Cum On My Tattoo, The Sequel
If Joanna and her company, Burning Angel, are following the traditional narrative arc associated with trilogies, then Cum On My Tattoo 2 (Editor's Note: That's a rough one to say aloud) should involve some killer plot points and story advancement. Will the tattoos be finished or just outlines waiting to be colored in? Will Joanna find out that her tattoo artist is actually her father? Will the fellowship break up? You'll be able to find out on August 14th, when COMT2 hits shelves.
Oh wait, it's a gonzo release. There is no plot. Just lots o' sex and cumming on tattoos. In fact, if the boxcover isn't lying straight to our fucking face, there are 18 cumshots in all. That's a lot of potential children that aren't being born for your entertainment. We hope you're happy.
"COMT2 is a vast improvement on the already popular COMT," said Ms. Angel (or Mrs. Deen, depending on who you're talking to). "With BurningAngel Entertainment, we are growing at the speed of sound, making much better movies with better camera work, more scenes, more sex, and most importantly...more cum!"
The movie also features original music of the non-bum-chica-waa-waa variety.
The movie won't be out for a few weeks, so you can sate your alt-porn alt-appetite by visting alt-Hustler Hollywood and picking up the originial COMT or any of Joanna's other titles.
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