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The President and Porn

president.pngLast week, Vivid's release concerning Savanna Sampson's political ideologies got us thinking. What do other members of the adult industry think about the upcoming election? So, we did what any fake journalist would do...we turned to MySpace.

In a grossly informal poll, we asked about 50 members of the industry (directors, reviewers, performers, etc.) their thoughts on the current crop of presidential hopefuls. We received 12 responses and made up one (take a guess which one). While this may seem like a woefully low number, keep in mind that the average voter turnout for presidential primaries is only slightly above 7%. What we're saying is that we totally crushed the mainstream electorate on this one.

Take a look at the responses and why our love for Will Ryder grows stronger and stronger every day...

Shay Laren (performer)

"Obama...The number one reason is that he famously opposed the Iraq invasion. Other than that, he's right on the issues. He's political tone is refreshing."

Angie Savage (performer, HW Crush Object)

"Hillary Clinton. Lets get a bitch in the office."

Roger T. Pipe (owner/operator, RogReviews.com)

"I would say at this point it would a dead heat between Rudy and Obama. Serious questions remain (for me) about Rudy Re: Porn and Obama about his recent pledge to raise the self-employment tax. Since both apply to me, I'm nervous. "

Casey Parker (performer)

"Well, I really wish Al Gore would run...he has done so much already. I would totally vote for him. But right now, I like Obama. I still have to see more of Hillary so I can make up my mind..."

Ron Jeremy (performer, hedgehog personifier)

"Clinton, we love Clinton. She represents the issues at hand and has the backing of a winner in many areas from past track record."

Charlie Laine (performer, HW Crush Object #2)

"Hilary Clinton, because we've had a bunch a pussies as presidents... might as well have a vagina."

Gianna Lynn (performer)

"I support former Senator Mike Gravel's issues. I like his proposition of a fair tax (one of the new features of that tax is getting reimbursed for the taxes we spend on essentials). That would definitely help people with lower income. And I also like how he supports same-sex marriage and is opposed to the Defense of Marriage Act. He also understands the importance of proper funding for education for our youth.

"Hopefully, he will make a difference."

Van Styles (director, ladies man, former pro-athlete)

"You'll make fun of me, so I'm not answering. I like the rap music."

Eva Angelina (performer)

"I am hoping for Hillary Clinton because I think its time for America to have a female president. Think how America's women would feel to know that a woman is running our country. Women would be more empowered and create higher goals in life because this is the time of true equal opportunity."

"She's worked hard for her status and now it's time to pay off and give this country a female point of view on how we need to deal with problems this country is faced with."

Courtney Cummz (performer, girl power enthusiast)

"Mine is Hillary Clinton! Girl power!"

Octavio Winkytiki (director, photographer)

"It's like asking a guy about to be executed what kinda bullet he prefers...

"How about Constitutional Party candidate, Dale Thompson, from The Christian metal band, Bride? I figure at least by having a rock musician in office, he'd give the nation's strippers ,pornstars and drug dealers a bit of slack since they've been the financial backbone of the music industry from day one.

"Chances are, gas prices will go down too since filling up the ol' tour van is starting to get expensive. You gotta keep touring man!"

Valentina Vaughn (performer)

"I have no answer...I'm sure the next candidate we elect will publicly fix one problem and then create many more."

Will Ryder (producer, award-winning director, man about town)

"I'd like to see somebody that has no history in politics get elected although out of the group they have running I could see Tommy Thompson or Guiliani as possibilities. I think that Larry Flynt would have made a great president because he likes to cut through the bullshit quickly and he believes in the principals that were used to found this country. I think he calls a spade a spade and tells it like it really is which is totally refreshing but of course that would be political suicide. The people that read his editorials each month in Hustler Magazine know what I'm talking about.

"However, since he's not running, maybe we could get Britney Rears to run for President or since Hillary Scott plays the role of Britney Rears in the movies, I could just imagine the bumper stickers that would say 'Vote Hillary for President cuz Britney will blow ya'. The truth is that I really don't like any of the candidates all that much because they are quite boring and unoriginal with the possible exception of Barack Obama but do you think America is ready to vote for a name like that no matter how good he might be? Nobody though can be any worse then what's in the Oval Office now."


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