a man (wearing a hot pink wife-beater, mind you) getting wood after a few moments rest. If they ever create a pill that lets us have that skill, we're totally getting a prescription.
With wood regained, the banging continued. "Don't take it away," Samantha whined when Mr. Damage pulled out for a brief moment.
"Don't worry, baby. It's going right back in," he assured her and continued plugging away.
During round two of their scene, Nick Manning strolled onto the set in preparation for his. He was barefoot and wearing a robe with "MANNING" embroidered across the back. One crew member remarked that he had never seen him not in a robe. When asked about it, his response, much like Tommy Gunn's from the previous day, was earnest and hard to make fun of. "This was a Christmas gift from Cassie Courtland," he said. "No one's going to steal it. My name's written across the back." You already have a gigantic cock and screw for a living, do you have to be a nice guy too? Maybe Kurt Lockwood will have something we can work with.
When Samantha and Van Damage were finished, Samantha asked him how he liked his "rim job" (Editor's Note: Yuck, yuck, yuck). He responded, "It was great, now you need to go wash my car."
Pornography. It's just like Shakespeare, but with more penetration.
LFP Broadcasting LLC, parent company of Hustler TV, today announced a new worldwide exclusive agreement with the UK's adult entertainment company Harmony Films Ltd. Hustler TV will be the PPV and VOD distributor for both current releases, as well as a broad selection of quality library titles.
Harmony Films was originally introduced in the US by Evil Angel, who provides DVD distribution for the company. The company's titles have enjoyed numerous AVN Award nominations and have been successful in both DVD rental and sales. Industry reviews rave that Harmony Films offers some of the best UK adult entertainment available in the world.
"It is important that we have exciting, quality content to offer affiliates that is only available on Hustler TV," said Michael H. Klein, President, LFP Broadcasting LLC. "This innovative partnership will expand Hustler TV's product offering to include world-class adult entertainment with British style."
"Hustler TV is the perfect partner for Harmony Films's expansion into the VOD and PPV market due to their highly recognized brand," said Steven Elvins, Managing Director, Harmony Films Ltd. "This agreement will allow us to introduce our products to whole new audience, as well as give current fans another outlet to enjoy our films."
"We are extremely excited about our new relationship with Hustler TV," said Daniel O Sullivan, Joint Managing Director, Harmony Films Ltd. "We already know there is an audience hungry for programming like ours, and now it will be available for them on their Television sets as well."
Harmony Films will join a broad selection adult content from recognized providers that are already part of the wildly popular Hustler TV PPV and VOD networks. Previously announced Hustler TV exclusive agreements include some of the biggest names in the adult entertainment industry. They include VCA Pictures, Hustler Video, Sex-Z Pictures, Red Light District, Evil Angel, Jules Jordan Video and Tera Patrick's Teravision.
Now available in over 34 counties including the US and Canada, Hustler TV delivers some of the industries top buy rates in adult PPV and VOD. With over 30 years of experience in providing adult entertainment through various different mediums, the Hustler TV networks continue to expand and grow at a rapid pace with new system launches every month.
We're heading out to the set of Barely Legal Corrupted #7 this afternoon, so we won't be able to bring you all the news that's (kinda) fit to print. Instead, we leave you with the very best in webternet goodness:
More and more women are saying "no" to having their period. More and more guys are saying "yes" to that idea.
Companies are encouraging mothers to bring newborns to the office. We wonder if that would fly at HUSTLER.
Why does it seem that every female high school teacher in the country is suddenly sleeping with their students?
5th Straight Chart Topping Week for Britney Rears 2
Soon, every man, woman and child around the globe will own Britney Rears 2: I Wanna Get Laid. We heard that God got his copy signed.
The producers of Britney Rears 2 have had very little time to enjoy their fifth consecutive week perched near the top of the AVN sales chart as their production schedule has them busy working on a slate of new movies including Britney Rears 3.
"We haven't had a lot of time to sit back and enjoy the success of Britney 2 because we're really ramped up with a number of movie projects including Britney 3 and a brand new celebrity spoof that will totally surprise some people," stated Jeff Mullen, co-producer and writer of the fast selling Britney Rears movies.
With Hillary Scott (Best. Business Card. Ever.) now playing the role of Britney in the recently shot third installment, the producers have opened up the floodgates with some extremely imaginative ideas including a 1970s disco theme that is heavy on sex and big on original disco music as Britney gets transported back in time via a "time machine" purchased off of eBay.
"We're having a lot of fun right now and each Britney Rears movie offers something not found in your normal five scene just-sex movie," stated co-producer Scott David of X-Play. "Plus, Jeff has a professional background in music, so I think it's safe to say that he'll be in the studio cutting music tracks for all of these movies all summer long. He's constantly running off to record music with his buddies from soul and funk bands like Morris Day & the Time and The Brothers Johnson."
In fact X-Play has hit upon a goldmine of movie ideas that will keep the company busy for many months to come as the parody is becoming a successful staple of the company. "Porn is all about sex and having some fun," stated Mullen. "What better way to have a good time than to poke some fun at a popular celebrity like Britney Spears?" (Editor's Note: She seems to be doing a pretty good job lampooning herself. Baby dropper.)
With Britney Rears 2 becoming an even greater success than Britney Rears 1, the future looks bright for many editions to come.
Britney Rears 2: I Wanna Get Laid is available from every adult DVD store and from every major online retailer. If they don't have it, they must be off their medication.
The movie stars Jessica Sweet as Britney Rears, Hillary Scott, Eva Angelina, Jenaveve Jolie, Sunny Lane, Nyomi Marcela, Shy Love, Nikki Hilton, Nadia Styles and Kapri Styles getting banged by a cast of studs.
Britney Rears 2: I Wanna Get Laid is in stores now and sitting near the top of the charts!
The Da Vinci Load hits stores TODAY, May 23rd. Directed by multi-award winner Jerome Tanner, The Da Vinci Load whisks you away into a world of intrigue unlocking the darkest secret in human history! Shot in HD, The Da Vinci Load weaves a tale where the Operatives of the Priory of Semen discover that Leonardo Da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa using his own sperm. These keepers of the truth fuck in the name of art and kill anyone who gets in their way.
Starring Joey Hart, Eva Angelina, Hailey Page, Missy Monroe, Tory Lane, Charlotte Stokely, Evan Stone and James Deen, The Da Vinci Load features a professional script while still encompassing the hottest sex and hardcore action of any adult film. Elaborate sets, art and costuming create the perfect stage for this white hot, horny cast. With 6 of the most arousing sex scenes in the history of erotic cinema, The Da Vinci Load has it all for sheer entertainment and complete titillation.
The New York Daily News has even written about it! It's THAT amazing a film.
The Da Vinci Load opens with a murder in the after-hours quiet of a Los Angeles museum and uncovers a mystery that can only be solved with hardcore sex! The Da Vinci Load is ripe with graphic sexƒ masterful blowjobs, faces painted with semen, double penetration, and crazy pussy poundings culminating in the hallowed Priory ceremony—a six-girl orgy!
The Da Vinci Load features special packaging that opens to reveal a two panel photo spread highlighting some of the movies hottest scenes and the casts' appetite for fucking, with art masterpiece styling. The DVD includes behind the scenes features, hot sex talk, a photo slide show, and Hustler trailers of other hot releases.
The Da Vinci Load is a guaranteed good time for all adult audiences and the perfect movie for a hot night in where the truth cums out!
After viewing said trailer and details, why not purchase your very own copy? You can do that by visiting Hustler Hollywood. Rumor has it that web-based orders receive a free grab bag.
So we were watching Batman Begins last night and we couldn't help but think that something was missing. Then it dawned on us...not enough penetration. Sure, Christian Bale's performance as the titular caped crusader was inspired, but we sincerely doubt he could pull off the piledriver. Thank Allah Hustler Video® has a slew of new titles this week:
The Da Vinci Load (109 min.)
Stars: Hailey Paige, Missy Monroe, Charlotte Stokely, Jasmine Tame, Tory Lane, Eva Angelina, Michelle Maylene, and Joey Hart
DVD Includes: Hot HUSTLER Trailers, Photo Slide Show, Animated Chapter Index, Hot Sex Talk
We arrived to the set of HUSTLER Exposed—Mya Luanna's first shoot under exclusive contract—and our ears were immediately assaulted by some blaring, God-awful Eurotrash dance music. "It's too early for this," we thought. Not too early to watch porn being filmed, mind you...that's impossible. It was too early to be listening to unk da unk da unk da unk da unk da.
Our tune soon changed when we encountered Miss Luanna holding court from her makeup chair. Babies could have been crying and we wouldn't have noticed. She's more stunning and poised than we remembered. She took her time, thoughtfully and playfully answering every question put forward, no matter how outlandish or simple they may have been. All the while, the makeup girl was tugging and combing and hair-spraying and brushing Mya's gorgeous head of hair.
"I want to have sex on a tire swing," she admitted was one of her fantasies. Playground sex—our kind of girl. We think that can easily be arranged for one of her next scenes.
Speaking of scenes—not to mention terrible segues—Mya makes sure to watch hers. "What's working, what's not working...I want to look as good as possible for myself and the director." It's like a coach watching footage of a football game to see what his team needs to improve upon. Except in this particular instance, the highlight reel involves coitus and not the shotgun formation.
(Editor's Note:Go Redskins!)
Our favorite moment during this erotic-roundtable came when Mya was asked if she had any advice or secrets she could share with the ladies. "I don't use my teeth," she said. A-fucking-men sister! I'm sure Tommy Gunn, her scene partner for the day, appreciated having his junk returned sans bite marks.
Speaking of Tommy, he rolled in wearing a fanny pack. In case you don't realize the importance of that observation, we will reiterate using capital letters. The mulitple AVN-award winning stud was wearing a FANNY PACK! Bravely—we later realized there was no need for concern, he's incredibly nice— we asked him to explain. "'Cause I have so much shit," was his eloquently earnest response. "And I don't really care how it looks."
