LARRY FLYNT'S HUSTLERWORLD

We can't believe we didn't make mention of this earlier, but All Media Play is throwing yet another one of their bordering-on-legendary, industry-only parties this Saturday. Celebrating the release of Britney Rears 3: Britney Gets Shafted and LA Vice, Jeff Mullen and the All-Media team have gotten all secretive with this event. They're withholding the location from the public until the day before.

No matter, though. We're confident they'll remain true-to-form, deliver the pertinent information and a good time will be had by all.

"They'll be talking about this one for a while," stated All Media Play's grand poobah, Jeff Mullen.

If the success of their previous events is any indication, then the industry will most definitely be buzzing come Monday morning. "All Media Play's last 2 parties were amazing, so I'm not missing this one", exclaimed Britney 3 co-star and Ms. J-Ho herself, Jasmine Byrne.

"Just think, secret private location, free drinks, hundreds of porn babes hanging with Hillary Scott, Sex Z Pictures, Krol Vodka, SugarDVD, Hustler, Britney Rears 3 and LA Vice," Jeff Mullen went on to say. "It doesn't get better than this because every beautiful girl in the business will want to Get Shafted Saturday night."

But hold on a cotton-pickin' minute Mr. Mullen. It does get better. One lucky winner will receive a ride with superstar Hillary Scott and VIP admission to the event compliments of SugarDVD. "I'm totally excited because I get to molest one of my fans," Hillary told us as she enjoyed a delicate, flaky pastry whilst brunching at a sundrenched Beverly Hills sidewalk cafe. Taking a sip of French-pressed coffee and demurely dabbing the corners of her mouth, she added, "I'm super jazzed!"

25 still-lucky runners-up will receive an autographed copy of Britney. Go here to sign up for the contest.

In addition to Ms. Scott, hostesses Samantha Ryan, Jasmine Byrne, Alana Evans and Mia Rose will be joined by, according to the release, "a few hundred of LA's sexiest babes."

And if that isn't reason enough to get your butt out to the secret location, this should do it: Kurt Lockwood will be there.

To RSVP for the shindig, send an E-mail to RSVP@AllMediaPlay.com and note the company you work for.

And if you've yet to pick up a copy of Britney Rears 3 or LA Vice, click your way on over to HustlerHollywood.com and do so now.

¹ We apologize for the title of this post. It is a sad, sad day when this is the best we could come up with.

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