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iGasm Is Not iOK with Apple

News of the World amusingly reports that "shocked iPod bosses are iRate" over a sex toy and its accompanying advertising campaign.

Ann Summers' iGasm is a device that hooks up with your iPod and syncopates the music with a vibrator. The sales pitch reads: "Go at it hard and fast with a pounding drum 'n' bass track or chill with ambient classic." The ad itself looks like the ubiquitous "silhouettes" Apple has unleashed on buildings and bus stops worldwide, except there's a wire coming out of the lady's cooter region.

Apple has reportedly sicced the lawyers on the Ann Summers retail chains, sending what amounts to be a takedown notice: "We hope this request to remove it immediately will prevent us having to consider further action."

Whatever.

We're more interested in seeing the thing in action, as we welcome any and all bedroom assistance. Actually, we just want to make the most absurd playlist possible and subject our girlfriend to it. A few ideas:

  • "Dueling Banjos" by Arthur "Guitar Boogie" Smith and Don Reno
  • Anything by The Residents
  • "Raining Blood" from Slayer
  • "Benzi Box" by DangerDoom
  • Wu-Tang's entire catalog

    If there are any other songs or artists that might freak our special lady out, send 'em along. We grow tired of monogamy.


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