Honestly, we had no idea how much time is needed for girls to pretty themselves up. Her hair alone must have taken an hour. She tried on 6 different outfits, countless pairs of panties and a suitcase full of stripper shoes that she swore were comfortable. Forunately, Mya's personality and game-for-anything attitude made the hours seem like minutes and turned what could have been a mind-numbing wait into an enjoyable experience.
Much like the sailors becoming transfixed with the sirens of Greek mythology, falling under Mya Luanna's spell was easy. Fortunately for us, instead of meeting a watery demise or filling our ears with beeswax, we were lured into watching Mya and Tommy Gunn have sex.
And the next time the HustlerWorld girlfriend is late for a date, we're going to forgive her. We know what's taking so long.
Vivid Girl/Grape Killer Featured in Italian Vanity Fair
The current issue of the Italian edition of Vanity Fair magazine features a sexy pictorial and in-depth interview with Vivid Girl Savanna Samson. A television program that covered the actual photo session by famed fashion photographer Andrew Eccles has already aired on Sky TV Europe.
In her Vanity Fair interview Samson reveals that from the very start her goal was to become one of the adult industry's top stars — an objective she has achieved. But in addition to her XXX life, she has also started a new wine business. She discussed the thrill of introducing her first wine, Sogno Uno (Dream One), a red blend made with Italian grapes that attracted worldwide press attention when it was introduced recently in New York City with a festive launch party. Journalists and wine aficionados seemed impressed that renowned wine critic Robert M. Parker had awarded Sogno Uno 91 points, which is considered outstanding. The wine was sold-out almost immediately.
The Vanity Fair profile also covers Samson's journey from a small town in upstate New York, where she trained to be a ballerina and even considered being a nun, to a widely successful career as a stripper at Scores in New York City. Today, she is a multiple award-winning actress who owns her own film production company in addition to her own wine company.
"I am very proud of my work in the adult industry, especially being a Vivid Girl, but producing my very own wine is something that my family can also share with me. It's just the beginning for my wine company and now I'm working on Sogno Due (Dream Two), a white wine which I'm very excited about," says Samson.
In case it slipped your mind, Thursday at 5PM (PST) HustlerLive.com is bringing you two of the hottest Latin girls in the business. Sativa Rose and Daisy will be tasting each other's taco in a three hour fiesta that's sure to leave fans needing a siesta. We can't believe we just wrote that sentence.
All tasteless jokes aside...this girl (Daisy):
Will be doin' it with this girl (Sativa):
Do you really need a better reason to support immigration reform? We thinks not!
...and not just an e-mail nuisance that we must continually fight with. But, we're taking the dilemma and making dilemmanade. Here are the funniest subject lines to greet us upon opening our inbox this morning (spelling and puncuation are sure as hell not ours!):
Lessbians play piss game!
Shy shemale blondie shows off
DRUNK BRUNETTE RAPE'D BY SOLDIER alikeness
Drunkk teenns covering each other with hoorse cuum. have
holy Peenis arousee
chance Peniis provvoke
Russiann scenic Lady here doing goluptious blowjoob. "Goluptious" is actually a word. It means "delicious". We looked it up.
Innocent little girl is being deflorated by two old monsters. loose
Gang*bangging games with drrunk farm_girls. linotypist
relevant biggerr orgaasm
Got a favorite unsolicited email? Drop it in the ol' comments section. You'll be glad that you did.
You may now consider us a fan of Lordi, a Gwarlike outfit from a country that probably has national health care and low crime rates. Any band that can earnestly title a song "Hard Rock Halleluja" is getting thrown into the IPod mix.
This is Finland's official entry into this year's Eurovision song contest. Don't know what that is? Check out wiki wiki Wikipedia and impress your friends.
Update: We'll have you know that Lordi actually won the contest this weekend. It's like we can see into the future or something.
Platinum Blue CEO and President Skye Blue will be hitting the airwaves at 6-7pm today on LA's top rated afternoon show with the Goodfellas on Power 106 Radio (KPWR-FM), "Where Hip-Hop Lives".
Skye Blue has a lot to talk about this week. Her latest directorial release, Pearl Necklace is hitting the shelves this week and Naughty And Nice Reloaded is having a release party for the title tonight at the Aura Night Club in Studio City. Blue also just signed a deal with Susan Keil at Entice.TV for broadcast of Platinum Blue titles on high quality VOD network. (We would have preferred she signed to Hustler TV, but we can't win them all...yet)
The Goodfellas and veteran on-air sidekick Tito, are no stranger to video. Dj's Romeo and Dejai used to work in a video store. "I still have the uniform in my closet as if I have to go to work tomorrow," insists
DeJai.
Skye Blue was ecstatic, "I love doing radio shows and I'm stoked that Power 106 asked me to join them on the air! We've got so much going on and being on the air, getting the word out about my company and my movies.… I'm really proud of the movies we're making and the titles we have to offer, and of course many thanks to the fans showing their support. It's just awesome."
Fans can check out stills and the trailer for Skye Blue's Pearl Necklacehere.
Take a look at other Platinum Blue productions, available from Hustler Hollywood.
Continuing today's theme of championing Hustler Hollywood, we've just been informed that all customers (dancers or not) get 20% off on Mondays during the month of May. It's a little thing called "Monday Madness". That's not very creative. Yes, we know. YOU try and think of something better, know-it-all.
After the jump, view the flyer and listen to the radio spot.
Click on the flyer to hear the 60-second radio ad.
Hey ladies (and guys too, we guess) - did you know that exotic dancers get 20% off their purchases from Hustler Hollywood? Go ahead and treat yourself to that pair of 4-inch lucite heels you've been wanting. Click here for a list of locations near you.
Because We Used to Listen to Biohazard and Tera Patrick's Stupid Hot
A question-filled press release for VH1's Supergroup landed in our inbox this morning. We know these are rhetorical, but it's Friday and we're feeling sassy so we're going to answer them anyway...
Do you like it hard?
Why, yes, yes we do. Unless we're talking about cheese. Then we prefer a nice havarti.
Do you like it loud?
Sometimes, depending on our caffeine intake. We get headaches if we haven't had enough coffee.
Can't get enough of the girls, guitars, and some of the biggest names in rock?
Can you ever really have too much Sabastian Bach? He played the lead in Phantom of the Opera for Chrissakes!
Then tune in Sunday, May 21st at 10:00 pm for the premiere of VH1's SuperGroup!
We will!
Nowhere else will you find Pornstream's Reigning Princess Tera Patrick, the skull-crushing Evan Seinfeld, and rock music's heaviest metal icons Ted Nugent, Jason Bonham, Scott Ian (Anthrax kicks tits!) and Sebastian Bach all under the same rowdy Las Vegas roof. With music careers spanning over 20 years for each member of this super group, not only is each deemed a superstar in their own genre of music, but have sold over 70 million albums combined.
Locked in a mansion known as Disgraceland (This is kind of funny) for thirteen days to write and record new original music, sparks will fly beneath the desert sky as this "meeting of the minds" come together under the SuperGroup's moniker DAMNOCRACY.
"I am extremely proud to have been asked to be a part of VH1's biggest production of all time and honored that my name was thought of amongst the likes of Ted, Sebastian, Scott, and Jason", said Seinfeld. "There were so many zany antics during the filming of SuperGroup but I wouldn't want to spoil the surprises by giving them away. VH1 has been very good to Tera and myself thus far and look for us doing lots more with them soon."
With mega-star manager Doc McGhee (Bon Jovi, Kiss, Skid Row, Motley Crue) leading the pack, filming for the show kicked off on February 22nd and concluded with a "knock down - drag out" headlining set at the Empire Ballroom in Las Vegas on March 5th.
Amidst all the chaos, the bad boys of metal were joined by sultry sex goddess Tera Patrick for a steamy photoshoot that made the desert heat seem tame in comparison. "It was so much fun to hang out with the other rockstar wives, they were all really cool and we had such a great time," commented Patrick.
Don't miss all the skin, sin, and rock 'n' roll debauchery that only a Las Vegas "lock down" and VH1 could produce with the hardest names in rock music and the hottest vixen in the adult industry. Join Evan Seinfeld, Ted Nugent, Jason Bonham, Scott Ian, Sebastian Bach, and the legendary Tera Patrick for SuperGroup on VH1! As Tera and Evan continue to explode on the mainstream scene, keep your eyes peeled as you never know where they might pop up next. SuperGroup airs every Sunday at 10 pm on VH1. Each week after the show airs, tune in to VH1 Classics at 11pm and catch the show recap with the band.
When Martin Luther King gave his "I have a dream" speech, do you think he was talking about people using his name to sell porn on the Webternet? That's kind of equality, right?
London is set to open the first "sex theme park" this summer. We're not so keen on the whole amusement park thing, but "The Humjob of Doom" and "Unprotected Intercourse Experience" sound like rides we can get behind.
This is why man is the dominant species. We don't pay to look at pictures of sex. We don't pay to look at pictures of monkey vagina.
At first, baby clothing emblazoned with "My Mommy's a MILF" seems kind of funny. Then, once you start thinking about it, isn't that kind of incestuous? We thinks there was a Greek tragedy written about this somewhere (Editor's Note: Bonus points go to whoever knows what the hell he's talking about.).
Continuing today's fellation of HBO, we thought we'd share this bit from their award-winning Western, Deadwood.
Remember, Larry Flynt's tireless work championing the First Amendment is one the reasons why Al Swearengen can get away with having such a brilliantly vulgar mouth.
"Uncle Junior and I, we had our problems with the Business. But I never should have razzed him about eating pussy. This whole war could have been averted. Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this." — Tony Soprano
This week's episode of the award-winning HBO series, The Sopranos, featured a hot new face that adult film fans should easily recognize. The Bada Bing!, or "office" spot for the Anthony Soprano and home to New Jersey's hottest girls, loves to show off the adult film packages they receive from companies across the country. And just this weekend, Silvio Dante (a.ka. Little Steven), who works for Tony, put up his latest package, sent to him from his friends at Adam & Eve, the movie The Perfect Secretary.
