Rock? It's Your Decision...
You probably won't find this through NetFlix or rummaging around some dusty thrift store with other dumpster-diving hipsters, but the good folks at 5minutestolive.com have done the legwork for you. Isn't that nice of them?
What has any of this to do with porn? Er, quite a lot actually... rock music, drugs, suicide, bad fashion, and bad music. Case closed.
As the DVD sleeves states, this is an amazing Christian propaganda film that focuses on the evils of rock music. See young Jeff ignore his mother and his preacher as he turns to the evil pleasures of really bad 70's cock rock. Apparently rock leads to all things bad, including suicide, drug use and amazingly awful fashion.
One of the most famous and wonderful of all Christian scare films, this one really packs on the preachy moments, going as far as showing a fully converted Jeff telling his rock n' roll friends that they are nothing by evil sinners, living the devil's life of rock debauchery.
Also on this disc is the jaw dropping video Ms. Velma's Most Incredibly Magnificent Christmas Week! Ms. Velma is an L. A. evangelist who teaches that beauty and fashion go hand and hand with the Lord and his word. This is her Christmas special, which she performs in a completely empty auditorium along with her youth choir, which is made up of a bunch of 42-year-old men!
For more info, head on over to 5minutestolive.com
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Glad you guys manage to post the kind of stuff other porn blogs don't!
This movie looks pretty damn funny.
Posted by: Quintin Blog | August 14, 2007 07:33 PM