Whoredrobe
While we were watching The Office...er...uh...we mean totally hardcore, ass-gaping, adult erotica last night, that word popped into our head.
And it's a keeper.
We're going to try and work it into non-porn-related conversations. Not that we ever have any of those, mind you. It's all porn all the time in our home, even when we've got the kids for the weekend. Little HustlerWorld Jr. can piledrive a broad like a seasoned pro...and he's only 18 months! Barely out of diapers and already ladies man. If we could cry—Botox gone wrong, don't ask—it would be enough to bring tears of joy to our eyes.
Anywho...back to the word "whoredrobe". The Urban Dictionary defines it as "the clothes that a whore wears out to do what they do best, pick up STDs." This is a little too mean for our highly progressive outlook on life and doesn't really apply to adult entertainment (Editor's Note: Since no one gets STDs in porn). We're changing it to, "the ridiculous clothing that adult directors and producers often ask their performers to wear believing that guys watching at home think full-body stockings and 6-inch heels are somehow sexy."
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