Britney Rears 3 Will Be A Summer Blockbuster
So what if Pirates of the Caribbean 2 took in over $135 million during the weekend? Disney's swashbuckling epic features neither Hillary Scott nor a time machine. And while Johnny Depth's portrayal of buckaneer Jack Sparrow is truly inspired, he can't hold a candle to John E. Depth's portrayal of the pimp-like talkshow host, Shafted.
After the jump you can view the entire, unedited release. It's full of completely real, not-made-up, 100% actual quotations from those involved in the movie's production. Like this one from Hillary Scott...
"My god, I'm having so much fun playing Britney. I forgot that so many people all over the country know about her. This is a really big feature movie series and the entire Britney character is really funny so when they asked me to do it, I jumped at the chance."
Britney Rears 3: Britney Gets Shafted has all the makings of a summer smash from the entertaining story of time travel back to the 1970s, to the colorful disco outfits to the highly charged performance of today's reigning gonzo princess Hillary Scott playing the role of Britney Rears.
Not only did Hillary jump at the chance, she provides the fun loving Britney Rears with a sexual boost due to her incredible sexual performances. "Hillary Scott is a dirty little girl," claimed the movie's director Will Rider. "As Britney Rears, she takes a sweet as pie character and opens her up to a whole new world of sights, sounds and crazy sex."
"I had a chance to preview some footage during an editing session in Hollywood and I was blown away with what I saw. First off this is a fun as hell movie which is obvious from the hilarious opening sequence where the girls play around with the time machine. It's a funny movie and I'm starting to laugh again now just thinking about it", stated Drew Rosenfeld of Hustler Video.
The story begins with Britney buying a time machine off of eBay and getting blasted back into 1974 with her friend played by Jasmine Byrne during the height of the disco era.
Britney gets introduced to a pimp-like television show host named Shafted played brilliantly by J. Depth who mistakes Britney for the show's sexy co-host who called in sick that day. Before realizing where she is and what year it is, Britney gets coerced into co-hosting the popular music and dance countdown show. Think American Bandstand meets Soul Train with incredible ass shakin' going on and you get the picture.
Gorgeous babes are everywhere as the precision camera work captured the dolled up disco divas shakin' their money-makers like there's no tomorrow. The TV show soundstage is incredible and unlike anything ever seen in a porn movie, but the sexy eye candy is what it's all about, setting this up to be a great stroke flick.
Britney and Jasmine figure out what happened to them and although Jasmine is quite happy having sex with guys back in 1974, Britney does everything in her power to get her time machine back so that they can rejoin 2006.
Private jets, limos, luxurious mansions, beautiful locations and 8 naked girls having hardcore sex make Britney Rears 3 a winner. The fact that XRCO Best New Starlet of the Year Hillary Scott is playing Britney Rears helps make this the can't miss movie of the summer.
Britney Rears 3 stars Hillary Scott, Jasmine Byrne, Victoria Sweet, Alana Evans, Kat, Melissa Martinez, Jenna Presley and Naomi in over 3 hours of hot horny feature movie fun. Get shafted and have some summer fun with Britney Rears.
Britney Rears 3: Britney Gets Shafted will be in stores August 22nd from X-Play/Hustler Video.
And while you're waiting for BR3:BGS to hit the shelves, make sure you're caught up with the entire franchise. It'd be like watching Return of the Jedi without seeing A New Hope or The Empire Strikes Back.
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