Jon Lovitz: Forgotten Funnyman
Tragically underrated comedian Jon Lovitz was on Conan O'Brien last week when he told one of the funniest jokes we've heard in months (we're paraphrasing here):
A man and his wife are sitting around their kitchen table during breakfast. The wife looks at her husband and says, "I had the weirdest dream last night...".
The husband asks what the dream involved.
"Well, I was at a penis auction," she explained. "The huge penises were going for thousands. Average penises were going for hundreds."
"What about a penis like mine?" asked the husband.
"They were giving them away," she responded.
Without missing a beat the husband offered, "Believe it or not, I had a very similar dream last night. I was at a vagina auction. The old, used-up, well-beyond-their prime vaginas were going for a thousand. The new, freshly-waxed, 18-year-old girl vaginas were going for two thousand."
"What about my vagina?" his wife asked.
"That's where the auction was taking place."
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