LARRY FLYNT'S HUSTLERWORLD

But we can be rented...

We kid, we kid.

We may work in porn, but that doesn't mean we've lost all sense of ethical direction. That's why we were a little surprised to receive a care package from the hardworking folks over at All Media Play/X-Play. It was thanks for our "stories, reviews and interviews" that have helped make the Britney Rears line one of the most successful in adult entertainment. Awww...you really shouldn't have.

And in case you're wondering what our little gift box contained, there's a rundown...after the jump.

A SugarDVD/Britney coffee mug

The best part of waking up is Britney on your cup. (Editor's Note: That was the worst joke you've ever made)

A dildo from Glow Industries—Don Wands— "As seen in Britney's Rear"

This line has been making us chuckle since we've received it. It's a high-quality toy as well. Our lady-friends are currently fighting over it.

Krol Vodka

Our drunk of a neighbor enjoyed this tremendously.

A personalized Britney post-it pad from TLA Video

To do: Watch Britney Rears 3 again.

A Vibrating Bullet from SexToy.com

Our lady-friends are currently fighting over who gets this as well.

The much heralded Screaming O vibrating condom ring

When hell freezes over and we know the touch of a woman once again, we'll make sure to use this. We've been wanting to try it out for a while now.

Good Head Oral Delight Gel from Doc Johnson

Same goes for this.

We would have promoted the movie regardless (we loves us some Hillary Scott), but we have to admit that this personal touch is why All Media Play/X-Play rank among our favorite producers of smut. Our only concern now is whether or not we need to declare this on our taxes.

Now go out and buy Britney Rears 3 before the taxman comes and takes our stuff away.

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