Recap: Crissy Moran and Angie Savage on HustlerLive
We worry. We can't help it. Blame our mother.
We always get anxious on Hustler Live days. There's a multitude of "what ifs" that constantly run through our mind before every show. What if one of the performers gets sick and has to cancel at the last minute? What if the power goes out in the studio? What if our girlfriend shows up and finds out what we really do for a living?
The list of hazards that could potentially derail our girl-girl love train is only limited by our imagination.
Fortunately, no such catastrophe occured last night. We blacked out from being around too-much-pretty only once. Other than the expected slightly late arrivals of Crissy and Angie, yesterday's show was, in the parlance of our times, "The bomb, dawg" and ran quite smoothly. (Editor's Note: American Idol? Really? That's just sad.)
If you've been following our coverage of the event up to this point, you'd know that these two ladies are what some so eloquently refer to as "hot as fuck". Seeing them in person, the similie doesn't hold up. They're actually hotter than fuck. One could easily argue that these two girls hold some responsibility for the melting of the polar ice caps. Honestly though, would Long Island really be missed by anyone? We'll take pretty girls over the Hamptons any day of the week. Except maybe Tuesdays.
There was a noticable tinge of excitement in the air over at VS Media when the girls were getting ready to perform. Although the staff at VS is often in the presence of adult talent, we have a feeling that they were particulary impressed by these two. Even their token gay employee commented on how gorgeous they looked.
Whenever two (or more) women are paired together in the context of making adult entertainment, we always wonder if they'll be a good match. If Tom Cruise can barely make his heterosexuality believable, how can we expect two adult performers to convey chemistry when they just met? Luckily, Angie and Crissy didn't have to fake anything.
"I like to dominate when I'm with women," Angie told us.
"That's good, because I like to be the submissive one," was Crissy's perfect response.
Imagine our surprise when Angie confided to us that she was slightly intimidated by Crissy when they met that evening. "She's just so...pretty," she cooed. The way she was making Crissy squirm and moan on the leopard-print "Liberator", we never would have guessed.
Their instant chemistry probably helped assuage any fears that Mrs. Savage may have initially had. "I'm happy she's so hot. It makes my job easier and a lot more fun," Crissy said.
Not suprisingly, hot girls tend to make our job easier and more fun as well.
If you missed last night's box-munching spectacular, fret not. The next HustlerLive will be May 25th and, in celebration of that asinine immigration legislation being struck down, will feature Daisy and Sativa Rose.
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