On the Set: Car Wash Angels
After spending Saturday around one of the newest faces in adult entertainment, we spent Sunday around one of the oldest. Unforunately, the face wasn't that pretty. It also had a mustache. And was wearing glasses.
We were on the set for the remaking (reimagining?) of Jim Holliday's Car Wash Angels when we ran into one of the founding fathers of the industry.
We are, of course, talking about Bill Margold, one of porn's originators and great historians. A little birdie, namely Bill himself, informed us that Burt Reynold's character in Boogie Nights was partly based on him. His roots are deep.
When we came across Gram Ponante, America's Beloved Porn Journalist®, he informed/warned us that we should set aside a decent amount of time for an interview with Bill. We never take redheads seriously, so we didn't heed his warning. We should have.
Our conversation went something like this:
HustlerWorld: So, tell us a little about this movie.
Bill: (15 minute response about porn)
HustlerWorld: Interesting...
Bill: (10 minute lecture on porn's loss of soul, Brokeback Mountain and why he hates implants)
HustlerWorld: Tell us more...
Bill: (15 minutes on his time spent as a flag-football center)
HustlerWorld: They're starting to shoot the scene, we better get going...
Exuant
We actually enjoyed our conversation tremendously. Bill's an insanely smart and passionate man. However, we were on set that day to watch Samantha Roxx and Van Damage screw on top of a pile of tires. A Brief History of Porn will have to wait for another post.
Judging by her last name, Samantha doesn't do anal. However, during her pre-scene interview, we learned that she likes to party, she's got one of those smoky and sexy voices, she's a Buddhist and she once sucked off a midget. "I charged double my rate," she said about the midget. This struck us as rather unfair, seeing as how he was probably half the size of a real boy.
During their explosive scene together, Van Damage prematurely finished. "Dammit. Dammit. I should have stopped," he complained. No matter though, he was ready to go again after a 5 minute rest. You read that right. His turnaround time was approximately 300 seconds. It sometimes takes us weeks between erections and here was a man (wearing a hot pink wife-beater, mind you) getting wood after a few moments rest. If they ever create a pill that lets us have that skill, we're totally getting a prescription.
With wood regained, the banging continued. "Don't take it away," Samantha whined when Mr. Damage pulled out for a brief moment.
"Don't worry, baby. It's going right back in," he assured her and continued plugging away.
During round two of their scene, Nick Manning strolled onto the set in preparation for his. He was barefoot and wearing a robe with "MANNING" embroidered across the back. One crew member remarked that he had never seen him not in a robe. When asked about it, his response, much like Tommy Gunn's from the previous day, was earnest and hard to make fun of. "This was a Christmas gift from Cassie Courtland," he said. "No one's going to steal it. My name's written across the back." You already have a gigantic cock and screw for a living, do you have to be a nice guy too? Maybe Kurt Lockwood will have something we can work with.
When Samantha and Van Damage were finished, Samantha asked him how he liked his "rim job" (Editor's Note: Yuck, yuck, yuck). He responded, "It was great, now you need to go wash my car."
Pornography. It's just like Shakespeare, but with more penetration.
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Comments
wanted ... moore of this ... 'on the set car wash' ... for my addeds on 2007 ... please advise for all hot babes that involves cars in the scenes ... and including non member pics, if any ... i will use them if they are
sew good, thanks, already.
current only please.
... even bikini pics, if any.
Posted by: William Daniels | May 25, 2006 12:59 AM
What?
Posted by: HustlerWorld | May 25, 2006 05:09 AM