LARRY FLYNT'S HUSTLERWORLD

...and not just an e-mail nuisance that we must continually fight with. But, we're taking the dilemma and making dilemmanade. Here are the funniest subject lines to greet us upon opening our inbox this morning (spelling and puncuation are sure as hell not ours!):

Lessbians play piss game!

Shy shemale blondie shows off

DRUNK BRUNETTE RAPE'D BY SOLDIER alikeness

Drunkk teenns covering each other with hoorse cuum. have

holy Peenis arousee

chance Peniis provvoke

Russiann scenic Lady here doing goluptious blowjoob.
"Goluptious" is actually a word. It means "delicious". We looked it up.

Innocent little girl is being deflorated by two old monsters. loose

Gang*bangging games with drrunk farm_girls. linotypist

relevant biggerr orgaasm

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