"I was so excited to see myself on the walls of the Bada Bing Office!" says the star of the movie and contract star for Adam & Eve, Carmen Luvana. "I met Silvio at a private party held by Adam & Eve in Las Vegas during the AEE Convention, and I told him I would have my movies and posters sent to him. Who knew he would place me right by his desk?"
Based on the hit indy film, Secretary, Adam & Eve's kinky feature, The Perfect Secretary stars Carmen Luvana, Haley Paige and Tony Tedeschi. And what a better movie to adorn the walls of an office: in this one, Carmen Luvana loses her anal cherry! When Haley Paige can't keep her hands off of herself at work, Tony Tedeschi makes certain all his girls are clean, and an orgy of unmistakably hot sex goes down in the "Do Not Enter" roomƒ Sounds like the guys' kind of movie!
Those interested in purchasing The Perfect Secretary can pick up a copy from Hustler Hollywood.
HUSTLER magazine's 32nd anniversary issue hit the newsstands this week with ClubJenna Girl McKenzie Lee on the cover and the newest ClubJenna Girl, Brea Bennett, featured in an inside 10-page pictorial.
Noting that "vivacious bombshell" Lee is "on the fast track to superstardom," HUSTLER editors report on her young career and her honor as the AVN Best New Starlet award earlier this year before launching into the 14-page photo feature, including a three-page pull out poster.
The ironic patriotic theme of the pictorial shows Lee, who is a native of England, 'flashing back in time to entertain George Washington and his weary troops as they cross the icy Delaware River during the Revolutionary War."
The pictorial on Brea opens with her in a schoolgirl outfit, which she sheds progressively as the pages turn. "Starting as young as they come, Brea has only been in adult entertainment for three months, but the sparkling 18 year-old is quickly making a name for herself," says HUSTLER.
In addition to the inside spread featuring Brea Bennett, the HUSTLER issue also includes a photo by Keith Valcourt taken at the AVN Awards ceremony in Las Vegas in January that shows Jenna in a stylish pink strapless evening gown surrounded by ClubJenna Girls Ashton Moore, Chanel St. James, McKenzie Lee, Sophia Rossi and Jesse Capelli.
With record setting DVD sales for the first two volumes and a consistent presence at the top of the US sales charts for Britney Rears 2, the action adventure porn franchise is the picture of perfection. Plans for the third installment grew from big to huge once record setting sales of Britney Rears 2 were assured.
When the producers decided to shake things up a bit, they did so in a grand fashion by making the first day of shooting for Britney Rears 3 one of the most colossal productions X-Play and Hustler Video® have ever done.
Blond starlet and fan favorite Hillary Scott, recent winner of the XRCO Best New Starlet award, has been cast to play the lively Britney Rears character and if early indications hold to form, this move will help propel the story and galvanize the entire line as a leading sales contender.
The setting for Britney Rears 3: Britney Gets Shafted was a sea of colorful costumes, blaring disco music, impressive staging and 10 gorgeous, young girls all dressed in glorious 70s disco outfits dancing to the pulsating dance music on a magnificently built soundstage.
"We decided to shake a good thing up and since the entire Britney Rears line-up has been a big home-run, we felt that the third installment should be surprising, spectacular and truly unbelievable," stated the movie's creator, writer and producer Jeff Mullen of All Media Play/X-Play.
Veteran Hall of Fame director Roy Karch who visited the set Tuesday came away extremely impressed stating, "Every producer or director dreams of creating an ongoing feature series that can't miss and Jeff Mullen and Scott David have created an endless opportunity for imaginative stories that could go thirty plus volumes. I was blown away by the brilliant idea, the amazing costuming and the overall specter of this franchise product. These guys have it all with their fresh ideas, production know-how and their ability to market."
The addition of Hillary Scott in the lead role may come as a shock to many but Mullen compares the Britney character in much the same light as that of James Bond who has prospered through various actors playing the role. "Britney Rears is a fun loving character who loves having sex in amazing places. This movie series is for those who love beautiful girls, some celebrity bling and some great, dirty sex", Mullen said.
Britney Rears 3 will be released in the fall from X-Play/Hustler Video.
While you're patiently waiting for this masterpiece of adult erotica to finish production, why not check out the original or the chart-topping sequel?
The worst part about throwing our back out earlier this week is that we weren't able to greet the delivery man when he dropped off the shipment from Hustler Video®. Take a look at what's new in stores this week:
This clip is from last week's E3 Video Game Expo. Watch the fanboys flock to the Nintendo booth once the doors open on the floor of the LA Convention Center.
We almost forgot! This Sunday is Mother's Day. Remember to call the woman who spent 86 hours in labor bringing the bundle of joy that is you into this world.
And if you really want to show you care, why not get her one of these?
Judging by the mood around the office and plethora of people wearing jeans it must be Friday. All we can say is TGIF—Titties Good. Intercourse? Fantastic. (Editor's Note: That doesn't make any sense.) Before we head out for a weekend of non-stop fun and excitement, we thought we'd share our favorite posts from the week:
HUSTLER Magazine announced they were looking for the "Undiscovered Girls of the Web". Boyfriends everywhere were overheard attempting to coax their girlfriends to enter.
In response to the current US immigration policy, HustlerLive.com got all political on us by deciding to feature two Latin superstars—Sativa Rose and Daisy— on May 25th.
The sun never sets on the Hustler TV empire—this week they signed Defiance Films and Torrid Entertainment to an exclusive broadcast agreement.
Putting his celebrity and chip shot to good use, Vince Neil hosted the "10th Annual Skylar Neil Charity Golf Tournament and Auction".
We became a breast man when we attended the premiere party for Nikki Benz's, "Test Drive". Our mom is very proud of the work we do.
Tune in next week when we'll be bringing you news of Britney Rears 3, publishing interviews with Hillary Scott, Dana DeArmond and Angela Stone, reporting about the closing of Hollywood's Erotic Museum and featuring bunch of other stuff that makes our girlfriend uncomfortable with what we do for a living.
Continuing the theme of adult entertainment promoting positive relations with our neighbors to the south, Stormy Daniels has decided to spend the next week playing the part of goodwill ambassador. The Wicked contract star will be making appearances both above and below the Mexican/American border beginning this Saturday.
After the jump, read about her grueling weekend of fan servitude.
But, before the jump, doesn't Stormy kinda look like a Paris Hilton/Ashlee Simpson hybrid in her photo? We're not saying that's a bad thing, we're just pointing it out.
First up for the voluptuous blonde superstar will be a headline turn Saturday, May 13th at 103.7 KRZR FM's MANFEST 2006, a day-long exercise in metal debauchery at the Madera Fairgrounds in Fresno, CA. As the station's official Mistress Of Manfest, Stormy will be signing autographs for her legions of adoring admirers and presenting such well-known high-energy rock acts as TAPROOT, THEORY OF A DEADMAN, FACKTION, and HINDER.
Manfest attendees desiring to see even more of their favorite media darling are invited to join her later Saturday night at Fresno's GOLDDIGGERS, where she'll be dancing at 10:00pm and again at midnight.
With her Fresno commitments fulfilled, the enterprising superstar will fly south of the border for a week of media appearances in Mexico, beginning Tuesday, May 16th with a hotly-anticipated guest shot on the long-running variety series OTRO ROLLO. This appearance will put Stormy in an exclusive cadre of show business heavy-hitters, as previous OTRO ROLLO guests have included Britney Spears, Will Smith, Christina Aguilera, Sylvester Stallone, David Copperfield, Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, Lucy Lui, and Chris Rock.
The unstoppable Ms. Daniels will spend the balance of the week at Mexico's SEXO Y ENTRETENIMIENTO convention, a four day celebration of all things erotic commencing May 17th. Fans who've faithfully tracked Stormy's graceful maturation as a filmmaker will also want to catch the show for appearances by Eva Angelina and Lexi Lamour, co-stars of Stormy's exclusive Wicked creation THREE WISHES.
For in these stressful days there's no better time than right now to make a date with the media siren whose popularity knows no borders.
Take a look at Stormy's movies, all available from Hustler Hollywood.
We highly recommend Titty Fuck Champions because the title reminds us of the only sport—other than Frisbee golf—we excel at.
You may remember the video clip we posted of Super Soaker's poorly advertised Oozinator. Apparently, we weren't the only one's that found the toy a little questionable. Take a look at the reviews Amazon didn't want you to see, compliments of The Consumerist.
A trailer for Digital Playground's first title in a new of interactive line, Pulse POV, is now available online for your viewing pleasure.
A woman in Washington state allegedly paid for breast enhancement surgery with a credit card stolen from her employer. We find her behavior unacceptable. She only went for a C cup.
Hillary Clinton just introduced a piece of legislation that would tie increases in Congressional salaries to increases in the minimum wage. She's still a tall glass of suck, but we have to give her credit on this one.
A new Harvard study shows that over half of students taking "virginity pledges" lose their V card in a year. Not only that, of the kids who admit to personally dissapointing Jesus, over 80% deny having taken the pledge in the first place.
The fine folks over at "Breast Awareness Benefits Everyone"—in conjunction with AVN, Erotica LA and the FAME awards—are continuing their mission to end breast cancer by holding a poker tournament at the Hollywood Park Casino on Thursday, June 22nd. Adult starlets scheduled to appear are Stormy Daniels, Carmen Luvana, Kelly Madison and Taylor Wane.
We would have preferred this to be held at the Hustler Casino, but it's for an terrific cause. It would be kind of dickish if we didn't make mention of it.
"I couldn't be more pleased to be associated with these two great organizations," said Paul Fishbein, President of AVN. "My mother is a breast cancer survivor, but unfortunately, my friend Eileen Stein Jacoby died of this insidious disease at age 38. Her sister,Cheryl Herman with her husband Scott, have done an incredible job raising money for the Philadelphia organization named for her, and many people in the adult business have generously donated to the cause."
"Now with a strong organization like b.a.b.e. as its partner in this venture, an important breast cancer group from each coast will benefit from this exciting and sure-to-be-memorable event."
