This video is quite long by Interweb standards—almost seven and a half minutes—but it's more than worth watching. Frank sex talk between mother and daughter has never been this awesome or informative.
Things we learned about the ladies:
If the man ain't comin', he gonna be goin' somewhere else, puttin' his penis in someone else.
A lot of women will laugh and talk about a man if his penis is small.
Just because a man is in love with your vagina doesn't mean he's in love with you.
Dick will make you slap somebody.
The penis is a heat-seeking missile, like a rocket. Information is encoded in it making it do what it do.
Men launch their penis up in the vaginal canal. As a woman relaxes and breathes and sits on that penis and rock and move and rotate and find her rhythm and go up and down and back and forth and around in a circle, she starts getting her groove back. (Editor's Note: So that's how Stella did it!)
When the parts of penis hit them vagina walls, harmonizing and making them sing, a woman feels like she's in church jumping and shouting.
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