LARRY FLYNT'S HUSTLERWORLD

It's Monday morning here in HustlerWorld HQ and that can mean only one thing: Our inbox is full of spam. Seeing as how these unwanted solicitations cost an estimated $50 billion a year in lost productivity, we thought we'd do our part and give back.

Here now are the funniest and strangest subject lines we received with grammar, spelling and punctuation left unchanged:

"aesthetical Young Eighteen so admirable and youung."

"Russiian resplendent Eighteen here doing fine-looking blowjobb."

"grandiose russian bonnie Schoolgirls here!"

We knew that russian Schoolgirls could be grandiose, but we thought that only scottish Lasses could be bonnie.

"admirable russian well-favored Slut here!"

"well-favored Yooungest Bitch in hard fuckinng."

"delightful Just Lady and tasteful Teens from Your dreamm!"

"adorable Innocentt Slut getting dear it annally!"

"nice Innnocent Bitch getting splendid it annally!"

"Black monsters uncenssored bangiing young . warner"

"Hudde teeen babiies playing with their pusssies! escrowee"

Our favorite. These hudde teeen babiies, the same ones playing with their pusssies, are in the process of buying a house.

"Do you want splendiferous Girl?"

Whoever said you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear was probably too hopped up on goofballs to realize that men don't really pay attention to stuff like purses.

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