All Porn Parties Are Created Equal, But Some Are More Equal Than Others
We know that the HustlerWorld audience is really big on dystopian literature, so the title of this post won't be lost on our dear readers. With that being said, All Media Play's Freaky Friday Surprise Porn Party is set for tonight. It's being billed as both freaky and a surprise, so you absolutely cannot miss this once-in-a-monthtime event.
"I want everybody to come down and have a great night. If somebody gets laid, that's a bonus," Jeff Mullen, grand poobah of All Media Play, said in a questionably worded press release.
Here are the important details:
Who: You and like a billion porn stars.
What: Freaky Friday Surprise Porn Party
Where: Club Sugar (1716 N. Cahuenga in Hollywood, CA)
When: Tonight, from 10 until 2am
Why: Because All Media Play has it's own definition of "surprise".
For all the crap we give them, All Media Play consistently throws the best adult parties. If you're in the area, you should definitely check it out.
Unfortunately, we won't be able to attend tonight's soiree. Our hair has a date with Alberto VO5 and his hot oil treatment. We tried to reschedule, but that queen gets so bitchy when you cancel last minute.
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