The Dirtiest Mouths in Porn
We stopped by the set of Zero Tolerance's Girlvana 2 yesterday expecting some traditional, girl on girl hardcore action. We didn't know beforehand that we would be in the company of two of the filthiest mouths in the industry: Nikki Nieves and Jenna Pressley. We tried to count how many times the F-bomb was dropped in the two hours were were there. We lost count at around 300. We also tried to keep track of how often they spat upon one another, but again, we failed. A conservative estimate would be between 60 and 70.
It was amazing to see a crew—usually immune to such dirty talk—almost blush when Miss Nieves and Miss Presley would spew forth a torrent of obscenity . Mike Quasar, the film's director, had to turn the camera off at one point and ask the girls to tone it down. A porn director asked his two performers to ease up on the pottymouth...that's saying something.
There's a point in everyone's life when they are absolutely certain they are going to Hell. For us, that point came yesterday.
Following the jump, the highlights of what was said during the day's sojourn.
"Your cunt tasted so fucking good." — Jenna
"Yours tasted like watermelon." — Nikki
"You like 3 fingers in your cunt, you dirty little bitch?" — Jenna
"I'm eating a buffet of fucking cunt." — Nikki
"That's it you fucking bitch. Cum in my fucking face. Baptize me." — Nikki
"Call me your nasty fucking whore." — Jenna
'What a good fucking bitch with your lips wrapped around my fucking asshole." — Nikki
"Be my bitch and eat my soul you fucking whore." — Nikki
"Breath bitch, breath. Don't turn blue." — Nikki
"I'm a World War whore." — Nikki, making General Patton proud
"You like being right up in my fucking birth canal?" — Nikki
"I'm fine with the dirty talk, but please never refer to it as a 'birth canal' again." — Mike Quasar
"I'm going to feed my fucking sickness." — Nikki
"Fucking baptize me in your love, you dumb bitch." — Nikki
"Fuck me like a dirty little whore." —Jenna
"I'm gonna fuck you like the ditch-pig whore you are." — Nikki
"Does it fucking amuse you how I fuck you." — Nikki, channeling Goodfellas
"Go back to where you were spitting in each other's mouth." —Mike Quasar
"Eat my fucking dirt box." — Nikki
"Look into my fucking soul, bitch." — Nikki
"Does my ass taste like a million dollars?" — Jenna
"It tastes like more than that." — Nikki
"Stuff my ass like a fucking Thanksgiving turkey, you worthless bitch." — Nikki
"Fuck my fucking mud bucket." — Nikki
"Of my fucking fuck god of the world." — Nikki
"Right in your mutt pussy, you little hood-rat whore." — Nikki
"Give me what fucking pertains to me." — Nikki
"That's it, double dip my fucking whore holes you dumb slut." — Nikki, referencing Seinfeld
"Yes, I'm a flithy fucking fuck ass pig whore." — Nikki
"I'm so happy I got to work with you." — Jenna
Now, you're going to have to wait a few months before Girlvana 2 hits the stores, but you can take a look at the first installment. And do you know where you can get it? That's right, Hustler Hollywood.
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