Porn Stars Are Corruptors of the World
Well, according the the Iranian parliament they are. As CNN reports, the country's governing body approved that "producers of pornographic works and main elements in their production are considered corruptors of the world and could be sentenced to punishment as corruptors of the world."
The term "corruptor of the world" is taken from the Koran where it is considered to be the most heinous of individual criminal offenses. Because the Iranian government is so awesome, this particular crime is punishable by death. Who would of thought that filming 3 people in consensual, double-anal sex would have anything to do with the erosion of global values?
We don't want to live in a world where those responsible for creating titles like Cum Junkies Like Cock, Do Me Right, White Boy #18, and The Gapes of Wrath can be punished with the ol' noose.
But then we remember we don't live in that world. We have color television, paved roads, and personal hygiene. They have lashings, extremism, and diarrhea inducing cuisine.
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