Cindy Crawford, Now With Sex Toy Line
We complained earlier today that the adult entertainment industry might be running out of puns. But then, the pornography Gods smiled and sent us this little biddy, chock full of 'em in the first paragraph:
When it's time to put the "hop" back in the sack or you just want to make your partner "jump" for joy, Cindy Crawford and Pipedream have a basket full of goodies for you! Cindy's new "Luv Bunny" line of titillating toys.
There's never too much of a good thing and with Cindy Crawford's Luv Bunny Strap On you'll have all the bases covered for maximum pleasure. With a dial set of multi-speeds to choose from not only does this little devil fill you with pulsating joy but the soft jelly bunny ears at the base are perfectly placed to deliver the most erotic stimulation in two areas at once! The best part about this love rocket is that it will send your partner into outer space leaving your hands free to do with as you please, but that's up to you!
When you're ready to take it to the next level of bedroom mischief then look no further than Cindy Crawford's Tongue Tickler. This pink vibrating wonder is a must have in any frisky toy collection because not only does it send pulsating waves of comfort to your most aching areas but it also rotates for an added kick that will send you and your lover into over-drive! Adjustable speeds let you control every step of the action and just when you thought it couldn't possibly get any better let the triple action of the tongue tickler take you over the edge targeting yet another erogenous zone! This luv bunny will have you seeing stars.
Love the toys but feeling lonely? Is that special someone out of town and you need a little fantasy release. Cindy's here for you and she'll never say, "No". Let Cindy Crawford's Fuck Doll fulfill your wildest desires. Made in Cindy's own personal and lustful image, explore every inch of this insatiable sex icon for yourself! Wonder no more what it's like between the sheets with one of the industries hottest sex goddesses. You'll find yourself spending more time in the bedroom and who better to share it with than Cindy!
And, true believers, guess what? You can find these and numerous other Pipedream Products from the Academy Award™ Winning Hustler Hollywood.
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