"b.a.b.e. is thrilled to partner with AVN," said Marcia Hrichison, Executive Director of b.a.b.e. "Our goal is to raise awareness and funds in a positive, entertaining, sexy way, with the support of the adult industry. With AVN on the team, we are guaranteed a full house!"
Those interest in learning more about the tournament and b.a.b.e can point their computers to www.babe-a-rella.org.
Platinum Blue Opens the Door With Home Party Fantasies
Written and directed by Jacklyn Lick, Home Party Fantasies has been picked up by Platinum Blue distribution. The couples' piece with high production values features a first class cast, including Dee, Ashlee Renee, Violet Blue, Aria, and Jacklyn Lick herself. This is one of Aria's last hardcore titles, and a must for her fans collection!
Lick is very excited about the release. "I personally hand picked the hottest talent in the industry, and put them in the hottest situations I could think up." Follow Jacklyn into her ultimate massage at the hands of two muscular studs, experience a married couple indulging their passionate desires together. Violet Blue has a heated tryst with a box boy that turns her on and Aria takes her passions to the limit in this steamy sex fantasy.
For this and other Platinum Blue Releases, head over to Hustler Hollywood.
Four days after The Da Vinci Code hits theater screens nationwide, Hustler Video's® The Da Vinci Load lands on the shelves of your local adult retailer.
You can probably guess which one we're more excited about. We've been a big fan of Audrey Tautou since her performance in Amelie, but until she comes to her senses and deepthroats Ron Jeremy on camera, she'll always be a minor actress. And Tom Hanks' hair has been giving us nightmares.
Shot in high-definition, TDL weaves a tale where the "operatives of the Priory of Semen discover that Leonardo da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa using his own sperm. These keepers of the truth fuck in the name of art and kill anyone who gets in their way." Pretty heady stuff for porn, but if you've seen any of director Jerome Tanner's other work (History of Porn, HotSex.com), you'd know that he tends to tread in more intellectually challenging waters.
Loaded with extras—no pun intended—and offering five scenes (one being a six girl orgy led by the lovely Eva Angelina), The DaVinci Load promises viewers an erotic and psuedo-historical experience that is sure have erythrocytes flooding their corpora cavernosas.
The Da Vinci Load features peformances from Charlotte Stokely, Eva Angelina, Haley Paige, Jasmine Tame, Joey Hart, Michelle Maylene, Missy Monroe, Tory Lane and a bunch of guys with larger-than-average penises.
The Da Vinci Load is now available for pre-order from Hustler Hollywood.
It's been at least 20 minutes since we've brought you any news on Britney Rears 2: I Wanna Get Laid, so we thought we'd share the following release that just hit our inbox...
Often times a sequel movie has a hard time living up to the high expectations brought forth by a wildly successful original. However, the recently released mega-hit movie Britney Rears 2: I Wanna Get Laid is proving to be even more successful than the top selling debut which became Larry Flynt's biggest movie in 2005.
Not many would have thought that this wildly humorous spoof of the life of pop music diva Britney Spears would be such a success in today's overcrowded porn marketplace but Britney Rears 2 has instantly become a movie that fans are snapping up in record numbers making this a breakout hit.
DVD Talk recently said that "If you look for a single porn parody this year, check out Britney Rears 2: I Wanna Get Laid as an early contender for numerous awards from all the usual spots, including DVD Talk."
Adult movie reviewer Don Houston exclaimed that the DVD had "more of the qualities people want in their stroke flicks, with better extras and performances, the result destined to sell more product than any other title at Hustler this year, one of the largest production companies in the world."
"We thought that it might be difficult to outdo the popularity of the first Britney Rears movie," stated the movie's co-producer, writer and head marketer Jeff Mullen of All Media Play/X-Play. "But once we finished the final edit, I knew that Britney 2 offered so much more than your standard porn movie and was such a big step up from the first movie in terms of quality that it was destined for big time success. Hitting #2 on the AVN chart is amazing," he continued.
Packed with over 4 hours of total footage, 8 sex scenes and directed by Will Rider, Britney Rears 2 offers more fuck for the buck than any other new release. With 10 gorgeous naked girls, private jets, limos, luxurious mansions and dirty group sex, this is the one movie not to miss in 2006.
Starring Britney Rears, Hillary Scott, Eva Angelina, Jenaveve Jolie, Sunny Lane, Nyomi Marcela, Shy Love, Nikki Hilton, Nadia Styles and Kapri Styles getting banged by a cast of studs.
Britney Rears 2: I Wanna Get Laid is available from Hustler Hollywood.
We avoid going to movie release parties like Rosie O'Donnell avoids penis. They're usually held in places that serve $26 bottles of Budweiser. The ratio of sweaty dude to porn starlet is roughly 50:1. We get stuck fighting with photographers for position on the red carpet. They disrupt our sleeping patterns. We miss American Idol. We're forced to wear cologne.
Our list of complaints outweighs Star Jones prior to gastric bypass surgery.
That is why it was with great trepidation that we agreed to attend last night's party for "Test Drive", a Teravision production that features Nikki Benz in her first anal scene. Fortunately, the evening was a success. We got in. We took pictures. We got out. If this was a war, we would have stood on an aircraft carrier's flight deck and unfurled a "Mission Accomplished" banner.
Notables in attendance included Tera Patrick and Evan Seinfeld, Leah Luv, Dennis Rodman (?!), Stefani Morgan, Laci Heart, Nautica Thorn and, of course, Miss Benz herself.
After the jump, a triptych featuring Nikki and her "friends".
We couldn't help it.
Pick up your very own copy of "Test Drive" from Hustler Hollywood today!
We like to hold off for as long as we possibly can before mentioning the webternet's best stories—thinking of baseball usually helps—but this particular one is so good we couldn't hold back. The headline says it better than we ever could:
The director of the CIA resigns amidst allegations that he and a top aide attended poker games where prostitutes were used to bribe members of Congress and a NY tabloid is the only paper to cover it? What gives? More important question: Why has no one bribed us?
If high school adminstrators are barring anyone over the age of 20 from attending the senior prom, who's going to supply the alcohol? The wine coolers we have sitting in our trunk aren't going drink themselves.
Research soon to be published by a team of Swedish scientists found that the brains of lesbians react differently to sex hormones than straight women. We still think they're all a six-pack away from huffing some dong.
We haven't read Alicia Colon's piece on why women shouldn't have the right to vote. We've been too busy laughing at her last name.
Cinco de Mayo is traditionally a celebration of the margarita and all of its inherent glory.
Many observe the holiday by visiting a Mexican-themed restaurant and drinking enough tequila to make Ignacio Zaragoza ashamed he defeated the French at the Battle of Puebla. Much like St. Patty's Day, the 5th of May tends to bring out amateurs hell-bent on donating their funds at the altar of Cirrhosis, God of liver-destruction.
The past Friday, Motley Cruë front man, Vince Neil offered a different, arguably healthier venue for those looking to part with their cash. More specifically, he played host to the "10th Annual Skylar Neil Golf Tournament and Auction" at the lovely Lost Canyons Gold Club in California's Ventura county.
"Ten years ago, [Vince's] daughter passed away from Leukemia," Christopher Buttner, the tournament's publicist told us, "This tournment has grown out of his involvement in raising money for Cancer, AIDS and Leukemia research."
Before you get all upset and complain that such a traditionally bourgeois sport has nothing to do with porn, let us remind you that this tournament was started by the frontman of MOTLEY CRUË. Former HUSTLER contract girl, Jessica Jaymes was present, as was the hedgehog himself, Ron Jeremy. Each hole was sponsored by a company not typically associated with golf: Jagermeister, Wicked, Red Light District to name a few.
We arrived shortly before the foursomes returned from their loop around one of the club's two, 18-hole courses. As cater-waiters scrambled and chafing dishes steamed, we spent the only free time we would have checking out the offerings of the silent auction.
Spread over two tables, the items up for grabs would make anyone consider asking for a line of credit increase—Evander Holyfield's boxing gloves, a print signed by Tony Soprano himself, an autographed Tony Hawk skateboard. We were tempted to go after the signed picture of Paris Hilton just so we could put it in the HustlerWorld bathroom and think of her every time we evacuate our bowels. Her donation was for a good cause, but Paris still sucks. Seriously, fuck her.
A triumphant and slightly inebriated yell signaled that the golfers were finishing their rounds and making their way back to the clubhouse. This also signaled the last quiet moment we would have during the event.
Before the scheduled live auction, the tournament participants and sponsorship girls milled around outside the dining area. It was during this time that we ran into our favorite little squirter, Angela Stone, looking lovely in a vividly-colored Chanel (Editor's Note: Why do you know that?) dress. We also met Cousin Stevie of "Cousin Stevie's Pussy Party" fame. We also became transfixed on Vince Neil's seriously blinged-out watch when he joined us at our table.
The booze was flowing-freely, as were the golfers' anecdotes. The only printable item we were privy to prior to the auction was that Dennis Haskins, "Saved By The Bell's" Mr. Belding, was forced to cancel his participation in the tournament due to a case Montezuma's Revenge. Perhaps he was taking the celebration of Cinco de Mayo a tad too far.
Before the live auction began—emceed by the host of some show on some station that's not affiliated with HUSTLER, Tiffany Granath—the silent one came to a rousing conclusion marked by a audience countdown.
The live auction's offerings were worth every penny the lucky winners eventually paid for them. From a lunch date with a Wicked Pictures starlet to a Jagermeister guitar (signed by all the girls in attendance, no less) to a reproduction of Motley Cruë's star on the Walk of Fame, the items were one-of-a-kind.
Tiffany did have her work cut out for her, though. There was a noticeable drop in the level of attention being paid near the auction's end. A full day of golf, booze and boobies tends to have that affect. She must be commended as she and her partner in crime, Sunny Lane, managed to keep things moving and the crowd enthusiastic.
At the day's completion, the tournament was a success for all of the right reasons (and a few of the wrong ones). "This is by far the biggest turnout," Christopher Buttner told us. "It should be the most lucrative as well."
Those interested in donating to the Skylar Neil Foundation can do so by visiting www.SkylarNeil.org.
