Because We Used to Listen to Biohazard and Tera Patrick's Stupid Hot
A question-filled press release for VH1's Supergroup landed in our inbox this morning. We know these are rhetorical, but it's Friday and we're feeling sassy so we're going to answer them anyway...
Do you like it hard?
Why, yes, yes we do. Unless we're talking about cheese. Then we prefer a nice havarti.
Do you like it loud?
Sometimes, depending on our caffeine intake. We get headaches if we haven't had enough coffee.
Can't get enough of the girls, guitars, and some of the biggest names in rock?
Can you ever really have too much Sabastian Bach? He played the lead in Phantom of the Opera for Chrissakes!
Then tune in Sunday, May 21st at 10:00 pm for the premiere of VH1's SuperGroup!
We will!
Nowhere else will you find Pornstream's Reigning Princess Tera Patrick, the skull-crushing Evan Seinfeld, and rock music's heaviest metal icons Ted Nugent, Jason Bonham, Scott Ian (Anthrax kicks tits!) and Sebastian Bach all under the same rowdy Las Vegas roof. With music careers spanning over 20 years for each member of this super group, not only is each deemed a superstar in their own genre of music, but have sold over 70 million albums combined.
Locked in a mansion known as Disgraceland (This is kind of funny) for thirteen days to write and record new original music, sparks will fly beneath the desert sky as this "meeting of the minds" come together under the SuperGroup's moniker DAMNOCRACY.
"I am extremely proud to have been asked to be a part of VH1's biggest production of all time and honored that my name was thought of amongst the likes of Ted, Sebastian, Scott, and Jason", said Seinfeld. "There were so many zany antics during the filming of SuperGroup but I wouldn't want to spoil the surprises by giving them away. VH1 has been very good to Tera and myself thus far and look for us doing lots more with them soon."
With mega-star manager Doc McGhee (Bon Jovi, Kiss, Skid Row, Motley Crue) leading the pack, filming for the show kicked off on February 22nd and concluded with a "knock down - drag out" headlining set at the Empire Ballroom in Las Vegas on March 5th.
Amidst all the chaos, the bad boys of metal were joined by sultry sex goddess Tera Patrick for a steamy photoshoot that made the desert heat seem tame in comparison. "It was so much fun to hang out with the other rockstar wives, they were all really cool and we had such a great time," commented Patrick.
Don't miss all the skin, sin, and rock 'n' roll debauchery that only a Las Vegas "lock down" and VH1 could produce with the hardest names in rock music and the hottest vixen in the adult industry. Join Evan Seinfeld, Ted Nugent, Jason Bonham, Scott Ian, Sebastian Bach, and the legendary Tera Patrick for SuperGroup on VH1! As Tera and Evan continue to explode on the mainstream scene, keep your eyes peeled as you never know where they might pop up next. SuperGroup airs every Sunday at 10 pm on VH1. Each week after the show airs, tune in to VH1 Classics at 11pm and catch the show recap with the band.
For more information about Tera Patrick, Evan Seinfeld or Damnocracy, click on their links.
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