Britney Rears To Shave Head Bald
We don't even want to comment on this release because it would be too easy. Instead, read it for yourself:
Although pop singer Britney Spears recently shaved her head at a Los Angeles salon, there is no firm confirmation that Britney Rears will be shaving her skull in Britney Rears 4: Britney Goes Gonzo.
"There has been some producer talk but I can't see myself shaving my head for Britney 4," stated Hillary Scott who is wrapping up the final scenes of the fourth installment of the popular series from X-Play/LFP this week.
"You know, Britney Spears just can't keep her name out of the press and that works just fine for our X-rated series," stated the series co-producer Jeff Mullen. "We have depended less and less on comparisons between Britney Spears and Britney Rears as each volume evolves but this type of crazy news is always good."
In fact, Britney Rears 3 dealt with time travel going back to the disco days of 1974 but the current Spears' hype opens the floodgates to new storylines. "We did purchase a set of hair clippers just in case we can convince the AVN Female Performer of the Year to shave her head bald," joked Mullen.
"I think they're all crazy," Hillary said.
In Britney Rears 4, Hillary Scott reprises her award winning role as one of America's most popular porn characters. Her ever present lollipop takes on an aphrodisiac like quality causing everyone around the pop sensation to become incredibly horny. Wild sexual acts take place everywhere and when her manager discovers a Britney porno on the internet, all hell breaks loose.
Britney Rears 3: Britney Gets Shafted is in stores now and Britney Rears 4: Britney Goes Gonzo will be out in late spring from X-Play/LFP Video.
We can't help ourselves. Our comment (which Photoshopped goodness) comes after the jump.
Ms. Rears is only a haircut away from becoming Telly Savalas—she's already got the lollipop.
If we were going to makes this movie, we'd call it "Hojack: Who Fucks Ya, Baby?" and we'd tap an African American for the lead in homage to the wonderful casting of Michael Clark Duncan in Daredevil.
We're so progressive we're actually writing this from the future.
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