Right away, we were treated to Angela Stone and Flower Tucci going at it with a double-sided dildo. Ass to ass, they were doing their best to make sure each other "fucking [came]". As we took a seat, we couldn't help but sympathize with the duo. It was incredibly hot that day and judging by the sweat covering each of the girls, they were feeling the Sun's effects. Angela was having a difficult time getting a firm grasp on her end of the toy because of the accumulated sweat, causing a slight hiccup in filming.

"I have a double-sided glass one in my car if you need it," Flower offered to her scene partner, continuity be damned.

As it turned out, it wasn't necessary. Always the consummate professional, Angela wiped off the toy, repositioned herself and jumped right back in—ass first. Judging by what we saw and what we heard when things picked back up, we're excited to see the finished product. Girl/girl scenes usually aren't our thing, but Caesar's direction and choice of cast made this day an exception. It also helped that there were approximately 45 different pairings to choose from. Variety really is the spice of life. Or porn. Take your pick.

It wasn't until the next scene—featuring Gia Givanna and Ariana Jolie—that we found out the movie's premise. We had initially thought that Girlzsportz was a silly name. When we saw a man wearing a referee's jersey and the rolling out of what-we-cannot-call-by-its-actual-name-so-we're-going-to-call-it-a-Slide-That-Causes-Users-To-Slip, things made more sense.

The basic idea was that each one of the scenes was part of a larger contest being "judged" by a panel of esteemed members of the adult entertainment community. After a series of fun, light-hearted porn games, a winner would be announced. The overall winner would then get to fuck none other than Devon Michaels, who was also providing running commentary throughout the scenes. We won't ruin the surprise and tell you who wins, but we'll give you a hint: Her name rhymes with Beva Bangelina and she's in the next paragraph.

Up next were Eva Angelina, August and what can only be described as the biggest sex toy known to man. Seriously, it was probably 3 feet long, 8 inches around and must have weighed 7 pounds. When asked about what it was like working with the prop, Eva told us, "I feel like my forearms have gotten a workout."

Speaking of workouts, Devon hits the gym no less than 5 times per week. "Not because I'm healthy, because I'm crazy" she told us. While we can't attest to her insanity, we can say this: Daaaaaamn girl! You got you some great legs.

The highlight of this particular scene came when Eva referred to the style of her pubic hair as a "Hitler mustache." Upon closer inspection, we had no choice but to agree. Not quite a landing strip, but not completely shaven, it fell somewhere between the 2nd and 4th Reich. We're going to have to take a moment to fully appreciate that joke, please excuse us.

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While we were taking a break from watching Eva and August compete, we had a nice chat with Gianna Lynn. In the business for about a year, what struck us most about this art school student was her poise and the fact she was reading Get A Grip On Dreams by Maeve Ennis and Jennifer Parker. In our illustrious, months long career, we have yet to encounter anyone reading a book on set before. We're not saying that it doesn't happen, we just haven't encountered it until now.

She also showed us some of her artwork she had saved on her phone. We actually liked it. Usually, we just humor artists when put in this position, but her work was actually interesting. Very feminine, but not overly so. Once her website gets up and running, she plans using it to promote and sell her paintings.

Our conversation was cut short when she was called to perform with Ariel X. It was also nearing the end of the day, so two scenes were going to be shot simultaneously. In addition to Gianna and Ariel filming, Devon and Eva (the day's big winner) were going to be putting each other through their sexual paces nearby. We didn't know where to direct our attention. One moment, Gianna is pounding away at Ariel with a strap-on, and the next, Devon is screaming, "MY HEAD IS GOING TO FUCKING EXPLODE!" If there was ever a time to envy the monocular vision of birds, this was it.

We focused on the foreplay between Ariel and Gianna when Eva's guttural, orgasmic moaning demanded us to take notice. Caesar told us earlier in the day that, "[He] was up late, so [he] was pacing himself." It looks like this decision worked, because our view was that of Caesar standing over an akimbo Eva and Devon, straddling the two like Colossus at the Gates of Rhodes, getting the angle he needed. Only a man bursting with energy could pull something like that off at the end of a 12 hour shoot.

Before we got too comfortable, Gianna's sensual moan caused us to look back in her direction. It was Ariel's turn to dominate now and that's exactly what she did to our new favorite art student. We could tell that Miss X (Editor's Note: Apparently, she's not using her "slave name") was used to being in control. The only brief lapse in this sub/dom dynamic occurred when Gianna told Ariel to spit in her mouth, which she was more than happy to do. Gianna then took this spit and proceeded to fellate Ariel's temporary penis. We're usually not into the spitting thing, but we'll admit it, that was fucking hot.

This back and forth continued for quite some time, the screams and moans and sighs of each duo fighting for dominance in the suburban backyard. We really can't say which pairing we liked more, because our enjoyment was more of a cumulative thing—the whole being greater than the sum of its parts and whatnot.

When everyone was finished, the obligatory showers were taken, goodbyes were said and tears were (not) shed. We left the set that day in a drunken girl-love stupor.

We then proceeded to get lost on our way home.

Look for GirlzSportz to become available sometime in the next few months. In the meantime, why not to a look at Caesar's other films? All you need to do is click here. You know how to click don't you? Just put your finger on your mouse and press.