LARRY FLYNT'S HUSTLERWORLD

We avoid going to movie release parties like Rosie O'Donnell avoids penis. They're usually held in places that serve $26 bottles of Budweiser. The ratio of sweaty dude to porn starlet is roughly 50:1. We get stuck fighting with photographers for position on the red carpet. They disrupt our sleeping patterns. We miss American Idol. We're forced to wear cologne.

Our list of complaints outweighs Star Jones prior to gastric bypass surgery.

That is why it was with great trepidation that we agreed to attend last night's party for "Test Drive", a Teravision production that features Nikki Benz in her first anal scene. Fortunately, the evening was a success. We got in. We took pictures. We got out. If this was a war, we would have stood on an aircraft carrier's flight deck and unfurled a "Mission Accomplished" banner.

Notables in attendance included Tera Patrick and Evan Seinfeld, Leah Luv, Dennis Rodman (?!), Stefani Morgan, Laci Heart, Nautica Thorn and, of course, Miss Benz herself.

After the jump, a triptych featuring Nikki and her "friends".

We couldn't help it.

Pick up your very own copy of "Test Drive" from Hustler Hollywood today!

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Yo ur tities is so big that I can suck the livin hell out of them until u scream thaT I am tha best luvva eva!!!!!!

Posted by: Darrius | May 13, 2006 11:21 PM

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Nikki Benz's "Test Drive" Release Party

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