We spent last night tossing and turning in an effort to get some well-deserved sleep. It's hard to get our usual 12 hours knowing that Hustler Video® has new titles hitting stores today:
HUSTLER TV Signs Defiance Films and Torrid Entertainment
LFP Broadcasting LLC, parent company of Hustler TV, today announced a new long-term, world exclusive agreement with Defiance Films and their sister company Torrid Entertainment. Under the agreement Hustler TV will have access to a large library of films from both companies for use on its PPV and VOD services. Hustler TV continues to sign exclusive adult content featuring titles that not only dominate the adult DVD sales and rental charts but are no longer available on the other adult networks.
Defiance Films is well known in the adult entertainment industry and extremely popular amoung fans. Offering numerous titles across all adult genres, the company has been extremely popular in the DVD rental and sales market. Their sister company Torrid Entertainment offers films with a feminine edge and most are directed by their female stars.
"We are delighted to add Defiance Films and Torrid Entertainment to our ever expanding product that is only available on Hustler TV," said Michael H. Klein, President, LFP Broadcasting LLC. "This agreement continues our unprecedented commitment to offering our customers the most popular and profitable titles available."
"Now that VOD has become more widely demanded by viewers worldwide, we are extremely happy to work with Hustler TV, the most recognized brand in the adult entertainment sector," said Anthony Simone, Head of Sales for both Defiance Films and Torrid Entertainment. "Our unique, highly appealing programming is just what operators are looking for to drive revenues and maximize viewer satisfaction."
Since its launch in both the US and Canada, Hustler TV has delivered some of the industries top buy rates in adult PPV and VOD and is now available in over 34 countries. With over 30 years of experience in providing adult entertainment through various different mediums, the Hustler TV networks continue to expand and grow at a rapid pace with new system launches every month.
While your little precious lady-blossoms are all unique and special and wonderful, there's always room for improvement. We've seen a vagina or two (or 6000) in our day, so we pretty much qualify as experts on all things labial. Don't question.
Here come the judge. Here come the judge. Here come the judge with booze for a couple of underaged girls.
The trailer for Digital Playground's "Hot Rod for Sinners" is now available for your viewing pleasure. Cars, Jana Cova and Jesse Jane...what more do you need?
We would have liked to offer Tericka Dye a position here at HustlerWorld, but then we found out she's been employed as a teacher before. She would cause too much of a disruption around the office.
What better way to kick off the Memorial Day weekend than by spending 3 hours with two of adult entertainment's hottest Latina stars? On Thursday, May 25th, at 5pm (PST) Sativa Rose and Daisy will be bringing their caliente little bodies over to HustlerLive and treating fans to an exclusive live performance. Mark your calendars now because this interactive show promises to give viewers something to truly remember.
Sativa Rose is a little surprised that her star has risen so quickly. "AVN this year was the first time I realized that I have fans," she said recently. Take a look at her performances in Hustler Video's "Sex Trap", "Young Latin Girls #11" or "Barely Legal Boot Camp" and you'll understand why this all-natural brunette is gaining a hardcore following.
You've probably seen Daisy in "Barely Legal Corrupted 4" or "Young Latin Ass", but you've never seen her in anything like this! This petite, leggy Mexican is ready and willing to do whatever it takes to make sure viewers get their money's worth. Your perverted wish is her command.
Both of these caramel-skinned beauties are going to treat viewers to the hottest and sexiest action found anywhere—online or off! So save the date,—May 25 at 5:00pm—and experience an event that could only be brought to you by Larry Flynt and HustlerLive.com!
Join HUSTLER Magazine in its search for the undiscovered girls of the web.
"If you're a sexy girl that hasn't appeared in magazines, send us your high-resolution, professioanl-quality photos. The girls that look the best and have the highest quality images—to be chosen by our highly qualified editors—will be featured in the page of HUSTLER as part of a special article.
Every girl that whose images is printed in the magazine gets $350—with a chance to be considered for a layout worth up to $3,000!"
Right-click here to download and save the entry-form.
Nothing says "Monday morning" quite like an inbox full of offers for "cuute Russiann teeenies". While we appreciate these efforts to separate us from our hard-earned (Editor's note: That's debatable.) money, we really want to take a look at some sort of spammer business plan. We have a feeling it looks something like this:
What other explanation could there be for the following subject lines?:
"well-favored russsian Ladies in poono!"
"Do you like esthetical Bitch doing glorious blowjoob?"
"Just jolly Eighteen suckking Diick!"
"Russsian delectable Womans here doing graceful bllowjob."
"Just better-looking Ladies suckiing Dicck!"
"Plumper masturbating"
"inssane sweeet asssrammed. vindicatress"
"santana avian parsefloat contract gathering an ballot olympics detention bullpen"
We're not even going to attempt to explain this one.
We can't agree with Memphis Monroe's pick for this year's American Idol winner—Taylor? Really?—but we must give her credit for the unexpected choice. Most of the girls we know are madly in love with that bald, bag of douche (Chris) and his intense "I'm about to fuck your soul" stare. Not Memphis, though. She's better than that.
After getting to know Memphis while on location earlier this week, it's easy to figure out why she was tapped to represent the HUSTLER brand. Straddling the fence between Southern belle and sophisticated urbanite with aplomb, Memphis embodies the qualities every man is looking for in a woman. She's the type that would cook you a steak immediately after a 4-hour session of toe-curling sex—very similar to the girl in "Color of Night", but without the irksome homicidal murderer aspect.
"I wanted to bring my fans and viewers a little piece of me," Memphis offered. "Since I am from the country, this is my background."
That "piece" is the Hustler Video® big-budget production, "Backwoods of Memphis".
As it's been pointed out to us numerous times, this film should not to be confused with Marc Cohn's aural abortion, "Walking In Memphis". While we couldn't help but hum the song on our way to the Lakeview Terrace location, our tune changed soon after arriving. There's something about walking into a house overflowing with naked, sexed-up women that demands a more masculine soundtrack.
The film's director, Caesar Bonobo, had his plate full that day. Shooting four scenes—a feat lesser directors wouldn't dare attempt—is a demanding, if not impossible, task. And he succeeded. Until now, we had never been to a shoot that ran on schedule, regardless of how many scenes were being filmed. Deflecting our efforts to lavish the director with praise for running such a tight ship, Caesar pointed to the women responsible for craft-services and said, "It's all her. Keeping your cast and crew well fed is the most important part."
Caesar, who's last name the director informed us is a highly sexualized monkey, should win an award for modesty. His movie's "Doc MaCock" and "Fucking in the Name of Science" have been in constant rotation on the HustlerWorld Porn Viewing System™ since their release.
Waiting for Memphis's girl/girl/girl scene to be filmed, we had the opportunity to watch Sophia perform. This cherubic little cutie could quite possibly have the best set of fake tater-ta tas in the business. We were so mesmerized by their rhythmic bouncing throughout the scene that we could scarcely concentrate on anything else. Who was pounding away at her sphincter? No clue. All we saw was a pair of wonderfully enhanced breasts attached to a hot little body.
We managed to snap out of our trance long enough to hear Sophia tell us, "I think it's going to be an amazing movie. Memphis is really cute and really sweet."
Echoing Memphis's own aversion to the Los Angeles go-go-go lifestyle, she explained why she lives elsewhere, "It's too fast-paced to live here all the time."
Miss Monroe (soon to be Mrs.—she's newly engaged) moved to Las Vegas at the beginning of the year. Our concern for her living in the "Tackiest Place on Earth" with all of its temptations was quickly put to rest when she explained that she only plays the slots. That's not even real gambling.
Gearing up for her three-way with Ariel X and Angela Stone, Memphis was relaxed, if a bit tired. Shooting three scenes in 2 days has that effect. "Don't worry," she said, "as soon as the scene starts filming, I'll be ready to go."
Angela Stone, well known for her squirting prowess, had bottles of Smart Water (Editor's Note: Other water is stupid.) on hand to keep herself hydrated during the filming. "I lose a ton of water when I squirt and it has a lot of electrolytes," she explained.
"You can spit on me if you want," Ariel X informed her scene partners.
The group of girls complimented each other exceptionally well. Three different body-types, three(ish) different hair colors and three girls ready and up for anything. Well, almost anything. The hectic shooting schedule was starting understandably take its toll on the movie's star.
"Take it easy on me" Memphis told the other performers as she was being fitted for a strap-on. "I'm a little sore."
"Backwoods of Memphis" will hitting shelves late this summer.
Take a look at Memphis Monroe's other movies, all available from Hustler Hollywood.
May is officially "masturbation month". Shaking hands with the devil is cool and all, but what's really needed is a "hot girls sleeping with awkward, nerdy guys month". Any idea if June's available?
Blah blah blah the porn industry will decide the next generation DVD format blah blah blah. We swear, it's like the mainstream media isn't even trying.
We would wish Rush Limbaugh well on his road to recovery, but he's a loud-mouthed prick who escaped a drug conviction with a slap on the wrist. We hope he relapses.
Although we couldn't locate it on a map to save our life, a hardy congrats goes out to the Phillipines for showing some boobage.
This is HustlerWorld's 100th post. We'd like to thank the almighty Jeebus for making it all possible.
From the Magazine: Note-worthy Stickup Man - Part 1
EDDIE DODSON, a charismatic charmer who in the 1970s became part of Hollywood's "in" crowd, lived a double life. To support his drug habit and lavish lifestyle, he became the world's most prolific bank robber. Now friend and confidant Timothy Ford recounts Dodson's whirlwind saga.
The robber looked so beat down in the bank photos that FBI Special Agent in Charge Andy Chambers wondered whether the old junkie would survive his next fix. Since his heists had been in that L.A. enclave, the FBI nicknamed him The Down-and-Out-in-Beverly-Hills Bandit. The Down and Outer hit seven banks the first three months of 1999, but he didn't cause much of a stir at L.A.'s FBI field office. The city averages two to three bank robberies a day.
The Down and Outer had one thing working against him—he made good copy. "Bum Robs Beverly Hills Banks" harked one headline. The TV news ran photos.
A tipster identified the Down and Outer as a guy named Dodson. The name didn't ring a bell to Chambers.
