LARRY FLYNT'S HUSTLERWORLD

We went all Mission Impossible last night and broke into Hustler Video's Top Secret Script Containment Vault®. With the president of the Van Styles Fan and Book Club's help, we made it through the eye and hand scans, over the piranha-filled moat and snuck by our girlfriend's mom¹.

Putting ourselves in harm's way was worth it, though. We're one of the first people anywhere to read the script for Aphrodisiac, a new production starring HUSTLER Contract girl, Memphis Monroe.

The script has some pretty lofty aspirations. LOOSELY based on Indiana Jones², the story involves a quest for what is, basically, a magical piece of tail. We don't want to give too much away, so we'll just offer a few choice lines:

"I prefer it with your clothes on. Something about watching a naked man get beaten to death strikes me as, well, gay."

"I promise you, I am not as careless as my dead brother. My hands won't be melting away."

"Fuck me for as long as you like—in any way you like. I am here for you."

"I want these mothafuckin' snakes off this mothafuckin' plane!"³

"Two naked babes, consumed with a desire to have sex and you and I can't even touch our dicks! If that's not torture, I don't know what is!"

Filming is slated to begin on the feature early next month. Check back often as we'll be keeping you updated about what some are calling Hustler Video's® most ambitious project to date.

¹ When did they add her to the payroll?

² HustlerWorld. Keeping the lawyers away since 2006.

³ Not actually part of the script.

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