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The New York Times asks, "Do My Knees Look Fat to You?" As a matter of fact, they do. Now go get me a sandwich, fatty!
Admit it. You used to masturbate to Pamela Anderson's slo-mo run along the beach at the beginning of every Baywatch episode. Think that's still possible? Sheesh.
This story reminds of us a joke a dearly departed grandmother told us: What's better than winning five gold medals at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.
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