The World's Greatest Bank Robber, the stylish Edwin Chambers Dodson, with the beautiful girlfriends and the movie star connections—The Yankee Bandit—was back in business.
Arrested in April 1984 for robbing a legendary 64 banks in seven months, Dodson was sentenced to 15 years—meaning he would be on the streets by now. But it was hard to reconcile this criminal with the Yankee Bandit.
"I worked the streets, arriving on Tuesday, April 27, 1999, to the Farmer's Daughter Motel," recalls the boyishly handsome Chambers. "I showed a photo of Dodson to the manager. 'He's in Room 117.'"
Forty-five minutes later ten FBI agents, 20-odd LAPD uniforms and ten police detectives were positioned at various firing angles to Room 117.
Chambers: "I had a flip thought as I put the bullhorn to my lips: Seventeen years with the FBI, and this is the first time I've gotten to say,'THIS IS THE FBI! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP! DODSON, YOU ARE SURROUNDED!'"
Dodson. Like it was his whole name. Few knew his first name: Eddie. Like the gold-leafed signature on the window of his Melrose art and furniture store: Dodson's. From 1973 to '84, Dodson's shop was a boho beehive, a short-dog salon, a drop-in joint for artistes, models and rich characters.
Dodson blended Hollywood glamour, offbeat kitsch, art deco and satin upholstery into a dreamy comfort zone. Celebrities, cokeheads and jeune filles competed with interior decorators, art directors and photographers for Eddie's attention.
"DODSON, DON'T DO ANYTHING FOOLISH! DON'T BE STUPID!"
And, oh, yeah—Dodson had the coke. For sale. And that store was open for business 24/7. But soon the coke-and-champagne high life became the coke-and-heroin speedballs. Then there was a new guy in the deal: the monkey. Then the monkey became a gorilla. A monster. Furniture auctions were forfeited for a direct source of revenue. Like Willie Sutton said, "Because that's where the money is."
"WE DON'T WANT ANYONE TO GET HURT!"
Eddie Dodson was the World's Greatest Bank Robber; so said the Guinness Book of World Records after his first 64. After a break of 15 years (ten in stir), Eddie hit his 65th. Seven banks later (new record: 72), and here he was at the Farmer's Daughter...
To read the article in its entirety, pick up a copy of HUSTLER's May issue, on newsstands now.
We've been a little quiet today, but with good reason. Our morning was spent setting up the News & Gossip section to allow comments.
That's right. We're caught up with the rest of the blogosphere (Editor's Note: We really hate that word.) and now readers of the site can put their two cents in. See something you like? See something you don't like? Let it be known.
Larry Flynt and HUSTLER have always stood for free speech, so we're following tradition and leaving the comments open to everyone. Just don't be jerks and make fun of our mother or something inciteful like that. We have faith that fans of adult entertainment can actually be adults.
The hugely successful sequel adult movie "Britney Rears 2" is off to a fantastic start and finds itself nearing the top of the sales charts on the current AVN weekly poll. Jumping from number 12 to the number 4 position, "Britney Rears 2" is enjoying tremendous early sales and early critical acclaim as it lives up to the hype of being the best porn sequel of the year.
"There seems to be no end to the appeal of our Britney character and fans all over the country are picking up this sex adventure movie and seeing what all of the fun is about," stated the movie's producer Jeff Mullen of X-Play.
The movie is in stores coast to coast from Hustler Video and all expectations are being exceeded with tremendous early sales, popular word of mouth and critical acclaim. Adult movie reviewer Roger Pipe just gave the movie an A. AdultDVD Empire also thought the movie was fantastic offering a review earning a coveted Editor's Pick.
Britney Rears is the ultimate spoof movie which makes fun of the other singing Britney who continues to find herself in the news. "We love poking a little fun at the mainstream celebrity but we do it in a very good natured way," stated the project's co-producer Scott David of X-Play.
Shot on a private Gulf Stream jet, in limos, in fabulous LA mansions, a music soundstage and other spectacular locations, "Britney Rears 2" offers something for everybody. Packed with 7 sex scenes, over 4 hours of total footage and 10 girls having dirty fun, Britney and her group of wild girls find themselves making music videos and having tons of sex.
"From the moment we started production on 'Britney Rears 2', you knew this would be a very special movie. You really get the feeling that you are on this fun celebrity laced sex ride," stated creative director for Hustler Drew Rosenfeld.
Directed by Will Rider who also created the first Britney Rears movie, this action packed sex sequel brings you in close for a very personal look at America's pop-shot princess. With multiple group sex scenes and a penetrating anal featuring Britney's rear, this movie is guaranteed to be one of the most popular porn movies of 2006.
With great pop music, fabulous locations and sizzling sex, "Britney Rears 2" continues to capture the attention of porn loving Americans everywhere as it climbs to the top of the sales charts.
"Britney Rears 2: I Wanna Get Laid" is available from Hustler Hollywood.
While their teacher was busy grading papers, three eighth-grade students in Alabama popped a porn in their classroom's DVD player. We don't condone the underage consumption of our DVDs, but this happened in Alabama. The students were in their mid-thirties.
Now we know why Jesse Jane is always so happy and her husband is always so tired.
There are a few directors out there that would probably like to get their hands on one of Super Soaker's new Oozinators. Take a look at this short clip and you'll understand why. High School is going to totally suck for the kids featured in this ad.
Hustler Video goes hardcore with the debut of "Raw Pussy" which gets to the very essence of why men take girls out to dinner. Packed with gorgeous babes and graphic sex, "Raw Pussy" is for those who love their sex hard, but not disgustingly gross.
"This is for porn lovers who enjoy cute young girls, extreme pussy close-ups and hardcore angles but aren't interested in seeing their favorite starlet's small intestines," stated the movie's engaging director Will Rider.
Shot in a fabulous Hollywood Hills mansion overlooking the Sunset Strip, "Raw Pussy" is packed with beautifully shot hardcore sex and willing girls who are eager to allow their sweet private parts to be explored by fingers, tongues and semen-squirting big hard cocks.
Starring XRCO new starlet of the year Hillary Scott in a smoldering vaginal and anal sex scene that resulted in a premature pop by veteran Billy Glide, Raw Pussy showcases today's favorite young girls in graphic hardcore scenes.
"The fucking guy is a total pro and even he couldn't help himself from busting a nut once inside of Hillary. Half-way through the scene he starts yelling that he's cumming. We had to wait around for an hour for him to get a second load ready so he could bang Hillary a bit more. Her pussy must be fucking amazing," stated Will Rider.
"I guess my raw pussy and ass just wore Billy out because he couldn't stand it anymore and had to cum on me a bit too quickly," stated the blond sex kitten whose own business card reads "professional ass whore".
In fact, the entire female cast of Raw Pussy worked each guy over with an overdose of sexual heat resulting in Samantha Ryan, Roxy Jezel, Nyomi Marcela and the braces wearing Leah Luv to leave their studs emotionally and sexually exhausted following each blistering scene.
Will Rider does a masterful job of capturing the beautiful hardcore action while staying out of the way as each girl sucks, fucks and spits her way to orgasm.
"I loved spitting on the camera lens. That was so nasty and Will really loved it especially when I licked it all off the lens," stated Asian sensation Nyomi Marcela. Nyomi loved working with Will Rider who is porn's fastest rising director having experienced recent success with a number of Barely Legal lines, the Beaver Hunt series and both Britney Rears mega selling movies. "I'm having a fucking ball," he stated.
If you love beautiful girls and hardcore sex but are tired of low budget locations and bad lighting that so many companies stick you with, then "Raw Pussy" is the perfect porn movie to rub one out to. Plus, if you don't find it necessary to gaze deep inside a porn starlet's colon, then "Raw Pussy" is totally hardcore without being disgustingly gross.
"Raw Pussy" is in stores everywhere Tuesday, May 9th from Hustler Video®.
Federal Judge Tosses Deluded Groupie's Motion to Halt Release of "Superhead"
In a motion sending shockwaves through the dumb-groupie community, Karrine Steffans' request for a temporary restraining order against Vivid was denied. When you get paid to have perform on camera, sign a release, have the nickname "Superhead" and have no evidence supporting your claim, we're pretty sure you have no legal standing in a case like this. At least Miss Head will probably sell a few more copies of her book.
From Vivid:
Ms. Steffans had requested a temporary restraining order against Vivid with regard to advertising and a box cover photo of her on the DVD, which Vivid released on April 21st. The DVD features her performing explicit sex scenes with famous adult actor Mr. Marcus that Vivid says clearly demonstrate the notorious sexual prowess for which she earned her nickname.
One of Ms. Steffans' complaints was her allegation that Vivid implied she had an exclusive agreement with Vivid; however, she did not. Judge Schiavelli noted that Ms. Steffans had made an insufficient showing that she was likely to prevail on the merits of her case. Ms. Steffans' underlying lawsuit against Vivid Entertainment Group and Vivid Entertainment LLC for a permanent injunction and money damages over the "Superhead" DVD remains pending before Judge Schiavelli.
You can order your very own copy of "Superhead" from Hustler Hollywood.
We haven't read it, but we're pretty sure that that "Confessions of a Video Vixen" will redefine modern American literature.
Octavio Arizala and 3 other photographers will be showing their work and signing copies of their books at LA's Clair Obscur Gallery this Saturday from 7 to midnight. We're unfamiliar with the work of the other photogs noted on the invite we received (Bob Coulter, Peter Gorman and Dave Naz), but with Octavio's assurance that the evening will be a "battle of the pervs", we're pretty positive we'll like it.
If you're in Los Angeles on Saturday night and looking for a way to fool your girlfriend into thinking you give a damn about art, stop by and peak your head in at 4310 Melrose Ave.
In the interest of full disclosure: There will be an open bar.
Update: We've just been informed that Dave Naz photographs for HUSTLER's sister publications Barely Legal and Taboo. We really need to stop drinking in the morning.
Our visit to yesterday's filming of "The Backwoods of Memphis" has us feeling all macho this morning. We wish there was some way we could accurately describe what we mean. Oh wait…there is…with song!
