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Scientists have developed a robot that can check for lumps in women's breasts. What's next? A machine that women can use to please themselves?
Turns out that Mrs. Paul McCartney (Heather Mills) is a dirty, dirty whore. True story: We were drunk in an East Hampton bar when the soon-to-be-divorced couple walked in. In our stupor we bellowed, "Is that Paul Simon and his one-legged wife?!" Who's getting the public beating now?
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Posted by: cxyqby | May 23, 2007 06:09 PM