LARRY FLYNT'S HUSTLERWORLD

This question is asked of us on an almost daily basis. Whether we're at church, the supermarket or picking up our children from day care, some dude always wants to know: Hey, how can I get into the adult movie business?

Take, for instance, this most recent inquiry (this E-mail is unedited and all personal details have been removed):

"how can I become a porn star I have a perfect cock l was born in the year of the cock 1969. I have been told I should be a porn star by several women strippers tell me they love me, I picked out a few good names my body is super sweet if I do some sit ups, but if I hold in my lil gut i\'m perfect 9 i\'m 5\' 11.75 inches tall and 180 lbs.), i have no hiv.... it\'s a grower not a shower...6.5 inches and never used viagra...but willing to try no heart conditions , can go for ever if i slow down b4 cumming espescially with lil loose kittys, i respect women and have never hit 1 in my life even after 2 threw phones at me 1 WAS MY LIL SISTER), what is it with women and phone throwing? i\'ve been told my ass looks like micheal angelos david, but it could use some firming up im 38 and look like 25....if interested give me a call my cell phone # is redacted. THANKS FOR READING THIS i HOPE IT GETS TO THE RIGHT PLACE i'M SICK OF WORKING WITH COMPUTERS, i LOVE SEX, IT'S EITHER THIS OR JOIN THE redacted pOLICE dEPT. THANKS FOR FORWARDING THIS MESSAGE TO THE RIGHT PEOPLE I\'M GOOD, I HOPE THEY GIVE YOU A BONUS!!! LARRY FLINT ROCKS HE BUILT AN EMPIRE I WATCHED THE MOVIE
redacted (REAL NAME) CRYSTAL CLEAR RECORD...BUT I\'M ABOUT TO LOSE MY HOUSE!"

Our response to every guy who's ever asked how they can become talent, after the jump...

You can't.

Unless you are gay, know someone in the industry, can ride the coattails of your girlfriend as she enters the business or have a profoundly ginormous penis, there is NO WAY you are going to break into the porn world.

Period.

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I love the sex whit two girls

Posted by: Juan | May 17, 2007 06:23 AM

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