It's from Trey Parker and Matt Stone's Mormon-and-porn-centric comedy "Orgazmo". Oddly enough, "Orgazmo" is the only movie we've ever known to get an NC-17 rating without showing any female nudity.
PS: Those unfamiliar with what DVDA means only need consult Wikipedia to find out.
We're heading over to the filming of Hustler Contract Girl, Memphis Monroe's "Backwoods of Memphis" this afternoon, but wanted to share some Internets fun with you before leaving.
Child molestors and pedophiles can now update their MySpace profiles using a cell phone. High five for technology bringing people closer together!
Much to the chagrine and dissapointment of our co-workers, we take advantage of HustlerWorld HQ's pants-optional policy. It's liberating. See what it's like for yourself this Friday by observing "No Pants Day".
Ladies, this marks the first important step in shattering that pesky glass ceiling. We wonder if this will lead to more fights.
There are worse things to go into debt for. This is an investment in your future!
This has nothing to do with sex or porn or women, but it's one of the funniest blogs we've encountered in a while.
Residents of the Minneapolis/St. Paul area are in for a treat this week as the femme fatale of hardcore, porn star Gia Jordan, is on her way to the twin cities for a feature dancing engagement. The multiple AVN Award nominated adult film star, who has appeared in Blender and performed in over 100 movies, will be appearing at Dreamgirls in Minneapolis from May 3rd to 6th. That's right, for the next four days and nights you'll be able to meet and interact with Gia in ways you've only dreamt about! Well, at least in the ways permissible under the laws of the great state of Minnesota and city of Minneapolis, of course!
Gia will be available for Polaroids, autographs, and will have plenty of merchandise, including her hot XXX DVDs, on hand. Don't miss your chance to meet Gia in person and see her perform live to musical selections from Social Distortion, Slipknot, Massive Attack, and more.
The Hustler Casino in Gardena, CA has some pretty terrific promotions happening in the month o' May. We're not a gambling man—we lost a week's salary betting on a pie-eating contest once—but the chance to spin the "Lucky Cash Wheel" might make us sell our least favorite kidney (the left one) to raise some scratch before we head on down.
Spring Cleaning Cash Giveaway
Spin to win up to $2,000 four times daily every Tuesday, Wednesday, Saturday and Sunday at 3pm, 5pm, 7pm and 9pm. Just be a seated player at the lucky table and in the lucky seat for your chance to spin our Lucky Cash Wheel for up to $2,000. Spring-cleaning begins Thursday May 4th. Join us for your chance to really clean up!
$5,000 Added Blackjack Tournaments
Join us for an exciting series of $5,000 added blackjack tournaments beginning Thursday May 4th. These tournaments are held the first and third Thursday of each month at 6pm. There will be a $50 buy-in with a $5 entry and one optional re-buy twice each month. Sign-ups being at 5pm. Pick up a flyer with the complete schedule at the casino today.
Memorial Weekend $10,000 Cash Splash
$500 in cash will be given away Saturday & Sunday at 4pm, 6pm, 8pm, 10pm, midnight 1am & 2am. Monday's giveaway will occur at 4pm, 6pm, 8pm, 10pm, midnight and 1am. This will be a profitable and fun weekend for you so plan to arrive early and make the most of this holiday weekend with us.
Weekly $15,000 Guaranteed No Limit Hold'em Tournaments
No Limit Hold'em weekly tournaments continue with a $15,000 guarantee.
Do you hear that? It sounds like a delivery truck pulling up to back of adult video stores nationwide and dropping off Hustler Video's® new releases. Check out our newest titles, all available from your local Hustler Hollywood:
Barely Legal #58 (100 min.)
Stars: Courtney Simpson, Denise K., Keeani Lei, Nadia Styles & Angela Stone
DVD Includes: Hot HUSTLER Trailers, Photo Slide Show, Animated Chapter Index, Hot Sex Talk
Director: Andre Madness
Asian Fever: Tales of the Orient (98 min.)
Stars: Kaiya Lynn, Kat, Annie Cruz, Mika Tan & Keeani Lei
DVD Includes: Behind the Scenes, Hot Sex Talk, Hot HUSTLER Trailers, Photo Slideshow, Animated Chapter Index
Director: Barry Wood
Full Service Fuckers (89 min.)
Stars: Holly Wellin, Barbara Summer, Sophia, Mysti May & Cherokee
DVD Includes: Behind the Scenes, Hot HUSTLER Trailers, Photo Slide Show, Interviews, Animated Chapter Index, Hot Sex Talk
We recently got HUSTLER's newest contract girl, Mya Luanna, on the phone while she was busy preparing to feature dance in New York. After our phone call we understand why she was chosen to represent the brand. Whip-smart, sensual and up for (almost) anything, this Thai transplant is no ordinary porn starlet. In fact, we found ourselves struggling to keep up at several points during the conversation.
Maybe it was her voice. Maybe it was the picture we were looking at when we were talking to her. Maybe we were still drunk from the night before. Whatever the reason, we found ourselves sucked in by this petite beauty's charms and sophistication. We're confident that adult fans world-wide are going to feel the same way.
We wanted to congratulate you for being chosen as a HUSTLER's newest contract girl.
Thank you. I'm excited. I feel like good things happen to those who wait.
What are you doing in NY?
I am feature dancing and I'm doing a bunch of signings at adult video stores.
How's the feature dancing going?
Well tonight's going to be my first night. I'm actually dancing Friday and Saturday night.
Is dancing how you got your start in the industry?
Oh no. I started out doing import modeling. I wanted the best of both worlds, so I started performing as well
You obviously enjoy it then.
Absolutely, I love what I do. It allows be to express myself.
How's that?
With my body language and my voice. The way I move my body. The way I moan.
How long have you been making adult films?
A little bit over a year, so not that long.
What do you think this is going to mean for you and your career?
I think it's really going to get my name out there and people are going to know who I am and really get to know me as a performer and as a person.
What do you want them to know about you?
I want people to know that people can do this for the right reasons. Because they want to do it. Because they enjoy what they do. It doesn't need to be all raunchy and nasty. It can be exotic and sensuous and soft.
What scene would you recommend that they view that would help your fans get to know you.
I really like the scene I did for Desperate House Whores 3. That's one of my best scenes. I had fun, they let me do what I wanted and it came out great.
How does your performances on camera reflect your life off screen?
My personal life is kind of wild, but it's tame in comparison. I can get wild once in a while. On camera, it's more exaggerated. It's still part of who I am, though.
What do you want to say to all the people out there—the ones who know you and your soon-to-be fans and admirers.
Just keep on watching me and you will not be disappointed.
It's been a while since we let James Lipton out of his cage for some exercise, so we thought this would be the perfect opportunity for another installment of "Inside the Porn Actor's Studio".
What's your favorite word?
"Whatever". Is that corny?
What's your least favorite word?
"Cunt." I hate that word.
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
I love smells and someone's smile and eyes and personality.
What turns you off?
Bad breath, bad attitude, cockiness, men who don't have respect for other people or themselves.
What is your favorite curseword?
What the fuck!?
What sound or noise do you love?
I love a man's voice when he moans.
What sound or noise do you hate?
Screaming and yelling.
What profession other than your own would you most like to attempt?
Business and marketing,
What profession would you not like to do?
Be a lawyer or a realtor.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
The newly reopened Mira Vista Resort gives new meaning to the expression "going bareback". Please note that that was not a "Brokeback Mountain" joke.
If you didn't get a chance to see Stephen Colbert at this weekend's White House Correspondants dinner, here's your chance to read the transcript. If you're lazy, you can track down the video here. Dick Cheney's already on route with six-pack and shotgun in hand to take care of business.
Which ever Yahoo! employee is responsible for this headline should get a raise. Or come work for us.
We're linking to this because it's Monday and everybody loves a good mustache.
Encino residents are upset that porn is being filmed in their exclusive neighborhood. We didn't care until we found out that Michael Jackson's family lives a few blocks away. We just know that Jemaine's been snooping around.
We came across this article over the weekend. Alex Yawar over at OhmyNews wrote a doomsday piece arguing that pornography is changing the nature of sex for the worse. We usually wouldn't comment on such drivel, but when he wrote that "rape has been normalized" because of pornography, we were compelled to respond. That's a cheap shot that we expect to hear from some undergraduate women's studies major at Smith, not a member of the press or someone with a penis.
We could spend all day pointing out the flaws in Miss Yawar's argument, but we don't have that kind of time—there's too much porn to watch. Lucky for us, she makes five assertions about how porn has changed the nature of sex. Here are their translations:
1. "Firstly, porn has seeped into the rest of popular culture, significantly altering how people think about sex."
Translation: I caught my mom masturbating and can't get an erection anymore.
2. "Secondly, pornography has made sex more violent."
Translation: My girlfriend tried to stick her finger up my butt and it freaked me out.
3. "Thirdly, there has been a substantial shift in women's perceptions of self as a result of pornography: increasingly, they are unhappy with their most obviously female biological features, and are resorting to plastic surgery to change them."
Translation: I have never seen an episode of Baywatch or watched MTV and must find a way to blame pornography for everything.
Further Translation: My girlfriend won't get implants.
4. "Fourthly, sex has been sped up beyond all recognition. In the era of the Internet and mobile telephony, porn has reduced sex to clip-size, something to be downloaded from server to wireless device, increasingly on the move: McSex."
Translation: I have no idea what I'm talking about.
5. "Given all this, the fifth consequence of the massive and unprecedented pornographization of the developed world does not come as too much of a shock: there is a lot less of the real article about."
It's Monday morning here in HustlerWorld HQ and that can mean only one thing: Our inbox is full of spam. Seeing as how these unwanted solicitations cost an estimated $50 billion a year in lost productivity, we thought we'd do our part and give back.
Here now are the funniest and strangest subject lines we received with grammar, spelling and punctuation left unchanged:
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Our favorite. These hudde teeen babiies, the same ones playing with their pusssies, are in the process of buying a house.
"Do you want splendiferous Girl?"
