LARRY FLYNT'S HUSTLERWORLD

Nothing says "Monday morning" quite like an inbox full of offers for "cuute Russiann teeenies". While we appreciate these efforts to separate us from our hard-earned (Editor's note: That's debatable.) money, we really want to take a look at some sort of spammer business plan. We have a feeling it looks something like this:

What other explanation could there be for the following subject lines?:

"well-favored russsian Ladies in poono!"

"Do you like esthetical Bitch doing glorious blowjoob?"

"Just jolly Eighteen suckking Diick!"

"Russsian delectable Womans here doing graceful bllowjob."

"Just better-looking Ladies suckiing Dicck!"

"Plumper masturbating"

"inssane sweeet asssrammed. vindicatress"

"santana avian parsefloat contract gathering an ballot olympics detention bullpen"

We're not even going to attempt to explain this one.

"Young Girls so grand and fair!"

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