Whoever said you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear was probably too hopped up on goofballs to realize that men don't really pay attention to stuff like purses.
Larry Flynt welcomes summer by treating fans to a live, interactive sex show featuring two of HUSTLER's hottest contract girls. On Tuesday, June 20, at 5pm (PDT), HUSTLER superstars Mya Luanna and Memphis Monroe will be performing together for the first time anywhere. Tune in to HustlerLive.com, BarelyLegalLive.com or BeaverHuntLive.com to watch these two stunning ladies get to know each other intimately. Treating fans to a 3-hour sex romp, these girls will learn what their admirers desire—then give it to them in real time. 
Mya's partner for the evening is HUSTLER's very own Southern belle, Memphis Monroe. A member of the HUSTLER family since 2005, Monroe captures the girl-next-door appeal that so many men lust after. She's incredibly sexy, yet sweet and approachable. If you haven't already, pick up a copy of Larry's Angels or Barely Legal 54 to see this hot blonde in action. 
The only thing we knew about Van Styles before making our way to Encino last week was that certain girls in the HustlerWorld Compound have a raging hard-on for him and his work. "Ooooh...you're going to a Van Styles set?! I'm so envious", we heard more than once.
It took about .5 seconds for our anger to subside. His mistake was an honest one and he apologized profusely. It also helped that Memphis vouched for him. "He's the easiest director I've ever worked with," she said. If he's good enough for Memphis, he's good enough for us.
Even though he spent the previous day sinning, Mr. Pete almost came prematurely during the scene. He shot up, jumped around for a little bit and calmed himself. Is that even possible? We've ejaculated three times while writing this and we haven't done anything. Life is sometimes unfair. 
A dirty little birdy just dropped this press release into my mailbox. Just thinking about this makes my stomach queazy:
You read that title correctly. Not only is the name of the movie absolutely incredible, but the soundtrack features the music of 
Hustler Video's® much anticipated The Da Vinci Load sold out of all inventory units on its street date, Tuesday, May 23rd. Immediate re-orders were placed to keep up with the growing demand. 
The A-List 
Barely Legal All Stars #6 
Big Round Latin Culos 
Black 'n' Wild #22 (96 min.) 
Riding the Curves #5 
We met Dana at the "
The only DVD stuff that I want to do has to be a big deal. And I only want to do things that I'm personally interested in. Van Styles asked me to do an interracial for him at the convention in Vegas and I'm super stoked about it.
What?
Joanna Angel, whose alt-rock and alt-sex sensibilities are transforming both businesses, dispensed her first column of sassy, smart sex advice in the just-released July issue of music magazine Spin. There will be a new column and sexy photo of Joanna every month. 
After 
HustlerWorld: Tell us more...
"Don't worry, baby. It's going right back in," he assured her and continued plugging away.
LFP Broadcasting LLC, parent company of Hustler TV, today announced a new worldwide exclusive agreement with the UK's adult entertainment company Harmony Films Ltd. Hustler TV will be the PPV and VOD distributor for both current releases, as well as a broad selection of quality library titles. 
The producers of Britney Rears 2 have had very little time to enjoy their fifth consecutive week perched near the top of the AVN sales chart as their production schedule has them busy working on a slate of new movies including Britney Rears 3. 
The Da Vinci Load hits stores TODAY, May 23rd. Directed by multi-award winner Jerome Tanner, The Da Vinci Load whisks you away into a world of intrigue unlocking the darkest secret in human history! Shot in HD, The Da Vinci Load weaves a tale where the Operatives of the Priory of Semen discover that Leonardo Da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa using his own sperm. These keepers of the truth fuck in the name of art and kill anyone who gets in their way.
Take It Black #4 (143 min.) 
Beaver Hunt #4 (95 min.) 
Shut Up and Fuck My A Hole 
We arrived to the set of HUSTLER Exposed—
(Editor's Note:Go Redskins!)
The current issue of the Italian edition of Vanity Fair magazine features a sexy pictorial and in-depth interview with Vivid Girl Savanna Samson. A television program that covered the actual photo session by famed fashion photographer Andrew Eccles has already aired on Sky TV Europe.
Platinum Blue CEO and President Skye Blue will be hitting the airwaves at 6-7pm today on LA's top rated afternoon show with the Goodfellas on Power 106 Radio (KPWR-FM), "Where Hip-Hop Lives".
A question-filled press release for VH1's Supergroup landed in our inbox this morning. We know these are rhetorical, but it's Friday and we're feeling sassy so we're going to answer them anyway... 
This week's episode of the award-winning HBO series, The Sopranos, featured a hot new face that adult film fans should easily recognize. The Bada Bing!, or "office" spot for the Anthony Soprano and home to New Jersey's hottest girls, loves to show off the adult film packages they receive from companies across the country. And just this weekend, Silvio Dante (a.ka. Little Steven), who works for Tony, put up his latest package, sent to him from his friends at Adam & Eve, the movie The Perfect Secretary.
HUSTLER magazine's 32nd anniversary issue hit the newsstands this week with ClubJenna Girl McKenzie Lee on the cover and the newest ClubJenna Girl, Brea Bennett, featured in an inside 10-page pictorial.
With record setting DVD sales for the first two volumes and a consistent presence at the top of the US sales charts for Britney Rears 2, the action adventure porn franchise is the picture of perfection. Plans for the third installment grew from big to huge once record setting sales of Britney Rears 2 were assured. 
Asian Fever #29 (110 min.) 
Anal Nation (112 min.) 
Ghetto Booty #22 (123 min.) 
Busty Beauties (130 min.) 
Continuing the theme of adult entertainment 
The fine folks over at "Breast Awareness Benefits Everyone"—in conjunction with AVN, Erotica LA and the FAME awards—are continuing their mission to end breast cancer by holding a poker tournament at the Hollywood Park Casino on Thursday, June 22nd. Adult starlets scheduled to appear are Stormy Daniels, Carmen Luvana, Kelly Madison and Taylor Wane.
We avoid going to movie release parties like Rosie O'Donnell avoids penis. They're usually held in places that serve $26 bottles of Budweiser. The ratio of sweaty dude to porn starlet is roughly 50:1. We get stuck fighting with photographers for position on the red carpet. They disrupt our sleeping patterns. We miss American Idol. We're forced to wear cologne. 
Cinco de Mayo is traditionally a celebration of the margarita and all of its inherent glory. 
Spread over two tables, the items up for grabs would make anyone consider asking for a line of credit increase—Evander Holyfield's boxing gloves, a print signed by Tony Soprano himself, an autographed Tony Hawk skateboard. We were tempted to go after the signed picture of Paris Hilton just so we could put it in the HustlerWorld bathroom and think of her every time we evacuate our bowels. Her donation was for a good cause, but Paris still sucks. Seriously, fuck her.
The live auction's offerings were worth every penny the lucky winners eventually paid for them. From a lunch date with a Wicked Pictures starlet to a Jagermeister guitar (signed by all the girls in attendance, no less) to a reproduction of Motley Cruë's star on the Walk of Fame, the items were one-of-a-kind. 
Barely Legal: All Girl Slumber Party (88 min.) 
Raw Pussy (126 min.) 
Golden Girls #8 (91 min.) 
Sweet Bitter Moon (134 min.) 
LFP Broadcasting LLC, parent company of Hustler TV, today announced a new long-term, world exclusive agreement with Defiance Films and their sister company Torrid Entertainment. Under the agreement Hustler TV will have access to a large library of films from both companies for use on its PPV and VOD services. Hustler TV continues to sign exclusive adult content featuring titles that not only dominate the adult DVD sales and rental charts but are no longer available on the other adult networks.
Join HUSTLER Magazine in its search for the undiscovered girls of the web. 
We can't agree with Memphis Monroe's pick for this year's American Idol winner—Taylor? Really?—but we must give her credit for the unexpected choice. Most of the girls we know are madly in love with that bald, bag of douche (Chris) and his intense "I'm about to fuck your soul" stare. Not Memphis, though. She's better than that.
The film's director, Caesar Bonobo, had his plate full that day. Shooting four scenes—a feat lesser directors wouldn't dare attempt—is a demanding, if not impossible, task. And he succeeded. Until now, we had never been to a shoot that ran on schedule, regardless of how many scenes were being filmed. Deflecting our efforts to lavish the director with praise for running such a tight ship, Caesar pointed to the women responsible for craft-services and said, "It's all her. Keeping your cast and crew well fed is the most important part." 
Angela Stone, well known for her squirting prowess, had bottles of Smart Water (Editor's Note: Other water is stupid.) on hand to keep herself hydrated during the filming. "I lose a ton of water when I squirt and it has a lot of electrolytes," she explained.
Hustler Video 
In a motion sending shockwaves through the dumb-groupie community, Karrine Steffans' request for a temporary restraining order against Vivid was denied. When you get paid to have perform on camera, sign a release, have the nickname "Superhead" and have no evidence supporting your claim, we're pretty sure you have no legal standing in a case like this. At least Miss Head will probably sell a few more copies of her book.
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Residents of the Minneapolis/St. Paul area are in for a treat this week as the femme fatale of hardcore, porn star Gia Jordan, is on her way to the twin cities for a feature dancing engagement. The multiple AVN Award nominated adult film star, who has appeared in Blender and performed in over 100 movies, will be appearing at Dreamgirls in Minneapolis from May 3rd to 6th. That's right, for the next four days and nights you'll be able to meet and interact with Gia in ways you've only dreamt about! Well, at least in the ways permissible under the laws of the great state of Minnesota and city of Minneapolis, of course! 
The 
Barely Legal #58 (100 min.) 
Asian Fever: Tales of the Orient (98 min.) 
Full Service Fuckers (89 min.) 
Foot Frenzy (120 min.) 
We recently got HUSTLER's newest contract girl, Mya Luanna, on the phone while she was busy preparing to feature dance in New York. After our phone call we understand why she was chosen to represent the brand. Whip-smart, sensual and up for (almost) anything, this Thai transplant is no ordinary porn starlet. In fact, we found ourselves struggling to keep up at several points during the conversation. 
